McSparkleshide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings. Greetings! Profile is a work in progress and in all honesty will probably stay that way. Long time reader, and occasional author. I'm working off the rust. I also make artwork for my stories and you can see it at . Favorite Books. Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, Mercy Thompson, Kate Daniels, Dresden Files, Fred the Mermaid, Night Huntress, The Dark is Rising, Narnia, Wheel of Time. Favorite shows/movies: I watch way to many shows about murder. Games: Mostly just Nancy Drew and Civ 6 Quotes: What fools these mortals be. Life Lessons! Interests Reading, writing, and drawing Go to drinks: Malibu and Pineapple, Vodka and Cranberry, Lemon Drop, Tequila sunrise, Tom Colins, Margarita, and Watermelon Lemonade. |
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Burn Like Cold Iron by Scylla's revenge reviews
A shy, eccentric violinist named Bee is dragged into a mythical world she knows nothing about, and finds herself as a pawn in a game of political intrigue and war unlike anything she's ever imagined. Will she ever find her way home? Unusual 10th Walker plot. Rated T for occasional language/violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,841 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 11/17/2016
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 85 - Words: 391,987 - Reviews: 4177 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Sometimes, Life's a Bitch by ShiieldMaidenofGondor reviews
Katie never asked for this. Katie never asked for the Fellowship of the Effing Ring to show up on her doorstep in a January snowstorm, she never asked to feed a bunch of hobbits for a week, and she sure as hell never asked to get pulled into Middle Earth, but sometimes, life's a bitch. Rated T for language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,603 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, OC
Journey to a Curious Place by TheTwilightMoon reviews
Kayla Harris suddenly finds herself in the middle of the woods, with no memory of how she got there. She will have to learn to survive, adapt, and resist the urge to accidentally re-write someone's entire life; or death. Sounds easy, right? "Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde. My attempt at a Mary-Sue story, but with more logical outcomes. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,681 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Boromir, OC] Peregrin T., Aragorn - Complete
HwtF Drabble Collection by I-Mushi reviews
Various drabbles written in the HwtF universe. Many are practicing pairings or otherwise following plot lines that deviate too much from the HwtF story. None of these are betaed but just written for fun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,935 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Boromir, Eomer
The Accidental Arrival of Lauren Harris by Mandagal12 reviews
While standing watch at a classified science facility, Lauren Harris is victim to an experiment gone wrong. Transported to a realm of magic and great evil, she must choose to adapt or perish. Not a tenth walker. (OC, pre to post movies) COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 311,839 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Legolas, OC] Haldir - Complete
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 255,903 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
The King and The Baker by BrightPinkPineapple reviews
(Set after the Battle of Five Armies) Dwarves flock back to Erebor in full force, excited about their new home. Thorin Oakenshield was King Under the Mountain and although he'd never planned to take a wife many eager, haughty Dwarrowdams pursued him anyway. But then there was Ora, a mellow minded Dwarrowdam and a simple baker who seemed to have a knack for causing trouble.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,172 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Thorin, OC] Fíli, Kíli
Keeper by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
For nearly an age, Thranduil has ruled the Greenwood forest alone. But it wasn't always so. A young bee keeper rises from a modest forest living to reign alongside the King of Mirkwood, raising the heir and navigating the politics of Arda. Thranduil/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,053 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Thranduil, OC] Legolas, Elrond - Complete
The Hobbit and The Snow Queen by moviedragon009 reviews
After fleeing her kingdom out of fear, a former Queen has found peace in a foreign world. But what happens when a wandering wizard and a company of dwarfs (plus one hobbit) seek her help in reclaiming a lost kingdom?
Crossover - Hobbit & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,324 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Elsa - Complete
Plain Jane by Olympias13 reviews
She isn't from any "prophecy," she has no super powers, no super beauty, and there is no way she could ever beat ANYONE in a fight. She travels between both worlds, just looking for adventure, but she'll have a bigger impact on their people than planned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,033 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Boromir, Théoden - Complete
From Afar by Lizbit reviews
Boromir, mortally wounded in his elven boat, washes up on the coast of Maine. None could be more surprised than Morgan, a 21st century girl who doesn't believe a word he says. When she ships him off to the insane asylum, how will he return home? **AU**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,485 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Boromir - Complete
Sea Song reviews
Oaritsi, Foam Maidens, Mermaids, Sirens. The Daughters of Ossë and Uinen have been called by many names. After centuries of battling the dark forces, they willingly faded into history. History became legend, and legend became myth. Nemir born from the union of an Oaritsi and a mortal man, searches to find her place in Middle Earth. The Sea Song always calling to her.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,533 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 7/27/2017 - Boromir, Faramir, OC