Harry felt the need to start over after the wizarding world took that final step off the ledge to insanity. What better place to begin fresh than a new galaxy where he would be the only magical?

All of her life she had been careful,avoiding the rest of the world because her mutation could kill her. Then Charles Xavier and Ororo Munroe convince her to rejoin the world. She should of known there would be trouble. Logan/OC *Complete* SEQUEL IS POSTED!

A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Harriet Potter is back in the world she was first born in, ready for her third mission as a goddess. Chaos Game has been updated for what promise to be a long adventure among youkai and miko, and even through time! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry

Jasper comes bearing a gift before the Cullens leave definitely – a gift available in just a few short months. Jaspella! New Moon AU! Lemon.

A sequel to Surf Into Mass Effect. The continued story of Shea Nelson and her Asari family, friends and their adventures. Events take place before the ME1-ME2-ME3 timeline. May change as story progresses. Rated M for language, violence, adult humor and stuff.

Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside! WARNINGS: Begins entirely in HP world, crossover starts later. Harry is bisexual. Rated M to be safe.

Amaryllis Potter walks into the Great Hall to present her public petition for emancipation, but things soon spiral out of control beyond even what she anticipated. Oneshot. Fem!Harry. Some Dumbledore-bashing.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Harriet Potter, goddess in training, is getting ready for her second mission: reincarnated as the youngest Elric Sibling and armed with Chaos' latest update of his Game, she's ready to discover a new world of alchemy! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry

An OC in our reality is dropped into the world of Dragon Age, surrounded by the companions and Hawke, will she find love or more pain? Fluff, angst, a bit of humour and violence, ongoing. OC/Fenris.

Christy Taylor (oc) arrived in the world of Twilight during New Moon, and became a vampire immediately. Now she has to try and fit in, and when she goes to find the Cullen's for help she finds Bella alone. She decides to help Bella pull out of her depression and tries to teach her to be stronger, all while trying to keep her safe. (Bella/OC and Bella/OC/Tanya)

Set at the end of OOTP. Hermione is worried about Harry returning to Privet Drive for the summer and resolves to make his stay more enjoyable. Then she comes up with a plan to do that AND mess with the Dursleys at the same time. H/Hr, but plenty of other girls join the fun as the title implies. No smut.

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This is "Complete" because the length is getting unwieldy. I stopped at a good point. The sequel is up.

Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.

Harriet Potter knew she shouldn't have picked those three Hallows... but she did, and now, she's immortal, and the gods have a proposition for her : help the heroes of other universe to save her mother's soul. And to help her, they'll give her a tool : the Gamer's Ability. First stop : the Mafia World. fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry

The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?

Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!

An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.

Tired of the way he and his godson are treated, Sirius takes a stand and reclaims his house. No longer will he let others rule his life. I wouldn't call it bashing, just my point of view.

All Adrian has ever wanted was someone to love her. All Tony has ever wanted was someone to view him as human. They have found each other now, both hardened by the world. Now they have each other and they are not going to let go. No matter what SHIELD, Loki, or anyone else says. BETA, AnarchicMuse, RULES!

In New York city, Bella stumbled across Sara Pezzini—who had a most interesting and other worldly secret. Perhaps Bella can use it to her own advantage. * Sara Pezzini, Danny Woo, Alice Cullen, Edward Cullen. Written for the BetterinTexasFiction 2015 Winter Wonderland Writing Contest. Character death.

With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!

Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.

Asgard monitors all issued Prophecies quite closely. Occasionally, somebody needs to step in for some hands-on corrective action...

What if Harry takes things coolly and suggests a small change in the tournament? ONESHOT

This is a goofy little one-shot that I decided to write after seeing a couple of hilarious Harry Potter tumblr posts. I won't tell you what they are, as that would give it away, but it gets pretty obvious inside. Basic concept for the 'plot' (or what passes for one) is that Harry wants Voldemort to die being laughed at and humiliated rather than feared. Rated T for language

The world has tried to break Harry before. Some days, at his most lucid, he wonders if it succeeded. Either way, he doesn't intend to take it lying down, but from Templars to demons, the trouble keeps coming. Oh and the world might be ending, although that, for once, is someone else's problem.

