Introduction

Hey. You. Yeah, you out there reading my profile. I'm FrozenTinkerbellPotter-Lover15, and you and I are gonna have a little chat.

I used to be "smurfsandharrypotterrock12," but my interests changed a lot, so...SURPRISE! Anyway, I LOVE Frozen, I LOVE Tinkerbell, and I LOVE Harry Potter. I am now 18 years old, officially an adult! (P.S. I was born at the turn of the MILLENNIUM! Cool beans, huh?)

So now you know why I picked my username. But we have a LOT more to discuss...

About me

I'm a girl who wears glasses, has brother and lives in Georgia. I have dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, a retainer, I'm in 9th grade and I also have a friend named Georgina #but I call her Gina# and she doesn't have an account on fanfiction! Can you believe that? My favorite colors and blue and purple, my favorite animals are snakes and elephants, and I know how to play the piano! By the way, I do need some more ideas for stories. Any suggestions?

Fanfiction Favorites #Note: Those without an author are by the same person that I said before.#

Coping by ATHPluver

Elsa and Anna

Little Quirks by thedreamoath

Alternations by Moboy1

Firsts by hachoo

Different

A Yawning Experiment by wingnutdawn

The Sickest Smurf Ever-by Zinka17

Bad Minions

Bigmouth's Rampage

Revenge is Smurfy

Action Figure

Happy Christmas, Severus- by saiyanwizard

The Staff Room

Entertaining the Patients- by Healer Pomfrey #As you can see, I have a lot of her stories. THEY'RE AWESOME! Check them out!#

Summer at Potter Manor

Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster #Healer Pomfrey and teddylonglong are the same person! Believe me. I know.#

Prolonged Summer Holidays

Petunia's Trip to Hogwarts

Harry's Strange Case of Basilisk Pox

Death Eater's Child

Dumbledore's Mistakes

Hagrid's Mistake, Teachers' Bet & Harry's Benefit

Harry's Head of House

Matching Dementors

Rat Expeiriences

A Slytherin Surprise

The Bumble Bear Bug

The Best Birthday Present

Digging His Own Grave

Organising the Holidays

The Devil in the Dungeons

The Book Worm Bug

Infecting the Muggles

Cooling the Magic

The Sorting Hat's Headache

Encounter with the Devil in the Toyshop

Saving Hogwarts From the Goat's Flu

Magical Twins

An Annoying but Memorable Birthday

Happy Birthday, Poppy!

Minerva's Fight with the Sorting Hat

The One Who Laughs Last Laughs the Loudest

Silvanus Snape

Advanced Animagus Studies

It's a Dog's Life

A First Day of Classes

Friend or Foes?

Minerva's and Severus' Snowball Fight

Harry's Role in the Nativity Play

The Illness That Saved Harry's Childhood

Harry's Green Holidays in the Hospital Wing

Harry's and Ginny's Sick Week

Minerva's Slight Cold

A Nasty Bout of Flu- by storylover18

What Bodes Ill for Jack Sparrow #I didn't really get Pirates of the Carribbean, but I'll give it a chance since we have a movie and I read a fanfic

Hiding- by MaritimeStars #Check out his/her stories! THEY'RE AWESOME!#

After the War- Severus' Story

Snape the Able Seamen

Unexpected Summer Naps

Dragon Fever

Strawberries and Snitches

A Snowy Weekend at Hogwarts

Where the Unicorns Go- by VoyICJ

Cold Moon

Chicken Pox- by SillyPeaches

Aichmophobia- by Alexannah

Scarlet Fever

Brotherly Love- by Shadougelover14

Tales of Smurflinghood

The Smurf is On You

Nightmare Season- by JackFrost23

The Lioness, the Snake, and the School Nurse- by MQ1

Thoughts- by Jestana

Busy, Busy, Bumblebee

Fun in the Snow

Under Quarantine

Kitties

Chess Anyone?

Happy Chrismas, Darling

Only You

Dueling

Christmas Proposal

Tough Enough- by dragonpearlz

The Flu- by SerenaRiis

Smurfette's Cure- by Rowena Zahnrei

New Recruits- by AnimationNut

Phineas and Ferb: Take Two!

