Random thing of the year:

Ways to annoy people on an elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
15. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
17. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
21. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Stare, grinning.
24.Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you
25.When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
26.Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
27.Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
28.Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
29.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
30.Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
31.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
32.Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
33.Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking

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2 Virginia Beach, Virginia
3 Billings, Montana
4 Columbus, Georgia
5 San Diego, California
6 Des Moines, Iowa
7 Minneapolis, Minnesota
8 Madison, Wisconsin — Madison has a high number of pediatricians per capita.
9 Colorado Springs, Colorado
10 Santa Rosa, California
11 Wichita, Kansas
12 Los Angeles, California
13 Corona, California
14 Austin, Texas
15 Stamford, Connecticut
16 Omaha, Nebraska
17 Naperville, Illinois
18 Fort Wayne, Indiana
19 Springfield, Illinois
20 Boise, Idaho
21 Manchester, New Hampshire
22 South Bay Area, California
23 New York, New York
24 Fontana, California
25 Louisville, Kentucky
26 Plano, Texas
27 Oceanside, California
28 Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
29 Sacramento, California
30 Ann Arbor, Michigan
31 Reno, Nevada
32 Las Vegas, Nevada
33 Lincoln, Nebraska
34 San Bernardino, California
35 Grand Rapids, Michigan
36 Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina — Median value of a home: 202,733
37 Kansas City, Kansas
38 Fremont, California
39 Buffalo, New York
40 Berkeley, California
41 Cambridge, Massachusetts
42 Kansas City, Missouri
43 Waterbury, Connecticut
44 Syracuse, New York
45 Phoenix, Arizona
46 Albuquerque, New Mexico
47 Akron, Ohio
48 Boston, Massachusetts
49 Escondido, California

51 Antioch, California
52 Elgin, Illinois
53 Rochester, New York
54 Seattle, Washington — Residents spend 266 per person annually to maintain the city's parks.
55 Tucson, Arizona
56 Santa Clarita, California
57 Denver, Colorado
58 Indianapolis, Indiana
59 Glendale, Arizona
60 Chicago, Illinois
61 Atlanta, Georgia
62 San Antonio, Texas
63 Mobile, Alabama
64 Concord, California
65 Denton, Texas
66 Coral Springs, Florida
67 San Francisco, California
68 Cedar Rapids, Iowa
69 El Paso, Texas — Classrooms average fewer than 16 students for every teacher.
70 San Buenaventura, California
71 Worcester, Massachusetts
72 Baltimore, Maryland
73 Richmond, California
74 Lowell, Massachusetts
75 Portland, Oregon
76 Jacksonville, Florida
77 Fort Collins, Colorado
78 Orlando, Florida
79 Modesto, California
80 Montgomery, Alabama
81 Tampa, Florida
82 Salinas, California
83 Newport News, Virginia
84 Oakland, California
85 Augusta, Georgia
86 Fort Worth, Texas
87 Washington, D.C.
88 Tulsa, Oklahoma — Residents spend just 17 minutes commuting to work.
89 Bellevue, Washington
90 Cincinnati, Ohio
91 McKinney, Texas
92 St. Louis, Missouri
93 Hayward, California
94 Midland, Texas
95 Sterling Heights, Michigan
96 Greensboro, North Carolina
97 Arlington, Texas
98 Alexandria, Virginia
99 Winston-Salem, North Carolina
100 Lexington, Kentucky

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