Akari Tsukiakari
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Joined 06-08-09, id: 1962704, Profile Updated: 03-20-10

NOTE: In Japan, preparing a bento box is an act of love. Bento made especially as a romantic gesture is called aiso bento. (I put this here so I can remember it.. I didn't know that preparing a bento box is an act of love.. Awwww that is so sweet!)

Story Quotes:

Neji,

How long are we going to live? Isn't it reasonable to say that we might not even make it past twenty-five years of age, considering the amount of missions we have and the dangers of each one? Missions aside, who's to say another war won't erupt? How do we know that we'll continue on into old age?

We don't. We just don't.

Don't love me now, you say. You don't understand the impossibility of your words. You see, I can love you only now. The present is all we have. Our future is nonexistent.

We grew up too fast, Neji. We were killing other people at fifteen, and telling each other unknown feelings at sixteen. And now, at nineteen, we are living the lives of middle-aged men and women.

This is why I can't stop loving you now, Neji. If I stop loving you now, then I'll never love you again. I'll be dead before that.

So Neji, love me now, just as I will love you now.

-Tenten

Tenten,

I read your note every night for a month while on this mission. Still, you don't seem to understand.

Someone helped her to her feet, led her to a chair, and explained that he would be going into immediate surgery.

I love you. What I said that night would never change that fact.

Another man rushed into the room, yelling for assistance. A lung had collapsed.

I couldn't take you that night, Tenten. Not because I don't love you, not because you did something wrong. But because I am a fool.

The door to the ER was left open, and she could see the medical-nin surrounding the table. She slipped inside, caught a glimpse of him, and nearly broke down again.

I thought you would break afterwards. And that if I were to die on this mission, you would fall apart. Now, after all this time, I finally realized that I am the weak-hearted.

Someone shouted at her, yelled for her to get out of the room. Someone else tried to pull her away, but she pushed and kicked and screamed. His head lolled to the side, and their eyes locked on one another. Blood was everywhere, even his lips as they curved up at her.

So, you were right all along, Tenten. Except, on one thing.

A low beeping filled her ears, steady as a drum. The man that was holding on to her let go.

We have a future, Tenten. So I will love you now, next week, next month, next year, next millennium…

His face turned towards her. She smiled and wiped at her eyes.

And hopefully…Forever.

--Neji - Untouched by MakeYouSmile, this is so amazing... I especially love the part of Neji's letter that says "We have a future, Tenten. So I will love you now, next week, next month, next year, next millennium... And hopefully...Forever."

A spark of inspiration hits me. That’s it! “Endless rain!”

“Pardon?”

“Stop talking, I have a poem!” I hold up a finger and take a deep breath.

“This endless rain,

It falls so confidently,

Like how I’ll never be.

It falls for a reason.

Why? Is it me?

Am I still falling,

Like how this endless rain

Falls forever?” -Tenten, Early Bird get the Word by: maravelous

“I’ll just blow you a kiss.”

“Blow me a kiss?”

“Yes, so no matter how far you go for your mission, I’ll still be able to kiss you.” He chuckled as she puckered her lips humorously at him. “And let you know how much I love you.”

“Hn.” He gave her a peck on the lips before smiling, “Let’s see if it works.” -Untouched by: MakeYouSmile

"Afternoon, Shiro-chan! Long time no see!" the dark haired girl chirped, beaming up at him with a cheerful smile.

"It's Captain Hitsugaya!" He corrected, though he knew it was in vain. "And I've been busy finishing all of the paperwork for the Tenth Division," he said, emphasizing the fact that Matsumoto had not been of much help to him. They looked at each other for a few seconds. Tōshirō set down the stack of paper that represented about an hour of his hectic morning and prepared to leave, when he noticed Momo's left hand. It was bandaged.

"Momo…"

"Mm-hm?"

Her eyes were wide as she looked up at him innocently, while his narrowed in suspicion. "What happened to your hand?"

"Oh, that! You see, I was bored earlier today, so I went to the Eleventh Division to see Yachiru. Zaraki-taicho was there too, and he looked as bored as me, so I offered a little friendly sparring match-" Momo was abruptly cut off by Tōshirō choking on his own spit.

"You did what?!" He gasped, his face a mask of perfect horror.

"Don't worry, he said no. He told me that maybe he would be willing to spar after I achieve Bankai. Anyway, I while I was heading back, I accidentally walked into a fight between two Eleventh Division members, and as the superior officer, I was forced to break it up-"

"Hinamori!"

"That was easy- even seated members of the Eleventh have to respect a lieutenant. But I was so distracted by that that I didn't look where I was going and fell down the stairs-"

"What were you-"

"Luckily enough, I only got a few scrapes and bruises, but by the time I made it to my office, I was limping a little and didn't pay attention, and I accidentally shut the door on my hand," Momo finished. Tōshirō looked stricken.

"I didn't want to bother the Fourth Division over something as small as a fracture, so- Hitsugaya-kun…?"

"You broke it? That's it, Hinamori! From now on, you are not going within a mile of the Eleventh division without a chaperone from the Fourth to go with you, and all doors in the Fifth Division have to be chained open! And for God's sake, use the elevator!"

