Hello, Hej, Ciao, Hola, Moi, Guten Tag, Konnichi wa, Tjena, Bonjour and Néih hóu!

I'm sorry to say there's not much to say about me.

Fav Movie: TWILIGHT, Titanic, Pride & Prejudice and New Moon, Eclipse And High School Musical

Fav Book: Twilight , New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Don't tell and May I have a kiss?

Fav serie: Tribe and Xena - The Warrior Princess...

Guy's Point of View: Written by a guy.

From a guy’s point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I’m in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD. We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's not looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I’m not saying I wouldn't like it ether. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN’T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BEHIND, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT. Someone who will honour your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance.

Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...

Guys: NO GRABBING!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

If you haven’t stopped, seriously stop!

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

Jasper Hale
Smoother than you since 1843

Rosalie Hale
Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen
Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen
Stronger than you since 1915

Bella Swan
Luckier than you will ever be.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on. (Smile, that always confuses people)

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!

SHIT MY LIFE’S A MUSICAL!

You know what to do... IPod, yadada, shuffle and so on... (got it?)

Opening Credits – Probably wouldn’t be this way HA, wonder how it should've been...

Waking up – hate (I really don’t like you) true...

First Day of School - Disturbia Yeah, I did get lost quiet a few times...

Falling in Love – Until tomorrow That's fast

Fight Song –This is the new shit Cool, I'll discover a new way of fighting?

Breaking Up – Bring me to life Did I pass out or something?

Prom – Angels fall first Haha, well atleast I wont fall first then

Life is just... – A world of make believe What are you trying to tell me here?

Mental Breakdown –All the thing’s she said Haha sound like me, have a breakdown cuz someone won't shut up

Driving – Nobody’s home That'll be intresting...

Flashback – I’m just a kid yeah, i'm pretty sure I was a child back then but thanks for reminding me...?

Getting Back Together – Shiver No comments.

Birth of Child – Evil laugh That bad huh?

Wedding – Dead and gone My wedding turns into a horror movie? Awesome!

Final Battle – She’s a freak But everyone already knew that...

Death Scene –Get low Let hope it's cuz they're sad and not dancing...

Funeral Song – Come undone Will people come undressed to my funeral? Well that'll cheer everyone up!

End Credits – At the beginning It's starting all over again? Or is it just a rerun?

LINKS FOR WELCOME TO MY LIFE!

Lauren:

Amanda:

Sean:

Dean:

Bella:

You all know what Edward and the other looks like ;)

Write 12 Twilight characters in random order

1) Bella

2) Edward

3) Alice

4) Jasper

5) Rosalie

6) Emmett

7) Carlisle

8) Esme

9) Jacob

10) Leah

11) Seth

12) Renesmee

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Emmett/Seth no and Hell NO!

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot? Jasper... Yeah, I would say his pretty hot!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant Renesmee got Esme pregnant? I can’t wait to hear how the hell that happened!

4. Can you recall any fics about nine? Jacob? Of course, even though I usually stay away from them, I really don’t like him. Well only with Renesmee anyway...

5. Would two and six make a good couple? Edward/Emmett... I’m not even going there...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Rosalie/Jacob or Rosalie/Leah... HA! Rose would rip both of them to shreds before they could count to ten!

7. What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Carlisle walked in on Edward and Renesmee... Everyone else would jump out and yell “gotcha!”

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fics? Alice/Leah once there was 2 girls, they were nothing alike and mortal enemies. One was happy and cheerful while the other one hated everything and everyone. They lived different lives and their roads would never cross cuz... well they hated each other... THE END... or?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Bella/Esme... fluff? FLUFF? The only thing close enough to count as fluffy would be if they make muffins together!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fics. Carlisle/Renesmee... Esme and Jake ran of together? HA-HA! Kidding... laughs nervously MOVING ON...!

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Esme... hmm I always though “probably wouldn’t be this way” would be a great song to do Esme before she was changed ‘til she found Carlisle (or rather he found her)

12. If you wrote a one/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Bella/Emmett/Renesmee... STAY AWAY! DO NOT ENTER! SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about five? Rosalie… The last one I can remember was about how she and Bella were sisters before Rosalie was changed...

14. Name one song that would fit each person on you list.

1) Bella: Breathless The Corrs

2) Edward: Breaking All the Rules - She Moves / Beautiful Surprise – India Arie

3) Alice: Girls just wanna have funCyndi Lauper

4) Jasper: Every Breath You Take - The Police

5) Rosalie: The Bitch Is Back - Elton John

6) Emmett: I was made for loving you – Kiss

7) Carlisle: Shelter - Sarah McLachlan

8) Esme: Probably wouldn’t be this wayLeAnn Rimes

9) Jacob: Boys Don't Cry - The Cure

10) Leah: White Flag – Dido

11) Seth: Closer To Free - The Bodeans

12) Renesmee: Godspeed (Sweet Dreams) - Dixie Chicks

About Breaking Dawn: I felt the need to share my thoughs on the subject... I liked it... kind of... or not really... but it did tie up all the loose ends and it was addicing like the rest of the books but Bella end Edward will never have the same relationship again... I miss it!

Thanks for dropping in and HA! you just waisted 2 min of ur life :D You're welcome ;)