Chosen Girl and the Triwizard Tournament

Smurfing Around

Chosen Girl and the Basilisk

99 Sons and One Daughter

Brainy's Revenge

Sick Streak- by KicsterAsh

Latest News: 4 weeks till I'm home free! SUMMER! Oh, and sorry I haven't updated in FOREVER, but I'm BACK AT MILL SPRINGS!!

Will be updated today: A Week at Hogwarts

Will be written soon:

Will be updated soon: To those of you keeping your eye on the Lucky the leprechaun story, its on Hiatus. And to those of you on the Ice Dragon Tales Part 1, it WILL be updated, but I don't know what to write, and I'm DEFINITELY NOT ABANDONING IT!! I need some more ideas, help me! And, if you were paying attention, perhaps I'll update The Sparrow Man with the Cuckoo-Clock Heart this weekend.

Favorite Movies

MLP MOVIE!!!

Frozen

Tangled

The Smurfs

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda 3

Shrek 2

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone #I live in the USA

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Tinker Bell

Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure

Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue

Secret of the Wings

The Pirate Fairy

Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Neverbeast

Finding Nemo

ET #The Extra-Terrestial#

Bee Movie

Rise of the Guardians

Brave

The Croods

#I'll add more when I think of them!#

Favorite TV Shows

MY LITTLE PONY FiM!!! (Yes, I’m a pegasister now! Surprised?)

Spongebob Squarepants

iCarly

Fairly OddParents

Phineas and Ferb

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

#Again, I'll add more when I think of them!#

Favorite Songs #They're mostly kids songs!#

Hedwig's Theme

You Really Got Me

Twist and Shout

Ain't That a Shame

All Star

I'm a Believer

Accidently in Love

Jungle Boogie

Hakuna Matata

The Bear Necesities

Under the Sea

Kiss the Girl

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Once Upon a Dream

It's a Small World

Fabulous

Phinidroids and Ferbots

Livin' La Vida Loca

Favorite Quotes

Carl- #singing# I've got people inside me, i've got people inside me, and they're walking in my brain!

Jimmy Neutron-Journey to the Center of Carl

Wayne- Mcgee, patch me through to the big guy#

Mcgee- Wayne, it's over#

Wayne- Patch me through or I'll tell everyone about you and Tiny!

Mcgee- Patching you through#

Disney Prep and Landing

They pushed her down a sewer.

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believe them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed' or they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples

MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one

myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man

looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;

youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make

any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what

ever she could. Her and her friend started to get

worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you

just said about me with your friend like a

minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him

hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes

watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really

matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me

from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its

not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says

love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really

scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was

still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on

the ground dead. She started to scream but when she

turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two

minutes here will be three men, one in your

bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that

very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Don't Go Breaking My Heart from Chicken Little. (That seems like a romantic song, but okay.)

Waking Up: Brand New Reality from Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension. (I don't even get that...)

First Day At School: Scooby-doo 1960's theme song. (WTH?)

Falling In Love: Life's too short from frozen (it was a deleted song, and that seems like breaking up...)

Fight Song: Sacramento from Wee Sing America (WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?)

Breaking Up: Little April Shower from Bambi (This isn't working out too well...)

Prom night: Sparklejollytwinklejingley from Elf on Broadway (FOR CRYING OUT LOUD THAT'S A CHRISTMAS SONG!!!)

Life: The Goofy Goober theme song from the spongebob squarepants movie (Don't laugh please...)

Mental Breakdown: Battle Hymn of the Republic from Wee Sing America (Ummmm...)

Driving: Patrick Henry Quote from Wee Sing America (maybe I shouldn't have tried this...)

Flashback: Ghostbusters theme from Kidz Bop (WTF?)

Getting back together: Brand New Best Friend from Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension (This is definitely a bad sign...)

Wedding: The smurfs theme song (I knew I shouldn't've tried this...)

Birth of Child: Harry Potter in 99 seconds by Paint (C'mon Kaitlin, Almost there...)

Final Battle: Doing the Sponge from Spongebob Squarepants (That would work...IF IT WAS A DANCE OFF!!!)

Funeral Song: Old texas by Wee Sing America (Gosh help me...)

Final Credits: Arthur Aardvark theme song (WHY MUST THE ODDS TORTURE ME!!)

Okay, the odds are not in my favor...

A true Frozen fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else (Except God) no matter the age is not afraid to shout it to the world. A true Frozen fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Anna, Kristoff, Olaf, and Elsa hold. And you'll love Frozen forever and ever.
If you are a true Frozen fan, then copy this onto your profile! Help Elsa and Anna rule the world!

List 15 of your favorite MLP FiM characters in no particular order:

1. Twilight

2. Luna

3. Sunburst

4. Tempest/Fizzlepop

5. Celestia

6. Thorax

7. Cadance

8. Starlight

9. Zecora

10. Applejack

11. Big Mac

12. Octavia

13. Capper

14. Rarity

15. Lyra

Now, answer the questions below!

1. Have you read a Six/Eleven Fanfic? Do you want to?

Nnnnope. Besides, while it WOULD be interesting, I like Big Mac with either Fluttershy, Cheerilee, or Marble Pie.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Somewhat. I mean, I can definitely see why some people have clopfics of her.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Um...they're both girls, so that's not even physically possible. I mean, sure. Octavia could HEAVILY drug the Starlight and plant a fetus in there, but A), there's a good chance she'll wake up, scream in pain and anger, and possibly murder her marefriend, and B), it's just wrong on SO many levels. But to go out on a whim, if it just happened with no logical reasoning involved...Octavia would be having a panic-induced freak-out (due to it being a drunken blur), while Starlight would probably be frozen in shock. Though to be honest, I have NO idea what Twilight's protege would do.

4. Can you recall any fic about nine?

I know there's a few on Fimfiction that I like, one of them being a story about how she came to rhyme, and the other involving Applejack grudgingly giving up her bed when the zebra gets sick.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Possibly. They both know what it's like to be misunderstood. I haven't read any fics on that couple, though.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Fourteen?

Celestia and Rarity for the win. Besides, I think it would make a LOT more sense than the Princess of the Day and Zecora.

7. What would happen if Fifteen walked in on Two and Twelve having an intimate moment?

Well, Lyra and Octavia aren't even roommates, so I think there won't be anything personal. I mean, they most likely know each other, since they both live in Ponyville, and they would probably avoid each other for a few days, but then they would eventually have a mutual agreement to never speak of it again. In the moment though, if Lyra walked in on Luna and Octavia having an "intimate moment"...she would do what anypony would do: scream, shield her eyes, apologize a million times, and shakily walk out while acting like she's blind.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Thirteen Fic.

Capper is a trickster tomcat from Klugetown. Sunburst is an adorkable nerdy stallion from the Crystal Empire. When they first meet, will sparks fly? Or will they even live through the encounter?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Three fluff?

YES! I actually know one on Fimfiction. I never actually READ it, but it involves Sunburst helping Twilight decipher a book that she can't understand.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

Classical Heartstrings. I say it could be about Octavia having feelings for Vinyl, but when the DJ rejects her, Octavia vows to never fall in love again. The Crystal Empire Royal Family visits Ponyville to have some family time with Twilight and to see the sights around town, and Cadance stumbles across a heartbroken Octavia. Cadance intuitively knows when something is wrong (it helps that she's the Princess of Love!) and approaches the cellist. They have a short conversation about love and feelings and Cadance ends up pointing her in the direction of Lyra, who is in the same situation.

