![]() Author has written 3 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Naruto. "Those who don't follow the rules of the world are trash, but those that don't care for their comrades are lower then trash." ~Hatake Kakashi, Masashi Mishimoto Hey! I'm Maara-chan! I live in the west Chicago suburbs (about an hour away) I was born on November 14 and I'm female, in case that matters, =_=. Current Projects: Angel of Death/Princess of Konoha: On Hiatus, I'm waiting on Himitsu for the final edit of Ch. 7. Ante: On Hiatus Future Projects: (none) Even though I'm a girl: "You are a Romantic Seme! "A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke "Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke "What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at: or get seme/uke merch: " Okay I bite!! This was too fun!! Fave Twelve Naruto Characters. No Order. Tobi Pein/Nagato Kakashi Yondaime Minato Iruka Temari Orochimaru Shikamaru Hidan Kabuto GaaraItachi 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (GaaMari) fanfic before? EWWW! Sibling love is only acceptable when it's yaoi. BLEH. No way. 2) Do you think Four (Minato) is hot? Holy crap yeah! The angel, dreamy, oh my gosh kinda hawt. @.@ 3) What would happen if Twelve (Itachi) got Eight (Shikamaru) pregnant? O.o That would be one of those creepy henge pregnacies. I SENSE A CRACK PAIRING! 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine (Hidan)? *Coughs up water*. HELL YEAH! Fucking good ones too. (*coughAngelofDeathcough*) 5) Would Two (Pein) and Six (Temari) make a good couple? Eh...sorry PeinMari fans, but no way in hell. 6) Five/Nine (HidanIru) or Five/Ten (KabuIru)? HidanIru! DUH! any couple with Hidan is automatically better. (cept for Kakashi xings) 7) What would happen if Seven (Orochimaru) walked in on Two (Pein) and Twelve (Itachi) having sex? Orochimaru-sama: "Can I join in?", Pein: *gravity push bitch* 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten (KakaButo) Fanfic. After being captured by KabutOrochimaru, Kakashi doesn't know what's in it for him. (It sucks I know.) 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight (TobiMaru) fluff? Nope. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (ItaOro) Hurt/Comfort fanfic? "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days" 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Minato) to de-flower One (Tobi/Mandara)?... Yay! I would have Tobi as an eternally youthful, beautiful guy and Minato capturing him...hehe 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Kakashi) hentai? Nope. Just me. =3 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Gaara)? Not that I know of =( 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (PeinMinaIru)? No. I mean, what the fuck is that threesome?? 15) What might Ten (Kabuto) scream at a moment of great passion? Yes, Yes, do it like Orochimaru-sama...yes...YES! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Shikamaru), what song would you choose? Nothing Lasts Forever~Maroon 5 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (TobiTemaIta) fic, what would the warning be? Beware: Kinky Uchiha fic ahead! 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Kabuto) to use on Two (Pein)?Idk, something about "Guess what I can do with my needles", (Waggles eyebrows) 19) How might Eleven (Gaara) describe a relationship between Two (Pein) and Eight (Shikamaru)? "A time bomb ready to implode." 20) How emo is Seven (Orochimaru)? Let's see, he's loud, happy, kickass...probably an 2 out of 10. For appearance. XD Well that was fun. Copy and paste this and answer it! "Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one, it's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around. And PLEASE don't shove it down my child's throat." If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy this into your profile. If you cried when Kakashi 'died', copy this into your profile. If you cried when Lelouch died, copy this into your profile. My Favorite Animal: Cheetah Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. | |||||||
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