"God, no. He could not deal with Soldier having one of his strange, possibly insane, moments. Especially not with someone like Scout, who only knew how to escalate situations to a level of craziness that even Pyro was not equipped to handle alone." A series of oneshots about stuff RED team does that doesn't involve killing.

Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays

Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!

"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."

Cheating at cards made easy.

The Scout can't figure himself out, so he asks someone who seems to see everything about others for a different point of view. Sniper/Scout. Tl;dr, PWP.