"But there are no elevators in the Seireitei."

"Well I'm fixing that right now!" The white haired boy fumed. Momo stared blankly at him for a while. -Overreaction by: bandgeek9

1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? Russia

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Billy's - Eclipse by Stephanie Meyer

3. What can you hear right now? My sister chewing pizza

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Hello sister!!

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? The Future is Wild

6. Type your name with your elbow. zAkjartfik t5swukikaaklas5r4i

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? the wall

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? what's warriors?

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was typing in the search bar on youtube

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? slslekeaa

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, TheOtaku Akatsuki, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke,Sakura Uchiha123, MoonlightSpirit, Mangalover31993, Akari Tsukiakari

If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke,Sakura Uchiha123, MoonlightSpirit, Akari Tsukiakari

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, ToraHimeSama, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke,Sakura Uchiha123, MoonlightSpirit, Akari Tsukiakari

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy this to your pro. NEJI-KUN~!!

Paste this on your page if you are a TRUE NARUTO FAN!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, Lara The Dark Angel, MoonlightSpirit, Akari Tsukiakari

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / Akari Tsukiakari

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. (LONG LIVE PLUTO!)

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

RULES: (for another iPod shuffle thing)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Papercut by Linkin Park

2.How would you describe yourself?
Losing My Touch by Toby Keith

3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
Mannequin by Katy Perry sweatdrop

4. How do you feel today?
Go With Her by Toby Keith

5. What is your life's purpose?
Pushing Me Away by Linkin Park

6. What is your motto?
Too far this rime by Toby Keith (What's with all the Toby Keith? I hardly listen to his music)

7. What do your friends think of you?
Love Story by Taylor Swift (okay that's REALLY weird! are we sure this isn't number 3)

8. What do you think of your parents?
Numb by Linkin Park

9. What do you think about very often?
One of the Boys by Katy Perry

10. What is 2 + 2?
Last Cigarette by Bon Jovi

11. What do you think of your best friend?
From the Inside by Linkin Park

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Come on get Higher by Matt Nathanson

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:
I Am by Bon Jovi

Birth:
Whispers in the Dark by Skillet

First day at school:
Riot by Three Days Grace (lol XD that'd be an interesting first day of school!!)

Falling in Love:
It Ends Tonight by The All-American Rejects (ummm wouldn't that sorta be the opposite...)

Fight Song:
Thinking of You by Katy Perry (sweatdrop I don't think I would be fighting to this song...)

Breaking Up:
Over and Over by Three Days Grace (uhhh don't you think that this song and It ends tonight should kinda be switched?)

Prom:
Bad Influence by Pink (lol)

Life:
Bella's Lullaby from the Twilight Soundtrack

Mental Breakdown:
Protecting Me by Aly & AJ

Driving:
Who's Your Daddy? by Toby Keith

Flashback:
When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls

Wedding:
I'm Just Talkin' About Tonight by Toby Keith (uhhhh isn't marriage like LIFELONG)

Birth Of Child:
Do you believe in Magic by Aly & AJ

INTERMISSION

Final Battle:
Me Against the World by Simple Plan (Hey! It fits!!)

Death Scene:
Taking over Me by Evanescence (hmmm i guess it kinda works... a little)

Funeral:
Freak Out by Avril Lavigne (well I would want people to let it go and not be sad...)

End Credits:
What I've Done by Linkin Park

Trust me, This REALLY WORKS!! PASS IT ON!!

LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Neji
2. Tenten
3. Naruto
4. Shikamaru
5. Temari
6. Gaara
7. Hinata
8. Itachi
9. Iruka
10. Lee

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Uhhh O.O... N-neji... do you... uh... need something?? Ummmm... uhhh...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Ahhh!! Naruto you pervert!! punches then hides Get out of here!! I'm showering!!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
... that's creepy Shika... well you both have the same hair... but it's still creepy... Wait until I tell Temari 'bout this!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Oh! That's a surprise! But thanks Temari!! :D

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Ummm Gaara how'd you get th- OH CRAP!! GAARA WAKE UP!! WAAAAAAAAAAKE UPPPPP!! YOU CAN'T SLEEP!! WAKE UP!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
...I guess that's cool... other than the fact that she's a Hyuga and if she was a part of my family that would mean I'm a Hyuga and... NONONONONONONONONO!! I'M NOT A HYUGA!! I love Neji so I'm not a Hyuga!! So wait does that mean Hinata's not actually a Hyuga! O.o

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Itachi! How the heck did you manage that!! You shouldn't be in the hospital! Normally you put other people in the hospital!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Iruka would never do that! He's to nice and kindhearted!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
.. sniff Lee... that's sooooo not like you sniffsniff ... cries

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
He'd do anything and everything to keep me safe before he went after them

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
Help me get to the hospital duh!

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Hmm... probably something like.. a coupon for one free bowl of ramen or something

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Come up with a smart strategy to get everyone out of the house safely! :D

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
She's probably one of the people making me do it!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
In my world, he'd get extremely jealous, crash the wedding, kill Lee, and then marry me himself! :D

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
She'd be all comforting and older-sister-like then she'd sneakily tell me that Neji's single! ;P (though he should be with Tenten!!)