COMPLETE and updated 9/14/12! This story is an off shoot from "Things That Make You Go Hummm," by Dracom Blade. Totally A/U and hopefully fun to read. Bashes some characters like Bumbles, Molly, Snape, and others. This story is complete and is a Harry with three wives. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo. H/Hr/FD/LL 4/16/14

REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14

DA2: A cynical, taciturn rogue returns to Kirkwall. Three long years have passed since Bartrand's betrayal and Misery Hawke struggles to pick up the broken pieces of her life and find new purpose. Act II, sequel to 'Hurtled into Chaos'. Book 2 of 3.

Bella always believed Edward left her because she was human but little did she know that he is running because her blood had started to change and his pull towards her withered. After he leaves, Bella finds herself and lives her life. What happens when years later, her and her coven come across the Cullen's? How will they react to the new Bella Swan?

5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.

An avid Harry Potter fan gets dropped into the wizarding world. Metamorphing, AU goodness. Skewed ages

Can some angry words change everything?

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.

Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE

A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.

A standard college student from our world finds himself transported into the world of Thedas. After nearly getting killed he is dragged into helping the Wardens stop the Blight. Rated T for violence.

A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.

While on the way to getting started, Tess, the poor Grey Wardan-mage-elf, is stuck once again listening to her companions bicker and when Morrigan threatens to leave, she has only one option to settle this... hilarity ensues... Now Officially a Drabble-Pile!

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form.

Personal take on the Marjolaine story arc. F/Cousland and Leliana. Will be POV switch between both of these characters. Dialogue will not entirely follow the game. Story Complete. AN: Recently updated and edited.

Wizard lack common sense. Hermione had declared that in their first year at Hogwarts. Well, even after the war, with Voldemort dead, wizards refused to change the things that were important to prevent events that led to the war in the first place to repeat themselves. Time for Harry to make sure, at the right time and place, to teach them.

After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.

During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.

AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.

The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.

What if the wolves hadn't saved Bella from Laurent? What if something else had found her in the meadow? And what happens when that something brings Bella into the supernatural world? A Bellice story, T for language and violence

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!

Harry becomes disillusioned with his world after defeating Voldemort and decides to go traveling, ending up in another dimension that's similar but not quite the same as his original one. He makes friends with the Avengers.

Harry gets beaten and left for Dead by his own relatives. Bella comes to rescue him along with Dobby then Hermione comes to his aid. Then a meeting with the goblins and the fun really begins. This is H/Hr/Bell/OC - Harry Multiple!

In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

When Commander Shepard requires a tattoo artist, Jack finds herself stitching together the woman's enigmatic nature and mysterious history. Three Headed Dog (Part 3 of 3) : Atropos, The Illusive Man's story. A Jane 'Foucault' Shepard tale.

What does Hawke's dog's name, a glowy blue amulet, and an injury have to do with our favorite white-haired elf?

The trailers promised us a champion who "embraced destiny, and did not show their fear... these are the ones who change the world forever." What we got however was a victim of peer pressure. Game ending fix it, Hawke remembers that she plays by her rules.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Bella Swan comes to Forks with something a little... extra. What will she do when she realizes that it's not just a group of ridiculously attractive teenagers she's going to High School with, but ones that have a little something 'extra' too? Her life has already changed once, is she ready for three of them to change it again? And are they ready for her?

(It all started with a Tweet on 01/11/2014.) Bella's had enough of being a zombie and her handsy "friend" Jacob. She leaves town, and the memories, to head for sunnier, vampire-free climes. No destination, no plan, just a desire to go. Who'd have thought she'd run into our favorite Major in Louisiana? (no slash. No Charlotte.) PBJ. Adult content.

Shepard did not like the Council, and neither did Garrus. But as a Spectre, it is her duty to protect them, regardless of whether or not she wanted to punch them. So it comes as a surprise when the turian councilor-her biggest critic-begins acting... strange. SparatusxFemShepxGarrus, Rated for language and adult themes.

Instead of starting a new game, I end up living it. Now, stuck in a world meant to be fiction, I must use my knowledge to save this universe. OC/Ashley, Femshep/Liara. Rated T for language. Newly rewritten and improved.

What if the Cullens had inside information & help from the start of their encounter with Bella? What could they do better? What would change? A Twi-fan from our world finds herself haunting the Cullens in the cafeteria on Bella's first day, unseen & unheard by the humans, simply a spirit. The Cullens can see & hear her just fine though, & she definitely has lots to say to them.

