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Fair Lady by kideaxl reviews
A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 85 - Words: 83,658 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Harry P., Death]
Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Black Widows by White Angel of Auralon reviews
People believed that they were such great couples. If only they knew. The two sisters were great actresses, who would play their roles until they had reached their goals. Secrets of their family would bring them what they wanted for themselves and their children. Deception was something they had learned from a young age after all. Both would have done well in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 262 - Published: 3/18 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Welcome to the club by Malicean reviews
Still reeling from the revelations at Bespin – and not exactly reassured by Obi-wan's rationalizations and Yoda's last words and subsequent disappearing act – Luke had entered the coordinates for his first jump away from Dagobah more or less blindly. He had promptly come this close to splattering his X-wing all over the SSD Executor's colossal armored underbelly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 132,221 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett, General Veers
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 6,508 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Archangel's Amazing Adventures by CSS Stravag reviews
Mass Crossover fic. Chapter 50 UP! Powerful magic draws the Archangel and the ZAFT Creuset Team into a world of magic and intrigue like nothing imagined by the straight-laced CE residents. Their battles on Cephiro are only the beginning of their nightmarish journey as they give Odysseus a run for his money in the 'bizarre trip home' category...
Crossover - Vandread & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 847,705 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 8/17/2007 - [Murrue R., Mu L. F.] Athrun Z.
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,718 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 6,042 - Follows: 7,134 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
The Game by Vaneria Potter reviews
Jumanji had existed in many forms over the years, played by countless people. Yet, The Game was selective in who it chose to play. It always had been.
Jumanji - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2018 - Alan P., Van Pelt - Complete
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 984,258 - Reviews: 8233 - Favs: 8,693 - Follows: 8,318 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6224 - Favs: 12,789 - Follows: 15,330 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
You Can't Keep An Old Dog Down by Lady FoxFire reviews
HP-SG1 Magic can make anything possible and when you mix in SG1 it's a guarantee that the impossible will happen.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,161 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/23/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Never Assume The Worst by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
The Professors overhear H/Hr talking and assume the worse possible situations! T rated only for the suggestive theme - otherwise it is my first ever K rated fic - Oh the horror! Chapter 5 - Harry has breasts? What is going on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chaos Theory by Moczo reviews
Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,675 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 4,910 - Follows: 4,578 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 8,730 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,936 - Follows: 13,043 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Servants who Never Should be Summoned by OverMaster reviews
The title says everything. What? What do you mean, I have to write more for the summary? Oh geez! What do you expect me to say here without spoiling everything? Just read the story, will you?
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,971 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Shirō E., Saber
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,241 - Follows: 3,334 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Mobile Fighter Evangelion by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.) [COMPLETE]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 525,431 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Great Taboo Turkey Shoot by bissek reviews
Everyone fears to speak his name, because doing so brings his followers to you. He never considered that such a thing is a double-edged sword.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4359 - Favs: 9,209 - Follows: 7,724 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7030 - Favs: 13,803 - Follows: 11,274 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Sitting on a bench by Arawn D. Draven reviews
Some stories start in the most average ways, and this was no exception. How would things change if a certain Devil shared a bench with a certain green-eyed wizard after a hard day of school? Rated M for safety and mature content in second part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,261 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 6/1/2016 - [Harry P., T. Koneko] Rias G., H. Akeno - Complete
How a marauder deals with a troll by Glimmande Solsken reviews
What if Harry went to rescue Hermione from the troll alone? Adopted by me from Drauchenfyre. I don't own Harry Potter since I'm not J.K Rowling. Disc
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 5,756 - Follows: 4,641 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
The Mutate's Nephew by Dark Priestess66 reviews
Lily Potter's plans in the event of her death at the hands of Voldemort was that her son, Harry went to his Aunt Rosalie. Too bad, no one can find her, when the Dursleys go to New York for a business deal. A mutate with the same name takes him in. Rosalie Evans was gifted in the area of genetic research until she interned for Dr. Anton Sevarius, now she is a cheetah mutate.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,037 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [OC, Claw] Harry P.
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3643 - Favs: 9,162 - Follows: 8,825 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Shinji Doesn't Care by Lord Mendasuit reviews
This story contains rape, worms, sexually transmitted diseases, fights between legendary heroes, confrontations between former friends, murder and eternal damnation. Shinji doesn't care about any of that, though.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Shinji M. - Complete
The Only Certainties In Life Are by offsides reviews
Just a little plot bunny/crackfic that would not go away. MoD!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
101 reasons why Voldemort will never invade Japan by crazyidiot78 reviews
Just a little crack humor I came up with while stuck on a plane. See if you can figure out all of the anime and characters used.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2015
Gundam Wars by wilkins75 reviews
An alternate sequel to my Fallen Angel story in which Heero Yuy from the Wing Universe is sent to the Seed Universe to take part in there wars only to return to fight his former friends. Synopsis inside for those who haven't read the first story. Heero/Luna
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,182 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Complete
It Got Loose and Killed All Our Guys: The Project Lazarus Story by Moczo reviews
Commander John Shepard, hero of the galaxy, has fallen in battle. To give humanity back any hope against the Reaper threat, Cerberus Operative Miranda Lawson has been given virtually limitless resources and power with only one goal: Bring Shepard back to life. And she WILL succeed. But it's still a Cerberus operation, and that means things will NOT go smoothly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Complete
This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,611 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Fate's Gambling Clan by roughstar333 reviews
Inspired by the madness that was known as "The Emiya Clan" , which came from gabriel blessings' story "In Flight". I, roughstar333, present to you, the readers, what would happen if the "Emiya Clan" effect happened to the protagonist of "Fate's Gamble" (by Lupine Horror), Harry Potter. Please enjoy! (P.S. this story is not canon to "Fate's Gamble")
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 5,294 - Follows: 4,370 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
This Time, Actually READ My Christmas List by soulfusionresonance reviews
After watching Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, Episode 4, I decided to do this little one-shot regarding Alucard's Christmas list. I hope you enjoy it.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Alucard, Integra
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 6,714 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Six-Foot Turkeys by Ronnie R15 reviews
A little something on velociraptor intelligence.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2014 - A. Grant, Velociraptor - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 599 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 5,479 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Shirou and Lancer Drink Tea by Lord Mendasuit reviews
And win at life while they do it.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 277 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Shirō E., Lancer - Complete
Fate's Gamble Omake Edition by roughstar333 reviews
Welcome to "Fate's Gamble:Omake Edition", a story full of cracks/omakes/one-shots/snippets based on the fanfic "Fate's Gamble" (a Harry Potter X Fate/stay Night story by Lupine Horror). Some stories will be dark and serious in nature, while others will be the opposite. All this stories belong to different people and come from topic/139203/95299150/1/Omakes. This Archive is done.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 467 - Words: 352,195 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate's Gamble by Lupine Horror reviews
When Zelretch conducts an experiment and the being known to all as Fate intervenes Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably. Now being raised by those who don't fit the definition of 'Normal' it is a very different Harry that is unleashed on the world. Or is it worlds? Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 88 - Words: 927,883 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 5,007 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Rider - Complete
Duo's Objection by Thaeonblade reviews
After a well-earned victory, the gundam pilots decide to destroy their gundams in support of peace. But Duo has a thought that questions this action. One-shot taking place during the ending to Endless Waltz
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Duo M., Quatre W., Treize K., Wufei C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 5,368 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 7,896 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Top Gear 3025 by JA Baker reviews
Tonight, on a very special Top Gear: James gets a little agitated, Richard goes very fast, and I get a little hot under the collar. All that and more, tonight, on Top Gear!
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Counter Guardian by chimmon reviews
Before his death at the Department of Mysteries, Sirius had sent Harry a book to help him pass his time at 4 Privet Drive. This will result in Harry Potter inadvertently summoning a sarcastic wizard in red robes who calls himself Archer. How will this Heroic Spirit change the world?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,113 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Archer - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 7,922 - Follows: 2,143 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Brief Introduction to the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
As prepared for the American military-industrial complex by a psychologically unhinged intelligence analyst. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9690 - Favs: 21,732 - Follows: 12,917 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Vader's Own by Malicean reviews
Lord Vader promotes skill, not wealth or connections. The Dark Lord's favor, nonetheless, conveys a certain political pull. A simple soldier might find himself far beyond his usual social circles that way. Though, that's just the start of his troubles…
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,585 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Leia O., General Veers, Bail O. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 340 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Highschool SAO by gabriel blessing reviews
Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 1,469 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
The Way of K by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter takes a page out of Agent K's book on how to deal with creatures infinitely stronger than yourself. It's a little... messy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Peeves meets his match by Mr.SillyMan reviews
As Filch gets sick of Peeves, a Student from America tells him about his salvation from the poltergeist Also on HarryPotterFanFiction
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry's Pets by wolfydies reviews
Harry loves strange, dangerous pets and they love him. With a Nundu (Mittens) that sees Harry as HER human, a Giant Scorpion(Spike) that torments snape, a Chimera (Hedwig) that loves to torture Dumbledor, and a Cryohydra/Nidhogg hybrid (Sam) that loves spitting ice in everyone's face. It's safe to say life is never boring with Harry around. Adpoted From Shadows In The Sun. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Harry P.
The Team And The Time Lord by PsychoGeek reviews
The team is returning from one mission and heading to another, when they have a brief encounter with a Time Lord. Just a silly little oneshot that I came up with when I had way too much time on my hands...
Crossover - Doctor Who & A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, Murdock, Face, Hannibal - Complete
A Second Chance by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A simple question in his third year leads to a chance at leaving the stupidity of the Magical Communities behind him. Sure, he'll have to deal with homicidal monsters, masochistic roommates, a bored Sirius and the budding Harem that seems to be forming, but really, is it any different from his Hogwarts years? Harry/Gabrielle/Mizore/Yukari Updates will be slow!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D., Yukari S., Mizore S.
Sea of Broken Dreams by DasSchneids reviews
On the verge of escaping Rapture, Eleanor and Subject Delta are separated once more. In Rapture and on the surface, new enemies and allies abound, but who can be trusted? Can they survive to be reunited? Please review, some OC's.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 139,799 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
Love Burns by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Harry learns the one spell that makes the power of Love sound badass and uses it. Voldemort never saw it coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,633 - Follows: 1,851 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 245 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Afternoon Tea by Lady FoxFire reviews
Afternoon tea is a time to relax, to talk to friends and discuss problems, hopes and dreams. Of course 275 times is just too much
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 7,636 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Xenophilia by AotA reviews
SG-1 finally meets a race that has big honking space guns and is willing to share them. The only problem? As a race they are all impossibly sluttish and don't consider species as a line to be crossed. As far as they are concerned, there IS no line. Crack. (Double update.)
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill - Complete
Destiny by Lerris reviews
Harry died. Riddle's path results in ruin. Coordinators emerge with abilities above others. Jealousy and prejudice fan the flames of war. Everyone dies save a coordinator princess who risks death to try to make right what once went wrong; to break the never-ending chain before its biggest link. The story begins anew.[AU][Tri-Wizard][Harry/Lacus][N/Luna] Original arc. Now w Hermione
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 179,779 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., Lacus C. - Complete
Inaccurate Legends by Midnakdak reviews
Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Family Affairs by Moczo reviews
In this pseudo-sequel to 'Behind Closed Doors', the great King Arthur prepares for war with her noble knights. Unfortunately, Lancelot has a minor surprise for everyone, including himself...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Saber, Berserker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Train to Nowhere by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
Harry Potter, the Chosen One, dies. He took one of the trains in the dream with Dumbledore instead of going back, where all his close friends and Ginny had already been killed. The train takes him to... an arcade?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,678 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 461 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Service Temporarily Unavailable by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Arthur C. Clarke's third law states said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I imagine it works the other way, too. An alternate look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Timelords and Terror by Hephestus reviews
After witnessing a series of strange events Twilight Sparkle and friends search for answers, only to find themselves entangled in a war between two ancient races and a plot that could end all existence. Luckily, our heroes find help in the form of an eccentric brown pony with an impossible blue box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,269 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/31/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 4,784 - Follows: 1,453 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Tournament of Doom! by bob-the-blue reviews
Sequel to Omni Law. Harry Potter must come to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament. God help us all.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P.
The Wishing Door by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
All Harry Potter, age five, wanted was to be part of a loving family. Can one desperate wish, a little wild magic, and one Ash Ketchum give him what he wants? Story is AU, No pairings, Evil!Dumbledore. Story Edited 12/14/12 w/ minor changes & new omake. Story is still COMPLETE.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,165 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P. - Complete
Sick Time by Moczo reviews
Rin does not get sick often. And when she does, she does not take it well, much to the dismay of her beset-upon Archer. But still... there really should be a LIMIT to just how badly a little cold should be taken. Written for Elf. Hi, Elf!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Archer, Rin T. - Complete
Offers you Just Have to Refuse by OverMaster reviews
"Make a Contract with me, Reader, and you'll become a Magical Fanfiction Reader. You will have to fight Witches, and probably dubious grammar and lame humor as well. But it will be worth it! At least for me..."
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Kyubey, Madoka K.
Family Issues by Moczo reviews
For years, the similarities between Lutecia Alphine and Servant Rider have been noted, and for years they have left the masses confused. Now... now, an explanation has finally been found. It involves, as all great explanations do, vodka. Lots of vodka. (Co-written with RadiantBeam)
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Lutecia A., Rider - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 452 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Look by gabriel blessing reviews
'No no no no no no'. 'Can't run'. 'Always watches, no eyes'. 'Leave me alone'. 'Don't look... or it takes you'. 'Help me.' Shinji already knew all that. He knew it all too well. But there was never anyone there to help. Misato intends to change that. If she can.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,016 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3287 - Favs: 5,224 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Objective: Emiya by Moczo reviews
When seeking true love, most will advise you to be yourself. Ilya is not seeking true love, however. She is going to WAR for true love. And why be herself when being someone else is so much more efficient?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E. - Complete
A Day At the Rodeo by Ultra Rodimus reviews
When a Decepticon crashes a rodeo, two Autobots turn to creative measures to capture him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Sky Lynx - Complete
Hi, I'm a Derpy And Me am Grimlock by Neon Genesis Guyver III reviews
Inspired by cornholio4 and ItsJustSomeRandomGuy. Derpy meets Grimlock and the two discuss their less-than-flattering reputations.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Grimlock, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
Harry Potter the Wizard Acromantula by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
HBP-AU Not a Marvel Crossover...yet. Harry Potter has just received a great power and now he finds himself bearing a greater responsibility to use that power for good. But before that, he has to learn how to use it. Sequel to "Mark of the Acromantula"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,238 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
YEAH LEMONS by GentlemanBones reviews
Through inexplicable dimensional shenanigans, a big metal alligator lands in a very small bakery. Through even stranger shenanigans, he's put to work as a delivery boy.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Grimlock, Pinkie Pie
When A God Emperor Goes To War by JA Baker reviews
In the grim-dark future of the 40th millennium, there is only an unpaid debt to be called in...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, The Emperor - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by Ultra Rodimus reviews
A dimensional rupture throws the Autobot commander into a world populated by strange creatures, and some of them find him entirely too interesting. Crossover with Pokemon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Complete
Jack's Memorial by PaBurke reviews
Memorial Day with Jack O'Neill.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & A-Team - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2012 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 4,057 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Green Eyes by whitetigerwolf reviews
Several months after the events of Hunter's Moon, businessman Harry Potter comes to Manhattan and changes the Gargoyle's lives forever. Harry/Demona.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,103 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Demona, Harry P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3842 - Favs: 6,480 - Follows: 5,516 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Batman Meets Pinkie Pie by Ratin8tor reviews
Title says it all really.
Crossover - Batman & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Pinkie Pie - Complete
What if Almost Everybody was Shirou's Servant by Mereo Flere reviews
Shirou broke Heaven's Feel by accidentally summoning six servants.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,618 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Shirō E., Rider
Harry Potter and The Angel of The Night by ReaperCB919 reviews
Titania has an issue with the way one of her Grandchildren has been raised, so she has Puck use the Phoenix Gate to make sure he's raised by a more... interesting guardian, and given a few new abilities along the way. Thus enters Demona.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Demona, Harry P.
Behind Closed Doors by Moczo reviews
Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Saber - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4454 - Favs: 9,538 - Follows: 5,026 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Force of Zero by Crazyhawke81 reviews
Anakin Skywalker is the mechanical force based tinkerer from hell. What if he was piloting something with more power than a normal starfighter. This story is going to ruin certain peoples plans and it is highly unlikely that Vader will be born
Crossover - Star Wars & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Anakin Skywalker
Harry Potter and the Power of Revenge by God of Death and Disease reviews
Meet a new Harry Potter. After the death of his godfather our hero is driven beyond what he can take. In a fit of rage and grief our hero unlocks a power to equal all. With half the world against him Harry unleashes a war of magic never seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 476,408 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Redemption by Angry Santo reviews
Jesus is summoned into the grail war, and a certain believer is forgiven for the sin of being born.
Crossover - Bible & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Jesus, Kirei K. - Complete
Dementor Humour? by Drauchenfyre reviews
A cold and lonely night in Azkaban...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Dementors, J. Dawlish - Complete
Insanity and Omakes by Elconquisador reviews
One of Three one-shots. This was just collecting dust on my computer. Come in and enjoy the stupidity. Or run from the insanity. Whichever is your cuppa.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
Things I'm not allowed to do when I go to Hogwarts by willoffire123 reviews
When surfing the Internet, Ron finds a very interesting list. He feels compelled to share it with his friends. Madness proceeds. I suppose there might be such a thing as dying from laughter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Am Not There by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
2 Girls 1 Cup by Luan Mao reviews
Every author needs to put up a story that no one should read. This is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Come Away With Me by Sarah1281 reviews
To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mark of the Acromantula by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU HP:HBP At the beginning of his Sixth Year, Harry is offered a great power by Aragog. Power that comes with a great responsibility.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Gundam Seed: Killer's Realm by Knightmare Gundam of Ni reviews
What would the Cosmic Era be like if the kind, positive, and idealistic Kira was instead a Killer who sheltered a cold and realistic worldview under his kind mask? Alternate Universe Fanfiction with new Mecha and some Original Characters. DEADFIC
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 60 - Words: 231,355 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Kira Y. - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death of an Evil One by Lady FoxFire reviews
How far would you go to save your way of life, your magic and your life and that of your people? - Warning - Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
The Gathering Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover with Pixar's Cars, sequel to "The Unexpected Rookie." The Autobots return to Radiator Springs for Lightning McQueen's wedding... but the Decepticons choose now to escalate their war and forge an unlikely alliance.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,981 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Hot Rod, Lightning - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,798 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Time Machines Don't Exist by Mereo Flere reviews
Time travelers do. Time machine's don't.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Shirō E., Rin T. - Complete
Burt Gummer vs Zombieland by VizeerLord reviews
the life and trials of Burt Gummer continue...into the wasteland
Crossover - Tremors & Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 531 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate stay away by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Short vignette scenes presenting a Fate scenario where Shirou summons a Saber closer in persona to Saber Alter.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shirō E., Saber - Complete
How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 1,010 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Secret Ingredient is Love by Moczo reviews
Co-written with RadiantBeam. Set after HF True... sorta. Sakura and Shirou's relationship has hit a rocky patch, and they need to have a very important discussion. But it seems they might not be on the same page... or rather, in the same kitchen...
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Shirō E., Sakura M. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 4,809 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 4,374 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 6,175 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Inappropriate Insecticon actions in battle by Omicron the IceQueen reviews
Trade story! ...I think the title covers all that needs to be said.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kickback - Complete
Death 1, Destiny 0 by Kinsfire reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate'Team Fortress by Pureauthor reviews
Somehow, somewhere, the 5th Grail War has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 595 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 10,148 - Follows: 4,987 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Waltzing with Destiny by Aldaeus reviews
War, peace, and revolution three constant beats to an endless waltz that continues on forever, Destiny is intertwined with this and the pilots of Operation Meteor know it will they put an end to this endless waltz? Sequel to: Operation Winged Seed
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 318,011 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Blade of Light by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry creates a new weapon, the Wizarding world won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P.
I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat by Ol'Velsper reviews
On the eve of the Fourth Grail War, several parties decide to change their battle plans. Now Shirou Urobuchi must try to survive in a world of Magi. He will do it for the lawls.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 158,175 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Shirō E., Archer - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 5,312 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Stargate Equestria: Connection by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 1: When the SG-1 team stumbles through the Stargate into Equestria, an ancient sleeping foe awakens. Can Colonel O'Neill and his team protect the planet's unusual but friendly inhabitants and find their way home again?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,482 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 273 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Tea and Biscuits on a Sunday Afternoon by Cherry Burlesque reviews
Absolute, complete and total mindless crack.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Darth Vader, Voldemort
We are not your thirteenth tribe: V2 by readerofgoodfanfiction reviews
This is a rewrite of 'We are not your thirteenth tribe' for I feel inspired thanks to my dear readers
Crossover - Robotech/Macross & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011
Rabbit Summoning by Diresquirrel reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 6,464 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
The Proposal by iCards reviews
Setsuna proposes to the one who has captured his eye.
Crossover - G-Gundam & Gundam 00 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Setsuna - Complete
Operation Winged Seed by Aldaeus reviews
AC 195 Operation Meteor has begun, Dr. J decides Heero could use a little help with the mission so he "borrows" a certain ship, and five pilots...
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 246,620 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Hooaws and a Duckbill by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Doctor And The Deadpool: Series 2 by Big Chapters reviews
Doctor Who & Deadpool Crossover! Series 2! Chapter 8 of 8 now up! The Doctor, Deadpool & Weasel are on the run from the vicious PREDATOR X! Guest Stars Include: Spider-Man, Batman, Invincible and Ms Marvel to name a few! COMPLETE!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Transformers the Angel Battles by Fanboyimus Prime reviews
The year is 2015. The war between humanity and the angels has begun. However it is not only the conflict in the universe. Can Earth survive the Transformers?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009
What doesn't kill you makes you stranger by Lady Avotil reviews
Harry leads the life of a slave. What will happen when one of Gotham's most infamous villains decides to barge into his life? Can Hogwarts handle a Harry raised by none other than the Joker? Be prepared for madness and insanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,983 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P.
Heero Yuy and Sousuke Sagara by Uchiha19 reviews
Heero meets his twin, Sagara. Do not read unless you have not fully seen Full Metal Panic Fumoffu and Gundam Wing.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Heero Y., Sousuke S.
Blade Eclipses by Fictionstv reviews
Blade confronts the vampire army during the events of Eclipse and proposes a deal with the Cullens.
Crossover - Blade & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Edward
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 909 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 11,630 - Follows: 5,703 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 639 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 3,234 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry potter the ninja by crocket reviews
What would happen if Vernon upset an old Jappanese man. This man then finds a way of making Vernons life less than pleasant. Harry Potter just happens to be the iceing on the cake. I Now have a Beta for this story so will take longer to update.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,470 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P.
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Ever Present, Nevermore by Jason M. Lee reviews
He slid down onto the cold December floor, a wish for nepenthe in stock and store, yet there is none to be found on this shore.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - First Aid, Perceptor - Complete
Mr Black Omake Collection by Chris Hill reviews
This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 90,887 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2006
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 517 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5297 - Favs: 11,919 - Follows: 5,212 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 509 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Watching the Skies by Fanboyimus Prime reviews
When the Transformers get involved astronomy gets extremely interesting.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 9,209 - Follows: 4,390 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,603 - Follows: 9,836 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9414 - Favs: 24,150 - Follows: 9,595 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Slytherin Ending by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
How desperate can one man become when he is faced with a loosing battle and imminent death? Darkish Crack!Fic. No pairings. Slightly twisted with mild violence. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What happened to the burd? by Jonn Wood reviews
A vital question is answered. Set after Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Meeting by Jason M. Lee reviews
Most Autobots are big. Godzilla's BIGGER.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Godzilla: The Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Godzilla 2/Zilla Jr., Nick Tatopoulos - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by RobSt reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry's take on by darkpanda of angels reviews
Harry explores the stupidity of wizard society in this drabble series. Includes TonksXHarry and LunaXHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 552 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 479 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fulgent by Ariaeris reviews
It has been a long time coming, but the sight of those sisters' carefree smiles and unguarded laughter makes it all worthwhile. Pre-game little fic between Harry and the Farron sisters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Lightning - Complete
Harrys happy revenge chapter one by crocket reviews
Harry is not happy this takes place after harry's first year my idea is Harrys not happy being told to go back to hell i mean his family . i would also like a beta reader to help me with my storys please get in contact if interested
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Payback by Neon Genesis Guyver III reviews
This just isn't Delta's Day. As if Splicers and Big Sisters weren't bad enough, now an Insane Big Sister is trying to take him out. Wait... Are those tears on its eye-lens?
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Delta, Little Sister - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of love by crocket reviews
Harry really does have the power of love just not in the way people think. I Have not had it Beta read and i shall replace each bit as they get done please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,196 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P.
