paulinaaahide bio
 Hey, I am Paulina. I love road trips. I smile a lot and I honestly laugh way too often. I am Canadian, but I'm still pretty foreign. I am in university majoring in English Rhetoric and Western religions, and I'm fairly addicted to coffee. I am actually a pretty big closet nerd. I am such a sucker for fanfics... especially the smutty ones :P. I turn into a total fan-girl when I read something I like. I become giddy and actually giggle and make weird noises of excitement. I have read hundreds and hundreds of fanfiction works as well as novels and poetry anthologies. I love reviewing, and I'm working on publishing something myself. I want to be a Beta-reader. I'm a literary critic. While my creative writing skills aren't exceptional, I can assure anyone that my grammar and (Canadian) spelling are up to par. I am madly in love with Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, John Mayer, Mathias Lauridsen and Edward Cullen. I love to say I. |
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Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 178,047 - Reviews: 4585 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 4,670 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 7,135 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pretty Piece of Flesh by luxurykill reviews
A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
New Neighbor by Raegan Marie reviews
Previously a one-shot! Bella moves into her new apartment and Edward lives across the hall. This is a moving day she will never forget. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,275 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Sexy Lifeguard by latuacantante18 reviews
Bella is on vacation with her inattentive mother. She feels bored and annoyed before she sees the sexy lifeguard on duty, and she will do anything to get his attention. Lemon,Mature REVIEW PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
The Bet by Pixie.girl.cullen reviews
Edward Cullen, most popular guy in the school and can charm any girl into his bed. But what happens when he is bet that he can't bed unpopular Bella Swan? better then it sounds. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,969 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Physical Ever by spuntinsel reviews
A series of one-shots featuring Doctor Edward and Bella. It all starts when Bella schedules her yearly check-up with Dr. Cullen. Follows the couple through lemony events in their relationship. Hot and humorous.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Teach Me to Love by Kapootya reviews
Bella 27; English Professor. Edward 36; Famous novelist. Rosalie 23; Italian heiress. Emmett 25; Football coach. Jasper 21; engineering undergrad student. Alice 27; Fashion Designer. This is their story. BPov, Emotional, Lemons, Human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,687 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something for the weekend by Lindsi loolabell reviews
Lemony fresh AH, adult themes. On a weekend away for her brother Emmett's birthday, Bella meets his friend Edward. The gorgeous guy that brings out her inner nymph. Mummy Beryl, this is not for your eyes! NO infringement intended. It belongs to the Mormon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Dryer Monster: The Missing Socks by goldentemptress reviews
This is a collection of outtakes for the story Socks for Sex. They are collaborative efforts written in the side character's points of view by goldentemptress and Nostalgicmiss....and yes, some of them will be lemons....;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,935 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
The Remedy by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella has to go to the ER for an ankle injury, there she meets Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Will she be able to get the sexy Doctor in her bed? Possible story w/ love triange later. BXC and BXE one-shot for now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Suite 2226 by goldentemptress reviews
What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Dinner Guest by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Edward has the best of both worlds, a hot girlfriend, a great best friend. But how does a little Tequila and shots game to Kevin Smith movies change it all? One Shot for the Forbidden Love Affair Contest. A Colab from LeBig eLLe and Lady Kassmett AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward
The Naughty Nanny by sirenastarot reviews
Written for Kittenmischief's HB Contest-Alice is a nanny for Carlisle Cullen’s three boys. Seventeen year old Jasper keeps vying for Alice’s attention. But who really owns her heart? Alice/Carlisle. AU/Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Opposites Attract: Freshman Year by AMWalsh reviews
Drama Filled: Sweet innocent Bella falls for her new dorm mate's "Alice" womanizing older brother Edward. Do Opposites Attract? Read to find out. A/J, E/B, Em/R, C/Es, All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 110,650 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Riding The Rails by CJ-GhostWriter reviews
Bella lives in NYC, one day while riding the subway she sees a very sexy stranger who gives her the ride of her life. AU AH OOC BxE one shot lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just a Bet by dress up romance xx reviews
Bella is the new arrival in Forks, best known to the male population as FRESH MEAT. Edward Cullen is infamous for his way with the ladies, so his friends decide to challenge his charm. Can he win their money or will he fail miserably? Bella isn’t as innoc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,500 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Doctor's Bedroom by kaia2008 reviews
Jasper and Bella enjoy some time alone during a party. Rated M **lemons**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Sticky Testing by LiGhTiNg.FaStXD reviews
Edward is married to Bella and is a math teacher at UW. Today is an exam day. He finds a gift underneith his desk. He starting to love exams. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete