I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.