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
He'd cheer me on and tell me about how I can do it if I just believe in myself! Then he'd take me out to ramen! :D

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
He'd probably get really confused because he couldn't figure out why I was laughing, when I'm probably laughing at him in the first place!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Ummm blush... Well he's hot, and he's... it's kinda hard to explain... he's just... absolutely amazing in every single way... even his flaws are perfect to me... sigh

Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Ummm Tenten, I know you love Neji not Iruka so stop trying to make me think otherwise!!

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
Ummm I couldn't exactly meet his parents... he hasn't even met his parents... and Hinata would kill me first!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Shika... loves... Iruka... O.O ... never gonna happen that's all there is to it...

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
AHHHH NONONONONONONONO THEY'RE BROTHER AND SISTER!! THEY WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER KISS!!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
I'd yell at him even though he'd kill me.. D:

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Hinata's either wondering who cut my hair, or she thinks it looks good

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Itachi, you're hot... okay you could get a girl if you wanted one... m'kay so do we have this clear.. You're hot, now go get a girl!!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
Awww... It's like Iruka to be that shy... so cute... IRUKA I LOVE YOU TOO!!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET AWAY FROM MY NEJI-KUN!!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
That Shika is beating the crap out of Naruto at Shogi!!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
NEVER!!

Would 2 trust 5?
Hmmm.. probably.. depends what about

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Lee goes into a speech about how it is unyouthful to do such things and Shika would fall asleep

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Uhhh... I don't know... Ninjutsu... or ummmm Sports!!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Uh... I don't think Gaara would really care, so Naruto would make ramen!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
BABYSITTING!! I don't know.. they're both the kind and caring type. I think they'd be good at it!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
No probably not.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
I don't think Gaara would really care, or stick around while Iruka sketched

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Ummm... I don't know... Uh OH! Iruka is telling Lee about Naruto's sexy no jutsu! ;P

2 sent a message to her Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
Iruka would tease Neji and Tenten about them being together but wouldn't tell anybody

5 and 6 did a workout together?
meh. I guess it can't be that abnormal. they are on the same team and they are brother sister.

6 noticed he wasn't invited to your birthday?
Gaara!! I did to invite you!! The message probably got lost on it's way to the sand village!

7 won the lottery?
She probably wouldn't think she needed it and she'd give it to everyone in equal shares, or donate it to some charity :D

8 had quite a big secret?
Well duh! Itachi is full of secrets!

9 became a singer?
Wow! Iruka's a singer! Cool!!

10 has a daughter?
Lee has a daughter!?

What would 1 think of 2?
That she's completely amazing and mesmerizing and he'd wish he could be more like her, with her free and happy spirit... In other words he totally loves her!!

How would 3 greet 4?
Naruto: Hey Shikamaru! Shika: Hi.

What would 4 envy about 5?
umm... don't know... but I know he totally loves her!

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Ummm... she'd have a nightmare that Gaara fell asleep one day and killed them all!! D:

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
ummmm... wow... that's a tough one... ummmm... okay I can't come up with anything but... NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Ummm... that he tries to kidnap Naruto.

Where would 8 meet 9?
Umm.. in battle...?

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
I don't know...

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Lee would be scared of Neji if Lee kissed Neji, like in that one question. Or if Lee kissed Tenten! Neji would be so pissed!!

Is 3 Gay?
No! Of course not! DOWN WITH YAIO!!

How do you feel right now?
meh.. shrug... how does this question have to do with the number thing?

Well this just wasted 10 minutes of your life...
Yeah, probably did. But it was fun!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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When life gives you lemons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it. - Anonymous

People who put up walls don't put them up to try to keep you out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down. - Anonymous

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she realized the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just 20 minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the lord for safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything he could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious why the man had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, " Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people who read this wont repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

P.S: God is always there and loves you know matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

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Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out . I LOVE ROXAS!! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you have a laughing fit for no reason, and then stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can say every single line in Final Fantasy X right before and in the exact same tone as the person speaking. Crazy is when you get so hyper you start laughing stupidly and then slap yourself in the face. Crazy is when you can take a rock and relate it to Neji Hyuga. (I freakin' looooove Neji!! he's from naruto) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste in your profile and add your name: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, Tonni88, Akari Tsukiakari


If you are 110 percent OBSESSED with NejiTen and you think about them every second of the day praying for them to get together, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, Tonni88, Akari Tsukiakari

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!
Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, xNejitenx, anthropomorphichybrid;Wulfeh, Tonni88, Akari Tsukiakari

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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you can raed this psas it on !!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say NIGHTWISH
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say Im DIFFERENT
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

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Revenge is sweet by NightmarexMockingbird reviews
Tenten and me were only playing around, honest! We didn't think that our video of us making fun of the school's hottest guys was going to get posted on the school's website! We didn't know that they'd be offended, either! Guess this means war. BRING IT ON
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sakura H., Tenten
One shots: Neji and Tenten by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 248,173 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Arrancar Dreamtime by Sparen reviews
Based off of "The Dream Machine," Szayel has invented a dream recording device. Come and find out what happens to everyone! Rated T for suggestive themes. Hueco Mundo and Seireitei. Please Rate & Review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Mayuri K.
Storm by Clio S.S reviews
A kind of alternative to "Rain". Grimmjow spends his days in the closet, Ichigo keeps smiling at him, and at least one of them feels it's not right. Living with a cat may be a challenge, but what about living with walking perfection?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sick Little Games by grimmjow'svitaminwater reviews
It will never matter in this life what you do; you were just a speck of dust floating in time. In this life, I am a pawn. I play these sick little games. I am hollow inside. Even something hollow, though, can be filled in time. Grimmjow/OC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Grimmjow J.
Are You Cold? by Nitroid reviews
Grimmjow arrives home from a mission to find Ichigo bound and gagged on his bed. Embarrassment and confusion ensues. Oneshot, fluff.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Say Cheese by SasuNaruforeva reviews
Ichigo can't get anything done with a certain espada around, especially when said espada finds a camera. Oh the horror. Technologically challenged Grimmjow. Grimmichi GrimmjowXIchigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Fine Line Between Love and Hate by animehostess reviews
I didn't believe in serious relationships. Past boyfriends were kind of proof of that. But, when my best friend gets in a serious relationship with a guy she met online, can I control my feelings for his hot brooding, bastard of a best friend? Nejitenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,428 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
That's A Good Kitty by Emmxstarlight reviews
Just had to write this after I learned something about cats I didn't know before. I apologize for the overuse of their names.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
To Break An Arrancar by Shatteredsand reviews
Aizen is building an army and only the strongest are allowed entrance into its ranks. But what determines strength? Waiting on the other side of the Hōgyoku is more than anyone could have imagined. Arrancar aren't born, they're broken.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
If I Were A Pokemon by CrashCourse777 reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow, both hated adversaries, are pitted against each other in a heated battle not-so-much against their will, so why are Orihime and Aizen shouting attack commands from above? And just what does Gin have up his sleeve?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
They Saw Me by YoulookbetterwhenI'mdrunk reviews
Grimmjows thoughts. First Fanfic so please review and please give me ways to improve!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Across the Room by Reni-Chan reviews
He hadn't thought they would ever meet again, and that thought consoled him. But there she was on the other side of the room, completely out of his reach. very short one-shot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Chihiro Meets Cherry by K-chanLovesAnimeXD reviews
Chihiro is looking for Gin Ichimaru for help when she comes across an adorable white fox. What happens? TheDrunkenWerewolf owns Cherry, I just got permission to do this. GrimmxOC GinxOC friendship.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Day my King became a Prince by Darkrose9994
A story i wrote for a friend of mine. the story is about Grimmjow, Aoi, and Kirei and a little surprise they all wake up to...what is that funny, cute surprise. well i guess you gonna have to read. btw i don't own bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,004 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Akatsuki Espada Alliance by OneWingedButterfly reviews
Read if you like Naruto and Bleach. Aizen's dead so the Espada join with the Akatsuki. What kind of chaos happens with this? Read to find out. Warning: Crack randomness. And Oro's a pedo. Who is the father of Loly's child anyway? o.O
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Pain/Pein, C. Stark
All We Are by Victoria LeRoux reviews
He fights for fun, and doesn't mind the fact that his sword is stained with blood. But by God, he doesn't want to be a monster.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Natural Friendship by zippyfairy reviews
A short little story about what Ichigo and Grimmjow might've been thinking of during their fight. not nearly as good as it could be. Sorry, I was feeling rushed ;
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Hypothetically by lillialyce reviews
Oneshot. After Ulquiorra says something completely outrageous, all Grimmjow can do is deny, deny, deny.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
My Other Day Job by dramamelon reviews
Who needs medieval torture devices when there's paperwork to be done?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Grimmjow J., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Tear by ophelia-overdose reviews
AU!UlquiGrimm Girl!Ulqui
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Close Enough by dramamelon
Strong. Defiant. Confident. Repeat ad nauseam. If he does it enough, maybe he might believe it again.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Everybody knows by c.cristina reviews
/Complete/ "It was all in vain..." Grimmjow's thoughts. Songfic, kind of... Song: "You're gone, everybody knows that " by Fingertips. Inspired by Chapter 396, page 20. GrimmUlqui hinted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Hollow's Daily Routine by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
One Minute He's Demanding to Be King, The Next, He's Questioning the Kings Sexuality, What's a typical saturday like with Ichigo and his hollow? NOT YOAI NOT ICHIHICI, Implied Ichiruki, Implied RenjiMatsumoto
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The movie on your eyelids by manjuria reviews
Hueco Mundo ceased to exist and Grimmjow doesn't have his place anymore, he looks for it in killing, wandering in the rain and in looking at people's window. Well, one window. Not that angsty, more "with atmosphere." Reflections and some slashy subtext.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Caramelldansen Craze! by xXxSnakebites reviews
On a boring afternoon, Grimmjow finds Ulquiorra doing something rather...strange. Will he be sucked ito it as well?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Replaced by Midnight Shadow Girl reviews
Grimmjow is not happy at the fact that he's been replaced by a cute, furry, little kitten. He will not accept this. GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Fun With Mister Insanity by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Dark Side of the Cookie by kadu ka reviews
Ichigo feared that in his worst nightmares Grimmjow would be there, screaming 'TEA, TEA, TEA' in the melody of Psycho. - mild crack-fic, T for language, oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Scream, You'll Help Me by Im-Not-Emo.That Much reviews
AU. So there I was, just standing all by myself, I wasn't annoying anyone. Sorry for all the spelling mistakes, but English is not my first language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The King of Kings by govener fink reviews
...Grimmjow Jeagerjaques was... He was King. The king of kings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
A night in Karakura town by four4six6eight8 reviews
Grimmjow goes to Karakura town one night. Rated T for turtles- I mean teen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Special Occasion by momoxtoshiro reviews
At long last, I present you with my 100th Fanfiction. Thank you all for your support these 5 years! Please enjoy my longly-supported and loved, original HitsuHina FLUFF! A special Fanfic for a very special couple and a very special occasion :3
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Close Your Eyes by Ulquiorrafangirl reviews
If you want happiness to last forever, all you have to do is keep your eyes shut.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Should I? by Two Forevers
the Sexta does not get nervous at the thought of pretty,human,girls! Well, not that he's willing to show anyway.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Text Messaging by Midnight Shadow Girl reviews
Grimmjow is curious about the meaning of text messaging when he got ahold of Ichigo's cellphone. What the hell does "LOL" mean?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Set Up by xXxWolvesInTheNightxXx reviews
Rangiku and Izuru are fed up with waiting for Toshiro and Momo to tell each other how they really feel so they make a plan...Will it work? Read to Find out.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - I. Kira, M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Series of a Kiss by wishes of falling stars reviews
As their relationship changes, so do their kisses- Innocence, Accidents, Passion, Healing, and then Something in Between- hitsuxhina
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Daycare by FinalFantasyFreak10 reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow are given an assignment to take care of a human baby for three weeks, until Aizen is given the ransom for the baby to be returned. It can't be too hard... Can it? T for Grimmy's colorful language. X3
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Toshiro Is My Butt Big by Walshy reviews
Momo is dared to ask Toshiro if her butt is big. She has a hard time saying it and Toshiro decided to tease her a bit. Please read and review! A one-shot fanfic, let’s hope Toshiro doesn’t mess this up. Re-edited and now re-uploaded.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
It's Not Safe To Wash Your Clothes In Los Noches by I Will Abandon Heaven For You reviews
This is a FanFic wrote about laundary in Los Noches. OC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Grimmjow J., S. Aizen - Complete
Man by Clio S.S reviews
Ichigo's family should be already accustomed to the fact he brings strange people home...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Valentine's Day by PsychoWrites reviews
Neji, did you happen to leave these flowers here?" "I have no idea what you're talking about Tenten."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Curiosity doesn't always kill the cat by Dru Havok reviews
Nel is knocked unconcious while Ichigo is trying to save Orihime and has a nightmare, well sort of, about the day she lost her "innocence" to Grimmjow. It's not perverted. Rated T for cursing and inuendos. Read and Review or I'll sick Nel on you. Spleeee!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Burning Winter by FenixPhoenix reviews
Forced to stay in a cabin and wait for a snowstorm to pass, Neji and Tenten discover how to keep each other warm. NejixTenten. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2010 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Bring Me Back to Life by Windup-Ragdoll reviews
Life is all about choices. Morals. Right and wrong. Too bad in death, these things don't really matter. GrimmjowXOC. Rated T for swearing and violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Bath Time by Moomoogirl1 reviews
HistsuHina: "You do realize that a fine lieutenant such as yourself is asking her superior if he can take a bath with her, right?” Rated T just to be safe. ONESHOT.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Experiments by JerichosPhantom reviews
Szayel wants to preform a little experiment. Grimmjow and Ulquiorra object. ONESHOT Rated T for language and slight flashback violence. NOT YAOI
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Overreaction by bandgeek9 reviews
Toshiro and Momo argue over the definition of a five-syllable word. HitsuHina if you want it that way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard by Featherz reviews
Grimmjow isn't quite as 'human' as some would like to believe.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Fan Mail by Aquamarine Columbine reviews
It's just a letter - how much trauma could it cause? The answer: more than you'd think - and the Espada are about to find this out the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Grimmjow J., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Meet Pantera by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
What happened? I couldn't resurrect anymore? Maybe I'm just tired from my other practice. I hear a laugh behind me...MY laugh. I turn to see who is behind me "P-P-P-Pantera! B-but how?" I blabber. The person standing across from me was me. More inside!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
User's Guide and Maintenance of Grimmjow by UnagiKeki reviews