11. If you wrote a song fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Monster" from the Frozen Broadway musical. I've only heard a little of it, but it DEFINITELY seems fitting.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: FEMSLASH, THREESOME COUPLE, AND PONY/CHANGELING RELATIONSHIP AHEAD!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't remember WHEN, but I do remember WHAT. It was titled "Spring Fever," written by Takarashi282 on FiMfiction (Friendship is Magic Fanfiction just so you know, check it out) and it involved a sick filly Twilight sneaking out of her house to go to her FUNdamentals of Magic class (think of the shorts on YouTube), and when Celestia catches wind of this moments before the studious filly gets there, she splits herself in two so one half of her teaches the class and the other half walks Twilight home with a lesson about priorities. A comic relief moment at the end is, and I quote: "A few years later…

“Luuuuuunnnnnaaaaaaa!!!” Celestia rasped, coughing. She was plugged up to dangerous levels, her throat feeling like she’d swallowed a thistle.

“Whaaaaaaattt?” her sister cried.

“Could you get me some teeeeaaaaa?” she called, adjusting the sack of ice atop her head.

“Whyyyyy? It is not my fault that Twilight got you sick!”

“But I didn’t know!!” she exclaimed. “Why do alicorn colds have such a long incubation perio-hu-huuuuuddd?!” Unquote.

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

So to reiterate in layman's terms: "Twilight and Cadance are in a happy relationship until Cadance runs off with Tempest/Fizzlepop. Twilight, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Big Mac and a brief unhappy affair with Octavia, then follows the wise advice of Celestia and finds true love with Sunburst." That...actually isn't that bad. I mean, it would definitely have a femslash warning, and I assume this will be if Cadance and Shining get divorced, but overall, it seems bearable enough to read...though frankly I think I would switch Cadance with Celestia, since Cadance IS the Princess of Love. Not to mention that I ship Starlight with Sunburst, but...yeah.

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Cadance and Starlight...well, first I think the reason would be that Starlight has a crush on Sunburst, and while Cadance wants her to come clean to him, the lavender unicorn does not. If I were looking in on it, I would stand there awkwardly but empathatically, understanding their points of view. Then I would interfere, order both of them to spend some time away from each other to cool down, and once they're thinking clearly, act as a moderator in a discussion about their feelings.

16. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Well...that would explain why my brother is so broody and likes fighting/strategic video games.

17. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Uh...ok. I can see you are PROBABLY having an intimate moment, Starlight and Big Mac, but...why the rubber ducky?

18. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

19. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

...I may like you, but you have about ten seconds to get out of her before I blow my top, turn around, and buck you like you buck your apple trees!

20. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Ugh, Milori! Don't go all emo on us. If you must, don't slit your wrists in here. My mom will have a panic attack if you get blood all over her nice floor.

21. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Okay! Whoever replaced Vidia with this trespasser didn't do a very good job!

22. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Oh, wheeeerrrreee is my hairbrush?*singing in awesome Veggie Tales tune*

23. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing Home on the range as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Wakes up in the morning* What's with the annoying bells?

24. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Tink and Bobble! You're so cool!

looks around classroom*

Ah, I wasn't aware I had signed up for engineering... hmm. Awkward...

25. What would you do if 1 woke you in the middle of the night?

Milori... shouldn't you be in bed with Clarion. ;)

26. 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

WEIRDO! I'M GOING *BLEEPIN* DESTROY YOU!

27. 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Er, I think you should reconsider that marriage to Rosetta, Vidia. I'm pretty sure you don't feel that way.

28. 5 cooked you dinner?

Aw, Prilla, your so sweet! I love cookies!

29. 6 was laying on the beach next to you, asleep?

Anyone got a marker?

gets marker and draws a mustache*

Nothing personal...

30. 7 suddenly confessed to being part of your family?

Dewey is... related to me? Cool! That's why I have a thing for books!

31. 8 got into the hospital somehow?

So, Fairy Mary, did this have anything to do with Tink?

Fairy Mary Nods*

Hmm, I shouldn't have expected anything different.

32. 9 made fun of your friends?

I didn't know you were a bully Rosetta. Wait, I have friends?!

33. 10 ignores you all the time?

Grr, I swear I didn't steal an extra cup of dust, Fairy Gary! Honest!

34. 2 serial killers are hunting you down. What does 1 do?

If I were the serial killers, I would run. Real fast.

