Most of SG1's missions don't go to plan and, despite what we see on screen, not every mission gets completed. Here are a series of anecdotes of missions that, for one reason or another, had to be scrubbed and in which at least one team member winds up in the infirmary. May contain strong language and adult themes.

This is the sequel to The Immortal Spacemonkey, a SG1 & Highlander crossover. Daniel has to pick up his life after leaving the glow club. Expect some hijinxs from our favorite Immortal Spacemoneky and his friends. Please read and review!

When Methos finds a pre-Immortal foundling, she will change his life. Their lives will intermingle for over three thousand years, as destiny guides them to be the parents of the boy who will eventually decipher the Stargate.

The Doctor and Rose can never do anything in the right order. Meeting their Son close to 20 years before he was born is nothing new. What happens when you mix a Tardis, a phoenix, 5 timelords, and Magic? I don't know lets find out.

On March 1st, 1991 the world is visited by hundreds of Puddle Jumpers. Jack, Sam and Daniel mess with time. How will things change now that they know what they know?

When The Doctor finds himself stranded on the SGC base, his Tardis needing repairs, will he be able to gain the trust of the Sg-1, or will Sam's minor crush on the Doctor cause Jack's anger to take over? R&R!

Grounded by the Protected Planets Treaty, the Goa'uld believe they have seen the last of the meddling Tau'ri. Earth may no longer have access to the galaxy through the StarGate but there is definitely more than one way to skin a snake.

Three years ago, Q lost his powers as shown in the episode Deja Q , only in this story, he never got them back. Contains suicide attempts, violence. Further content warnings for Part IV in author's note on Part IV.