Hi, im a teen who lives in seattle washington. I like to read books, run, swim, play tennis, and camp. I have a slight obsession with fishkeeping, chinchillas, invader zim, and drawing/writing. My invented characters are just random ideas of mine which normally come just before i fall asleep and while im day dreaming. I have a dog and an aquarium and i write fanfics just before i go to bed to calm down my brain. I hope you enjoy my stories and review (:

now, randomness:

Why is it that people are soo afraid of pitbulls when coconuts kill more than 50 times more people each year than pitbulls. provoked dogs kill 3 people or less, when coconuts kill over 150. You dont have to do anything to be killed by a coconut, when youve gotta piss off a already scared and untrusting abused dog for it to attack you. Post this on your profile if you like all dogs.

Notice how people say things just to get more money and seem nice?:

Like dentists who say "brush your teeth!"

but they don't mean it

Or doctors saying "get better soon" or "eat healthy"

of course they dont mean it.

And customer service people that "have a nice day!"

You know they dont mean it.

You never see a church with free wifi, i guess they dont want to compete with an invisile force that actually works.

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Zims base, the Massive, or the rave gir was at in Saucer Morons

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Tallest Red!

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: GIR!

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: mortos der soulstealer. I hated that episode. Also keef. And professor membrane.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: backseat drivers from beyond the stars

6. Your Favorite IZ Character(s)?

My Answer: The Almighty Tallest, Gir, Zim

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: red.

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: I'd make an ally with him

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: i have no idea, but gir does seem like he likes to party. Probably him.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: GIR or Zim

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: Zim/Gaz, Dib/Tak, Zim/Tak, Purple/Gaz, and GIR/MIMI

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: id eat some irken doughnuts and soda. And sit on those chairs on the control deck. They look comfy.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Chasing bigfoot with Dib, or going to a rave with GIR

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: Tak: "The great thing about your people is, Dib, is that they don't see a plan for world conquest! All they see is another faceless corporate venture."

Dib: "Wait, is there really a difference?"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: When he says to Dib while opening the portal back to the real world "There, that should be wide enough." "What about me? How do I get back?" "Good question. Too bad I really dont care!"

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: When he says "Sorry I'm late, horrible nightmare visions!" and ms. Bitters says "Its called life Dib. Sit down." -- halloween spectacular of spooky doom

"My heads not big! Why does everybody say that?"

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: When they pretend to be puppets and then the Purple puppet's head falls off and "Hey look! Someones makin' donuts!"

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: "Yay! We're DOOMED!" --Bad, bad rubber piggy and the Doom Song and "Whys his head so big?" Why is his head so big?"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

When GIR and Zim are sitting on the couch and Zims like "Whatcha watchin'?" and GIR says "Angry Monkey" and Zim says "That horrible monkey."

And "I leave you to your-" "Picka moosey fate, say moosey fate." "Your moosey fate." "hehehehehe."

My Answer:

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

A white man and black man were in a bus. The white man told the black man, "Colored people are not allowed." The black man turned around and stood up. He theAn said: "Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

OOPS -- owners of pet skunks. Lol

Knowldege is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

40% of women have hurled footwear at men.

Almighty Tallest Red: So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet... tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? How can anything tall be dumb?
Almighty Tallest Purple: [With his mouth full] Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?
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You say Martians. We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack. We say PAK.

You say uprising. We say RESISTY!

You say stupid. We say "advanced."

You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly. We say big head.

You say "The Song that Never Ends." We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot. We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"

You say, "Listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY carefully!" We say, "Whut?"

You say UFO. We say Voot Cruiser.

You say, "WE'RE DOOMED!!!" We say, "YAAAAYYY!!!"

You say bumblebee. We say EVIL DEATH BEE.

You say police car. We say, "PATHETIC! PATHETIC EARTH VEHICLE!!!"

You say Domino's. We say Bloaty's.

You say McDonalds. We say McMeaties.

You say School. We say Skool.

You say, "Hey, guys! GUYS!" We say, ""My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My, my-my Tallest! My Ta-a-a-l-lest! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here, my Tallest! MY TALLEST! Hey, it's me! LOOK AT ME! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest?"

You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your a democrat, post this on you profile.

Is god willing to prevent evil, but not able?

Then he is not omnipotent

Is he able, but not willing?

Then he is not malevolent

Is he willing and able?

Then why does evil exist?

Is he neither willing nor able?

Then why call him god?