The crew of the Normandy picks up a traveler from another universe, who joins in their quest to destroy the Reapers. With the Normandy, the geth, the rachni, and the traveler's family and friends all focused on one goal, they can't lose.

Did you ever find events so INFURIATING that you wanted to speak to your party just as you are? Yeah, I did too.

Ty, Danny, and Cody got pulled into a game one day. That game was Mass Effect. The three dub themselves Users and go on to change the game in ways only a User can. Now, they know they are changing the rules and having a good time doing it. What the Users don't realize is that by changing the rules for them, they change them for everyone and Saren knows. This is humor, not serious.

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

A series of lectures on ancient languages puts Garion Williams, aka Harry Potter, into a position to right an ancient wrong when Garion befriends Daniel Jackson. Non-slash! Friendship DJ/HP.

Just before setting out for Virmire, Hackett diverts Shepard back to Eden Prime, where an intact human corpse has been found buried beneath where the beacon was. Upon retrieval, the corpse wakes up. What effect will an undying man and his pet skull have on the battle against the Reapers?

She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely

Harry becomes an outcast during fourth year and ends up reaching out to new people to help him along the way. What he ends up with is a girlfriend and a new lease on life with the freedom he has never had before. The title refers to Albus and the Order. Grey Harry

What is reflected when we look into a mirror? What can another see that we cannot? And can that sight open doors so often slammed shut out of fear and anger? A one-shot for F!Mahariel/Morrigan. Dialogue will be all original. Story Complete.

Written with Sy Itha, and takes place after the events of Branded and Conflict of Interest. Aria and Tevos pay a second personal visit to Shepard and Liara. (Aria/Tevos FemShep/Liara)

One Shepard spontaneously turns into two when they go to talk to Nihlus. A third appears on Eden Prime to save Ashley, a fourth appears next to the bombs, and a fifth appears immediately after the beacon explodes. What's causing all these different versions of Shepard to appear?

With 'WARGH' on the horizon, and everyone running around in a panic over what's happening next, its nice for the 'battle-squad' of the Normandy to sit back and enjoy an awkward moment involving Blushing Asari, Hungover Quarian, Smug Turian, coffee and the oddity that is human breakfast cuisine... Fluffy Squad Teasing

Legion watches a vid at movie night and is immersed in the world of fiction. Specifically A.I. fiction. Shepard learns that this new outlet might be giving the geth some questions about its own existence and about its place in the universe. One-Shot.

What happens when Admiral Hackett challenges Garrus and Kaidan to a test of reach and flexibility? This story is based on a dream I had last night. Best dream I ever had. Enjoy :D

The Butcher of Torfan - her life and times. Rated STRONG M for language, adult themes and situations, and violence. Vignette-based story that looks at how a Renegade FemShep and Tali might find love in a galaxy of loss. Covers pregame through ending, replacing and expanding on the end of Mass Effect 3. Smut, D/s, violence, more smut; you have been warned.

Commander Shepard offers some insight into why she wears blue armour, even after the alliance left her for dead. Uncharacteristically (for me) fluffy One-shot that might at some point turn into a two or three shot...

Solona Amell was the Hero of Ferelden, Warden-Commander of the Grey in Ferelden, Arlesa of Amaranthine... and it meant nothing more than trying to rebuild her life from scratch... again. (Follows Solona Amell through Awakening.)

Olyvia finds herself transported to Ferelden and swept into the chaos of the Blight. Determined to get home to her family, she joins the Wardens in their fight against the darkspawn to find her way back. A would-be prince, a tyranical Lord, and a blood mage only complicate her plans. How can she return home, when her heart believes this is where she belongs. Multi-Origins.

Lyna Mahariel gets sucked into Marian Hawke's life, and the events of act 3, when she reunites with Zevran. (Currently in the process of rewrites)

For a prompt on the kinkmeme -Shepard, Legion and Mordin are stuck on a planet after an ambush. Shepard gets hurt, and while Mordin takes care of her a bond develops between them, which later turns into something more. Rated M for language, canon style violence and future mature situations.

