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I swear on my wedding day, I'll probably say 'I take thee Booth'...that would be awkward...


Cinderella walked on broken glass

Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass

Belle fell in love with a hideous beast

Jasmine married a common thief

Ariel walked on land for love and life

Snow White barely escaped a knife

It was all about blood, sweat and tears

Because love means facing your biggest fears

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Every Time A Bell Rings by BrainySmurf6 reviews
A Christmas story. It's A Wonderful Life meets a post 6x09 Bones world. "He smiled at Brennan and continued, "You think it wouldn't matter to anyone if you didn't exist…that their lives would be no different. So we're going to see if you're correct."
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,487 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Strangers in the Mountains by Rin22 reviews
‘Dear Dr. Brennan: Given your recent trauma in the field as well as in the personal confines of the Jeffersonian, it is the opinion of the Bureau that you cease field work until further notice.’ Booth! You authorized this!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,838 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Doctor Temperance Brennan, The Mentor by Kasper ze Chemist reviews
What if Booth and Brennan were to get assigned interns for the summer? Can they handle having teenagers work under them? Can the teenagers spot what they cannot?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,318 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
The Beauty and the Tragedy by BrainySmurf6 reviews
Brennan surrounded herself with memories of Booth, determined not to lose him completely. In the mean time, she was losing herself" Booth's fake death continues on for over a month, and Brennan begins to unravel. Strong BB, also with BA friendship
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,047 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Letters To Me by MightyTemperance reviews
Booth and Brennan take a suggestion from Sweets just a little too seriously. Multiple points of view. Quick author's note added to the end- feedback wanted!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 21,596 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Feel That Fire by lizook reviews
“I don’t hover.” He turned and, seeing the sparkle in her eyes, laughed, realizing he’d completely missed her point.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Forever Feels Like Home by bite-or-avoid reviews
Six weeks is a long time when you still wake up thinking you’re married to someone. B/B *Spoilers for Season 5*
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Misunderstandings by OIBIBA reviews
Why does every one have the urge to slap our favorite FBI Agent? Can he right whatever wrong he committed or will this become the end of a partnership? Read and Review! COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Meetup in Aisle Five by aRegularJo reviews
She was not expecting to encounter him at 6:27 by the olive bar in the Georgetown Whole Foods. A twist on the Sully-and-Brennan-remeet-and-Sully-regrets-it-completely story. Cavity-inducing B/B fluff ahead. Oneshot set in the future.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Pie by lulu0814 reviews
Who is this woman who sits alone in the Royal Diner? How did she earn the scars that disfigure her face? And why does she always order pie without ever eating a bite? Oneshot with an epilogue.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - T. Brennan - Complete
My Cruddy Day by teh 4th freakee fairet reviews
An accident befalls JD and, due to his condition, only Dr. Cox can help him! Will Dr. Cox get over his pride and help someone he actually cares about? And even if he does, will JD ever be able to get his life back to normal? [CoxJD]
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,120 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007
The Photismos in the Mineshaft by Pyrrha Cottonwood reviews
Brennan wakes up alone, in the dark.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Don't Ever Doubt It by MineUnfaltering reviews
The FBI is having a partners retreat, what will happen when our favorite couple go up against other crime stopping duos- especially when Bones finds out that one of the other teams includes none other than the man with whom she nearly sailed away...?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,649 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Premonition Nightmares by CorgiFromSpace reviews
After leaving with Sully, Brennan is unable to avoid losing things she holds close to her heart. BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Footsteps in the Snow by TempeJill reviews
Bones runs after Booth tells her what she means to him, and she slowly comes to realize what she's lost as time passes, even though she's sure she can never regain it. Set mostly during Christmas.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Closure by bookwormlady reviews
My first Bones multi-chapter fanfic. What I think should have happened to resolve the last two episodes of Season 3. Takes place between Seasons 3 and 4.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Forensic Fairytales by BxBforever reviews
A Bones-y twist on fairytales rated T because I'm paranoid. This is abandoned.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The New Assistant in the Lab by S. E. McCrory reviews
