I guess I should tell you a little about myself... Or maybe not. The less I say, the safer you are.

But I will tell you this, at least:

Watch out for the squirrels.

Okay, the squirrel thing is just another way of saying "I'm too busy with school right now to even make a halfway decent bio page, let alone write." As soon as school is out for the summer, I promise I'll change things up a bit. Till then, I'm locked away in my cave, only coming out for food and class every now and again... Yay for college.

No but seriously, watch out.