Outfits in Stroys:

Static Twilight Chapter Two:

Bella:

Sam:

Vivi: and

Trent:

Duncan:

Write 12 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Jasper Hale

2. Bella Swan

3. SETH CLEARWATER!

4. Alice Cullen

5. Emmett Cullen

6. Edward Cullen

7. Felix

8. Carlisle

9. Embry

10. Leah

11. Quil Jr.

12. Sam

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Edward/Quil?!?No… ExB only!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Um… Alice is… Alice.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? WOAH!! CARLISLE AND SAM?! SAM HATES THE CULLENS! Poor Esme!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Embry. Never read any fics on the pack. Strictly Vampire Fan! (But I do read fics of Bella being a Werewolf but ending up with Edward.)

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Edward/Bella?!Please! They are a couple… and a sexy one too. XD

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Emmett/Embry or Emmett/Leah… Leah would probably be dangerous… you decide and get back to me on that one.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? Felix/Bella/Sam?He’d probably just walk away and possibly tell Edward.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Seth/Leah: “Seth?! A vampire?! You can not have imprinted on a vampire?!” “You don’t understand! She’s confused she-“ “We kill them for a living!” “You don’t understand! You’re overreacting! Just forget it! I’m gone; I have to make sure she’s safe!” “Your going to get us all killed if you do!” “I… I don’t care anymore Leah. I don’t.”

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Jasper/Carlisle Yeah… probably… *secretly wants to read one now*

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Felix/Sam. So Long and Good Night!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Alice and Jasper? Easy! Alice being nervous and asking Edward to ask Jasper if he wants to study with her and them starting to get close and Edward/Bella walking in on them kissing.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? Seth.I think I read one once. It was with Jacob I think, but it was more based on an Edward/Bella romance.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Quil: My friends hate Twilight. D8

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Bella/Alice/Emmett…My friends hate Twilight.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Leah:Holy @*$! @&*! !

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Carlisle.How to Save a Life!!! XD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Edward/Jasper/Sam. WARNING! MAJOR SLASH!!! :3

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Leah/Bella… “Heyyyyy! How are you doing?”

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? About Emmett never. I don’t hate him, I just don’t want to read one.

20) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Jasper and Felix (8O WTF) are in a happy relationship until Felix runs off with Alice (OH HELLS NAW!!). Jasper, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Quil (Hmm, Jazzy sure loves guys) and a brief unhappy affair with Sam (Jeez! WTF Jazz why you gay?!), then follows the wise advice of Emmett (Since when is Emmett wise?!) and finds true love with Seth.

…………. WTFGW?!? Why is my Jazzy gay?! (I honestly have nothing against gay people. Because I honestly question my own sexuality everyday. Um... don't tell my parents, my mom will freak out!) This thing is rigged. Why would Alice go with Felix and when has Emmett become WISE?!??! This is total and complete BS. But it was fun...

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YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Tight pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (Sometimes...)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Not often.)
Score: 18/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. (Mostly cause she’s home a lot but I prefer asking my dad)
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance/ice skating/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up (I hate make up!)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (When I were Guy Shirts and I have like 3)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

Score: 8/25

Dude, I am such a guy! Guy wins by 10! X3

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (About what? The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Could you give us a little bit more on this subject?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I have some ideas as to the meaning of this, but they're all to inappropriate.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Wow, I never would've guessed that.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, uh...fly Obritz?)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity! Copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Turn Shuffle on, on your iPod and each song is the answer to a question:

1. How does the world see you? Lousy Reputation- We are Scientists

2. Will I have a happy life? I Don’t Love You- My Chemical Romance (D: What?! I’m going to be loveless?! What a horrible life!)

3. What do my friends really think of me? (Uh-Oh) Last Resort- Papa Roach (Um… I guess for like… fights and stuff.)

4. Do people secretly lust after me? To The End- My Chemical Romance (Um… is that good?)

5. How can I make myself happy? Heels Over Head- Boys Like Girls (But I thought I was going to be loveless… according to #1)

6. What should I do with my life? The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You- My Chemical Romance (So… some sort of life is going to kill me?)

7. What is some good advice for me? What is Love? - NeverShoutNever! (Okay, so good advice would be to ask what love is?!)

8. How will I be remembered? Given Up- Linkin Park (I am a quitter so that makes sense.)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Sleep- My Chemical Romance (I do tend to act the song out.)

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace (I’m an animal now?)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Final Day- Tokio Hotel (How did they figure out I’m suicidelish?!)

12. What song will play at my funeral? Way Away- Yellowcard (Maybe… cause I’m like not there anymore. Makes sense.)

13. What is my day going to be like? Seduction- Alesana (So… I’m going to seduce people? That’s SOOOO impossible!!)

14. What will tomorrow bring? Heart Heart Heartbreak- Boys Like Girls (Ouch! I don’t want tomorrow to come.)

There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.

At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.

The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.

A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.

Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep.

You mean the world to someone.

You are special and unique.

Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back on you
take another look.

Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks. Good friends are like stars.
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

I would rather have one rose and a kind word
from a friend while I'm here
than a whole truckload when I'm gone.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

17 signs that you are falling in love

SEVENTEEN:
YOU LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY.

SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO SECONDS AGO.

FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM.

THIRTEEN:

YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.

ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME.


TEN:

YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

NINE:

WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM/HER.

EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM.

SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

FOUR: YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DID'NT NOTICE NUMBER TWELVE IS MISSING.

ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & YOU ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING.
NOW MAKE A WiSH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...

Now repost this as '17 sings ur falling in love' and somethind AWESOME will happen 2 u!!

Sad

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

one message: dont drink and drive!

A Dad's Poem
Her hair was up in a ponytail, and her favorite dress was tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.
‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

TRY NOT TO CRY

Mommy...dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this on you're profile.

FRIENDSHIP

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'

O.C.D.! Obsessed. Cullen. Disorder.
-If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this to your profile.
-If you have considered naming your child Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
-If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile.
-If you've reread Twilight over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.
-If you cry every time you read New Moon, copy this into your profile.
-If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, Jasper or Emmett from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
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