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Funny Labels

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (Now why would that be?)

On a Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (What was your first clue?)

On a Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Yes, because if I'm ever in a tornado, the first thing I'm going to grab to protect myself is a blanket.)

On a Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose?)

On Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Aww! But hair coloring goes great with strawberry icecream!)

On a Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Who would of guessed?)

Blazing Fire Alligiances

RiverClan:

Leader: Mintstar: Light brown with dark brown paws, tail tip, ear spots, and spots above paws, mint green eyes

Deputy: Clawfur: Very light gray handsome tom with dark gray markings along his face and legs, his fur holds many battle scars from fighting with the other Clans, his eyes are milky amber

Medicine cat: Flamestep: Ginger tom with tan paws, Blue eyes (Main) Apprentice: Troutpaw

Warriors:

Shadedapple: Pale brown tabby she-cat with black spots and yellow eyes.

Diveclaw: Black tom with yellow eyes

Shiverice: White tom with light grey paws, his legs get dark from his paws, and he has a light gray ‘mask’ blue eyes: Apprentice: Nightpaw

(Needed)

Apprentices:

Troutpaw: Dark gray tabby tom with very light gray markings along his face. Milky dark blue eyes which sparkle in the sunlight or when he's excited and pleased.

Minnowpaw: Very unkempt silver tom with short thick fur and green eyes

Icypaw: White she-cat with amber eyes, and long fur

Salmonpaw: Calico tom with amber eyes

Nightpaw: Black she-cat with silver spots scattered on chest, belly, ears, muzzle, and paws, green eyes, and small

Queens:

Streamwatcher: Smooth-furred silver she-cat with amber eyes and medium length fur.

Splashflight Beautiful dark gray tabby she-cat with black paws and dark blue-ish gray underbelly. Has dark blue eyes and a a long scar on her face, just barely missing her eyes

(Needed)

Kits:

Slatekit: Very light grey tom cat with a darken blueish-gray underbelly and black paws. Milky, dark, amber eyes, tail is short

(Needed)

Elders:

(Needed)

ShadowClan:

Leader: Spottedstar: Tortoiseshell and white tom with dark green eyes (Main)

Deputy: (Open)

Medicine cat: (Open)

Warriors:

Blackburn: Black tom with red splotches

Badgerclaw: Black she-cat with a white stripe like a badger, and one white paw, icy-blue eyes

(Needed)

Apprentices:

Yarrowpaw: Yellowish orange tom with black speckles around paws and a black ‘mask’ over eyes green eyes

(Needed)

Queens:

(Needed)

Kits:

(Needed)

Elders:

Fangshade: Grey Tom with ragged fur that isn't looked after. Harsh yellow eyes.

Rippleflight: Pale grey tabby tom with amber eyes.

(Needed)

WindClan:

Leader: Foxstar: Bright amber eyes, Brown fur with darker brown stripes, lean/fit, one toe is white. she-cat

Deputy: (Open)

Medicine cat: (Open)

Warriors:

Hollynight: black with a blue tinge and pine-green eyes. Skinny with long legs and a long flowing tail

Whitewater: White tom with gray paws and legs that fade to white he has blue-green eyes

Blackbird: Dark gray tom, blue eyes

(Needed)

Apprentices:

Chillpaw: silver and white dappled Tom with sleek fur and a medium length tail.

Cloudpaw: Fluffy white she-cat with blue eyes

(Needed)

Queens:

Wildsong: Calico with brown eyes

(Needed)

Kits:

Rainkit: Mostly black with hazel eyes, she-cat, with blue markings on her face and front paws (Main)

(Needed)

Elders:

(Needed)

ThunderClan:

Leader: Wolfstar: Silver tabby with black underbelly, one blue eye one red eye, usually keeps red eye closed, Apprentice Icepaw

Deputy: (Open)

Medicine cat: Sparrowtail:Dark Brown with short fur and a brown and red tail. Light blue eyes

Warriors:

Whiteflame: White tom with yellow eyes

Sparkfang: Light red tabby tom with darker red streaks across her flank, white underbelly, paws, muzzle, and tailtip, long fluffy tail, pointy ears, and green eyes (Main)

(Needed)

Apprentices:

Daypaw: Creamy white she-cat, yellow

Icepaw: Bulky pale blue almost white, tom, with fiery blue eyes, silver-tipped tail

(Needed)

Queens:

Ivypetal: small, white she-cat, blue eyes, pale brown splotches

(Needed)

Kits:

Whiskerkit: Large white tom, blue eyes, speckled spots along back, long feathery whiskers

Wishkit: White she-cat tortoiseshell splotches

Whisperkit: Large white she-cat, green eyes, feathered paw

(Needed)

Elders:

Barkfur: Speckled brown tom, amber eyes with left eye being blind, twisted left hind leg, twisted right front paw, scarred pelt, feathered paws

(Needed)

SkyClan:

Leader: Lynxstar: Beige-Gold with green eyes and a long tail.

Deputy: Silverstripe: small, long-furred black she-cat silver tabby stripes, midnight blue eyes, tufted ears

Medicine cat: (Open)

Warriors:

Duskcloud: brown and black molted she-cat with a white face.

Hawkpelt: small dark-brown tom, green eyes, white chest

Flamefoot: Large, muscular, black tom, dark blue eyes, dark ginger paws, tufted ears

(Needed)

Apprentices:

Emberpaw: Tortoiseshell she-cat with amber eyes.

Phoenixpaw: Creamy brown and white tom cat with bright shiny emerald eyes has a long tail with the tail tip being white

Brownpaw: dark-brown tom, green eyes, dark ginger tail

Goldenpaw: Large golden-tabby she-cat midnight blue eyes, tufted ears (Main)

Palepaw: Lithe sandy colored tabby she-cat, dark blue eyes, long thin scar on right hind leg

Queens:

Sandtail: pale sandy colored she-cat amber eyes, nicked left ear, white tipped tail

(Needed)

Kits:

Stripedkit: Dirty cream tom with darker stripes, yellow eyes

Leafkit: Light brown and white tabby she-cat sunset colored eyes, white tipped tail

Icekit: Small skinny white she-cat, blue eyes

(Needed)

Elders:

(Needed)