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I got this account for reading Twilight fanfiction). Every addict needs their fix, right? There are so many great stories on this site! I love Bella/Edward and Quil/Claire stories, but if I were to pick a character just for me, it would have to be either Emmett or Jacob. Maybe it's because they are both similar to my husband...

I have since switched entirely to Harry Potter (Hermione/Severus, Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Lucius). I still read a few of them here on ffn, but mostly I can be found lurking around The Petulant Poetess, Ashwinder, The Restricted Section, GrangerEnchanted, and Coloured Grey. That's when I'm not on LiveJournal.

So on to my story: I got married to my high school crush when I was just a baby, and have been 25 for a few years now. I was introduced to the Twilight series during the summer of 2007 by my best friend. I read Twilight 4 times in 3 days. I loved it. I devoured it. That fall, mmoirai introduced me to fanfiction. Now I waste all my time reading fanfics on the internet. Check out mmoirai's account - she has a great Inuyasha fic.

I have worked in healthcare for a few years, and am now back in college yet again for Pre-Med and Spanish. This is why I don't write any fanfiction. Writing patient charts has ruined me. Many eons ago, when I was in high school, I wrote stories and poetry non-stop and my friends and I were creating a comic book. Now, creative ideas have been squished out of my brain to be replaced by the bicarb buffer equation. So, I will spare you all the pain of having to read anything I could possibly come up with. Instead, check out my favorites lists. There are so many great authors and stories to enjoy that when you are done reading my favorites, you should read their favorites too.

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FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3927 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Restrictive Covenants by Shiv5468 reviews
Snape is still Headmaster. The Ministry wants him out. Hermione is sent to negotiate. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,349 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
I'll Never Take Advantage by AnnieTalbot reviews
A cursed Hermione is being cared for by Snape. Will she recover?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,931 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Without A Choice by Heartbroken1 reviews
Alternate ending to One Bite Changes Everything..Bella is changed by Victoria and now everyone must deal with the aftermath. IMPORTANT...in this version, Jacob has NOT imprinted..yet.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,940 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Icy Heat by Crazy Jersey Girl reviews
A less innocent night in the tent with Bella, Edward, and Jacob. oneshot, lemons, very OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Bella by melmist reviews
AU: Bella celebrates her birthday.What happens when her past comes to give her a belated present? Had to change my rating due to language and mature themes. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Chapter 5 Getting to Know You by Dahlila reviews
the deleted scene of Vivian and Gabriel's first time. Also deleted scene of Chapter 8
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,273 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Forbidden Fruit by Leraiv Snape reviews
Magic has unexpected consequences. Ancient magic draws an unwilling Hermione Granger and Severus Snape together, forging them into a potent instrument to end the war. And neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort wastes any time exploiting it. Part 1 of a 2-part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,160 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
One Night at the Beach by onenight reviews
This is just a piece about Bella and Jacob spending an evening at the beach. BElla has decided to amend their freidnship. Rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
WHO BY FIRE? by kaz2 reviews
COMPLETED STORY She had always talked much and too fast when she was lying, but he let it pass. He had surrendered his pride some time ago where Hermione was concerned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Roar by misserin reviews
You say you want a revolution... Hermione decides it's time for some consciousness-raising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.