The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.

When Ron finally moves on from Hermione, she is free to pursue the man she's been fascinated by since fourth year. Transferring to Romania to work alongside Charlie Weasley in Dragonsmeade, Hermione is in for a learning curve regarding three things. The true heat of dragon fire, the burning hatred of a lover scorned, and the slow, smouldering incineration of a man's love.

"His face contorted with a mixture of rage, indecision, and determination. Hermione did not care, she ran all the way up to him before flinging herself in his arms, wrapping her arms and legs tightly around him—she would never let go." A Hermione get's obliviated, Draco defects story.

So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

Draco and Hermione have a standing hang out on the first Thursday of every month. In the midst of all this time together, what will happen when they develop more than friendly feelings for each other? Can they overcome the odds stacked against them? Please take heed of the rating - this story earns its MA. Language and sexual content ahead! Turns out Hermione has a dirty mouth!

Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*

Leah Clearwater considers herself a lost soul and happiness a lost cause. Will community service with the new youth pastor show her that even she deserves a second chance?

Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH

The most unusual POV from Saving Bella. Just a sideshot as everyone is leaving for the summer at the end of Saving Bella. I think it's adorable!

Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH For the Parkaward Contest

On Saturday 14th September 2002 Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are getting married. They're just not getting married to each other . . . . *NOW COMPLETE*

Bella gets one heck of a surprise one night when an unexpected visitor returns to her life.

The Romeo Chronicles. Halloween, Christmas and Valentine's Day. ExB, all human. Lots of cussing and sex. Enjoy.

Returning to her hometown after college, Bella is thrilled to be reunited with her friends Alice and Jordan. What she doesn’t expect is the undeniable attraction that she feels for Jordan’s husband Edward. When lines blur, friendships are tested.ExB AH

Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.

Entry for the "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy" contest. "Knowing that Bella would never be mine nearly destroyed me and I realized that if I wanted any chance at a future where I wasn't pining for her, then I needed to leave."

Listening to Jasper tease Edward about 'finally having a female on top of him' and hearing Edward's hissed reply from underneath my bed was more than I could take. "I've heard of monsters under the bed, but this is just ridiculous." AU, Bella x Peter

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

Mickey takes a blow to the head and has to have surgery. But when he wakes up, how much can he remember? Ian/Mickey fanfic

AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.

"Can you come over? My hand's stuck in the toilet." An entry for the "Remember When This Was Fun" contest!

On his way to propose to long-time girl friend Tanya, Edward witnesses a horrific hit and run car accident. The driver's plea changes everything for Edward. "Please, don't leave me." How can he possibly abandon the unconscious beauty? AH/AU B/E

"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

Edward is married to Bella, but his friendship with his sister in law, Leah, is skirting the line. TwiKinkFest fic. AH, Cheating and smut.

After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J

Bella meets Edward while she is a child, and Edward becomes her best friend. When Bella’s life is in danger, Edward is forced to leave to prevent her death. Edward returns later, but Bella has forgotten him. What the mind forgets, the heart remembers.

Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.

Edward reminisces about how lucky he is to have Bella and James, as he plans their third anniversary

A chance encounter, a failing grade, an unexpected tutor. Leah Clearwater's summer just got interesting. **Third Place Winner in the 'Wanna Be A Hardcore Nerdward Contest'.**

Set in NM. Jacob is the last straw - Bella leaves Forks. Victoria finally makes her move. Tortured, broken and dying, Bella is left to meet her end, but instead finds her salvation. Gravity does strange things and pulls odd people together. Lem/Lang.

Drenched: A Song in 36 verses. Here comes the rain again / falling from the stars / drenched in my pain again / becoming who we are. AH / Slash

What was the real story behind Jasper's almost-attack on Bella at the birthday party? And what does it have to do with a mysterious history project? Bella & Jasper eventually, with plenty of Darkward thrown in for good measure. M for language.

Bella meets the big man on campus, Emmett Cullen. He is smitten with her, but she is drawn to his disturbed brother. She can have the golden boy, or try to make a relationship work with someone incapable of giving her what she needs. All human.

Won runner-up and Judges' Choice in the "Devil's in the Details contest." Bella's a free woman, and Peter's a free man. Oh, and look, there's a free bathroom stall… But 'Fate' gives them a chance for more than a mile-high minute. O/s. AH. Lem/Lang.