35. You're on a vacation with 2 and break your leg. What does 2 do?

Makes some cast out of spare stuff she finds on the beach(cuz' she's Tinkerbell).

36. It's your Bday. What does 3 give you?

Nothing, she's to busy running a country. She can't give a gift to every person on their birthday.

37. You're stuck in a burning house. What does 4 do?

Vidia uses her fast-flying skills to fly to a river to get water.

38. You're gonna do something that'll mortally embarrass you. What does 5 do?

Prilla will cheer me up. She's just so nice. :)

39. You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?

Milori: Alright then. Wait, is this the part I'm suppose to say "I hope you'll be happy together"? I thought Gary wasn't even talking to you.

40. You got dumped. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'd give me real good advice.

41. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

She might not help. She might be too afraid of getting dirty.

42. You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Fairy Gary: That's it, we're getting a divorce.

43. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

His smexy voice.

44. 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9.

Tinkerbell has a hidden love for Rosetta...?

Just, don't Tink. Rosetta is probably a player(don't know why I think she is but I just do).

45. You're dating 3 and you're introduced to his/her parents. Do you get along?

So, I'm dating Clarion(huh, Milori won't be too pleased about this). Wait!? She has parents?!

46. Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Will Prilla ever kiss Vidia's boyfriend, Thorn? Not unless she has a death wish.

47. You got a haircut and 7 won't stop looking at you. What's on your mind?

Like your haircut is any better Einstein!

48. You spot 10 kissing 1. What's your reaction?

AHHH! What has this world come too?!

barfs up breakfast/lunch/supper*

49. You notice 3 and 4 have been in a room alone for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

I'd probably send someone in to check on them to make sure they're both alive.

50. Could 1 and 3 be soul mates?

51. Would 2 trust 7?

52. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What will happen?

53. If 6 and 14 cooked dinner together, what would they make?

54. 5 and 6 did a workout together?

List Tinkerbell favorite characters in no particular order:

1. Queen Clarion

2. Tinkerbell

3. Periwinkle

4. Lord Milori

5. Silvermist

6. Zarina

7. Terence

8. Fairy Gary

9. Fawn.

10. Vidia

11. Iridessa

12. Redleaf He's the minister of Autumn.)

1. Have you read a Six/Eleven Fanfic? Do you want to?

NO WAY, NO HOW AM I READING FEMSLASH!

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

YESSSSSSSSSSSS! Let's just say I see why Clarion loves him.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Um...they're both boys, so that's not even physically possible. But if it was...WHAT. THE. F&*$???!!!

4. Can you recall any fic about nine?

The most recent one I've read is called "Missing Gruff," and the girls try to cheer Fawn up after she gets depressed at the end of Legend of the Neverbeast.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Um...no. I read one, and though it IS well written, it's just wrong on SO many levels.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Since Vidia thinks Sil is an IDIOT (at least in the hilarious Nerfherder51 fics) I think Sil and Fawn would work. BUT I HATE FEMSLASH!!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having an intimate moment?

Terence: (knocks) Hello? Tink? Walks in)

Tinkerbell: (in sex position with Redleaf and blushes, both with embarrassment and anger) TERENCE!!!!

Terence: WHOA! (covers eyes) Maybe I should come back later?

Redleaf: (glares daggers.) Yes, you should.

Terrence: (Leaves.)

Tinkerbell: Should we banish him?

Redleaf: (takes out cell phone) Already calling the queen...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.

Vidia is a fast flyer. Periwinkle is a frost fairy. When together, can they create a Blizzard?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

For all I know, yes.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

11. If you wrote a song fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

16. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

17. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

-_-... GIVE ME MY DUCK! :C

Goes all, redneck Duck Dynasty on them*

18. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I would diss her right back. Others may cower when you explode, little Tinker, but not me! I SEND THE LIBERALS RUNNING! FEAR ME!

19. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

20. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

21. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Okay! Whoever replaced Vidia with this trespasser didn't do a very good job!

22. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Oh, wheeeerrrreee is my hairbrush?*singing in awesome Veggie Tales tune*

23. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing Home on the range as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Wakes up in the morning* What's with the annoying bells?

24. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Tink and Bobble! You're so cool!

looks around classroom*

Ah, I wasn't aware I had signed up for engineering... hmm. Awkward...

25. What would you do if 1 woke you in the middle of the night?

Milori... shouldn't you be in bed with Clarion. ;)

26. 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

WEIRDO! I'M GOING *BLEEPIN* DESTROY YOU!

27. 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Er, I think you should reconsider that marriage to Rosetta, Vidia. I'm pretty sure you don't feel that way.

28. 5 cooked you dinner?

Aw, Prilla, your so sweet! I love cookies!

29. 6 was laying on the beach next to you, asleep?

Anyone got a marker?

gets marker and draws a mustache*

Nothing personal...

30. 7 suddenly confessed to being part of your family?

Dewey is... related to me? Cool! That's why I have a thing for books!

31. 8 got into the hospital somehow?

So, Fairy Mary, did this have anything to do with Tink?

Fairy Mary Nods*

Hmm, I shouldn't have expected anything different.

32. 9 made fun of your friends?

I didn't know you were a bully Rosetta. Wait, I have friends?!

33. 10 ignores you all the time?

Grr, I swear I didn't steal an extra cup of dust, Fairy Gary! Honest!

34. 2 serial killers are hunting you down. What does 1 do?

If I were the serial killers, I would run. Real fast.

35. You're on a vacation with 2 and break your leg. What does 2 do?

Makes some cast out of spare stuff she finds on the beach(cuz' she's Tinkerbell).

36. It's your Bday. What does 3 give you?

Nothing, she's to busy running a country. She can't give a gift to every person on their birthday.

37. You're stuck in a burning house. What does 4 do?

Vidia uses her fast-flying skills to fly to a river to get water.

38. You're gonna do something that'll mortally embarrass you. What does 5 do?

Prilla will cheer me up. She's just so nice. :)

39. You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?

Milori: Alright then. Wait, is this the part I'm suppose to say "I hope you'll be happy together"? I thought Gary wasn't even talking to you.

40. You got dumped. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'd give me real good advice.

41. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

She might not help. She might be too afraid of getting dirty.

42. You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Fairy Gary: That's it, we're getting a divorce.

43. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

His smexy voice.

44. 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9.

Tinkerbell has a hidden love for Rosetta...?

Just, don't Tink. Rosetta is probably a player(don't know why I think she is but I just do).

45. You're dating 3 and you're introduced to his/her parents. Do you get along?

So, I'm dating Clarion(huh, Milori won't be too pleased about this). Wait!? She has parents?!

46. Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Will Prilla ever kiss Vidia's boyfriend, Thorn? Not unless she has a death wish.

47. You got a haircut and 7 won't stop looking at you. What's on your mind?

Like your haircut is any better Einstein!

48. You spot 10 kissing 1. What's your reaction?

AHHH! What has this world come too?!

barfs up breakfast/lunch/supper*

49. You notice 3 and 4 have been in a room alone for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

I'd probably send someone in to check on them to make sure they're both alive.

50. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

No. You have no clue how messed up Milori/Thorn is.

51. Would 2 trust 5?

Sure! Prilla and Tink are great buddies.

52. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What will happen?

53. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner together, what would they make?

54. 5 and 6 did a workout together?

HARRY POTTER WOULD YOU RATHER

Okay, so I found this on a website, and I wanted to post it here!

1. Would you rather have Ron, or Hermione for a friend?

Hermione, since we both love books, and we're really smart.

2. Would you rather fight the Basilisk, or a Dementor?

Even though I like snakes, it would be easier to fight the Dementor, because I can summon a REALLY happy memory, and besides, the basilisk is WAY too dangerous for me.

3. Would you rather spend a weekend with Dudley, or Kreacher?

Okay, now that one's tough. Kreacher would rant all day because, well, he doesn't like Muggles, and Dudley would chase me around the house all day trying to hit me. I would say Dudley, because in the sixth book (SPOILER ALERT!!!) Kreacher was like "WON'T WON'T WON'T!" and wouldn't shut up. ( END SPOILER!) With Dudley, I can just ignore him.

