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So I'm guessing u write stuff here. About urself. hmmmm. okay.

Maybe I should start by saying I have multiple personalities. Strange I know. I can’t help it. It’s just me. Here is only 2 of them.

What my friends think about me: What my family thinks about me:

I am quiet I am the noisiest person whoever lived and a chatterbox

I am unintentionally hilarious (shut up, I’m clueless) I have no sense of humor

I am the goody 2 shoes that can’t hurt a fly I am a rebel and can beat up people

I go solo when I can, and can’t stand a crowd I love crowds

I am the smart one people look to for answers I am the dumb one who u should never look 2 for answers

I work really hard I am lazy as

I am hard done by I have it easy

I look emo sometimes I am the happiest person whoever lived (this is true…I just look emo sometimes)

I am really clumsy I am graceful...ish

I have no good comebacks I have heaps good comebacks

You know what stays the same in all my personalities??

I am an airhead. Do not trust me with pointy things or things that are on fire.

Yep. That’s rule number one: Do not trust with pointy things!

That used to be the only rule until a few friends and I went camping and my marshmellow caught on fire…

Umm yeah then came rule number two: Do not put me near fire!

What else can I say about me??

Star Sign: Leo

Siblings: Twin brother (that gets really annoying. People ask are you identically and I sarcastically reply “Yeah totally identical, I mean he’s a guy and I’m a girl and you can not tell us apart at all so we are totally identical”. Do twins a favor. If one is a guy and the other is a girl DO NOT ask if they are identical. Jeez.)

Fav Colors: Black. Black. Black. Oh and any other colors in the world.

Fav Food: anything yummy and edible and within my reach.

Hobbies: Art!! I am an artist. (I hope because if I’m not my hopes and dreams are ruined) Reading. At the very least 2 books a week. Piano. I play the piano. And steel drums though I’m
not that good at them. SKIING! Perhaps the only sport I will ever be good at. I hate/ suck at sport. Except skiing. I wish I was pro at it but the best I can do is black runs and tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny jumps. (so tiny they aren’t classified as jumps...except by me)

If I had a super power it would be: ok as I said I have multiple personalities so I have a few I would like but the main ones would be shape shifting (v. useful…u can fly, be invisible – like turn into a bug or something- run fast, see well and stuff as well as fixing a bad hair day like that ) or turning Invisible and having that force field thingo (has anyone else noticed how they always go together??)

Subjects: I h8 school but anyway I like Art, English and History (and this weirdo thing called backyard blitz...it’s a bludge all you do is weed the garden and talk…mainly talk)

Music:Punk Rock (and more)!! I like (in no order) Cinema Bizzare, Linkin Park, Yellow Card, Within Temptation, Evanescense, HIM, Green Day, Falling Up, Cold Play, MCR, AFI, Sugarcult, Short Stack, 3oh!3, Halifax, Zebrahead, a7x

Books on my Bookshelf…oh wait changed my mind on that one…there is to many to list…I need a bigger bookshelf. Just assume that if u’ve read it then I’ve read it. Don’t assume I don’t have a life. I do I am just a FAST reader.

I have MANY Favourite books!

I do recommend people to read…ill just list 2 otherwise this will take all day…The Book Of Lost Things – John Connolly and Mortal Instruments – Cassandra Clare

Hmm what else…

I won’t tell u what things I hate…It’s a waste of space I reckon…talking about things u hate….

Maybe Ill just leave u with one random thing

The best place to cry is in the rain. No one can see you….

P.S I should mention…b4 I got this account I left a few comments on some of ur awesome stories as … u missed that?? Its dot dot dot : …

Yar… names of random awesomeness I know….

COPY AND PASTE!!COPY AND PASTE!!COPY AND PASTE!!

IF you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into a file (what it was glass)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your file (LOL had the biggest scar on my face..its fadded so u basically can't c it now...it was bleeding everywhere!!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your file (and the nxt day I find my friend has written all about it in a short story asessment ... it was a VERY short story!)

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your file (erggg)

If you know that the clowns are out to get you, copy this into your file (I hate clowns throws paranoid glances around room)

If you hear voices in your head, copy this into your file (the voices tell me 2 kill u)

If you believe that llamas are better than monkeys, copy and paste this into your profile. (lol...the llama song...ahh...good times)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.(that happened in the middle of the class when I was answering a question...don't know if that counts as a conversation...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (omg soooo me)

If you've ever mispelled your own name, paste this on your profile.(whoops...)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. (my day isn't finished if I haven't done at least one stupid thing like that)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it lasted untill I lost my voice...thing - is laughing a voice??)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (and never will...)

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile. (FAX)

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why in the world can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh no, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!" if this is u copy and paste into ur profile

If you sometimes say lol but aren't laughing or might not even think whatever it is is actually funny, copy and paste into your profile. (actually thats most of the time...one of my personalityies is never laughing/emotionless...on the other hand I have one where I find everything funny.)

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (lol)