Dudley the hero? by crocket reviews
Due to Dudley saying something Harry find the way to end the war before it really begins. Hopefully you will find it funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3099 - Favs: 11,185 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Doctor What? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lunacy by crocket reviews
This is a short story. A one off unless i get people asking for me to add chapters to it. Harry meets an attractive women and gives several people a bad couple od days. Left it as in progress just in-case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
The Doctor And The Deadpool by Big Chapters reviews
Deadpool encounters the Doctor. Weasels point of view. A strange encounter as the Doctor lands the TARDIS in the wrong room. If only he got his coordinates right, this would never have happened! :O
Crossover - Doctor Who & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Scientific method by voider reviews
Harry gets snaked and the symbiote plans to use a scientific method on magic.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Harry P.
That's No Moon Severus Snape by RedValkyrie reviews
Due to a slight galactic miscalculation, Potions Master Severus Snape is introduced to Sith Lord Darth Vader. Their first meeting finds them on a razor's edge, ready for battle, but a common irritation and a lot of alcohol can make for new alliances...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Darth Vader, Severus S. - Complete
Ravenclaw Rejects: Book Two by darkpanda of angels reviews
Living with a escaped prisoner during the summer, sneaking around with the Weasley twins, and a surprising revelation about family is in for Harry in this book about his second year at Hogwarts with Luna as his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Great Road Trip by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and the world is safe once again. To celebrate, Harry decides on a road trip. He sets off to drive back to London with the 7th year Gryffindors along with Luna in tow. Hilarity ensures at every part of the entire journey home
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,830 - Follows: 6,623 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14438 - Favs: 21,977 - Follows: 8,835 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Leaving Hogwarts by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
Harry starts Hogwarts and makes friends with Hermione and Ginny. The Weasleys are made his guardians. After the incident with the diary, the Weasleys disown Ginny, and after interferance from Dumbledore, the trio leave Hogwarts and the UK to start anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,393 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Chappa'ai by justanothermuggle reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts is over. A few weeks later Hermione is in a library when she meets an unusual Muggle, Dr Daniel Jackson. For HP: Post DH, Canon pairings, but should be considered AU. For SG-1: Should be considered parallel universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,295 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/6/2009 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Rising Angel by wilkins75 reviews
It has been 17 years since the end of the first Wing Vs Seed war. A new generation of pilots have taken over new gundams but old problems have come back. In the second Wing vs. Seed War.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,800 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Heero Y., Lunamaria H. - Complete
Harry Isley by Tys1990 reviews
After a major case of accidental magic Harry is left wander the streets of Gotham city, where he meets two of it's most dangerous women. Will Gotham and Hogwarts be ready for a child raised by Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. Powerful Harry. Going rewrite.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,940 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 4,794 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shin Seiki Bright Slap by KazumaKaname reviews
I've read translation of the Super Robot Taisen Alpha 1-3 games where Bright Noa beat a number of Super robot piloting wusses into hot blooded butt-kickers. I hope people find it funny for the dialogue not the pathetic attempt at writing.
Crossover - Evangelion & Gundam UC - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bright N.
Pop Goes the Dita by Id vs Ego reviews
What if Dita ran into a real Alien?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Vandread - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Thor, Dita L. - Complete
Poker Night by Tys1990 reviews
Joker's night of relaxation, with two other comic book characters that are also able to break the fourth wall, as they talk about their movie roles. Rated for some minor language. A random oneshot.
Crossover - Batman & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - The Joker - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 8,310 - Follows: 1,996 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Obliviate is a Blessing by justanothermuggle reviews
As we enter the lives of Harry and Ginny they will soon engage in a private situation. The exact nature of this activity is sometimes called shagging. This time they forget sealing the door...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fate's Gambit by RobSt reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 4,835 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Eraser? by Shy-Hime reviews
Harry is bored. He has an eraser in his robe pocket for some odd reason. Draco is looking for a fight. “Harry stared at the eraser in the palm of his hand. He shrugged, ‘Oh well, he’s asking for it.’”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ravenclaw Rejects: Book One by darkpanda of angels reviews
Coming to Hogwarts a year later makes Harry have a different best friend...Luna Lovegood. What changes come about because of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Meeting Of Great Minds by P.J. Lowry reviews
When two crime fighting billionaires meet for lunch, things are bound to get a little interesting.
Crossover - Batman & Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Chronicles of the Chosen One: Prisoner of Azkaban by padawan lynne reviews
As Harry enters his third year, he finds himself fighting the Ministry of Magic in an attempt to clear his wrongfully convicted godfather. Dealing with Dementors and werewolves makes Harry's third year more challenging than he ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,926 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Chronicles of the Chosen One: Chamber of Secrets by padawan lynne reviews
Harry's back at Hogwarts for his second year, but he discovers that his most important lesson this year may be the most difficult as he deals with his growing feelings for Hermione and the reappearance of an ancient legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Chronicles of the Chosen One: Philosopher's Stone by padawan lynne reviews
When Dumbledore left Harry on the Dursleys' doorstep he had no idea that Harry wouldn't stay there. Instead, Harry is rescued by a Jedi Master and raised as a Jedi. How will the Wizarding World react to the Boy-Who-Lived being both a Jedi and a Wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Awaiting Fate by Toa Karou reviews
Multi-verse. The Waiting Area of the Well of All Sparks is never a dull place, thanks to a few red Autobot leaders... Chap 4: Truth or Dare Part I
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Optimus Prime
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
More Important Things by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Con Job by kepulver reviews
Bobby Bolivia meets Swindle, in a battle of the fast talkers. Mixes G1 and 2007 movie continuity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Swindle - Complete
Private Stories of Jack O'Neill by Chrys-DASL
From crazy ideas to your computer screen, these are the stories General Hammond never allowed into a report format, yet here they are at your disposal. Be careful, you may not like what you see. M for mature content, readers beware, and feel free to flame
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,791 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. O'Neill
Ronon's Experience by Chrys-DASL reviews
As a new man in a strange new world, Ronon could encounter something he's never seen before, such as a microwave, but is it really a microwave? One-shot.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Ronon D. - Complete
Fallen Angel by wilkins75 reviews
Gundam Wing/Gundam Seed/Destiny. When Wing Zero fired his buster rife at the end of Gundam Wing he is transported into the Seed Universe and story line. Kira/Lacus Athrun/Cagalli Dearka/Miriallia Heero/Lunamaria Shinn/Stella
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 194,880 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Heero Y., Lunamaria H. - Complete
Bewildered Warriors by Raliena reviews
Sequel to 'Five Gundams Confirmed'. A new planet. A new world. Familiar people. Last time SGC was invaded. Now they face the invaders on the invaders home-turf. Can they put the past behind them. Or did they alienate each other, before they even met?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,226 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