So you've bought your interactive Grimmjow doll- now what? The intuitive guide for the keeping of your new feline friend.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Tousen K. - Complete
Hitsugaya's Birthday Surprise! by Blink182lover4life reviews
Hitsugaya is having the WORST b-day ever! until he gets locked in a room with our favorite lieutenant Momo Hinamori!ONESHOT!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Guardian Angel by Moomoogirl1 reviews
He tells her he's anything she wants him to be and the troubled girl decides that he is her guardian angel. She does not know he is her downfall. HitsuHina. Rated T for language and abuse. ONESHOT.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
All Cats Fear the Rain by hellomysweetheart reviews
Grimmjow's musings on the rain. Short, one-shot. Reviews, feedback, constructed criticism and whatnot are all accepted. c:
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Embellishment Embarrassment by Yemi Hikari reviews
Hitsugaya finds out that Hinamori blurted out some things she shouldn't have at one of the Female Shingami Society's meetings when they were watching a particular Anime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Life's Little Lessons by Shadow of Arashi reviews
Aizen decides it’s time to teach Grimmjow a lesson and to get his destructive tendencies under control, and settles on an unusual method to do so. Humor, implied Aizen/Grimmjow and general insanity. PLEASE read the warning inside.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Grimmjow J., S. Aizen - Complete
There and back again by moonlit peach forest reviews
Hinamori died during the war and Hitsugaya thinks that his world has ended.But when she appears in front of him as the new vice-captain of the 13th division he makes sure that he'll never lose her again. A HitsuxHina fanfic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,372 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Kurobara by CiRQU3 D3 MaGia reviews
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE REMAKE!Language and other contents
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Assumptions by thepurplepencil reviews
Matsumoto decides to eavesdrop on Hitsugaya and Hinamori one night. Are they doing what she thinks they're doing? Light and easy oneshot. Hitsu/Hina pairing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
The Unexpected Happening by SunshineGirl09 reviews
There are certain levels of anger that a person can acquire. There are the low levels you receive when you learn your favorite coffee shop closes down. And then there are the highly dangerous levels of fury, when your school mistakes your name as a guy's and rooms you with a cold, emotionless jerk, who is indifferent about the world. That's what we call a level of uncertainty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,400 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
SharpBladed Spirit by FenixPhoenix reviews
Knowing she has no other choice, Tenten accepts an S-Rank mission that entails her to get captured and tortured. But what happens when Neji finds out? Will he be able to reach her before it's too late? ::TentenxNeji:: ::slight, one-sided SaixTenten:: R&R. Finished & Revised!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,617 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - [Tenten, Neji H.] Ibiki M., Sai - Complete
That Damn Uniform by Eviltwin05 reviews
Momo won a contest to have her uniform altered! What will Toshiro think about it? Hitsuhina slight Rukia/Ichigo and Kenpachi/Yachiru Rated T for suggestive theme.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Untouched by MakeYouSmile reviews
Why are you doing this to me?" Tenten asked quietly. Neji did not give her the pleasure of responding. "After all that's happened, you're still standing in the same place." --A collection of Neji/Tenten shorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,417 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Catnip by Carcharias reviews
An accidental encounter with some catnip leaves Grimmjow horny and...submissive? Ichigo's definitely taking advantage of this new development. GrimmIchi Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Growth Spurt by Snowflakessy reviews
Hitsugaya Toushirou has grown up... fast... so fast that a small group of Shinigami discussed about it, wanting to know the tenth captain's secret...They didn't imagine the said taicho will overhear them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Like a watermelon by Snowflakessy reviews
You know what Shiro-chan? You're exactly like a watermelon." - "What? I look like a watermelon?" By a day spent with a watermelon and Hitsugaya, Hinamori seemed to make an analogy between these two.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
I Never Knew You Were a Poet, Neji by Supersnow reviews
A conversation, a man, a party, a friend, an argument, a mission and a wedding, all with poetry woven in between. "Some part of Neji is falling in love -- all parts of Tenten already have." NejiTen, LeeTen. Mentions NaruHina and ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Grown Up by AznVKai reviews
TWO SHOT - He's always sick and tired of being called or viewed as a child. It's time for Captain Hitsugaya to fight back and prove he's all grown up, starting with his childhood friend. HitsuHina - COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Carnival Day! by feronia.wings reviews
When Momo, Hitsugaya, Renji, Rukia, Matsumoto, Orihime, and Ichigo decide to go to the carnival together, you know trouble and hilarity are sure to be close behind! A little HitsuHina. Rated T for minor cursing and Matsumoto!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
It's not like I'm worried about you by Tea Cup Sheik reviews
Inspired by Gill's in game quote "Come by and see me every day so that I can see you. If you don't, it makes me think... Uh, it's nothing. I'm not worried at all." Just a fic about the way that Gill feels now about Akari, and how it got to that point.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Gill, Angela/Akari - Complete
I hate vampires, and that includes you Neji Hyuga! by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Tenten, a human hates everything about vampires. Enrolling in an all vampire school, she meets Neji, a full breed vampire. As always, she claims that she hates him just because he's a vampire. But, can she resist his charm, and his lust for her blood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Nosebleeds by turtlechick reviews
Tenten gets a nosebleed, and no, it's not from Neji. It could be later though. Nejiten, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Hidden in the Rain by Tallis-chan reviews