Commander Shepard meets with the mysterious Archangel in a dark corner of Afterlife. He's clearly turian, but that's all that she can tell as he's kept his helm on throughout the whole meeting. But she can't help but feel like she knows him… ME 2 F!Shepard/Garrus M Content

Seven years since she ended the Blight, the Dalish Hero of Ferelden is having the dreams again. But why have they brought her to Kirkwall? Could it have something to do with Merrill and the mirror? Or does the truth go far deeper than that?

Just a little plot bunny that wouldn't let go. There are a lot of twists and turns along with several surprises thrown in. Basically a story of two people who have lost too much and need something new and fun in their lives. Harry/Andi/?

Seventh in the Rose Shepard Series: A slice of life look at how Commander Rose Shepard handles her increasing fame whenever she docks at the Citadel. Liara T'soni learns the Rules of Shore Party Duty on the Citadel from Kaidan Alenko.

Various meetings between Harry and Death. One-shot. Rated for language, just to be safe.

It was the cliché of all storybook clichés, and he thought Leliana would agree. Alistair was in for a long, troubled night.

"Beware the level plains around, for something lies in wait till found. So listen for the rumbling sound; the devil dwells beneath the ground." A young sentinel walked out of Akuze alone and managed to retain her gentle persona. But when she encounters a thresher maw years later, Shepard's suppressed guilt and anguish turn her into a vengeful force that even she doesn't recognize.

Hawke never listened to her companions when they traveled, choosing to ignore what they spoke about, however one conversation between Isabela and Anders sparked a little bit of curiosity. SebXFHawkeXFen; One-shot

Rule number one of travelling with the Warden: do NOT upset Morrigan. Oneshot inspired by party banter between Zevran and Morrigan, sometimes including Alistair. Will eventually have sequel oneshot.

...she'll most likely dance. And if she dances at the Hanged Man, you can count on Varric finding out. Now featuring a snippet of Ander's Spicy Shimmy!

A quick drabble imagining Cullen trying to comfort Marian Hawke after her mother's death.

A quick piece from Will Hawke's first trip to Sundermount. Implied Ander/f!Hawke. T for language.

Ever wonder where the NPC's go after the game arranges their demise, or where they hang out until the game summons them to a prepared cut scene? Welcome to the Inn Between Loads, where any character can sit back, relax, and commiserate with someone else about the crap they go through. Regardless of what game they started in, there's always something that can drive an NPC to drink!

...but it's still easier to explain than the elf. An autumn storm delivers an unexpected intruder, and my comfortable rhythm and routine is altered forever. Now rated 'M'.

Come on skinny love just last the year... / Definition: Love that's too skinny to survive. It's not properly fleshed out and is doomed to failure. / Femslash. Morrigan&FCousland. / "...Full of passion, emotion, struggle!" - geler7 / "...Writing style still mystifies me and makes my being shudder..." - Sarion / "...Addicting and painful in all the right ways." - Lord Tubbington

Written for the "Never-Say-Never Self Insert Challenge" at the Cheeky Monkeys of Dragon Age forum. The Challenge in a nutshell: "Pick your favourite or unfavourite scene from DA and put your lovely self into it." The Dragon Age universe and characters, things, places, etc. belong to Bioware, and so on and so forth.

It's a scorching summer day in Kirkwall, and Hawke and Isabela decide to show Merrill that three is not a crowd. FemHawke/Isabela/Merrill

2012 Twist in the Mass Effect Universe. Outside of the ME1/ME2/ME3 Timeline. After the death her father, 21 y/o Shea Nelson is pulled into into a universe that will challenge and fulfill her in ways she never expected. When three Asari crash on her beach, her life changes dramatically, while one Asari captures her heart in the process. Sequel now available, titled The Turning Tide.

Reply to a CMDA challenge. Ever thought about the one thing you'd change in DA? Yes. Yes, you did, don't lie. Ostagar gets a visitor.

Jeff has a weird dream. Well, weirder than usual. This is a definite one-shot inspired by KylaBosch's First Impressions. Please check it out if you get the chance. For those interested, is an AU Middle of Nowhere ficlet, but if you read past the line break it's semi-canon. Enjoy!