A less hypocritical Cliche killer fic by the good dr reviews
One author decides to kill Mary Sues and Gary Stus WITHOUT creating more. In a move of briliance HK47 is sent from the Star Wars universe to kill Sues, and to help other characters back into their own universe. Xovers TBA, language, violence, no ships.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Harry Potter and the Crazy Charms Class by rdrayman101 reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione attend a Charms Lesson, in which Professor Flitwick is acting incredibly odd.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Yoda, F. Flitwick
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3713 - Favs: 9,907 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Gundam 00: The Meaning of Zero by Knightmare Gundam of Ni reviews
In the Twenty-Fourth Century, Mankind wages war with itself as it advances towards space, and a plan 200 years in the making comes to fruition. AU With characters from Code Geass. Finished
Gundam 00 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,874 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
The Boy Who Fell, A HP Starwars Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,583 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ben Skywalker, Luna L. - Complete
Boredom by Jed Rhodes reviews
Dumbledore tries to stave off the boredom of being a painting, annoying Snape in the process...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
A Little Wraith Humor by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Todd has a confession. Rodney does not approve. Obviously.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Todd, Rodney M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sith Conspiracy by Jed Rhodes reviews
Harry Potter is taken for training by the Jedi order aged one. He returns to Hogwarts at eleven to gain magical experience - but life isn't easy when Dark Jedi are after you and your friends... Star Wars Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,171 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Not another bunch of Omakes by Drackner Clawrus reviews
Inspired by the fact that my friends tell me I am insane I am posting my own innovitive omake ideas on HP, all are completely diffrent and SA but hopefully you will enjoy them. If not then flame and complain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 6,832 - Follows: 1,425 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Blessed Are the Geeks by Kenya Starflight reviews
Emily Wall was an American transplant in England, obsessed with Star Wars and fed up with both her insane family and her unfamiliar new home country. She thought life couldn't get any stranger. Then the owl showed up... ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,614 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/2/2006 - George W., Fred W.
The Luau Lounge by Curuchamion reviews
Jack, Daniel and Teal'c are brought into a knitters' cyberspace bar during last summer's Olympics... Just a short humor piece. Slight MacGyver crossover, assumes Jack and Mac are brothers. Other crossover references abound.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Stormtrooper named Bob by Jed Rhodes reviews
The story of the Stormtrooper - no, the Clone Trooper - named Bob.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 197 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Bits of Fluff by ArtFreak101 reviews
While Renamon detested the feeling of being 'fluffy'... she had to admit the after incentives had their perks.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renamon, Takato M. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 200 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 694 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of Veils, Gates, and Magic by MikRES reviews
AU Crossover with SG-1, based on episode Solitudes. Jack and Sam are stuck in an ice cave unable to dial Earth when a wormhole is engaged. Enter Luna Lovegood.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 198 - Published: 1/25/2009 - J. O'Neill, Luna L. - Complete
A Will of Black by Lady FoxFire reviews
The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Pimp Quest by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. The latest, and to date longest PIMPHARRY story. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 6,218 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
James Castle by Bouncing Soul reviews
Harry/Punisher X-over. The Dursleys are killed when Harry is 5 and he is rescued by an unlikely hero and believed dead. What happens when he rejoins the Wizarding world in his 7th year and a witch tries to figure out his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Punisher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,684 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fangirl VS Mary Sue: A Tale of Terror by Kate Van Helsing reviews
The Joker, OOC from prolonged Mary Sue exposure, tells his harrowing story of survival.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Boom Turkey by Firehedgehog reviews
There's a reason harry cooks. My Entry to Rockbane and mine Thanksgiving one-shot challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Nine Ways Archer's Plans Went Horribly Wrong by Mini Nephthys reviews
Of course, some would say that they weren't very good plans in the first place. Spoilers for UBW and HF. Archer x Rin, mentions of other pairings that disturb Archer greatly.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Archer - Complete
Gleeful Abandon by vericus reviews
Lennox and Sheppard have a deeply philosophical discussion about parts of the human psyche exposed by frequent interaction with a certain Autobot.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2008 - John S., W. Lennox - Complete
The Job You Love by DB Sommer reviews
A brief look as Haruhi finds the perfect job for her.\
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Haruhi S. - Complete
A Clone at Hogwarts by wilkins75 reviews
The story of Jack's O'Neill clone as he was sent by Dumbledore to Hogwarts to keep Harry safe from Voldermort. Only to discover a new team and new enemies. A Harry Potter Stargate SG1 crossover.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 54,997 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 5/18/2007 - J. O'Neill, Hermione G. - Complete
I Kissed A Girl by vericus reviews
slash - Maggie gets to greet the newest Autobot arrival on earth, and discovers one more reason the boys and men in America would love their new alien friends. And it just goes downhill from there. Rating for profanity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Maggie M. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to MacGyver by Curuchamion reviews
As written by Jack O'Neill. Humor ficlet, slight SG-1 crossover. Does not require knowledge of Stargate or Hitchhiker's Guide universes, though it's probably funnier if you get all the references. Can be read as either Mac-is-Jack or Mac-is-not-Jack.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Welcome to Deca's by walutahanga reviews
Welcome to Deca’s, the hot spot for robots of the power ranger universe to hang out. The legal drinking age is two years old, and the beverage of choice is motor oil. Please leave your humans at the door, and see Alpha to book a session in the Simudeck.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Mack H.
Harry Potter and The Ancient's Bane by Kalistar reviews
Crossover wSGA. After Voldemort's attack, Harry is found by the Sheppard family. Plagued by dreams of a deserted city and a fearsome enemy, will Harry and John find the means to save them all or will the Ancient's bane conquer both galaxies?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 227,305 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Harry P., John S.
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,632 - Follows: 1,295 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
The God of Chaos by Lady FoxFire reviews
SG-1/Buffy - When a god travels across several dimensions to ask Jack for a favor, will he turn him down or not. And exactly what is the favor?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 230 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
Radio Tech' by blank101 reviews
Short vignette set between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back. A day in the life of a Rebel cruiser, looking at the Fighter Wing. Drama/Humor. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Low Impact by Jason M. Lee reviews
G1: Grimlock finds a different way of venting via Sparkplug.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Grimlock, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Voldemort and Deadpool by HalfBloodDragon reviews
What if Deadpool got hired as an assassin in the HP world? X Over.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Voldemort, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
Keyblade Omnislash by Awlric Hayell reviews
Sora convinces Cloud to teach him the Omnislash! What could possibly go wrong? UPDATE! Chap 2: An omake about a dummy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sora, Cloud S.
The Crossover That Should Never, Ever Happen by Artemis-chan of Redwing reviews
[2007G1]One Autobot gets temporarily waylaid on his journey to Earth, instead spending time on a certain ring planet, stuck between highly incompetent armies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Zordon and the Power Chamber by Psycho Tangerine reviews
My version of the Power Rangers meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,026 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,941 - Follows: 5,456 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
I just wanted Coffee by skabs reviews
Daniel stops at a local Starbucks before going into work, and meets an interesting fellow in line, who then is attacked by weirdos in robes. Harry Potter/SG-1 Xover- just a bit of silliness on my part. rating safe due to language.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - D. Jackson, Harry P. - Complete
Cadet Potter by loralee1 reviews
AU, The Dursleys send Harry away at the age of ten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,291 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 2,219 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Harry P.
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3371 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,419 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Daleks Kill Everybody by AlchemistNemesis reviews
In this chapter - wait, it's COMPLETE? Yeah...but there's very good news in the last chapter.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Curse of Legalese by Lady FoxFire reviews
Sequel to Potter's Revenge. What dangerous things existed in the Potter's vault? Harry's about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 5,021 - Follows: 1,235 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Property of Jazz by vericus reviews
G1 - Sometime after the defeat of Unicron, an irritated Ultra Magnus wakes Rodimus Prime in the wee hours of the morning to deal with an apparent vandalism problem Autobot city has developed...oneshot crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Holding Out For A Hero by vericus reviews
G1 - Paranoia is normally Red Alert's domain, but when mechs who haven't even seen someone enter the rec room start greeting them by name, even Prowl has the right to freak out a litte...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
Boom by vericus reviews
In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Wheeljack - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Walking a New Path Part Four: Flames of Hope by padawan lynne reviews
Rebellion vs Empire. Harry and Anakin must deal with raising each other's children as Jedi in a war torn galaxy, while being hunted by the Empire. Life will never be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,262 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 273 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not by Clell65619 reviews
Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My to do list by Jed Rhodes reviews
My first funny story. Basically, the to do lists of every character I can think of.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Oliver Family Reunion by JDPhoenix reviews
Nick sets out to tell his parents he's a Ranger, Tommy takes Hayley's new job very hard, Kim gets a very interesting question, and Rocky somehow manages to save the day while hiding in Mexico. Being a superhero is chaotic even when no one's in danger.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,899 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Tommy O., Kim H. - Complete
The Next Morning by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
PostDH, so you have been warned! Harry does something a bit stupid while out drinking with Ron and Neville. The next morning an angry Ginny brings it to his attention. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Gods of Dark and Light by Darth Marrs reviews
What happens when the Ori, a race of godlike ascended beings who are currently rampaging through the Stargate Universe, suddenly arrive in a Galaxy Far Far Away? Any who do not follow the path of Origin must be destroyed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 122,474 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Luke S., Thor - Complete
Rise of the Dinobots by JA Baker reviews
Five Autobots, summoned by Optimums Prime's message, crash land on Isla Sorna...
Crossover - Jurassic Park & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,662 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 511 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 378 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Odd Companions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When Harry begins at Hogwarts, he brings a disconcerting friend, the Grim Reaper himself. WIP Chapter five substantially added to as of 1st Jan 08!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,785 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.
Complete User’s Guide And Manual For Willy Wonka by sparrowed reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! And thank you for ordering your very own Wonka Unit! In order to make the most of your amazing chocolatier, please read the following and absolutely nothing should go awry...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 7,565 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Paper Mush by Dancing Mouse reviews
G1. The Twins play a little prank on someone. Feedback Welcome!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Click Clash by Dancing Mouse reviews
G1. The Twins do a little late night spying. Feedback Welcome!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Tanaxanth reviews
Post OotP, Harry receives something from his parents and finds out about his mother's family. Generic yes, but I really didn't have any other ideas of what to write
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Heir of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 465 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 550 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 5,567 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Warriors of the Clan by The-Caitiff reviews
One day the wizarding world changed forever. No one noticed. Seven years later the search for Harry Potter reaches it's peak but no trace of the young boy is found. Then Professor McGonagall notices something very strange on her admittance list, a goblin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 276 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 5,048 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Goodbye old buddy by Bob Regent reviews
Coda for Unending, MAJOR SPOILERS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2007 - J. O'Neill, Thor - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 690 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Why One Should Never Feed an Owl Canary Creams by CrazyGirl47 reviews
While delivering a letter from Ron to the twins, Pig eats a Canary Cream... but they weren’t meant for owls. Now the twins are trying to fix an enormous hyperactive canary before it destroys their joke shop... and before their brother finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - George W.