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw him. He was standing on top of an elephant, of all places. What could have possibly possessed a vampire to join the circus? And just how big is his disco stick? I simply had to know. My 'Devils In The Details' Entry

FANFIC OF WIDE AWAKE BY ANGSTGODDESS003. On the 9th day away from Bella, Edward gives in and eats a bag of cookies. To salvage the routine he desperately clings to, he attempts to bake himself a batch. EPOV. M for lang. It's WA's Edward. So.. yeah.

A lonely introverted Bella works and attends school, but at night, well, she's a different person all together until Jasper rides into her world. He's no white knight in shining armour but he may be just what she needs. AUH. Rated M.

When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]

Bella, adopted by the Cullens as an infant, has grown into an integral part of their family. When she disappears one afternoon, they desperately retrieve her. But something is amiss and everything is changing. Ed x Bel x Jas. M for later chapters.

Tasty little one-shot with Bella answering the phone. Bella/? until the end.

The pull of soul mates cannot be ignored. Jasper and Bella find themselves caught in a wirlwind of memories from past lives, as a dark threat starts closing in. If there's one thing they've learned over the centuries, it's this: True love never dies.

Winner of the Loving Bellsper Contest! A promise is kept, a façade is cracked and baby seals are saved. A romantic love story... kind of.

8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/Bella

Jasper is Bella's sex-dummy… and he does not mind in the least. Shameless Jasper/Bella smut and proud of it!

Relationships don't exist in this world. Are Edward and Jasper strong enough to overcome the odds, or will they just become another statistic? AH/Slash ExJ. Rated M for sexy times.

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.

This is JPOV of "Finding Relief" and beyond, so you should read that first. Bella meets Jazz under peculiar circumstances and they form a strange relationship. All human. CAUTION: Lemon and mature themes. Rated M for sexy times

Reverted back to a o/s for the time being, my apologies but I just don't have the time for a multi chap FF. Maybe one day folks! Will push out a few smutty o/s to compensate. Dirty, adult things within! Consider yourself warned kids.

Third instalment of the Deadly Sins series. Bella gains a new power that turns her lives - past and present - upside down. Can she survive, after Edward has left and her love is jeopardized, when war approaches? Rated M for very sensitive subjects that could be a trigger for some

When Jasper and Edward find themselves out of luck in adopting a child, Jasper decides it is time to try a new route. What sacrifices will this couple make to become parents? Can Bella make their dream come true? Written for FGB auction.JxE,J/E/B

From the moment they first met, he was always leaving her. In a moment of crisis, Bella reflects on her life and marriage to an Army man. An entry for the "For the Love of Jasper" contest.

Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

Nothing is as it seems in the Cullen household. Jasper knows what he wants and will do anything to get it. Winner of the Death By Darksper contest.

Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.

The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E

As a photographer, many beautiful things cross Bella's path, but none so captivating as him. Despite all her efforts to distance herself, they just keep getting closer & their attraction grows. One afternoon in her darkroom changes everything.

Man or woman, friend or lover. When you don't put a label on it, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, because when it comes down to it the only real difference is an X or Y. Edward/Bella/Jasper O/s.

Following a slip-up in his diet, Jasper returns to school after six weeks to regulate his control around humans. However, an encounter with the new student Bella Swan leaves Jasper truly questioning his vegetarian lifestyle. Full Summary inside Jasper POV

Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS

It has been two years since Edward left Bella in the forest. Now, everything is about to change...

Jasper is in the hospital after a tractor accident. He is ticked to find out that he has to share a room. Who is the beautiful pregnant woman and why is she all alone? He has to find out. AH/OOC - One Shot

Now that Bella is awake and can't remember her and Jasper together. What will he do to help her see that they love each other? Rated M for language and lemons at the end. AH/Bella/Jasper Edward/Rose Emmett/Alice Sequel to Two Weeks

This will be a series/set of prequels to The Trip Home. Right now I believe they will only cover Edward and Jasper's time together, so I'll label this slash. These will be covering the story of how they fell in love, pre-Bella. Adult, lemons, slash!

Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.

When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.

