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Name: Jackie

Nickname: Dream, Kisa, Peaches

Gender: Female

Age: 15

I'm a lesbian obsessed with yaoi xD Don't ask, I find it amazingly adorable and have been reading it for about 5 or 6 years, no lie. I spend my time on the computer drawing, reading fanfics, talking to friends, or rping. I love anime and video games as well~ Mostly Left 4 Dead 1/2, so if anyone has it, message me and I'd be glad to play with ya on live |3 I'd also loved to rp with anyone if ya want to, though I perfer yaoi rps.

I do write, but I haven't had the time to type my stories up yet, so keep an eye out for them~

.:Favorite Couples~:.

HunterXSmoker (Left 4 Dead 1/2)

NickXEllis (Left 4 Dead 2)

KuroganeXFai (Tsubasa)

MattXMello (Deathnote)

HikaruXKaoru (OHSHC)

MattXTai (Digimon)

KyoXYuki (Fruits Basket)

.:Other Sites:.

NarutoWarriorCats (DeviantART) -Don't ask;; -

LostLoveOfDarkness (Youtube)

DarkNights (iScribble) -Usually go by Dreamless. or the name of one of my characters-

WARNING.. TOTALLY AGAINST ABORTION SO IF U DONT WANT TO READ ABOUT IT AVERT YOUR EYES AND SCROLL DOWN

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more mouth that will never speak. copy and paste this if you are aganst abortion! -I honestly burst into tears reading that...-

.:Those Copy And Paste Shit xD:. -There is a lot so you don't have to read =w= It's just fun as fuuuuck-

i used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

I.SWEAR.TO.DRUNK.IM.NOT.GOD

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'it's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this thing!!

45 Things girls want but wont ask for

Honestly we like this a lot!!

1.Touch her waist.

2.Actually talk to her.

3.Share secrets with her.

4.Give her 1 of your sweat shirts.

5.Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6.Hug her.

7.Hold her.

8.Laugh with her.

9.Invite her somewhere.

10.Hangout with her and your friends together. And don't ignore her.

KEEP READING

11.Smile with her.

12.Take pictures with her.

13.Pull her onto your lap.

14.When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.

15.When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16.Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.

17.Kiss her unexpectedly.

18.Hug her from behind around the waist.

19.Tell her she's beautiful.

20.Tell her the way you feel about her.

21.Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.

22.Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.

23.If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her

24.Make her feel loved.

25.Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know

26.DON'T lie to her

27.DON'T cheat on her!!

28.Take her ANYWHERE she wants

29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work or school and how much you MISS her.

30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31.Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.

32.When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.

33.Kiss her on the CHEEK (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her)

34.While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.

35. Don't EVER tell her to leave even joking or act like you're mad.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT

36.When people DIS her, stand up for her.

37.Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.

(ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT)

38.Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can

cuddle.

39.When walking next to each other grab her HAND.

40.When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible

(MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED)

41.Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS

42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43.Take her for LONG walks at night.

44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.

45. If you break up but still like her, don't act like a jerk. be a man and do something about it.

Men listen to this its smart

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 laughing their butts off at the others!

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that are., copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever randomly broke out in a dance and didn't care who was watching, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile.

If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can never seem to get enough of LEMON twincest, then join the club, and copy this into your profile! :D

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual, if you agree with that, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of the teenage population would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers/Miley Cyrus on the top of the Empire State Building. Copy and paste this if you would be the 5 percent screaming "Jump, bitches!"

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you are a die hard yaoi fangirl/fanboy, then hurry up and copy this to your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock (indie), put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Authors become rich and famous by never growing up on the inside.

Leave it to the scientists to wonder why, and the authors to wonder why not?

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy this onto your profile.

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

There are three kinds of people in the world.
The ones who watch for things to happen
The ones that make things happen
And the ones who wonder what the hell happened.

If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile.

Somebody turn on some music so we can dance like we're drunk and sing like we're on crack.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns have to have something to do with it, because if you just stood there and said BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Slinky+Escalator=endless fun

When you smile at me, I know you must be plotting something that I'm involved in.

If you've ever ran into a tree copy and repost this

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

My heart? Yeah, it's not a playground

My best friend exploded and whipped cream came out!

If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.

If you've ever tripped on air repost this

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!

If Fanfiction is to you what Myspace is to other people, copy this onto your profile

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile

Copy and repost this if you think it's incredibly stupid that girls are associated with the color pink.

Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this

If you're lost in the desert and your canoe loses one wheel, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
The answer is ice cream because it has no bones.
If you're wondering who wrote this and how much crack are they on, my friend, I don't know the answers to these questions.

If you met my family, you'd understand

Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs.

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

Well-behaved women rarely make history

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading,writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and repost if you're 12 or older and still watch some shows on Nickolodeon

Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me.

People who say anything is possible, havn't tried to slam a revolving door

Copy and repost this if you walk into doors/walls like normal people drink water

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile

I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

If you've ever threatened a computer repost this

Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow!

A good friend finds your prince charming. A best friend finds him, kidnaps him, and brings him to you.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool.

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head?

chainsaw beats scizzors, paper, AND rock!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Add your name to the list so the girls who are unique and different can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but they are not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, twilight22lover, Bookangel812, Jazzy's Seer, Miss C. Cullen, Ya Sas Artimis, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEveryJulietNeedsARomeo, Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, and duckie lover 151, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, Dark-Dreamless-Nights

My best friend is the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but I love her to death anyway.

Perfection is overrated.

If you believe that Haruhi Fujioka is too dumb to be an honor student, copy and repost this. I mean, really. What, 3, 4 hosts are in love with her and she doesn't even notice?!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!

Copy and repost if you've ever been bothered by someone who thought they know you better than you know yourself

A good friend picks you up when you fall down. A best friend picks you up, then trips you again.

If you hate racism repost this.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.

Remember When...
Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground?
The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES?
Mom was your hero
And Dad was the boy you were going to marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran faster?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside :)

If you know somebody who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling?

If you are one heck of an Anime\Manga freak, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: HarpieAna, Depthmon, Lady Lilane, Rainbow 35, Raakshii, duckie lover 151, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, Dark-Dreamless-Nights

If you've ever crashed into a wall when you were not sugar-high repost this

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.

The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

My best friend and I have been best friends forever, but we were always different than other girls. They chased boys to kiss them, we chased boys to tackle, capture, and make them eat dirt. They played dress-up, we played fight the invisible monster. They created the Cheetah Girls Club, and excluded other girls. We created a magic club and screamed at anyone who came too close. They talked to each other, we talked to trees. They painted nails, we practiced spells. Now that we are older (and a bit more social) we are still different. We stand up for the losers, what's right, and the other rejects like us. We say what we think, and we don't care what others say! Repost this if you are like us and stand out!

If you know your best friend is for life without a doubt, copy this onto your profile.

I ran with scissors and lived!

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave...

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years...

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space...

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV...

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling...

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5...

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5...

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly...

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, Mistytail, RockerGirl0709, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, Dark-Dreamless-Nights

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

READ THIS:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
There aren't enough supporters! The world survives on love, yet we reject it? Spread the word!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is Randomly, Scream Do you know what time it is, it's time for a Sexy Party!

Did you know...
1) If you play a trick on someone once, they will fall for it again as long as you keep a good space of time between the incidents
2) No matter how many times you pick your nose, the boogers will never go away.
3) You'll be more popular if you try not to act popular than if you try to act popular.
4) The bigger the house, the bigger the chance of it being haunted.
5) If everyone believes that a wall is not solid, it won't be solid.
6) However, pushing on the wall and saying that it is not solid doesn't help.
7) People will be impressed if you use big words.
8) Teenagers will just stare and try to comprehend it.
9) Saying you're a gangster doesn't really mean your a gangster.
10) Being a nerd may make you unpopular in high school, but in the future you can order Chicken McNuggets from the popular kids.
11) 10 percent of people will leave this alone.
12) 90 percent will repost this just for the heck of it.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Isabell the Looser, -only-real-men-sparkle- , xxSizzlingBabexx,AngeliqueChanson, AngeDeNocte, Raven Darkholme, Sir Juilius, Kichi Rin no Akatsuki, PadfootThe2nd, Dark-Dreamless-Nights

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit/AngeliqueChanson/AngeDeNocte/Kichi Rin no Akatsuki/PadfootThe2nd, Dark-Dreamless-Nights

Moonlight Ride Author Unknown

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found
For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town
She unpacked her things with such great ease
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze

How wonderful it was to have her own room
School would be starting, she'd have friends over soon
There'd be sleepovers and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be

On the first day of school everything went great
She made new friends and even got a date
She thought, "I want to be popular, and I'm going to be
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"

To be known in this school you had to have a clout
And dating this guy would sure help her out
There was only one problem stopping her fate
Her parents had said she was too young to date

"Well I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference, what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night
Her parents frowned, but said, "All right."

Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense
She began to feel guilty about all the lies
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?

Well the pizza was good, and the party was great
But the moonlight ride would have to wait
For Jeff was half drunk by this time
But he kissed her and said that he was just fine

Then the room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff
Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff
Now Jeff was ready to ride to the point
But only after he'd smoked another joint

They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride
Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive
They finally made it to the point at last
And Jeff started trying to make a pass

A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all
And by pass I don't mean playing football
"Perhaps my parents were right... maybe I am too young
Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb?"

With all of her might she pushed Jeff away
"Please take me home, I don't want to stay."
Jeff cranked up the engine and floored the gas
In a matter of seconds, they were going too fast

As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger
Jenny knew that her life was in danger
She begged and pleaded for him to slow down
But he just got faster as they neared the town

"Just let me get home. I'll confess that I lied!
I really went out for a moonlight ride."
Then all of a sudden she saw a big flash
"Oh God, please help us! We're going to crash!"

She doesn't remember the force of impact
Just that everything all of a sudden went black
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble
And heard, "Call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble!"

Voices she heard... a few words at best
But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right
And if the people in the other car were alive

She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead

They said, "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car?!" Jenny cried
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."

Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done.
I only wanted to have just one night of fun.
Tell those people's families, I've made their lives dim.
And I wish I could return their families to them."

"Tell Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.
Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there-she never agreed.

But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes
And a few moments later, Jenny died
A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best
To bid that girl her one last request?"

She looked at the man, with eyes oh so sad
"Because the people in the other car were her mom and her dad."
This story is sad and unpleasant but true.
Young people take heed, it could've been you.

READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST TEN OTHER TEENS (Copy and repost)

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

.:Stereotypes Are Hated c: :.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I hate smoke and I don't really like drinks at all ;-; )
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (adnaskjas But I get a shower everyday

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. (But..I love the one I'm with I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (No, I just have to have my stuff how I like it xD If someone messes it up, I get mad ouo Tis why I hate when people clean my room or something)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

.:CONTRADICT YOURSELF:.

Contradicting story

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for the referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a 9 inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policman heard the noise,
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.