The Waiting Room by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Oneshot. Harry and Voldemort both mysteriously find themselves in what appears to be a doctor’s waiting room. AU, kinda follows canon until end of 5th book. Crack!fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 366 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 340 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 8 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Voldie returns for two more pathetic deaths including fanficfan1037's South Park suggestion. Not sure if it's really from SP, but then again, I don't watch that show, so, yeah. Read and Review people! PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE! Pretty Please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Ron W., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Maestro Hazard reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Walking a New Path Part Three: Phoenix Rising by padawan lynne reviews
With the Republic crumbling around him Harry Potter must fight in yet another war and figure out the mystery surrounding the Chancellor before the galaxy is plunged into Darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,351 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
Settling Debts by The-Caitiff reviews
A parody in the spirit of the first chapter of Freak Parade. This time we get to parody the Time TravelRedo starter plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 703 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
This is why we have Rules by gothfeary reviews
Wonder what happened to warrent a rule up on the list of things not to do at the SGC? This is why. A series of drabbles, one shots and ficlets. Rating will vary from chapter to chapter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006
Harry Potter and the Blue Elves by The-Caitiff reviews
With the help of some secretive blue elves, Harry learns how to humiliate Malfoy and defeat the Dark Lord. M for adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 7 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Three more pathetic deaths for Voldie. Featuring requests from WhiteTwitch and MysticWolfBlack. Beware of crazy fan girls and cheer for Neo. BTW I can't find my Matrix movies, so Neo might be OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Voldemort, Cedric D. - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 6 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
I would like to personally thank Tifany1037 for giving me the idea for the first one. Two more pathetic deaths by the Dark Lord. Watch out for the waitress with the Shotgun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 5 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Everyone's favorite Dark Lord returns with four more pathetic deaths including: Harry's parents and Snape's Halloween costume.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 4 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Mother Nature and a Crazy Authoress with a pink paintbrush gang together to kill Voldie. Yet another six pathetic Dark Lord deaths 100word drabbles. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 3 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Again these just came to me. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died Again. Three more pathetic deaths from our favorite Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 516 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died Again by RuneWitchSakura reviews
100 word drabble. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died. Again, this just came to me. What if Voldie managed to resurrect himself after Harry blew his head off. Well, die a more pathetic death for starters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This just came to me 100 word drabble on how I think Voldie should be knocked off It's probably not gonna happen, but you have to admit it's funny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Walking a New Path Part Two: March of War by padawan lynne reviews
Romance, politics and mystery surround Jedi Knight Harry Potter and his Padawan Anakin Skywalker as they learn how to balance Jedi duty against love in an increasingly unstable galaxy as rumours of secession and the possibility of all out war threatens th
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,499 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
The Bong Between Us by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
AU Mid Year 6. Ever suspicious of Draco, Harry finds the Slytherin smoking an illegal drug called Dragon’s Breath. Students slowly show up one at a time to pass the magic bong and bond. Crude humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vader's diary by raveen92 reviews
Something i found at gamefaqs and wanted to share.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
PickUp lines from Stargate Command by gothfeary reviews
What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 1,278 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
ObiWan and the Castle Slrig Naf by stormqueen873 reviews
A mission goes horribly wrong and ObiWan finds himself taking shelter in a castle full of women devoted to... wait, who? Inspired by the Monty Python Castle Anthrax scene, and contains Obi, Ani, and a whole lot of fangirls. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Slytherin Code of Conduct by The Wigmonsters reviews
In at least half the Slytherin!Harry stories in existance the Slytherins have a Code of Conduct. It's really more guidelines than rules, but what does it say, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Walking a New Path Part One: A New Life by padawan lynne reviews
Accused of a crime he didn't commit, Harry Potter is thrown in Azkaban prison. Betrayed by the Light, Harry nonetheless fulfills his destiny and then is taken to a new world, where he begins a new life, as a Jedi in the Galactic Republic. Here he learns
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,501 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10988 - Favs: 19,504 - Follows: 6,433 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Answering Machine by Aria Rayn reviews
Ever get tired of answering calls?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 9,550 - Follows: 4,109 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 221 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Animagus UhOh by Jadedmagus reviews
Harry has a new animagus form. Run girls of Hogwarts, Run.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 5,685 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Humor Me by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Oneshot, Harry Potter crossover. The Joker receives an interesting shopping catalog in the mail from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Fred W., Joker - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,515 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 224 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Visitation by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Oneshot. A normal day for Darth Vader turns bizarre. Extremely so. Star Wars/My Little Pony crossover. Weird. Very weird. Most cracky crack!fic I've ever done. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter SuperHero by loralee1 reviews
Post Voldemort, Harry has to much time on his hands and apparently so do I. Humorous Drabbles things. No pairing, light swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Monty Python and the SGC by technetium reviews
We have found a Goa'uld. May we burn her?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Jacob C., Gen. Hammond
There's a stargate in Carter's basement by The Sithspawn reviews
Missing scene between Jack and Hammond during season 5's Ascension.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritus Crystalus by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] Sequel to Dumbledore's Army. 7th year including final battle. Ships! HG RH SSOC RLNT, Rated M for language, for mild sexual situations and for violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 221,227 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 284 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Force by Mara Jade Jedi reviews
Sam's alone in a Galaxy far, far away... Star Wars Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,491 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 11/16/2003 - S. Carter - Complete
War is hell by JA Baker reviews
SG-1 face their most dangerous and determined enemy ever…
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/10/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
I told you so by Mara Jade Jedi reviews
Drabble. Daniel indulges in a moment of Jackesque retribution.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2005 - D. Jackson - Complete
Time and Relative Dimension in Space by JA Baker reviews
The SGC has a most unusual visitor…
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2005 - 8th Doctor - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by DB Sommer reviews
Santa encounters several anime characters
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Saturday Night by JA Baker reviews
We regularly cross the galaxy to do battle with evil aliens bent on world domination, and the best way we can think of to spend our Saturday nights is playing Halo?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
The Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues by Eronoele reviews
If you are allegic to Mary Sues, this may not be the story for you. Please cunsult a doctor if any of these symptons occur...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/27/2004
When Rangers Meet by Psycho Tangerine reviews
What could happen when Rangers from different and sometimes the same seasons meet? Well, here are some of my crazy ideas...
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 70,722 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Complete
Someone to watch over me… by JA Baker reviews
Sequel to Rogue Program. As Neo faces Smith for the last time, Tron watches from atop a nearby building…
Crossover - Matrix & Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Neo - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3999 - Favs: 8,105 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinji Almighty by Gregg Landsman reviews
Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 12/17/2002
Death, Destroyer of Worlds by Lady FoxFire reviews
Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
How To Get Rid Of Malfoy by citcat299 reviews
Harry's educational guide to getting rid of Malfoy. [ be afraid...be very afraid] please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rogue Program by JA Baker reviews
Neo meets a stranger in the Matrix...
Crossover - Matrix & Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Neo - Complete
Potter's Revenge by Lady FoxFire reviews
short story Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 326 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Sometimes a Boomstick is Just a Boomstick. by Tumbleweed reviews
My first foray into Evil Dead fanfiction. Ash, being the whacked out guy he is, goes to a psychatrist. Naturally, Chaos Ensues. Forgive me, as I don't really know much about psychology, so I just made stuff up to be funny in places. :) Read and review, pl
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/25/2002
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Yardwork featuring Heero Yui by DB Sommer reviews
A humorous look at how Heero copes with married life in the 'Burbs
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Heero Y. - Complete
The Soul of a Machine by Jason M. Lee reviews
If Wing Zero had a soul, how would it be?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001 - Complete
Who Let the Goa'uld out by Bob Regent reviews
Songfic- SG-1's take on the baha men song
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2001 - J. O'Neill - Complete