Greetings comrades! I am Kamikaze-Conscript. It is my vish that I vill be able to browse the site in hopes of finding satisfactory stories. I vill lay down the hammer of justice upon those that are unable to write properly. The sickle of ineptitude vill also be used to correct wrong doings. I do this in the name of MOTHER RUSSIA! She vill once again become strong one day, and her first target vill be all writers who are a plague to this vorld. VE VILL NO FORGET!!