It's been five years since Edward left Bella in the forest. She has almost recovered fully from that night, but when someone re-enters her life unexpectedly, will memories come flooding back causing pain or help her move on once and for all?

Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.

One-shot for Ninapolitan's Smut Mondays. Best friends Jasper and Bella are having a bad day. Bad day leads to drinking. Drinking leads to dancing. Dancing leads to a kiss on the neck. A kiss on the neck leads to...lemony fun! AH

The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?

James wasn't always evil. What made him this way? How did he know Alice? Maybe he didn't always hate her...maybe he loved her. My take on what their history might have been. Don't worry, I didn't break up Jaz/Alice.

After Jasper slips up again, Carlisle decides that Jasper and Alice must leave. Jasper learns that when he offers to do anything to earn Carlisle's forgiveness, he'd best mean anything. Slash and femslash.

Claire's mom took their family away shortly after finding out about Quil. The implications of a broken imprint are far reaching and can impact you - body and soul. The bond is deeper than anyone ever realized.

Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.

These are several chapters of my story, Golden Moon, told from Jasper's POV. The chapters will not make sense if you haven't read Golden Moon. Rating for language and adult themes - not lemons.

When Bella, Rosalie, and Alice decide to spend their summer as interns at Disney World they meet Edward, Emmett, and Jasper, one of whom assumes a very interesting alter ego. Hilarity and naughtiness ensue in the land of the mouse. Rating for future.

Can I kiss you?" Like he needed to ask. "I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much." I whispered stopping my assault to the side of his face. He froze as if suddenly realizing that Mike existed. I nibbled on his ear. "But I know I would." Lemon

Bella thinks she's alone in the house. She was wrong. A mildly lemony one-shot for my favorite fans!

Edward and Rosalie are biological siblings that got seperated and turned seperatly. When Rosalie finds out that Edwards still alive she and her best friend, Bella go to try and find him. ExB, RxEM, AxJ, Rated M for later chapters. Suck at summaries! Sorry

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.

Twins Ansel and Allegra live very different lives. Ansel lives in Forks, eagerly anticipating the day he will become a werewolf. Allegra lives in Volterra, loving the life of a Volturi guard member. The problem is, they have no idea they're related.

Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.

One day all the flirting got to me and after a comment about how he’d make me scream until my voice gave out I accused Jasper of being all talk and no action.

Makeup, Picnics, and Secret Spy Princesses? Emmett and Axelle get into quite a bit of mischief! The long awaited Emmett/Axelle one shots!

Bella, Jasper, cheap vodka and a night out. Will two good friends become something much, much more? ALL HUMAN

There’s more than meets the eye about a girl Alice meets when she moves into her new dorm room. Sometimes you have to look below the surface to really understand someone. Alice/Bella. All Human. OOC.

Jasper and Bella enjoy some time alone during a party. Rated M **lemons**

Something happened to Jasper when the Cullen left in new moon. The only one he can now trust is Bella, and they both learn how to live their lives again. Ok so I am bad at summaries but please read.

Can Edward's recently repaired heart mend Bella's broken one? BxE, RxEm, AxJ, AH, OOC.

It's really hot out, and Bella takes a dip to cool down, a la naturale. Edward has no choice but to join. One-shot lemony zest, vampireEdward.

Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU

Emmett celebrates his favorite holiday. Honorable mention in the Nov-Dec Novel Novice Twilight challenge.

FULL SUMMARY ON THE 1ST CHAPTER. Set in New Moon when Edward leaves, Bella befriends a new vampire. But what will Edward's reaction be when he returns to protect Bella from the danger she's about to face?Lots of drama!Better than it sounds, i promise!lol

The title tells you everything. Also instead of expanding on this list I am going to make a list of things each Cullen cant do. Ex: Edward is not allowed to, Alice is not allowed to, ect.

Set straight after Bella's change. Jasper helps Bella adjust to newborn life and feelings begin to develop. But what happens to the future, when the past collides with the present in a violent clash? Rated M for later chapters JasperxBella *Now Complete*

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!

Set in New Moon after they leave Italy... Bella can't see that Edward still loves her, she runs away from Forks. She is heartbroken and lost. How can Edward find her and prove his love to her? Will she believe him?

Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.