Greetings, and welcome to The Lanterkeeper's Profile! (Formerly Lord of Darkrai's Profile)

Anyways, here's some stuff about me:

Name: ... My name is 'The Lanternkeeper.' That's it.

Age: ummm... since birth, or last reincarnation?

Hobbies: reading, writing, playing video games, talking about video games with my friends, making new friends, chatting with old friends, hitting inanimate objects as if they could really feel it to let out my anger at various difficulties in life, breaking things (...it's not my fault...), fixing things, breaking the things again and never touching them again (-.-'), making faces at random people through one-way windows, reading manga, coming up with fanfic ideas, and other schtuff like that.

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, anything written by Agatha Christie, The Daughters Grimm;

Favorite Music: Crush 40's really awesome, and Muse is great, too. Jun Senoue is a genius (he writes music for the Sonic games), so is Murray Gold (he writes music for Doctor Who) and there's also a whole bunch of other random songs that I like that couldn't be put up on here because the list would be too long.

Favorite Mangas: Too many to list now~

Favorite Video Games(in order): Pokemon, Super Smash Bros., Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Spectrobes;

Manga character I am the most like: Shadow Link, from the Legend of Zelda: Four Sword manga. I kinda look like him, too. Only a little, though... I'm like him in that I'm evil (duh), I don't want pity from anyone, and, when someone tries to offer me pity, I get all b*tchy about it. So... yeah...

Favorite Quotes/Lines:

"Humans shouldn't be turned into vampires." -Kaname Kuran. He's right, you know.

"Let us find the dam snack bar." -Zoe Nightshade, from the Percy Jackson series. I read that part over and over again!!

"Ah, yes. I enjoy making jackalopes." -Artemis, in the Percy Jackson series.

"I/You killed it!!" -My friends and I, when we make one of the others laugh so hard that we "die laughing." It's sort of an inside joke...

"Each torch lasts two hours."
"And we have five torches, so that's (lights them) ten hours!"
"It doesn't work if they're all lit at the same time!!"
"Oh, right..." -Sokka and random nomad lady from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

"That one is weird..." -Caesar Augustus, about me, when I was there. Then, he killed me... Darn...

"Well, thou hast comforted me marvelous much!" -me, quoting Romeo and Juliet, making it sarcastic, which I often do.

"Well, how old are you?" -Miss Alice
"Uhhh... since birth, or since last reincarnation?" -Me.

"The real world is a lie, and your nightmares are real." -Dr. Moon, Silence in the Library, Doctor Who. It's true, you know.

"2+2 is ffff... *glitch* 10... IN BASE FOUR!! I'M FINE!!" GLaDOS, from Portal

"The world is ending!!"
"OMG HOORAY!!"
"No, man, that's bad!!"
"SAYS FREAKING WHO?!?!?!" -me and my alternate personalities. So much fun...

"These blonds, sir. They're responsible for a lot of trouble." -a minor character from an Agatha Christie book.

I'll add more quotes later...

Stupid Internet Chain Memes:

If you just lost The Game, copy and paste this into your profile... DARNIT!!

If you hate these stupid copy-and-paste things, copy and... oh, wait...

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, NegimaFan, Princess Falling Star, Tahza, Grace Raven, organization MA, The Lanternkeeper

If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the +Anima manga series should be made into an anime copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a profile do the opposite of copying this to your profile, and do the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above copy this to your profile and that too, up there.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

The many levels of insanity: 0) not talking to self; 1) talking to self; 2) arguing with self; 3) arguing with yourself and losing; 4) not talking to self; 5) apologizing to self; 6) working on it. If you've made it to at least level 1, copy and paste this into your profile, along with the level that you are on. Level 6

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teens do or have tried pot. If your are the 2 percent who have not, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, The Lanternkeeper

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, The Lanternkeeper

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

RULES:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.

1. What would you say about your boy/girlfriend?

I Heard Ramona Sing. (... Well, I guess their name would be 'Ramona' then.)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Unnatural Selection. (Er... Not sure what that means...)

3. Your teacher is...

Just Be Friends. (Again, not really sure how to interpret that...)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Tako Luka Maguro Fever. (Um... YES, PLEASE. *w*)

5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?

Caramelldansen (IOSYS Remix). (I'm not entirely sure how, or if, this is accurate, but it's a fun song regardless.)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Lion. (I'm going to assume that's in a good way.)

7. How do you feel right now?

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to be Dead. (Yup, that pretty much sums up the moment... Well, minus the wife.)

8. What’s on your bedside table right now?

Stadium Rave. (WHOO!! BEDSIDE TABLE RAVE PARTY!!! NN-TS NN-TS NN-TS)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Duke Venomania's Madness. (Yeah, you know, made a deal with the Devil, he's mah homeboi, built a harem, got stabbed in the chest, died. You know.)

10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...

Marionette. (Oh, yeah, I forgot about the guy I left strung up in my closet to die. Oh, well, he's dead now!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Shut The Phunk Up. (That's... actually true.)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

Wrapped in Black. (Er... I suppose I might be able to get it to work. Somehow.)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show.

Love is War. (HELL TO THE YES.)

14. Your life's theme song?

Hello/How Are You? (Yep, correct. FOR ONCE.)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Po Pi Po. (AGAIN, CORRECT. PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

No Thank You. (OKOTOWARI SHIMASU~)

17. Your motto is...

Homework Never Ends! (D*MN RIGHT IT DON'T!!!)

18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...

Prince of Evil. (HE BE MINE!!)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

Black Rock Shooter. (YUSH. THAT IS ALL.)

20. Any last words?

Who Knew. (... No, seriously. Who knew that question was coming?)

Well, I guess that's it, then... Please read my stories!! ...please...?