Post-Movie. A strange pink haired woman lands on Tony's car while a new, seemingly unbeatable villain arises that makes the Avengers think they have met their match. What they don't know is that all the chaos is only getting started. Bruce/OC

At the Eel and Oyster the tale is told of how the Scourge of the Waking Sea and the Champion journeyed with clerics, stole the Queen of Antiva, faced a demon armada, and still found time for a walk on a beach. *** Slightly cracky action/adventure femslash.

Bad luck seems to follow me wherever I go. I've been pulled from universe to universe, forced to put skills I didn't know I had to the test. But now I'm in Mass Effect and I have a chance to make some good luck for myself. I have a year to prepare for the events of Mass Effect. Self Insert.

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

Sequel to 'Mahariel' and based loosely on 'the Martyr' pre-set of DA2. Forced to be a Grey Warden, Mahariel tries to be cynical but her fate and personality make it harder than she thought.

Listening to Jasper tease Edward about 'finally having a female on top of him' and hearing Edward's hissed reply from underneath my bed was more than I could take. "I've heard of monsters under the bed, but this is just ridiculous." AU, Bella x Peter

DA2: A cynical, taciturn rogue with a strong sense of duty to her family struggles against her past and present. Can she overcome the misery within to find purpose, friendship, and later love? Campaign story with lots of twists. Book 1 of 3 Act 1 .

Tali worries she has failed in satisfying John's needs, and is too afraid to talk to him about it. She then gets an idea and heads to Kasumi's door for help. What emotions will this action bring forth? Tali/Kasumi/M.Shepard

Cyrill Tabris walks into the Deep Roads for the Calling, like a good Warden should. What happens is unexpected. Written for Suilven over at CMDA, since she selflessly organizes our fic exchanges.

A routine mission leaves the party trapped in a cave. Waiting for rescue leaves our heroes with lots of time on their hands. Set in Act 1, no romance just yet. Bioware owns everything. Please read and review!

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!

Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?

In the summer between 4th and 5th year Harry Potter runs away from home and England and meets someone particularly suited to run around the world in search of a few historically significant objects: Lara Croft, The Tomb Raider.

Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.

Act III. Varric/female!Hawke. Even a storyteller can occasionally be surprised by unexpected twists in the tale.

I guess sometimes things happen and you can't control them... I wonder what the hell happened to me. Then again, who knew I'd be taken to a whole new universe, right? Will she manage to survive, if given a second chance? Rated M for just in case.

The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.

A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.

F!Surana/Morrigan, might contain traces of FFX. Templars suck. The Circle sucks. Her past is fuzzy and not only is she a mage but an elf as well. Now, thanks to her Blood Mage of a 'friend', it's death by Darkspawn or by Templar.Darkspawn it is. *ON HOLD*

Isabela spends the night at Hawke's for the first time. F!Hawke/Isabela. Fluff.

As Grey Warden Kalindra and company close in on the Archdemon, an unusual curse from an unlikely source threatens the party. Will they be able to overcome its effect to save Ferelden? WARNING: Thar be chuckles ahead!

Akela Mahariel in a bad mood. So, business as usual . . . Rated M for language.

After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J

Adrian Hawke has it all down pat, and Tallis just has to watch and learn. Spoilers for Mark of the Assassin DLC. Oneshot. Hawke/Isabela, Hawke/Tallis.

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.

Hawke stayed away from Varric's card games for a reason. Neither likes to back down, and when it comes time to put her money where her mouth is, he doesn't show any mercy. Especially when it could lead to a fantastic story. F!Hawke/Arishok.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

Elissa's soul is misplaced and a earth woman becomes a Grey Warden without even knowing what one is. How a modern, earth woman adapts and solves Ferelden's problems, like the Blight and the lack of flush toilets.

Bethany took up her stance on his right, and Aveline joined him wordlessly on his left. Together, they had survived a Blight, and together, they would survive this. T is for harvesTer.

Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.

"A puzzle for you, my Grey Warden: when is a seduction doomed to failure?" In which Zevran poses a riddle, Amell misses a crucial detail, and Alistair is utterly lost. So at least something is still normal. F!Amell/Alistair, F!Amell/Leliana.

Garret Hawke and Fenris find a baby left on their doorstep. Cue ensuing chaos and cute.

Was listening to I Gotta Feeling by Blacked Peas and this story popped into my head. I was laughing when I wrote this so I thought I'd share.

