The-Prince-Of-Pirateshide bio
 Author has written 19 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Beauty and the Beast, Homestuck, Treasure Island, and Meet the Robinsons. (This account has been abandoned! I no longer post here! If you want to see more of my current works {which are for none of the fandoms that are written for here} you can view them at the AO3 {Archive Of Our Own} account ThePrinceOfPirates.) Alright, I'm Eli, I'm redoing this since nearly everything has changed since last I updated this profile. I identify as agender so they, he, or whatever else you can come up with goes. I used to watch Hetalia. I don't really anymore and I'm having issues identifying and connecting with the fandom and material so please be patient when it comes to my Hetalia writings. It is a labor of love, though not love of the show but more or less love of you guys. After watching Hetalia, I went on to Homestuck. I'll probably still write Homestuck writing but once again I'm starting to lose touch with the fandom due to once again moving fandoms. Right now my obsession is with Meet the Robinsons, yes the 2007 kids movie from Disney, with that version of the future that seems to be filled the the brim with 50's style! I don't know if it's the ever inspiring quote, "Keep Moving Forward", the wonderful design, or just how much I like Wilbur that has compelled me to love this movie so much but hey, it's there. My other obsessions include House M.D., Takarajima, Treasure Island, (a little bit of) Welcome To Nightvale, (a similarly small amount of) Supernatural, (and just a pinch) of Sherlock *cough*JohnlockForever*cough*. My Tumblr is: The-Prince-Of-Pirates I have a DeviantArt but I suck dangus. Have a great day! | |||||||
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Overcoming Obstacles by NatiDreads reviews
A poorly written fic where dirty dreams really help the no touching rule
Pushing Daisies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Ned, Chuck C. - Complete
Jim and Jim by Strummer Pink reviews
An older Jim Hawkins is startled to meet a young man with an uncanny resemblance to a certain one legged pirate. Eager to learn the whereabouts of his old nemesis, Jim Hawkins engages Jim Silver in a card game, with unexpected results.
Treasure Island - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2014
You Like Greasers? by Satan Abraham reviews
Hitting on Rufioh Nitram while Horuss was around was possibly the worst idea you've ever had. Hitting on Dirk Strider immediately after, however, was probably the best. Crodirk.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 76,344 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Dirk S., Cronus A.] - Complete
Hetalia Couples React to Rated M Fanfictions by Raven G. Black reviews
What the Hetalia couples would say if they actually read rated M fanfictions on them. Rated T for language and suggestive comments.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 4/20/2013 - England/Britain, France
Thirty Drinks by Satan Abraham reviews
Yeah, this was totally worth getting like thirty drinks thrown in your face earlier. Crofioh. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Cronus A., Rufioh N.] - Complete
Holla At Ya Boy by Katastrophi reviews
Mituna is hot and bothered, wanting both of his Highblood lovers.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Mituna C., Kurloz M., Cronus A.
A little talk by BB-kun1 reviews
CroTuna, MiNus, CroMit whatever you call it. THis is it Another RP with my buddy knuckles009 on d.A
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Mituna C., Cronus A.
Almost Love by arsenicdiamonds reviews
Latula and Mituna bang while Kankri convinces himself he's a celibate. M for later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Latula P., Mituna C.
Pardon Me, But What the Hell Are You? by midnightrider.009 reviews
Coyote Love Taylor, called Love by her friends, is a hair-stealing rail-thin bundle of sunshine, who just so happens to get turned into a grim reaper! And who do we have to thank for that? Why, Grell of course! Follow her on her adventure with The She-Man-Shinigami along with sporks, cake, and deadly efficient butlers!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,671 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Grell S.
Ma Belle Evangeline by Annick La reviews
Frances pays a long awaited visit to his most beloved former colony, the birthplace of jazz. In the south land there's a city, way down by the river. Where the woman are very pretty and all the men deliver. They got music, it's always playing. Starts in the day and goes on to the night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
The Demon and The Reaper by MistsofMyMind reviews
A baby left on a doorstep. A baby hunted down for it's father. Sebastian Michaelis and Grell Sutcliff hadn't expected to be given children, they didn't even know they existed. And yet, now they must care for them. This is the story of The Demon, The Reaper, and their children. Eventual OCxOC. NOT a Sebby/Grell fic... sorry :( DISCONTINUED.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
Not Gay by Sam-and-Sherlock-in-the-TARDIS reviews
John is very perplexed by why people seem to think he's into men.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not Gay by MistsofMyMind reviews
John Watson is convinced he's not gay. Scratch that, he's certain of it. And yet, Sherlock Holmes has returned into his life and suddenly he begins to question that. Johnlock. ONESHOT! Birthday present for FireBurnsBrighter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Gills and All by MurderousBunnies reviews
Kankri has always been afraid of the water, but what Cronus finds when he finally questions the other on it isn't want he expected. Matespritship/CronKri/smut/crappy summary.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Cronus A., Kankri V.
