Name: Li-chan

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Residence: U.S. of A

Age: Guess

About Me: I'm very much of a fan of reading fan fiction but not so into writing since I totally suck at it. I like to draw (mostly anime) but suck at that too so very few see it. I’m not very talkative and a few awesomely terrific friends but I am always open for more. I have no MySpace though because I consider it a waste of time so if anyone wants to chat hit me up on my email at dragons322@verizon.net.

Favorite manga/anime: Naruto, Bleach, Yamatonadeshiko Shichihenge (The Wallflower), Fairy tale, Skip beat, Loveless, Gravitation, Hitman Reborn, Junjou Romantica, Detective Conan(Case Closed), The law of Ueki, DeathNote, Rosario Vampire, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Samurai Champloo, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, DNAngel, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya...

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

I honesty don't know how in the hell I got that outcome but it's awesome.

Quotes: I love them

- I'm jealous of every person that ever hugged you. Because in that moment, they held my world.

- Meeting you was fate. Becoming your friend was my choice. But falling in love with you...was beyond my control.

- One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart you can't speak through your mouth.

- When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you...I'm afraid of losing you

"Reality is the cage of those who lack imagination."

"If I could get a firm grasp on reality I'd choke it."

When life gives you lemons, read them!

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug." Do you want a room with or without a view?

If you failed the test (like me) or laughed (like me) at the above manuscript, please add this to your profile and see about getting help. Remember folks, its never too late to go sane. Shudders.

10 Commandments of a Teenager (taken from random user's profile, feel free to pass along)

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Can't fight anyhow...just start them)

7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more.)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "Just do it.")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave em' in the middle)

OH! One more thing! Check this out -points down-! I thought it was pretty interesting! -grins- Hehehe

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!