BlackxXxFire
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Joined 12-17-12, id: 4423296, Profile Updated: 02-16-14
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hi, BlackxXxfire here.

I love to read!

Maximum Ride is my favorite book series but I HATE James Patterson (no offence to JP lovers). Harry Potter is amazing and Percy Jackson was awesome! I think Twilight is okay, but is badly written. Kristen Stewart couldn't act if her life depended on it. I like the movies and taylor launtner is SUPER hot! I would kill Nora, but keep Patch (Hush Hush. The Mortal Instruments is just beautiful. I cant even...

I have a Chiwawa (its my moms) and a cat (my dad's) and I dont like animals. Like I don't know what my dag want from me. make it go away. I have a bro and sis who are both older than me. I hate math class and gym. I love Art and reading. Black, gray, and purple are my favorite colors and I hate pink.

Reading romance fanfictions are my way to live out my non-excitstant love life.

People think skulls and cross bones are creepy, I am one to argue that till your convinced. My happy place is a cemetery. Its peaceful. I am not emo or goth, I just hate yellow. Its just too happy. I love sushi and McDonalds french fries. Plus ANYTHING sweet. I absolutely HATE coffee. Dragons are cool and glasses make you look smart (well not me, I just look stupid)

PTV, SWS, BMTH, FOB, Panic at the disco, Paramore (although the new album sucks), Lorde (ya, it doesn't really fit in with the rest...), My Chemical Romance, NSN, Rise Against, A skylit drive, White stripes, Weezer, and a LOT more.

"What's so good abour picking up the pieces?"-Pierce the Veil, Caraphernilelia (I probably spelled that wrong, oops)

"Now that we have the world in front of us, we'er never turning back." - Sleeping With Sirens, The Left Side of Everywhere

"Thats what you get when you let your heart win." -Paramore, Thats What You Get

I know I am not the best writer ever, but I can try.

fly on,

BlackxXxFire

I am gonna do all those copy and paste stuff cuz its fun...


1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

Madizzle (this one is just stupid for me. My name is obviously in there My nickname is in my name, and it is only 4 letters and ends with an i. Hi. My name is madi. Nice to meet you.) (by the way... That isn't the name on my birth certificate, thats what i was trying to say up there. )

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)

Black griffin

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)

Sophia cannonburry

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)

Beama

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)

Silver coke

6 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

Michele kathline

7 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody kitty


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black. (WTH? Black is freakin awesome!)

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelery.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 16

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie

You own something from pacsun

you own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale (sales are beautiful things that need to be celebrated)

You have more than one house

Total : 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark (i wish... Stupid dirty blond locks)

You dislike preps.

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic. (Agnostic)

Total : 4

PUNK

You can skateboard. (I am atuallly slightly terrified of skateboarding)

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse (MORE LIKE LOVE!)

You hate MTV

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 5

GEEK

You like Harry Potter

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem

you think emo chicks/Guys are hot. (Sometimes they'er kinda scary...)

Total : 7

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or alot (...a lot)

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance

Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere.

you wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts. (My parents wont let me 'cuz they don't like my music *tear*)

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance

your hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

Total: 0


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

Forehead, falling on a cinder block

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Tons of stuff

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

Talk, only sometimes

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

look up there

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

11:11, easy

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

The light outsude my window that keeps me awake to spontaniously combust

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

summer. Warmth. Shorts. Swimsuits. Sunglasses. You get the idea.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

Teddy bear

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5 ft 7in

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Every once in a while. I blame it on Max Ride

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

no

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

Do movies count?

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

I dunno...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Something dark

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

Somewhere by water

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Neither! Soda

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Bacon... Yummy

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Sushi with McDanold's french fries

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

I can't remember

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

Cough-yes-cough

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

God no!

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

...as long as its cute...

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Yeppers peppers

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

Cat & dog

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Yes, but let me ask this: if you can help not falling in love, is it really love?

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Face-to-face

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

47

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

Dirty blond *wink*

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

Friend's #

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

Its a long list

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

I wish

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Fang... Swoon...

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Nope

37. FIRST JOB?

Never had one

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Its soo funny

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

Brushing my teeth

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

Thank god no

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

Clothes hair

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

No

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

It was last month...

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

Like, two i guess. But i kinnda hate babies and kids that are over the age of five, unless they are super cute.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

No, i am the original

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

No, but it sounds like fun

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Whatevers there

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Depends

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?

Gross

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Tapping my foot

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

A lot

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Yes

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

To a certain degree

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Keep it inside

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

They moved

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Books


Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.


Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobia.

3/9

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

4/9

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

4/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take trash from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

3/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoë Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

3/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

3/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a goodies.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening credits: Numb- Linkin Park

Waking up: Yeah Boy and Doll Face- Pierce the Veil

First Day At School: I Just Wanna Run- the Downtown Fiction (guilty pleasure)

Falling In Love: King for a Day- Pierce the Veil ft. Kellin Quinn

Fight Song: Visible Cow- Barkmarket

Breaking Up: It's Time- Imagine Dragons

Prom night: Nothing Better- The Postal Service

Life: In Bloom- Nirvana

Mental Breakdown: Bulletproof- La Roux

Driving: Drella- Peirce the Veil

Flashback: Everlong- Foo Fighters

Getting back together: Fake It- Seether

Wedding: A Lack of Color- Death Cab for Cutie

Birth of Child: Had Enough- Breaking Benjamin

Final battel: Cradle- The Joy Formidable

Funeral Song: Caraphernelia- Pierce the Veil

Final Credits: TheNewNationalAnthem- Pierce the Veil


Stereotypes:

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the mafia.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST'NT be a virgin

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm a MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have Asian best friends so I MUST think I'm Asian

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be bossy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a lawyer.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love colorguard/marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac


(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes

2) Where did you get your default picture? At your moms house

3) What's your middle name? Sophia

4) Your current relationship status? Single

5) Does your crush like you back? Yes

6) What is your current mood? Happy/bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Ummm... Pink.

8) What color shirt are you wearing? Red

9) Missing something? My sanity

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I don't know

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A bird

12) Ever had a near death experience? Yup

13) Something you do a lot? Breath

14) The song stuck in your head? I Don't Care if your Contagious by Pierce the Veil

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? FnickRide03

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? I have no idea

17) When was the last time you cried? When my half sister left to go back to her mom's. (she visits for 2-4 weeks twice a yr)

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yesh

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Control over the elements

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hair

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? A vanilla shake thing

22) What's your biggest secret? That I have a fanfiction profile...

23) Favorite color? Black (I don't care if it is a shade. Screw that!)

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Sometimes

25) What are you? A human

26) Do you speak any other language? Nope

27) What's your favorite smell? Don't have one

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Freakish

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No

30) What are you thinking about right now? How awesome the song Until the End by Breaking Benjamin is (listening to it now)

31) What should you be doing? Sleeping

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My dad

33) Do you like working in the yard? Ya... No.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Somerhalder...

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Doesn't everyone act a little different?

36) What is your natural hair color? Dirty blond *wink*

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? A boy who wasn't worth my time


Do people even look at these things???? Probably not.

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Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,114 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Of Corporate Scandals by bookworlders reviews
Secrets. Affairs. Paparazzi. Escapes. Manhattan, Brooklyn, the Upper East Side. Hidden hotels. Penthouses. Meddlesome parents. Scheming colleagues. Money. Riches. Welcome to the world of corporate scandals. Percabeth Workplace AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 81,053 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Mistake or Blessing? by ValentineRose28 reviews
Max and Fang have just been unexpectantly dumped. When their friends drag them out to a bar and they meet, it isn't exactly love at first sight. But, after a couple drinks, they start to think a bit differently. They're in for a surprise in the morning!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
New York's Most Wanted by imaginationistheKey123 reviews
Fang Ride is a good cop, one of the best cops one might say. Naturally his boss would assign him to catch New York's most wanted criminal, Mazzi M. Mazzi M is a new criminal, she should makes mistakes, be easy to catch. Except she's not. Fang has hard catching her especially when he learns she has started to like him. One shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Max, Fang
Stripped by LivenLifeUp reviews
After losing a drunken bet, Max Martinez has to challenge the schools hottest football player, Fang Ride, to a game of strip poker. She only had to challenge him, but she never expected for him to accept. FAX AH AU T/M ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Max, Fang, Iggy, Dylan - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by Just Me Sorry reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. (ONE SHOT!)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Max, Fang - Complete
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
The Tissue Box of Love by bean-fiend reviews
Fang rarely expressed his emotions, and when he did, it was through his "Tissue Box of Love." When Max grabs a tissue from it, what feelings will it reveal?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Home at Last by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
I hate hospitals. Especially mental ones. You would too if you had been stuck in one for a year when you were only fifteen. I'm sixteen now, and still stuck in this hellhole. I find my thoughts wandering to getting out more than they used to, but not as much as they had when I first got here. I'm going crazy, well at least more crazy than I already am. Or more than they think I am.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 56,593 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by creatoroffiction reviews
Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Fang, Max
You're My Curveball by LaxChick25 reviews
Life throws you curveballs. Sometimes you're already wound up and ready to take a swing. Other times you barely even know you're up to bat and the ball hits you so hard in the head you're not even sure where you are anymore. Maximum Ride was the curveball of my life. She was the curveball I wasn't even remotely prepared for. Fax. No Wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 142,922 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
She's a Lady by FlowerChild22 reviews
Up until the age of fourteen, Fang Ride and Max Martinez were the best of friends, even sharing their first kiss. Now, at eighteen they're constantly at each other's throats. But it's hard to forget those feelings you once had.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Max, Fang] [Nudge, Iggy] - Complete
My Angel of Darkness by SolidScriptJess reviews
Max is an average student at her highschool. Until the new mystery guy shows up. And with him brings adventure, drama, fights, horror, and buried secrets. It'll be a miracle if anyone could stay alive until the end of the year. FAX! All HUMAN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,553 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fighting For a Place in This World by NightWrighter511 reviews
Maximum Batchelder has spent the last five years keeping herself and her friend alive on the streets of New York City. The world is cruel, especially to a couple of street kids, but Max has found a place she fits in: street fighting. Of course, it only takes one night to change everything. Now Max must reinvent herself. What else is expected from someone in Witness Protection? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,033 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by NotSureYetHunny reviews
Will Max ever realize her feelings for her beautiful black-haired best friend? It's doubtful, but you never know. Songfic-Twoshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
toodamnstrongandsilent by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
But you're toodamnstrongandsilent (youarenothing)/ You're goddamnFang (You'refuckingnobody)/ &(y)(o)(u)('r)(e) goddamnbroken, t.o.o. (youfinallyadmit)/ Like e v e r y o n e else (Exceptforthewings,freak)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Fang - Complete
101 Reasons by NeonSyzygy reviews
Max has 101 reasons why she and Fang shouldn't be together. Fang has an answer for every one. Based on makoshark's 99 Reasons! Fax, crappy summary. Completed!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
The Stereo System in the Gym by elevenhurricanes reviews
How Max and Fang's relationship came to be... and how it survived. Short, cute little fluff. Consists of three chapters only. F to the A to the X.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Can You Keep A Secret? by XxVampireluvaxX reviews
Angel dwells on a memory of a thirteen year old Fang’s thoughts and the secret she promised to keep. FAX OneShot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
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The School AKA: Hell reviews
"The little girl sat there. She sat for a very long time. No clock. For, she didn't even know what a clock was. No windows to see the outside world. She was isolated in a world of pure pain." What I think the school was like before the flock was rescued by Jeb. A bit over done, but I wanted to give it a try. ONE-SHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Max - Complete
Love, Maximum Ride reviews
Max left the flock after saving the world so they could live a normal life. Three years later, when she is 17, Max writes a letter to Ella saying that her experation date has shown up. Sorry it's short, this is my first fanfiction. Hope you like it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Max, Ella - Complete
Our Greek Genetics reviews
Max and the flock were just beat up by some flyboys, when they land infront of some pinetree and a random guy named Percy shows up out of no where. He takes them to a strange camp and they find out about their Greek Genetics. Rated teen to be safe. Co-written by FnickRide03.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Max, Percy J.