4. Would you rather be a Quidditch Keeper, or Beater?

Probably a Keeper, because if I'm not careful as a Beater, the Bludger could hit me in the face and I would die if I don't swing at the right time. With a Keeper, I could just defend the hoops.

5. Would you rather be sorted into Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff?

Definitely Ravenclaw, because I love books and I'm REALLY smart.

6. Would you rather have an Invisibility Cloak or a Time Turner?

They're both good, but I would love to have an Invisibility Cloak. Just think of the possibilities...

7. Would you rather receive a Howler in front of your friends or eat a vomit flavored Every Flavor Bean?

Definitely the Howler, because my brother actually tasted a REAL vomit flavored bean, and he had to wash his mouth out. As he put it, "It tasted just like vomit!" With the Howler, well, I'm actually used t getting yelled at in front of my friends.

8. Would you Rather attend the Yule Ball or the Quidditch World Cup?

Definitely the World Cup, because I LOVE Quidditch, and I HATE formal dancing.

9. Would you rather spend an afternoon at the Burrow, or at Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley of course! The shops sound AMAZING!

10. Would you rather have Snape as your father or Umbridge as your mother?

I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS HAVE UMBRIDGE AS MY MOTHER! She is WAY too sweet for me, I HATE pink, and SHE USED A BLOOD QUILL!!!!

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If you can read this then you can paste it in your profile

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache
When you open it, he collapses.
When he see's you reading it, he faints.
When he see's you living it, he flees.
And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying.

I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team. (If you count PE in school...)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Or you know, any toy car for that matter.)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

(Total: 11) WHOA...and I'm a girl...

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (Well, I was when I was WAY younger...)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (Doesn't everyone?)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

(Total:6) YES!!!! I KNEW I'M A TOMBOY! AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!

HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH?!

Natural Hair Color:

]Brown - $100

[ ]Blonde - $50

Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 ]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150

Hazel - $100 ]

Other - $15

Total so far: $ 250

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

under 5'4 0$

Total so far: $335

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $435

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ]Second born - $150- ]

Middle child - $100

Last Born - $100 [ ]

Third born - $550 [ ]

Fourth born - $300 [ ]

Fifth born - $400 [ ]

Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $735 (I'm adopted, does this count?)

Drink?

I did like once - $400 (If you count the time I tried my mother's wine and did a spit take...and then washed my mouth out...)

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

No - $600

Total so far: $1135

Vision?

[ ] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100 ]

Glasses - $50

Contacts - $25 ]

Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1185

Shoe Size: ]

13 - $300 [ ]

12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ]

11 to 12 - $400 [ ]

7 to 10 - $500

Under 7- $450 ]

Total so far: $ 1585

Favorite Colors (multiple):

Green - $750]

Red - $600

Black - $100 ]

Yellow -$475

Brown - $300 ]

Purple - $225 ]

White - $400 ]

Aqua - $350 ]

Orange - $300 ]

Blue - $300

Pink - $100 ]

Other - $500 ]

Total:

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes- BANKRUPT!!] Nope - add $1000 some - $750

Final Total: $3335 Well, I know that I cost WAY more than that (according to my mom.) I just wanted to take the quiz. :) And besides, look down, I was dared.

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 3

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 5

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 4

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules. (Sometimes...)

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.(1 word: claustrophobic)

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 7 (Wow, I never knew I'm like air!)

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 0 (Thank goodness I'M not like that...)

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afaid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules. (most of the time...)

Total: 7

Cool, I'm an air and light person! Don't look at me, I got a tie! Don't believe me? Look above.

PLEASE READ THIS!!

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, TransFanFreak101, Pinkittwice54, smurfsandharrypotterrock12

1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Pink and white, unless you count the MANY stickers I put on it.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My friend, Andi.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping. (I didn't wake up until 9.)