Oneshot - For those two, the pain and love will always have to be hidden in the rain. -NejiTen-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
First Impressions by Crimson Sakura Princess reviews
Men were all the same. Why couldn't one man prove that stereotype wrong? "Not Neji Hyuuga. Never that incompetent jerk." TenTen would definitely be proven wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Vampire Kisses by xMulticoloredx reviews
Whoever Said That Vampires Did Not Exist Was VERY Wrong. Whoever Said That A Human And Vampire Couldn't Have The Perfect Love Life Was The Smartest Person In The World.. NejixTen. AU! NOT ENTIRELY BASED ON TWILIGHT! Summary Changed. Chapter 4 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Tenten's Hair by Kupo-Maniac reviews
Surely Neji must know the rules about Tenten's hair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Protection by turtlechick reviews
This was going to be the hardest mission either of us had ever received; protecting two spoiled and immature high school girls. AU Nejiten, Shikatema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Eat Kitty, eat! by star-stickies reviews
Grimmjow is turned into a cat and is treated like crap by Ulquiorra. What does Grimmjow do to resolve the problem?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
i think i've fallen in love with my teacher by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
So there’s this really hot student teacher. All the boys love her. All the girls hate her. Is it okay for me to fall head over heels for her? Oh right, I guess I forgot to mention, she’s dating Sasuke Uchiha; captain of the football team. i have NO chance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,378 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Can't Help Falling In Love by momoxtoshiro reviews
When you are born, you are not just born already in love. There are many things you must do to be in love, and sometimes, you have just got to fall...HitsuHina Valentine's Day fic! Fluff!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Cat's Meow by Hanyou Hitokiri reviews
Grimmjow may talk a lot—a lot and loudly—but everything he says he means, no matter what. He likes to think of it as kingly instinct. If it really matters anymore.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
20 Questions by turtlechick reviews
It's funny how a lonely night in a no name club, can lead to a cute boy and...a game of twenty questions. AU Nejiten, Sasusaku. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Springs by iruleanime reviews
Tenten is hurt and Neji cleans her wound. Sweet and funny. nejixtenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
You Never Knew by liTTlE-MisS-trOuBleSomE reviews
Just a little thing I thought up randomly when i was feeling down. I love freestyle poetry so there is no style in this poem whatsoever. Set after the Great War...tenji/tentenxneji/nejiten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Kissing in the Rain by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Kissing in the rain… Hasn’t every girl dreamt about doing that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Harbinger of Light by Verboten Byacolate reviews
AU, HitsuHina, post Aizen. "Your eyes were closed. You don't know how I was looking at you."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Neji's Perverted Inner by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Neji's inner takes control over Neji. His perverted inner uses corny pick-up lines to get Tenten's attention. Corny pick-up lines can also help when trying to admit your love for someone. Being Tenten, does she at all know what's going on?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Why the Shinobi Hate Birthdays by BigBang24 reviews
A funny story about how all the shinobi came to hate birthdays. Chapter 1:Neji. Chapter 2:Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Just An Animal by Super Penis reviews
Being a failed experiment, the human abomination, Grimmjow, struggles from being an orphan, betrayal, and trying to keep his animal characteristics at bay. But can our Strawberry tame the wild panther without getting scratched from its claws? M/M GrimIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
All We Are by Cnguyen456 reviews
If I killed you, would you love me?; They were in a world of kill or be killed. NejiTen One Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Violet Hill by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Toushiro is upset with how preoccupied his best friend is with Aizen's betrayal, so he decides to get her out of the house in an attempt to make her feel better. Toushiro/Momo fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
The Addressing of Cats by Alowl reviews
Severe Crack. "The arrancar were wondering just what the hell had gotten into the Sexta Esparda." In which Grimmjow acquires several - interesting - habits. Vague Grimm/Hime; some knowledge of Andrew Lyodd Webber required for comprehension.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Are you Neji? by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
It's Neji's birthday today. And Tenten can't tell if it's Naruto pretending to be Neji, or if it's actually him. What happens when Tenten forgets to get Neji a birthday present? bit ooc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
We All Fall Down by dr. sluice reviews
Tenten, Neji, a bar, and some mutual sadness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Heartless or not by Mallet Percussionist reviews
Everyone has a heart, even Neji. "Neji, you heartless bastard!" Morphy: You were saying...? Me: That everyone has a heart except for Neji. Crack oneshot. Neji seems to resemble a bowling pin somehow...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
From training to love by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Tenten's done with training with Neji for the day, or, so she says... Is Neji going to let her leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Stolen:Given Kiss by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Tenten's pissed at Neji. Neji's running for his life. Why? Cause he just stole her first kiss. Why'd he do that? Cause... he felt like it? LIES! bit ooc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Spandex's Unyouthful Side by Kannika reviews
Gai says that spandex is one hundred percent youthful. But when it brings guys over to Tenten when she already has a boyfriend, it has NO youth left in it. Oh, yes. And the guys will be severely punished. -Nejiten- Happy belated Easter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
To Not Wear Green by Kannika reviews