Bones and Booth haven't been partners for roughly fifteen years, and they're the only people who know why. When Cam needs to hire a new assistant for Brennan, will he have what it takes to bring the team back together?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Gentleman in the Club by TheModernLeper reviews
The team tracks a serial killer to a popular night club. With Brennan as bait, can Booth and the team keep her from becoming his next victim? A little suspenseful and of course some B&B actions. Disclaimer: I don't own any characters. Reviews are good .
Bones - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
I Call Your Excuse and Raise it a Request by ElocinMuse reviews
Very slight speculative spoilers for "Hero in the Hold." Cute oneshot.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Phobia by gilmorefanforever reviews
Booth and Brennan are forced to acknowledge their fear of clowns and snakes when Dr. Sweets suggests they go to the circus. No romance, just Booth and Brennan being Booth and Brennan in therapy.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Little White Lies by bohemiangirl reviews
Addison is looking after Maya for the weekend when Naomi and Sam are out of town. Maya tells Addison that she is going to the movies but it doesn't seem to add up. When she doesn't return home Addison and Pete go into a panic. Please read and review.
Private Practice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,993 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
It Ends Tonight by SeriouslyMcGuilty reviews
When someone from Alex's past comes to town and brings some unwelcomed trouble with them, will he and his friends be able to survive it? Gizzie, MerDer, Alexie. Rated M for violence, language, and adult situations.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,351 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Losing a Loved One by The Child of Time reviews
Post Pain in the Heart: Sweets makes Brennan go back into therapy to deal with her emotions involving what happened in PitH. Fluffy, but does deal with emotions. Lots of B/B bickering and flirting and Sweets wonderful questions and evaluations. COMPLETE
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Lost and Found by GoofyGal2008 reviews
Takes place about a month after 4.11. In the aftermath of Meredith & Derek's breakup, she fails to show up for work one day. Where is Meredith? What happened to her and how will her friends cope once they find out?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 104,193 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Meredith G., Derek S. - Complete
Shattered Picture by neveragain77 reviews
The blood didn't stop flowing, and he felt nauseated for the first time at the sight of it pooling under her small frame and forever staining the beige carpeting. Child Death but it's different from the rest.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007
A Session With Sweets by SpkyG reviews
A Session With Sweets post Wannabe in the Weeds. It's my first fanfic ever so constructive critisism would be appreciated.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Psychobabble by Seralis reviews
Sometimes people force you to talk about things that are better left alone. Booth/Brennan character study. Oneshot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Questions by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Why is Booth always dreaming about Brennan? Why is Brennan always knocked up by Booth? All these questions and more answered!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Changed for Good by Ella Kelly reviews
Post Season 3. Izzie Stevens is given a second chance soon after realizing what she lost when she was 16. McStizzie family now. REVISED EPILOGUE!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,861 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Izzie S., Mark S. - Complete
Anything But Ordinary by Karevsanatomy reviews
AU HS Fic All her life Meredith has been called ordinary. Driven to self mutilation, she finds a safe haven when her mother ships her off to boarding school. Pairings will be Meredith Derek. Some Mark and Addison Izzie and Denny, and Izzie and Alex.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,430 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007
Mother, may I? by Temperance-is -a -virtue reviews
One Shot! The Squints and Booth are playing a game and Angela is in charge. But then she starts going overboard.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Angela M., S. Booth - Complete
Yardstick by only-more-love reviews
Angela and Brennan have a friendly chat on the phone.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Angela M., T. Brennan - Complete
EXHAUSTED by Temperance-is -a -virtue reviews
Booth and Brennan are sleepy. But are they also fluffy? Read the story to find out! ONE SHOT!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Missing Puzzle Piece by spidergirl91 reviews
AU.Troy knew there was a piece missing to the 'perfect' puzzle of Gabriella Montez. Loosely based on The Virgin Suicides. Sexual situation. Suicidal themes COMPLETE
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,124 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Stay for a minute, Stay for an hour, Stay forever by emmmelie reviews
Alex gets sick and even though his friends try to cheer him up only one name comes through his lips…Addison. Oneshot. Set after Desire
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
The Happiest Place On Earth by McPerfect reviews
our favorite surgeons take a little mandatory trip to disneyland. full summary inside. give it a chance, i know its overly done but i hope it's not like the other fics of this cliche. rating for language only.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,888 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Sooner or Later by Sassgina Mills reviews
What will happen when you just got around to move on or at least tried to and suddenly the one person you just can´t forget is standing right in front of you? Maddison Chapter 5 is up
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,854 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by MoonlightGardenias reviews
Post Time After Time. With her life spiraling out of control, Izzie needs someone there to pick her back up. Azzie.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,921 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
The Art of Embarrassment by SSJL reviews
Angela teaches Brennan how to dish it out. But can she handle it when Booth dishes back? Fun & fluffy.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2007 - T. Brennan, Angela M. - Complete
Wreaking Havoc by McPerfect reviews
sequel to the darling of seattle grace, there said i'd put that in there. ADDEX, yay! apparently it's possible to read this without reading TDOSG but you might want to. summary: holli's on summer break and essentially, well, wreaking havoc.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,600 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
This Heart by xiao chan reviews
[FINISHED] Meredith Grey never fully appreciated what it was like to be a patient until now. Tragic news forces her to re examine her life, and to make an important decision. Can she find the strength to tell the one person who matters the most? MerDer
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,754 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
The Safest Place by MoonlightGardenias reviews
When a hostage situation occurs at Seattle Grace, two doctors are brought together and lives are forever changed. Addex.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,319 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Temperances Tale by jaed621 reviews
For May's CBPC. A fairytale told in a time of need. Please RR, BB of course.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Darling of Seattle Grace by McPerfect reviews
a girl from addison's past shows up at the hospital and immediately becomes the darling of Seattle Grace. as addison cares for her she begins to play ava to addison's alex. with all this pressure who knows what'll happen. addex. COMPLETE!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,066 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Suspicion by UrgentLemons reviews
A record of emails sent in the Jeffersonian during one morning.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
Fix You by rubberduckie16 reviews
Derek broke Addison. Who will be able to fix her again? Addison story. possible Addek. i'm not sure yet.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,456 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006
Her Heartbeat by Stessa reviews
-He could feel her heart beating. He could hear her breathing. He could feel her hand safely tucked in his own. What the cause of her collapse was, he didn't know. And how she ended up there, he didn't know. But he wanted her out- A Troypay story.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,115 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Sharpay E., Troy B. - Complete
Starting Over by Elizabeth Perry reviews
Addek, One Shot. AU, takes an different ending on the last episode.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
What A Long, Strange Trip It's Been by GreyRENThead reviews
Tampons, condoms, chocolate, and elevators. A lot can happen when four interns, a resident, and two attendings have time to talk. Cowritten with supershipper. MerDer, BurkTina, CaGe. Read and review!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Face Down by ferryboats7 reviews
Mer ignores her heart and picks Finn, who seems great...until he becomes possesive and abusive. Derek, left bruised and angry, might be the only person who can help her...if he lets himself notice. MerDer, angsty. NEWLY UPDATED FEBRUARY 24
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,160 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006
Agent Booth Interrupts by wolfmyjic reviews
While out on a case, Agent Booth has a conversation with someone strange. OneShot only.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Saving Grace by mightjustbe reviews
New chapter up! Burke's ultimatum, everyone but Cristina knows, George is breaking down and everyone's so caught up in the drama they neglect the one person who needs them.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,198 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006
Sick Day by MissMouseMD reviews
The room is spinning. Her head is pounding. Will be MeredithDerek.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006
How to Save a Life by ferryboats7 reviews
Major MerDer, some Burketina. A car accident puts Mer's life on the line and shakes things up at Seattle Grace. Derek, consumed by guilt in regret, begins rethinking his decision.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,323 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Baby's In Black by Lightning Lindy reviews
Say goodbye to the wonderful surgeon, father and husband. AU! COMPLETE!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,936 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Unexpected by XxNovellaxX reviews
What happens when Meredith gets very sick and the most unexpected thing she could ever imagine, happens?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,246 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete