cloud-in-a-bottlehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Criminal Minds, and Naruto. I care about a lot of things. I like hookah. I'm really into friendship. I've probably never seen that movie. I like women and men. Mostly I write for Naruto, because it's such an interesting, comprehensive world to explore - that even its creator didn't utilize to its full potential. Occasionally I write for Criminal Minds, when inspiration strikes. Hence the absurd gaps in update time for New Things, which I PROMISE you, I will finish. I actually have the entire story mapped out, so it's just a matter of actually writing it. But all in all, New Things is coming along really well, and I am excited to share more of Dan and Reid's weird, budding relationship and ensuing drama. I don't post new chapters very often because I am a perfectionist, and I don't want to fall into the trap of continuously updating chapters I've already posted. However, I will always finish what I start. Always. That's my authorship promise: once I create a story on ff.net, I'm fully committing. It will be completed. Nothing will ever be left unfinished forever. |
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Little Hell by ShaNini86 reviews
A one-shot post 9.12, "The Black Queen." Rated K for some references to drug use. "Seven years was a long time. Seven years was somewhere in the past. Seven years was still too close."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2014 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Professor's Discretion by Twelve Years in Azkaban reviews
The only thing keeping Hermione out of trouble and Harry Potter alive is... the Professor's Discretion. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,741 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Art of War by leafygirl reviews
Entry for the LJ Kakasaku AU contest. Sakura gets stuck following her teacher after a bet with her friends. But his mysterious life is nothing she ever expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Ninth Night by leafygirl reviews
Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Quiet Michiyuki by Dubhshlaine d'Aubigny reviews
Kyuzo is dead and is living the afterlife. But promises have been made that have to be kept. This is his process.
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Series of Firsts by leafygirl reviews
A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 222 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 266 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Ramos reviews
A strange death presents Severus Snape with a mystery. Does it have anything to do with the mysterious changes he's observed in Hermione Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Airless by NessieGG reviews
This was not the type of assignment that Team Gai specialized in. 'There's something else you should know about the Grass nin...' [NejiTen, one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fated by leafygirl reviews
Sakura runs from her past as Kakashi wants to run from life. Naruto and Genma witness the painful trials their friends must go through. Kakasaku Sasusaku - Please be aware there are multiple serious main character deaths. You will probably cry. This story has angst/tragedy/romance and maybe not in that order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,471 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 422 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
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Paper Mountains reviews
Itachi and Kisame don't know what they're in for when a stranger approaches them with a deal. OC Sagami Raasu quickly finds herself questioning her country's motives while getting involved with people she never wanted to know. ItachixRaasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Itachi U., Kisame H., OC
New Things reviews
There are very few people Reid trusts when he is feeling vulnerable. One of them is his dealer. The real story behind our favorite genius's use, abuse, and recovery. T for drugs/language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 10/17/2013 - S. Reid, OC