"I think we have a wager on our hands, Mr. Darcy." "A wager?" "Yes. To see who can teach the other more about the intimate arts. Whomever wins decides a shameful task for the other." "Miss Bennet, I-" "Are you game, Mr. Darcy?" Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennett begin a war of the sexes to determine who can best the other with intimacy, with complicated consequences. Lemons, PWP.

Elizabeth is attacked by dreadfuls and injured on her way to Netherfield to see Mr. Darcy. Coupled with their increased intimacy since their secret engagement, Mr. Darcy is on emotional overdrive. When him and Elizabeth make a foolish mistake together, what will become of their impending nuptials? And what of Wickham and the zombies? Lemons and pregnancy

Thea isn't the only Queen child Moira lied to about their true parentage and Oliver is about to find out that living up to the final wishes of Robert Queen isn't nearly as hard as balancing life as "The Hood" and being the son of Leroy Jethro Gibbs.