Everyone has left her. Is that the end of the story? Not really. That is when everything changes, some uneasy truths have to be acknowledged and new battles have to be fought. Varric/f!Hawke

This one shot is inspired by one of the companion conversations. I always found it odd they talk about Hawke as if s/he can't hear them.

When a routine mass relay jump goes wrong, Shepard finds herself in a world where magic, dwarfs and elves exist. Can she find a way back, and can she really trust this man called Hawke?

oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.

Hawke needs a few lessons in etiquette and Fenris is the most qualified to help much to the dismay of both parties. Hopefully they can manage not to kill each other in the process. AU. F!Hawke/Fenris Find it in Russian at /readfic/2628013 - huge love to the talented lenokkk x

Do NOT own. Harry likes to take pictures and collect stories in his book. Stories from all the people that he meets when he's travelling. X-Over of epic proportions. contains yaoi.

This story mostly focuses on the Warden travels and in the camp with her companions while saving Denerim. Humor/Romance/Adventure,some plot of Dragon Age Origins, Awakening,and in between. WARNING:Violence,Swearing, Suggestive Content, and Lemon in later chapters.

Varric broke up all the fighting with a clever ruse. It was fatherly of him, of course, because parents are always gaining the upper hand by tricking their children. AU for suggested Varric/Hawke romance. M for innuendo and muttered oaths. Oneshot.

The way of Fereldens was unnatural. Cute!Fic

After their first meeting, Nathaniel is rather smitten with the Champion of Kirkwall and strikes up correspondence with her. A series of letters between the pair, from the hesitantly affectionate to the steamy, ending with a more substantive postscript.

Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.

Just a quick bit of DA2 fun. F!Hawke having romance issues.

DA:O - Alim Surana is proof that sometimes the hero isn't always tall, handsome, strong, or even confident. But he manages to inspire others despite his shortcomings, and even get the girl.

Kallian Tabris decides to leave Ferelden for Seheron with Sten, but a night spent with Zevran prior to the fall of the Archdemon has a lasting impact.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

ONESHOT. DO NOT OWN. COMPLETE. His immortality had taken him by surprise, but thanks to its presence, he got to find out what his animagus was. He got to meet some interesting people as well.

You know how Joker always has some snide little comment about your team members, and then asks you not to spread it around? Well he just pissed off Shepard, and she's not pulling any punches.

One lonely night, Leliana is invited to the Warden's shared tent. Shameless Alistair/Leliana/F!Cousland smut. Not for the kids. Note the M rating.

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

Written for Masskink, ME1-centric. Set after the Dr. Saleon mission; where Shepard ordered him to be taken into custody and Garrus shot him. Shepard goes to yell at him and ends up dominating him inside the Mako. Wrex and Ash run a commentary.

Tali gets an unusual request from an equally unusual shipmate. Tali/Legion. Pure, unadulterated fluff on a fluff sandwich. T for Jack's potty mouth.

During camp, Caelor has a wonderment...that ends up rotting her companions minds.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

"This is ridiculous," mutters Alistair, sitting in between the quarrelling pair. "She's not property to be haggled over."

What if Harry had reacted more strongly to the Ministry’s threat to expel him and snap his wand? What if he had fled the country rather than submit to the trial?

When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.

Ashley gets caught staring

7 year old Harry is discovered missing only a day before Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. An angry werewolf, among others, tries to find him before the criminal does. Little does anyone know, Harry has a secret of his own...

Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.

Coming as it did a scant 10 hours after his defeat of Voldemort, the Minsitry's exile of Harry Potter must have come as a crushing betrayal...

Secrets are discovered. Alliances are forged. Battle lines are drawn. Some friendships strengthen while others break. The war has started. A friend and a Godfather have already been taken away from him. No longer will he stand for the manipulations!

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

AU, Complete, post OotP, No HBP, The Weasleys believe family comes first, even if they are not blood, Arthur must choose his course what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore.

Sango's having back pains, so Kagome offers to teach her something to help. but why is Inuyasha doing it too? and why is Miroku freaking out!

Christy isn't normally a person to get involved in things that don't concern her, but that all changes when she takes in a mutant teen. AU and will eventually be femslash - COMPLETED

Logan gets sidetracked when he investigates a tropical paradise. Rogue comes after him.