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

I was at my brother's football game.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Either Crunch bar, Twix, or Hershey's milk chocolate.

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

NO WAY!!!!!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Hey mom, um, when can I have a sleepover at Andi's house?

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Coke.

10, Do you like your wallet?

I don't have a wallet cause I'm WAY to young for one.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Cotton Candy.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

I don't think so.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Football, if you count me watching my brother's football game.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Freshly made if that counts.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Morgan.

16, Ever go camping?

Yes, but the only time I DIDN'T like it is when it was raining and our tent flooded!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Well, I do take "happy pills" every night if that counts.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No.

19, Do you have a tan?

I don't know. Maybe not.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Both of them are good, though it does depend on what the Chinese food is.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Most of it.

22, What did your last text message say?

Brb.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

I dunno.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My brother's bird's birdcage.

26, What color is your watch?

I don't wear one, but I do have a pink Tinkerbell watch.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Kangaroos.

28, What is your birthstone?

A moonstone. It means I'm going to have a successful and happy marriage. I have a June birthday.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

When we go, it's usually the drive through.

30, What is your favorite number?

12

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Andi.

32, Any plans today?

Not much, except eat dinner, maybe take a shower, and go to bed.

33, How many states have you lived in?

Two. Texas and Georgia. I've lived in Georgia most of my life.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Nothing.

35, Last song listened to?

Oo de lalley, from Disney's Robin Hood.

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Kind of.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My flip flops

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Kind of.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I don't think so.

41, Do you love anyone?

Lots of people, but I don't think I'm IN love with anyone.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No, mostly because we're all too young to have children.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

I don't think so.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

I usually say "Hi!"

46, What color is your car?

Way to young to have a car, but my mom's car is gray.

47, Do you like cats?

YES. But I like dogs too.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

No.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yes, but the only things I liked is the Georgia Cyclone, Monster mansion, and the log flume ride. Oh, and the ice cream!

50, How did you get your worst scar?

The only scar I remember getting is when I was running outside during PE and I tripped.

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This is a story about racism, which I HATE!!!!

Way back in 1963, a black man was feeling thirsty, so he walked into a bar and sat down.

The bar tender, who was white, looked at him with distaste and said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down.

The bartender, on the other hand, looked taken aback, then walked away.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism like I do.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile, and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.'

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

you can go on and forget about this or you can copy and paste in it on your profile. whichever you pick is you desicion!

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read this and do not paste it into your profile, I will investigate you and find out who you are. Then I will tell the police about you because I will assume you are a zombie.

If you are against abortion, COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE!!! Once the baby is in the womb, whether its almost born or just recent, it does have a heart, soul and spirit!

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares, too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Simon watched Byron land near them. His

From "The Spiderwick Chronicles: The Wrath of Mulgarath"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My jacket.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:45 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:41 PM (Wow, I was close!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV. My parents are watching it.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Looking for an ice cream cake in our outdoor freezer. We have a neighbor who lives with us, and it was his b-day yesterday.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at

13BlueBananas' Profile. You should check out her ROTG fanfiction, it's called "Dawn of the Drabbles."

9.What are you wearing?

New clothes I got from Kohls today.

10. Did you dream last night?

For some weird reason, I NEVER dream...

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was watching a funny video on how to fake being sick. The person was like "I broke my...face." and she pretended to be her mom and rose an eyebrow while making a "Really?" face.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Cabinets. I'm in my kitchen.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nope.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's cool.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Redbox version of Despicable Me 2, with my neighbor who lives in the basement.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A portal that took me to my FAVORITE fictional universes, a lifetime supply of chocolate and iTunes gift cards, and all the movies and books I could dream of.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I...pickmynoseandeatit. THERE, I SAID IT!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

World peace, obviously! And invent a teleporter that takes characters and puts them in the real world. Does that count?

20. George Bush

I think he was one of the Presidents of the United States...?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Emily.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Brendan.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I would TRAVEL to Arendelle and Berk and Burgess and Troll Village and Equestria...

24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose?

Poseidon. He's my favorite.