Once Upon A Christmas by JediMasterDarjaak reviews
Sealand spends Christmas with his girlfriend Liechtenstein, unaware it will bring more than Christmas cheer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Liechtenstein, Sealand - Complete
Painting The Roses Red Fem France X England by SarcasticRomantic1995 reviews
Frani, heartbroken and alone on her birthday, longs to be Arthur's one and only. Should she follow her heart wherever it takes her and through the roughest storms? One Shot, dedicated to the one and only France. Happy Birthday! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Homestuck Drabbles by Rinata Kuiichi reviews
Some drabbles of my favorite characters of Homestuck. All characters belong to Andrew Hussie, and rated M for mostly language and a few "fun" parts here and there.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012
Wwet dream by Omgbrookyhehe reviews
Sollux has a wet dream about a certain seadweller. What he forgets is that same troll is staying over for the night. Rated M for sexual content/sexual interaction, and swearing.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
My Superhero Oneshot songfic by Marie Anette reviews
A songfic based off the song Superhero by BIGkids. Fem!Prussia has been bullied since she was young, Mangary promised to be her hero when they were little but now she's in highschool and abandoned by her so called "hero"... Story set in school, real ish names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Good Enough To Eat by LadyCaledonia reviews
Deep in the forest, there is a rabbit and a fox. Sometimes your meal is just too good looking to eat though. It's alright to indulge yourself every now and then. Especially if you're meal has a nice butt. AU. fox!Scotland/rabbit!England. Smut, dubcon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
Piratetalia by Luchia Ladrona reviews
For some odd reason England is able to see Sey's true form: a mermaid! So she needs to find out why./Mostly Pirate!England x Mermaid!Seychelles, but also Pirate!Spain x Henchman!Romano and some other random pairings./Romance, Adenvture, hopefully humor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - England/Britain, Seychelles
Karkat Break Sollux's Fever by Anaki Starsong reviews
Sollux is pretty sick, but Karkat has been reading up on how to break a fever.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
An Error Between Seat and Keyboard by Kimidori-chan reviews
After a tough break-up with his boyfriend, Arthur's friend offers him a beta testing role for a product that could help comfort him, and maybe even change his life. Bad summary is bad. AU fic. Rating will change later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,526 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Devil's Night by crocious reviews
For the first time in years, the annual Halloween party is at Austria's house. And for the first time in years, Prussia has a channel for his unnatural hatred for Specs. Bad Touch Trio, ASSEMBLE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Prussia, France
What Roommates Are For by scorpionsatellite reviews
The typical college experience of walking in on your roommate / being walked in on. Rated M for smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Karkat V., Eridan A. - Complete
Homestuck Love by Tomigiru reviews
A collection of sexy, funny, or cute shorts, summarizing the many types of relationships in Homestuck. Pairings so far: DaveJade EridanEquius RoseKanaya TereziKarkat SolluxFeferi TereziVriska...and many more haha
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Missing the Punch Line by Cardio Necrosis reviews
In which jokes are told, bricks are metaphorically thrown, and Wilson just doesn't get it. Yet.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Handcuffs by Valier reviews
Wilbur is bored. And I mean really bored. But when he finds his old toy handcuffs, surely it won't hurt to play with Lewis a little...? WilburxLewis
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Wilbur R., Lewis - Complete
Mistletoe by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
The annual Christmas party is being held at France's house; what the guests don't know about was the small trap she's set up at the entryway. Little did she know, a certain Canadian came prepared. CanadaxFem!France, rated T for France, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Korean Machine by Weaselgirl0904 reviews
Korea has claimed a gerder-swiching machine as his, and it's actually true! Has he tested it out yet? No! Where does he do the testing? In the world meeting room! Main fact, he's the test object!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,132 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - South Korea
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 245 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
the Apple Barrel by sneezingapple reviews
What Jim REALLY heard in the apple barrel. Basically, just a load of innuendos.
Treasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
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The 2P Mansion reviews
The 2P mansion... one of my many theories on 2Ptalia. Warning: References to violence, drugs, and alcohol. Not to mention some swearing, nothing worse than what was already in Hetalia though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - America, Parallel Nations
Random Encounters
Number one of the "Imagine Your OTP..." prompt by Scamdal on Tumblr, "met standing in the reallllly long queue for the dressing rooms au". I think this is my first K piece... Wow...
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2014
Nyotalia reviews
England gets a very bad idea, and from the title above you can tell, there's genderswap people. Don't like don't read! Pairings are: Fem!AmericaxEngland, alyxGermany, Fem!RomanoxSpain, Fem!JapanxGreece, Fem!ChinaxRussia, Fem!CanadaxFrance. Ladies, Gentlemen, and variations thereupon, this story is over... Sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,609 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
We're All In This Together
It was less than a sweep ago that they'd done it. Their lusus finally giving consent when they were 6 sweeps. Just a cute little headcanon of mine that the male trolls all have gauged ears and that they decided together. And that Karkat did the most studying so he takes care of most of them when they like size up and stuff. T for swearing!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Karkat V., Tavros N., Aradia M., Sollux C. - Complete
Nyotalia Ending reviews
An ending for a story I'm writing. Just thought I'd post it separately because it's an optional end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2014 - England/Britain, OC - Complete
Hair Bleach
Jim always wondered what was up with Silver's odd coloured hair... (My headcanon for Silver is a feminine, bleach blonde man who likes to keep his looks in order so... yeah)
Treasure Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Complete
My Love
Terezi and Nepeta fight over Karkat on Christmas eve. Old Christmas prompt, T for a little blood and gore.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Karkat V., Terezi P., Nepeta L. - Complete
I Wish I Was James Bond reviews
A prompt writing I did for Dirk/Jake. Doesn't every boy wish he was just like 007?
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Jake E., Dirk S.] - Complete
Dancing Slowly In An Empty Room reviews
Nightmares. Nightmares of her. Just sick reminders that she was gone forever, and all because of him. Solara sadstuck. Trigger Warnings: Cutting (Sollux has scars) and character death. Written to the song of "The Lonely" by Christina Perri, suggested song for reading.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Sollux C., Aradia M.] Karkat V. - Complete
Trickster's Curse
All your personal problems solved, was it really worth it? The real question was, would it actually work? Trickster mode, so everyone's SUGAR SHOCKED!
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Dirk S., Roxy L., Jake E., Jane C. - Complete
We All Have Our Demons reviews
Aradia just died at his hands. Solara sadstuck. Trigger warnings, cutting, character death, and swearing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Sollux C., Aradia M.] Karkat V. - Complete
Fighting In Class reviews
It seems like Karkat, Sollux and Eridan can never keep from fighting in class! It's a section of a piece of writing I did for a give away. I really pick and chose what I use so there's more to it... K for a couple punches thrown...
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Chorea reviews
Does anyone remember the episode where Spain tries to teach Romano a Spanish dance because he has a disease makes it look like he has the dancing plague? Well, that disease isn't temporary. Just a random head cannon that you can all thank Wikipedia for. Light amount of Spamano...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
The States reviews
Something important is going on in the states so America sends each of them off to another countries place for a while. Just using history and such to decide, trust me, even climate has been put into play for the choices.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2013 - America
Stuck reviews
America and Canada get stuck together because of a bridge built between them, so England tells a story of when it happened to him and France. I may have hinted at Franada and USUK, though I'm guessing most of you will see it as light FrUK and CanAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
The Second Beauty and the Human Beast reviews
Me and my wonderful love for gender bending, Lefou is the second beauty and Gaston the human beast. Gender bend! I do not want any flames saying that Lefou being a girl isn't correct. Rated T because Gaston falls out of the building and gets beat up.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gaston, LeFou - Complete
New Orleans reviews
New Orleans was always a fun place. Especially around Mardi Gras, when the two countries who owned it before have a tradition for the special holiday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2013 - America, France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
The Italy Brothers reviews
Saddest, shortest, one-shot ever. Don't read unless you want something sad. When Italy is at war and there is no hope. 1 vs. world situation. The rest of my work is a lot more light hearted. If this isn't your cup of tea read another one of my works.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Immortal's Fair reviews
The Immortal's Fair is held twice a year and has never been attended by a human... until now. What happens when MeyRin stumbles into this time honored tradition? Mainly MeyRinxSebastian, a little MadameRedxGrell, and the tiniest bit OCXOC.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Mey-Rin, Sebastian M. - Complete