-Nejiten- What happens when it's St. Patrick's Day and Neji refuses to wear green. Crack, of course. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Possessive Jerk by Kannika reviews
A very typical Team Gai Valentine's Day. Nejiten, short and sweet. Happy Valentine's Day!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tired of Being Last by Kannika reviews
Nejiten - In which Tenten teaches Moegi how to get her ideas listened to using the ancient female art of... 'persuasion'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Neji vs the Kitten! by Kannika reviews
Nejiten oneshot with lots of crack, OoC, randomness, and kitty cat love!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Even Angels Fall by Kannika reviews
Tenten could do what Neji couldn't- fly. But even she could fall. Even angels fall. Nejiten Oneshot drabble songfic thingy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Chocolate Sleepover Insanity! by Kannika reviews
ONESHOT Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten have a sleepover at the Hyuga house... and Tenten goes sugar-high! Randomness, hair-abuse, crack, and Nejiten galore!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hairdo by Kannika reviews
...Mind telling me how you got talked into this one' 'Mind if I don't' Nejiten hair abuse XP ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Untouched Snow by Xanie reviews
Tenten likes untouched snow. Neji is like snow. That's just one of the many reasons why Tenten loves Neji. Obj. Omn., 3rd person PoV Reviews?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Godiva by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Neji had broken one of the most hallowed rules known to woman. 'Thou shalt not steal her chocolate.' Tenten's going to make sure he never does it again. At least, not without her permission. [Oneshot, Nejiten, semisequel to Whipped]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lethologica by Cee Head reviews
[NejiTenten] [Oneshot] What in the world does lethologica mean? Neji! Are you walking away from me while I'm talking? Hey! Get back here!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fly by Yugao reviews
They flew together, the caged bird and the one with the broken wing. [NejiTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Death and the Nonbeliever by IrisEclipsed reviews
[AU] Neji's life is getting complicated: School is becoming chaotic, Death is on his case, and he might just be falling for his best friend. [Neji x Tenten] [Minor pairings: SasuSaku, InoShikaTem, NaruHina] [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,628 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
After All by Cassandra's Destiny reviews
After spending years in Suna for a mission, Neji comes back to Konoha on the first day of Spring. But nothing matters now. All his efforts have been wasted. [NejiTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Angel by silencer06 reviews
One night when it was so cold the heavens were allowing the angels to pour snow you fell through a hole in the clouds and into my arms. Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Night Conversation by IrisEclipsed reviews
Tenten talks in her sleep and Neji finds out some interesting things. [Neji x Tenten] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Tell Me by IrisEclipsed reviews
A proposition, an arguement, a kiss and a promise . . . of marriage? [Tenten x Neji] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Drunken Experiences by Tsukiaa reviews
A drunk Hinamori hits— and Hitsugaya scores! Drunken experiences can be very troublesome. [HitsuHina]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Confessions by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Neji's Boxer by MisSs005 reviews
4 A.M.:A suspicious person has been located in our favourite Hyuuga’s chambers..Could it be this particular famous weaponmistress? Could he,she possible survive the Hyuuga’s wrath? And TenTen.. just what the heck are YOU doing with NEJI’s undie? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Graveyard confession by Akatsume reviews
Tenten has been presumed dead for years, so what happens when both she and Neji visit her grave? oneshot. nejiten. a little dramatic i suppose...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
I Dream of Kuropii by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Fai's found a magic lamp and decides to use it to make all kinds of trouble. Naturally, it turns out to be all fun and games for the blond, but a rather large hassle for a certain warrior. KxF
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,383 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Most Retarted Story Yet! by RubberDuckiesWhoLikePieAndCake reviews
This is sooooooooooooooo stupid. Kinda funny too. Please read this. DONT ASK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caged Birds Dont Stay by eiffelrox reviews
Caged Birds Don't Stay the title says it all NejiXten oneshot Character Death
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
HAPPY HYUUGA NEJI! by Chatterbox Angel reviews
Just what the title says. Very funny fic. Please be kind since this is my first oneshot and Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Tenten, Neji H.
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/28/2005
Hospital floors are cold by Milklea reviews
(NejiTenten) this is a oneshot about neji's coming home from the rescue sasuke mission! and tenten watches over him. RR onegai! also i suck at summarys!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Men Who are on the Brink of Second Childhood: Neji by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. With threats of marriage taking Tenten away from Team Gai, Neji embarks on a mission to save her from, well, marriage. His solution? Take her out on a date. That is, if he ever gets to the asking out part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Two Hearts, One Vow by syaoran no hime reviews
Robin x Starfire. How can she make him understand that he never fights alone?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Intoxicated by syaoran no hime reviews
AKA why Neji must not be left drunk. NejiTen request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
An Art Lesson by syaoran no hime reviews
Yukiru hints. The least likely people will teach Yuki the rudiments of love and expression through art. Say, Shigure and Aya?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
His Eyes by syaoran no hime reviews
NejixTenten. One fine day, Tenten drops by in Neji's pad as her routine goes. However, she is not prepared at all for what the day has in store for herevents related to the prominent eyes of her teammate, and her feelings for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete