Dale Burgess
 Author has written 1 story for Fablehaven. Hello! I am Dale Burgess. I am Batman, big AppleDash fan, big DC comic fan, love Fablehaven, Artemis Fowl, Kane Chronicles, Heroes of Olympus, The Candy Shop War, Warehouse 13, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (don't judge me), the Terminator movies, Monty Python, Back to the Future, PJO, Star Wars, the Hunger Games, Young Justice, Generator Rex, etc. I am a Gemini. Also, a shoutout to the author who inspired me to sign up in the first place: *drumroll* bluecatcinema! :P :) 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate AND ICE CREAM too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. (reason I joined)Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms- 9. You get to wear a white lab coat (Ooh La La) 10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (Aka a blender and toaster..) 11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENDERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS! OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!) 12. You get to wear creepy masks. 13. Key word: POWER you get lots of it. 14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret plushie collection. did I just say that out loud? 15. We get a vacation! Unlike the Jedi's! 16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black..) 17. We get to order our minions around! 18. When no one is looking, we have funny face contests 19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it! 20. Sometimes we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials. 21. HOT BAD GUYS!!! 22. You get to act stupid any time and people are too afraid to laugh at you. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. 3. your first initial? 4. your month of birth? 5. which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. your favorite number? 8. do you like California of Florida more? 9. do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not be very long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you have a super long profile and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile Friends: Will stay at you house every other weekend Best Friends: Are you weekend boarders. Friends: Will comfort you when you're rejected. Best Friends: Will go hunt down the douche that broke your heart with a shovel while singing "Somebody's gonna get it!" Friends: Borrow things and will give it back. Best Friends: Will keep things so long they don't know that it's yours anymore. Friends:Will call your parents Mr./Mrs. Best Friends: Will call your parents Mommy/Daddy. Friends: Won't eat your food Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food. Friends: Will help you up when you fall down. Best Friends: Will help you up then knock you down again. Friends: Have your number Best Friends: Have you on speed dial. Friends: Are there for your funeral Best Friends: Are in the coffin next to you. Friends: Are only for a little while. Best Friends: Are for a life time. Things to think about (stuff to make you go "huh") in society and English: This is me making fun of the English language and some of humanity's strangest ideas and actions in life. English is so tough, we Americans need all 12 years of high school to learn how to speak it and write it properly. ;) It's great, really. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid say "made with real lemons?" When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests that? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? (living apart yet right next door in the same building...uh huh) The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not. How doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (I'd be concerned) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (oh English) Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (I think I know) How come abbreviated is such a long word? And, is there an abbreviation for that word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Some Other Scenarios I find humorous -Tragedy in Eastern Canada: Montreal (CP) Canada's worst air disaster occurred early today when a Cessna 152 crashed into a cemetery in central Quebec. Exhausted search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as efforts continue into the night... -A college class was told that they had to write a short story in a few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: 1- religion 2- sexuality 3- mystery. Below is the only A short story in the entire class: “Good God, I’m pregnant; I wonder who did it.” -When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. -Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom -A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit. "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index." -A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam. To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam. He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question. Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation. All, that is, except for one student. He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper. He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out. The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled. The professor wrote "100%" on the top of that student's test. The question: What is courage? The student's answer: This is. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you throw it really really hard. XD When you get pulled over by a cop and he says "papers" respond with "scissors." Not only will you clearly win, but the cop will be impressed by your wit and sense of humor. If Past, Present, and Future walked into the same bar...it would be tense. Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Only befriend vegetarians. There is much less of a chance of them eating you during a zombie apocalypse. Never take a bullet for anyone. If you have time to jump in front of the person, he/she has time to move. Say "PEE-KAH" before sneezing. Say "the" in front of words like YouTube and Facebook, it will make you sound hip and modern. When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmonaide. When one mature adult has an imaginary friend it is called crazy. When millions of mature adults share the same imaginary friend, it's called religion. (no offense or anything, but when I look into the development of religion from a scientific standpoint, it appears humorous in a way.) If you're cooler than me, doesn't that make me hotter than you? Ninjas and sushi makers have the same headbands... Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns… All of a woman’s problems begin with men. Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. Thephaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch atCmabrigde Uinervtisy, 98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off People who say anything's possible obviously haven't tried to slam a revolving door or done many other things that people have come up with since then that are "impossible." You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate (for now). No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. The quest for immortality, it never gets old. Never interrupt an enemy when he's making a mistake (said by Napoleon, and that in itself is hilarious) Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet Is it your friend or your BEST friend? FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." If you think Jack Sparrow makes it all up as he goes along, put this phrase on ur profile. If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy this. If you like Prince of Persia, put this statement on yer profile. If you know that NINJAS are indeed better than pirates, please copy. (No offense to Pirate people out there) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile (who hasn't?) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (This one's recent for me) If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a book you intend to publish, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Disney films ROCK and can be watched by all ages, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!! If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile. This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! (\)_(/) FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Luppi-tan (USA), Devil'sEyeAlchemist13 (USA), Devil's-Butterfly-Maid (USA), Lord Lycaon (USA), DisHonored Warrior (AUS), Nightfury991 (UK), Dale Burgess (US), ...//'...'/·...('(... /'...')...''...\... _.·BROFIST ... 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, Precognitive Deathboy, Elmlea, Thalico RULZ, Dale Burgess Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, emotionalpoemgirl, Battle-Royale-Hiroki, mockingjay411, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, Precognitive Deathboy, Elmlea, ThalicoRULZ Dale Burgess, Things Learned From Percy Jackson 1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse 2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian 3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth 4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse 5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth 9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters 10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse 11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief 12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters 13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian 14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief 15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters 16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief 17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters 18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief 19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse 20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian Percy Jackson and the Olympians Books "Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson "Go to Hades!" "Already there," - Sisyphus and Nico Di Angelo "I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?" - Percy Jackson "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson "You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson "Let us find the dam snack bar."-Zoe Nightshade "Note to self: If you stab monsters, they can't answer your questions." -Percy "CLASS DISMISSED!"-Percy "Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson "Being a half-blood is scary. Most of the time it get's you killed in painful, nasty ways." -Percy Jackson. "With great power... comes a great need to take a nnap. Wake me up later." -Nico di Angelo PJO Fans/ Normal people! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!If you think that Thalico is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Blue chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO(Never met one) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm OKLAHOMAN so I MUST ride a horse and live on a farm. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a SOFTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be ugly. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan(Paganism is a good religion if you ask me.And they respect choses of other persons.It't a religion of egality) I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence. I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL. I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER. I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it. I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it. I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH' I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me. I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. When life gives you lemons, you throw them right back and tell it to make their own damn lemonade. When life gives u lemons throw them back and demand for CHOCOLATE It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! =D I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I really want to punch the shit out of you when you people blab over and over about this one pathetic situation. What's Your Super Villain Name? First Name: A = The Evil Last Name: A = Shadow I'm the black master What's Your Mysterious Hooded Figure Name? First Name: A: Shadow Last Name A: Storm Im Ice Eagle Need A Laugh? The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time, everyday) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile I'm not saying I hate you, but if we're being chased by zombies I WILL trip you. ZOMBIES ARE COMING! This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, SoapMaster, fulofhyperness, Anari Cross, fange17, pie eater 2000, AlwaysHP-RealTHG, Knut25282, PjoHP, annabethandpercy4ever, 7thseven, Anastasia121212, Kelly Herondale, Dale Burgess, 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. 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Use it. 2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses. 3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. 4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting. 5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly. 6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. 7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious. 8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character. 9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character! 10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame. 11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so. 12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. 13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length. 14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character. 15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning. 16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason). 17.Thou shalt show and not tell. 18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers. 19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art. 20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise. 21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader. 22. 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PERCY JACKSON QUOTES: With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN "God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE "Let us find the dam snack bar." Zoe said "The dam snack bar?" "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing." Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fires." "And I need to use the dam restroom." "I do not understand" "I want to use the dam water fountain." "And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE "Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THEIF I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO "See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES "Well. . .See you." "Hold up! you can't just run off." "Sure I can." -Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES "It's all right. We just had a family spat." "Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES ''Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth "Your a half-blood too?' "Look, I'm really sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything." "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo , The Lost Hero "Rainbows, ponies." "Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." - Will, The Lost Hero "Vulcan? I dont even LIKE Star Trek." Leo, The Lost Hero "Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." - Piper, The Lost Hero "The fall? That was nothing! I fell twice as far from the St. Louis Arch." - Percy, The Son of Neptune If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. if you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever burst into song for no reason copy and paste this to your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. Profile your into this paste and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22, DannyPhantomFan551, ShadowSakura01, Red. Wolf. In. The. Dark., Baby Porcupine-Cute but DEADLY, jackandkimforever, curlygirl02, BriTheKumquat, IHeartPercyJackson,son of hades 04, Dale Burgess, If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in PJO/HoO (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Percy Jackson/Leo Valdez is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other PJO/HoO realted thing you can think of about PJO/HoO or the PJO/HoO characters. Crazy is when you can open up PJO/HoO and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the PJO/HoO series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the PJO/HoO series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you see a movie (Bruce Almighty) and then try to walk on water. Crazy is when u yell at your bro through the phone, while texing him. :) Crazy is when you let your friend talking you in to skipping around with paper plate fairy wings on (thanks guys). Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Jackson or Chase. Crazy is, if on a fieldtrip you sit there singing (very loudly so the whole bus can hear) to your mp3 player while writing your fanfiction story. Crazy is when you scream when you hear or see a Delphi's Strawberry Service van, a guy named Percy, or anything else related to PJO/HoO. Crazy is knowing exactly how tennis ball fit on a tennis racket when you pick up tennis balls after you drill. Crazy is when you are on a ski lift back up the mountain you make up names with your friends like lift=cherry picker long lines-the cherry picker is cream filled, when somebody falls down- Jif on Jelly, Somebody does a really cool trick- Peter Pan. Crazy is when you play a game on your friends phone, and then laughed histerically because you lost.Crazy is when you se NY Yankees yell "Over here Annabeth!". Crazy is when you decide to make the school day a musical by singing made up songs in the middle of class. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey 1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why? 2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite? 3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? Annabeth or Rachel? Thalia or Luke? Riptide or Backbiter? Wisdom or the Sea? The sea True or False (opinion based) Percabeth? Perachel? FALSO!! I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours. True. Very true... I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back. True...I guess...I'm confused! They kissed more than once so...I'm confuzled An atheist professor of philosophy asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes, sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student. The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes, sir, I would." "So you're good…!" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" The student remains silent. "No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. "Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?" "Er… yes," the student says. "Is Satan good?" The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No." "Then where does Satan come from?" The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments. "That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?" "Yes, sir." "Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?" "Yes." "So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil." Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?" The student squirms on his feet. "Yes." "So who created them?" The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?" The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do." The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?" "No, sir. I've never seen Him." "Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?" "No, sir, I have not." "Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?" "No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't." "Yet you still believe in him?" "Yes." "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?" "Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith." "Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith." The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?" "Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat." "And is there such a thing as cold?" "Yes, son, there's cold too." "No, sir, there isn't." The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees. "Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it." Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer. "What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?" "Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?" "You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. "In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?" The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?" "Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed." The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?" "You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. "Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. "Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?" "If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do." "Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?" The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed. "Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?" The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean." The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. "So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?" Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith." "Now, you accept that there is faith, and in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?" Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil." To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light." The professor sat down. In Greek Romans 8:38-39 If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War: Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end. Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods. Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right. Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in. Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death. Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die. Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends. Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake. And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace. Did you know... 1) Kissing is healthy. 2) Bananas are good for period pain. 3) It's good to cry. 4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. (As a guy, I can indeed verify that this is true) 6) Lying is actually unhealthy. 7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. 8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. (As a guy, I can indeed verify that this is true) 9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. (As a guy, I can indeed verify that this is true) 10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. 11) Chocolate will make you feel better. 12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. (As a guy, I can indeed verify that this is true) 13) A good friend never judges. 14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any. 15) Boys aren't worth your tears. 16) We all love surprises. 17) Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH. Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Do more than exist, Do more than touch, Do more than look, Do more than read, Do more than hear, Do more than listen, Do more than think, Do more than talk, -John H. Rhoades Quotes of awesomeness You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman" It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. So Very, Very True!! I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere I Lost The Disk!!! Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Noooo. THE CULT OF G!!! Forecast for tonight: darkness Evrey night is the same!!! If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I'm Confused! I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. HAHAHA!! Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Yeah... How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? INSIDE THE CAKE!!!!! Glue Cake... Interesting... If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something True... Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. YES There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience. To oppose something is to maintain its existence. If people lead, the leaders will follow. Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. And That My Children, Is Why Snipers Do Not Fly. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! Me Too! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. True.. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer Hehe... I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun! Being weird is like being normal, only better. Crazy and proud: Have you seen my sanity? I'm afraid I've lost it! Jk! I never had any! There are times I question your sanity. You can't. Why? I don't have any! I think you might have crossed the line between Genius and Insane. Please! I never crossed it! I was born on this side! You just crossed the line! Oh please! I just went around it! You know it isn't very big. I think you have lost your sanity. WHAT SANITY? You are a crazy person! No! I'm YOUR crazy person! Are you sane? What is sane?As far as I know there is Crazy and Crazier! Do you know the differences between you and me? Of course! You are boring, your life is pointless and unexciting. You have no imagination and you never think outside the box or take risks! I am interesting. My life is full of joy and laughter. I have an imagination, always think outside the box, and always take risks! No. I am sane and you are not. MY POINT EXACTLY!!!! Sweet Crud Copy/paste this in your profle if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horrible to Percabeth! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!" 92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!! If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world. 93 percent of people would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile "Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother?" 7 Ways to scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." FactsOfLife Being mature is overrated. True... Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved people never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL! If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile PERCABETH FOREVER!! IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! LONG LIVE THE GODS!! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Things Learned From Percy Jackson 1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse 2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian 3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth 4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse 5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth 6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth 9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters 10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse 11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief 12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters 13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian 14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief 15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters 16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief 17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters 18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif 19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse 20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian "Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." -Percy, Zoe, Thalia and Grover Percy Jackson and the Olympians Quotes "Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson "Go to Hades!" "Already there," - Sisyphus and Nico Di Angelo "Family spat! You turned me into a dandelion!" - Nico Di Angelo "I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?" - Percy Jackson "Note to self: If you vaporize monsters, they can't answer your questions." - Percy Jackson "I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson "Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson "You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson "Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world." - Someone from the Battle of the Labyrinth "Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said "That's not what I meant." — Thalia Grace and Percy Jackson "Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood "That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" - Percy Jackson She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.- Percy Jackson "With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo "Beacause I'm your friend Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"- Annabeth Chase "Let us find the dam snack bar."-Zoe Nightshade "Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson "Aw man I should be on medication" -Percy "This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Riptide "Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minitor throws a cow at their car "Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy "Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth "That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke "Oh, you guys take camp way to seriously..." -Percy "Junior protector." "Was that really necessary?" -Percy and Grover "Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover "Those are working class Americans!" -Grover "(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover "Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover "We're heading to the chapel! We're getting married! Wait, which one did I propose to?" -Grover "That's how you get out of a casiono! That it how your drive!" -Grover "OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover "Great, they smell goat..." -Grover "Or what? What will you do? I'm already in hell..." -Pershephone "NO! Stick to the Mick Jager thing...it works for you!" -Grover Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end When Drowning… Mortal: LIFEGUARD! PJO fan: PERCY! HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed” When rain suddenly come… Mortal: Damn it! PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus! HP fan: Accio umbrella! Exclaiming… Mortal: Oh My god! PJO fans: Di Immortales! HP fan: Merlin’ People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. That There was the definition of my life. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. He who laughs last didn't get it. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Be insane- well behaved people never made history. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I'm not random . . . you just can't think as fast as me. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you!" The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!" When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and leave life to wonder how the heck you did it. When life gives you lemons, ask for some water and sugar or your gonna make some pretty crappy lemonade. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eyes. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss. Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit, when there are FOOTSTEPS on the Moon. Girls are like phones- We like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll be disconnected! Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. When in doubt, check a fortune cookie. It is right 5% of the time. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Immaturity is the best kind of maturity. Relax. Nothing is okay. The cops never find it as funny as you do. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me? I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept! An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... So HA! Team Basilica forever! I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve." "Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair." "Some people need a friendly pat… on the head… with a hammer." "It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up." "Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!" When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7 Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back. Don't ask Y either. (\)_(/) -We are born with two legs, two arms, two eyes, two hands, but only one heart. Thats because the other heart is somewhere around the world, waiting for you -One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me -Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. -Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. -Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. -It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. -If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. -Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up -Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? -I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me? -If two wrongs don't make a right...try three. -When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies. -Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that! -It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it. -It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious. -"It's just strange how the evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't." -if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! -"Nobody move! I dropped my brain." -"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." -"He who laughs last didn't get it." -I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! -Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. -Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. -Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us -If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. -I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. -I'm not obsessed...I just think intensely... This is like, my favorite poem EVER: Her hair was up in a pony tail, 25 Reasons to Thank my Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? Pranking the Aphrodite cabin. 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? Katie 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Leo 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Drew HATE HER SO MUCH 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? House of Hades 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? Leo 7. Favorite God or Goddess? Hephaestus (My dad) 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Say hi. 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Annabeth 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Leo 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? EEEESH! Im a GUY! SICKO! 12. Favorite PJatO Pairings? Percabeth, Percabeth, Percabeth, Percabeth, Percabeth, Thalico 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? Ummm... Hi? 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Hanging out with Leo. 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? The whole story of golden fleece... "It was probably important to her!" 16. Favorite Percy Moment? “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.” 17. Favorite Nico Moment? With great power, comes great need to take a nap 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? I dunno? “Blowfish, did you say?” Ah, no. Blofis, actually.” Oh, I see,” Poseidon said. “A shame. I quite like blowfish. I am Poseidon.” 19. Favorite Grover Moment? Wedding dress *snickers* 20. Favorite Random Moment? "Don't insult my ability to annoy..." That whole conversation My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. FOR MOTHERS AND THEIR DAUGHTERS... Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know dear...you'll have to ask Grandma." Things Percy Jackson has taught Me Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. (YEAH, GO PERCY!) Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. (MRS. O'LEARY!!!) Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. (GO TWELVE YEAR OLDS!!! AND SILVER!!!!!! XD) Math teachers really are evil. (FINALLY!! PROOF!!!) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. (I knew this before Percy Jackson! Fact. Of. Life.) Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. (EVER. Or at least get him to try it first. And remember while he’s down to snap your fingers and say: Ergo.) Sometimes fatal flaws can be good. Burritos make deadly projectiles. Pigs really do fly. If you ever meet a homeless man at a train station named Fred, don’t let him read you his poetry. Never underestimate a blonde girl. Being a hero requires sacrifice. When the sun starts rising later, Apollo is being lazy. Enchiladas make satyrs run faster. Never accept a gift from a Stoll brother. Names have power. Being outnumbered doesn't matter. You can't run away from your fears forever. Everyone has a fatal flaw. Don't judge a book by its cover. Everyone has problems. You can find friends in the oddest of places. Friends are always there for you. You’re going to be okay. Sometimes, it takes guys (Or girls) years to take a hint. Your family could be way worse. Sometimes, the bad guys aren't as bad as you think. Life Goes On. "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was. Why Annabeth freaks out if she doesn’t bring a pen to school: Lost your pen= No pen You say vampires, I sayDEMIGODS! You say Rob Pattinson, I say Christopher Nolan You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY! You say Bella, I say ANNABETH! You say Jacob, I say NICO! You say Jasper, I say LUKE! You say Alice, I say THALIA! You say Rosalie, I say SILENA! You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS! You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF! You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON! You say Esme, I say ZOE! You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!! In loving memory of... ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos …Michael Yew, who risked his life to stop the enemy ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War PERCY JACKSON PROPHECIES The Lightning Thief Prophecy: You shall go west and face the god who has turned, The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone. The Titan's Curse Prophecy: Five shall go west to the goddess in chains. The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, THE GREAT PROPHECY: A half-blood of the eldest gods THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, LOST HERO PROPHECY: Child of Lightning, beware the earth, THE SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY To the north, beyond the gods, OTHER SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY (Given by Mars/Ares) Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die. THE MARK OF ATHENA Wisdom's daughter walks alone, THERES A FRIGGIN PROPHECY FOR EVERY BOOK! RICK YOU TROLL! LET THEM RELAX FOR AT LEAST A WEEK! Classmate: Hey, Percy, can I borrow a pen? When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane Total: 8 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations.(Not at all) You are very generous. Total: 2 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total: 9 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing You are quite intelligent You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 10 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc You don't talk much You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 9 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite(half). You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. Total: 5.5 If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!), MissVioletBaudelaire13(Peter Pevensi, Klaus Baudelaire, Duncan Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire), dramaqueen5611(to many to list), IHeartPercyJackson (Percy Jackson), KellyHerondale (Jem Carstairs, Stefan Salvatore, Draco Malfoy, Fred Weasley) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile. If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is. If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stared at the computer screen, waiting for an email, because you have gone nowhere all day, copy this onto your profile. 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Therapy is expensive; Poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. We're all gonna die, but I gotta helmet. I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of a toaster. Pickles are like cucumbers soaked in evil. I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you. We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous. Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. Procrastinators, UNITE . . . Tomorrow. I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. To err is human, to arr is pirate. I used to be normal, but then I met those losers that I now call my best friends. I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do. Life was so much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits. --]-- put this Put this on your profile if you've ever scared someone away within the first 5 minutes of meeting them. Put this on your profile if you've ever had your annoying inner voice say something when no one's talking and you yelled at it to shut up. Put this on your profile if you still believe in cooties. Put this on your profile if you've ever done something just to annoy someone else. Put this on your profile if you've ever gave someone the silent treatment and then laughed at a joke they said. Percy P-erfect! E-xciting R-ocks C-ool Y-yes! he's awesome!!! Annabeth A-mazing or Always has a plan N-os alot N-othing gets in her way A-rchtiecture B-eautiful E-xciting T-oo Intelligent H-eroic Not PJO related. Please read Let's all go back to our first story. You'd signed up for your account and waited patiently for the waiting period before new users could post stories. And then, finally, you hit the post story button, and waited. Don't we all remember how excited we were when we checked the review count and see we'd actually gotten a review? We didn't even care if it was a three word "Good chapter, update." (even though we wished for more.) And as the reviews came in, you felt that smile creep across your face. The excitement (however small) you get when you see the review count go up is always enjoyable. Are we really so cruel as to deny someone that feeling? It only takes five minutes tops. Join the revolution, take the pledge and paste this onto your profile. I,1 PERCY JACKSON FAN, pledge to always try to thoughtfully review every chapter of every story I read. I pledge to not leave flames and only offer advice. I pledge to raise the review count, one chapter at a time. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship. There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth a billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth. All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first. There are two types of people in the world . . . people that stink, and Percabeth shippers. Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires. The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shippe(OR, but only, if the pen is Riptide.). Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper." He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies. People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. Pi= Perc.abeth Percabeth. (Soooooo true!!!XD) If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile I am the people. My name does not define me. Neither does my title, my status, or my power. Preppy. Goth. Nerd. Titles. Nothing more. In ten years, they will just be another memory. Anonymous. Such a powerful meaning to such a simple word. Clandestine. Unknown. The beauty is in the mystery. There is no room for segregation, because there is nothing to segregate. If you knew me—the real me—you would ignore this and walk away. What’s one more girl, right? She’s a nobody. A wallflower. She doesn’t matter, and neither does what she has to say. I have a story. A past. Just like everyone else. I have lived, loved, and lost. I have stood in and out of the spotlight. And you know what? It didn’t change anything. I still run through the rain with freedom in every step. I still dance when no one is watching. I still lay on my back in the grass, staring up at the clouds, watching for something more. In the spotlight, having every move you make analyzed and examined for faults. That’s not what I want. I don’t want fame, or recognition. I don’t want you to come running, either to congratulate me, or spit on the ground in front of me. All I want is to have a voice, and to know that it’s being heard. I am me. No one else. Wikipedia--I know everything. Google--I have everything. Facebook--I know everyone. Internet--Without me, you all are nothing. Electricity--Keep talking, mhmm. Annabeth vs. Hermione vs. Bella Annabeth : It's hard to believe you can teleport using a stick. Hermione : This isn't a stick. It's a wand. You're the one to say. A cap that makes you disappear? Annabeth : It's simple physics. Now tell me what is the science on the splitting of souls. Hermione : Only after you explain to me the lack of DNA in all of you guys. Annabeth : After you explain how to make things float with words and a wand. Hermione : After you explain how a watch can become a giant shield. Annabeth : Hermione : Annabeth : Hermione : Annabeth : Hermione : At least our boyfriends don't sparkle. Annabeth : Right! Bella : HEY! Epic Fails: The directions on a Jiffy Pop are on the back of the cover. When you tear the cover off to see the directions, step one is: "Remove cover." The box says "Fragile" but the postman just tosses it and runs off. Epic Pranks: Buy a parrot, then teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" Change your name to Simon, then walk around speaking in the third person. Run into a store and ask loudly what year it is wearing old timey clothes. When someone tells you the year, shout, "It worked!" and run back out. Live: When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Everything is okay in the end. If it isn’t okay, then it’s not the end. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. Love: When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. The boy gave the girl thirteen roses. Twelve were real. One was fake. The boy told the girl, "I will love you until the last rose dies." Death leaves a heartache no one can repair, but love leaves a memory no one can steal. Laugh: Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us. Normal is just a setting on washing machines. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing. “This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. The real girls." Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree "Copy and Paste this to your profile" (Skip unless bored!) •) .•) .•.•) .•(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you couldn't stop thinking about a book add this to your profile. If you are in LOVE with fictional characters copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utterly worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile. Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile. You know the girl you just called fat? She overdosed on diet pills. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the counter said "coloured people aren't allowed here. the black man said... "When i was born i was black, when i'm hot i'm black, when i'm cold i'm black, when i'm sick i'm black, and when i die i'll be black But...When you were born you were pink, when you are hot you are red, when you are cold you are blue, when you are sick you are green, when you die you'll be purple. and you're calling me coloured?" Paste this on your profile if your against racism. The hand of friendship has no colour. Yes, I'm a guy. I push doors that clearly say PULL , I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing , I walk into a room and forget why I was there , I count on my fingers in math , I hide the pain from my loved ones , I say it’s a long story when it’s really not , I cry a lot more then you think , I care about people who don't care about me , I try do things before the microwave beeps , I listen to you even when you don't listen to me and a hug will always help. Yes I'm a girl! repost this if...you always hear your name, when its not being called. you hate hearing your voice in recordings. you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called. you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next. you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. (Toilet!) you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other. you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. IF JUSTIN BIEBER THREATENED TO JUMP OF A BUILDING 80% OF GIRLS WOULD BE SCREAMING. PUT THIS ON YOUR PORFILE IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 20% OF THAT WOULD BE GRABBING THE POPCORN AND SITTING ON A LAWN CHAIR, SCREAMING "DO A FLIP!" NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4.You know which pages the good parts are on. 5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. 9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. 16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21.You dream about PJO every night. 22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. 23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 24.You know PJO better then most sane people 25.You have links to every great PJO site 26.You add things to the list every day 27.You know what you would do if you were Percy 28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!) 29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future 30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' 33.You are trying to learn Greek 34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes 37.You have an instant crush on Nico! 38.You just have to research more about greek mythology 39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. 40.You want to learn Latin 42.You copy/paste this onto your profile 43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over 44.You have taken every test you can find about what demi godly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to 45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree 47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed 48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god. Goddess 50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41 52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list 53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!! 55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...) Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I’m at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go The Kane Chronicle Pledge: I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old I promise to remember Bast When I see cat's eyes that are gold I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird I promise to remember Isis I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly I promise to remember Anubis When a cute boy catches my eye I promise to remember Zia When I see someone working magic I promise to remember Julius Kane When someone's life is tragic When someone I love is gone And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this song. Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Boomerangs can cast spells. It's possible to gamble moonlight. Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. Rainbows have power. Fruit bats can be deadly. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried nailing jello to a wall, slamming a revolving door or swallowing a whole tablespoon of cinnamon. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. "Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" - Tyson Battle Of The Labyrinth "Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said."We should eat while we can." ''Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderful, sometimes they escape punishment." - Rick Riordan "You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search." - Rick Riordan "It's him," I said. "Typhon."I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!"-Percy Jackson The Last Olympian "How did you die?" "Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" - Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there." "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." - Percy Jackson The Titans Curse You know you're obsessed with PJO when: During a thunderstorm you scream "CALM DOWN ZEUS!" Everytime you use the internet you thank Hermes. Everytime you see an owl you say "Hi Athena!" (Haha, I have actually done this one!) You've googled Camp Half-Blood's address. (It's there too!) You always carry a ball point pen in your pocket. (Yep!) Everytime you pick up a pen you hope it turns into a sword. (YEP!) When you clap your hands you hope the dead will appear to do your bidding. (tried and failed) You become obessessed with Adidas shoes because they have the symbol of Hermes. (True...) If someone says "Percy" (Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (EVERYTIME!) You go on a cruise and hope it's not the Princess Andromeda. (The only fear i have while on a cruise ship) You try to control water. Everytime you see an orange shirt, you look to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood one. (Yes.) Everytime you see a NY Yankees cap you say "Annabeth!" (You get weird looks if you do this one, i tried) You burn food to see if it smells good. (Never tried it) You see an emo and say to them "Hi Nico." Recite random lines from the books (If i remember them!) If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: (I can read it!) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. ADid you know... 1) Kissing is healthy. 2) Bananas are good for period pain. 3) It's good to cry. 4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. 6) Lying is actually unhealthy. 7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. 8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. 10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. 11) Chocolate will make you feel better. 12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. 13) A good friend never judges. 14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any. 15) Boys aren't worth your tears. 16) We all love surprises. 17) Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH. Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Do more than exist, Do more than touch, Do more than look, Do more than read, Do more than hear, Do more than listen, Do more than think, Do more than talk, -John H. Rhoades Quotes of awesomeness You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman" It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. So Very, Very True!! I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere I Lost The Disk!!! Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Noooo. THE CULT OF G!!! Forecast for tonight: darkness Evrey night is the same!!! If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I'm Confused! I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. HAHAHA!! Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Yeah... How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? INSIDE THE CAKE!!!!! Glue Cake... Interesting... If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something True... Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. YES There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience. To oppose something is to maintain its existence. If people lead, the leaders will follow. Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! The Yogscast! Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. And That My Children, Is Why Snipers Do Not Fly. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! Me Too! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. True.. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer Hehe... I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun! Being weird is like being normal, only better. Crazy and proud: Have you seen my sanity? I'm afraid I've lost it! Jk! I never had any! There are times I question your sanity. You can't. Why? I don't have any! I think you might have crossed the line between Genius and Insane. Please! I never crossed it! I was born on this side! You just crossed the line! Oh please! I just went around it! You know it isn't very big. I think you have lost your sanity. WHAT SANITY? You are a crazy person! No! I'm YOUR crazy person! Are you sane? What is sane?As far as I know there is Crazy and Crazier! Do you know the differences between you and me? Of course! You are boring, your life is pointless and unexciting. You have no imagination and you never think outside the box or take risks! I am interesting. My life is full of joy and laughter. I have an imagination, always think outside the box, and always take risks! No. I am sane and you are not. MY POINT EXACTLY!!!! Sweet Crud Copy/paste this in your profle if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horrible to Percabeth! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!" 92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!! If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world. 93 percent of people would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile "Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother?" 7 Ways to scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." FactsOfLife Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL! If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile PERCABETH FOREVER!! IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! LONG LIVE THE GODS!! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Things Learned From Percy Jackson 1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse 2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian 3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth 4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse 5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth 6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth 9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters 10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse 11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief 12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters 13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian 14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief 15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters 16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief 17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters 18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif 19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse 20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian "Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." -Percy, Zoe, Thalia and Grover Percy Jackson and the Olympians Books "Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson "Go to Hades!" "Already there," - Sisyphus and Nico Di Angelo "Family spat! You turned me into a dandelion!" - Nico Di Angelo "I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?" - Percy Jackson "Note to self: If you vaporize monsters, they can't answer your questions." - Percy Jackson "I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson "Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson "You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson "Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world." - Someone from the Battle of the Labyrinth "Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said "That's not what I meant." — Thalia Grace and Percy Jackson "Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood "That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" - Percy Jackson She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.- Percy Jackson "With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo "Beacause I'm your friend Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"- Annabeth Chase "Let us find the dam snack bar."-Zoe Nightshade "Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson "Aw man I should be on medication" -Percy "This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Riptide "Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minitor throws a cow at their car "Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy "Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth "That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke "Oh, you guys take camp way to seriously..." -Percy "Junior protector." "Was that really necessary?" -Percy and Grover "Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover "Those are working class Americans!" -Grover "(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover "Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover "We're heading to the chapel! We're getting married! Wait, which one did I propose to?" -Grover "That's how you get out of a casiono! That it how your drive!" -Grover "OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover "Great, they smell goat..." -Grover "Or what? What will you do? I'm already in hell..." -Pershephone "NO! Stick to the Mick Jager thing...it works for you!" -Grover Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end When Drowning… Mortal: LIFEGUARD! PJO fan: PERCY! HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed” When rain suddenly come… Mortal: Damn it! PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus! HP fan: Accio umbrella! Exclaiming… Mortal: Oh My god! PJO fans: Di Immortales! HP fan: Merlin’ People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. That There was the definition of my life. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. He who laughs last didn't get it. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Be insane- well behaved people never made history. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I'm not random . . . you just can't think as fast as me. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you!" The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!" When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and leave life to wonder how the heck you did it. When life gives you lemons, ask for some water and sugar or your gonna make some pretty crappy lemonade. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eyes. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss. Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit, when there are FOOTSTEPS on the Moon. Girls are like phones- We like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll be disconnected! Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. When in doubt, check a fortune cookie. It is right 5% of the time. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Immaturity is the best kind of maturity. Relax. Nothing is okay. The cops never find it as funny as you do. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me? I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept! An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... So HA! Team Basilica forever! I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. As long as it isn't Edward. The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve." "Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair." "It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up." "Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!" When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7 Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada (\)_(/) -We are born with two legs, two arms, two eyes, two hands, but only one heart. Thats because the other heart is somewhere around the world, waiting for you -One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me -Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. -Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. -Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. -It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. -If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. -Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up -Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? -I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me? -If two wrongs don't make a right...try three. -When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies. -Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that! -It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it. -It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious. -"It's just strange how the evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't." -if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! -"Nobody move! I dropped my brain." -"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." -"He who laughs last didn't get it." -I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! -Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. -Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. -Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us -If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. -I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. -I'm not obsessed...I just think intensely... This is like, my favorite poem EVER: Her hair was up in a pony tail, 25 Reasons to Thank my Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? Pranking the Aphrodite cabin. 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? Percy 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Annabeth 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Drew HATE HER SO MUCH 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? House of Hades 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? Annabeth 7. Favorite God or Goddess? My lady (Artemis) 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Say hi. 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Annabeth 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Annabeth 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? "No! I am a hunter of Artemis sicko!" 12. Favorite PJatO Pairings? Percabeth, Percabeth, Percabeth, Percabeth, Percabeth, Perizzy (Me and Percy) 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? Ummm... Hi? 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Hanging out with Annabeth 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? The whole story of golden fleece... "It was probably important to her!" 16. Favorite Percy Moment? “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.” 17. Favorite Nico Moment? With great power, comes great need to take a nap 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? I dunno? “Blowfish, did you say?” Ah, no. Blofis, actually.” Oh, I see,” Poseidon said. “A shame. I quite like blowfish. I am Poseidon.” 19. Favorite Grover Moment? Wedding dress *snickers* 20. Favorite Random Moment? "Don't insult my ability to annoy..." That whole conversation My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. FOR MOTHERS AND THEIR DAUGHTERS... Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know dear...you'll have to ask Grandma." Things Percy Jackson has taught Me Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. (YEAH, GO PERCY!) Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. (MRS. O'LEARY!!!) Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. (GO TWELVE YEAR OLDS!!! AND SILVER!!!!!! XD) Math teachers really are evil. (FINALLY!! PROOF!!!) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. (I knew this before Percy Jackson! Fact. Of. Life.) Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. (EVER. Or at least get him to try it first. And remember while he’s down to snap your fingers and say: Ergo.) Sometimes fatal flaws can be good. Burritos make deadly projectiles. Pigs really do fly. If you ever meet a homeless man at a train station named Fred, don’t let him read you his poetry. Never underestimate a blonde girl. Being a hero requires sacrifice. When the sun starts rising later, Apollo is being lazy. Enchiladas make satyrs run faster. Never accept a gift from a Stoll brother. Names have power. Being outnumbered doesn't matter. You can't run away from your fears forever. Everyone has a fatal flaw. Don't judge a book by its cover. Everyone has problems. You can find friends in the oddest of places. Friends are always there for you. You’re going to be okay. Sometimes, it takes guys (Or girls) years to take a hint. Your family could be way worse. Sometimes, the bad guys aren't as bad as you think. Life Goes On. "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was. Why Annabeth freaks out if she doesn’t bring a pen to school: Lost your pen= No pen You say vampires, I sayDEMIGODS! You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN! You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY! You say Bella, I say ANNABETH! You say Jacob, I say NICO! You say Jasper, I say LUKE! You say Alice, I say THALIA! You say Rosalie, I say SILENA! You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS! You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF! You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON! You say Esme, I say ZOE! You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!! In loving memory of... ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos …Michael Yew, who risked his life to stop the enemy ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War PERCY JACKSON PROPHECIES The Lightning Thief Prophecy: You shall go west and face the god who has turned, The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone. The Titan's Curse Prophecy: Five shall go west to the goddess in chains. The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, THE GREAT PROPHECY: A half-blood of the eldest gods THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, LOST HERO PROPHECY: Child of Lightning, beware the earth, THE SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY To the north, beyond the gods, OTHER SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY (Given by Mars/Ares) Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die. THE MARK OF ATHENA Wisdom's daughter walks alone, THERES A FRIGGIN PROPHECY FOR EVERY BOOK! RICK YOU TROLL! LET THEM RELAX FOR AT LEAST A WEEK! Classmate: Hey, Percy, can I borrow a pen? When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane Total: 8 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations.(Not at all) You are very generous. (I'm not sure on this one, so I'm counting it as 1/2) Total: 7 1/2 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total: 9 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing You are quite intelligent You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 10 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc You don't talk much You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 9 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite(half). You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. Total: 5.5 If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!), MissVioletBaudelaire13(Peter Pevensi, Klaus Baudelaire, Duncan Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire), dramaqueen5611(to many to list), IHeartPercyJackson (Percy Jackson), KellyHerondale (Jem Carstairs, Stefan Salvatore, Draco Malfoy, Fred Weasley) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile. If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is. If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stared at the computer screen, waiting for an email, because you have gone nowhere all day, copy this onto your profile. 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Therapy is expensive; Poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. We're all gonna die, but I gotta helmet. I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of a toaster. Pickles are like cucumbers soaked in evil. I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you. We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous. Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. Procrastinators, UNITE . . . Tomorrow. I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. To err is human, to arr is pirate. I used to be normal, but then I met those losers that I now call my best friends. I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do. Life was so much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits. --]-- put this Put this on your profile if you've ever scared someone away within the first 5 minutes of meeting them. Put this on your profile if you've ever had your annoying inner voice say something when no one's talking and you yelled at it to shut up. Put this on your profile if you still believe in cooties. Put this on your profile if you've ever done something just to annoy someone else. Put this on your profile if you've ever gave someone the silent treatment and then laughed at a joke they said. Percy P-erfect! E-xciting R-ocks C-ool Y-yes! he's awesome!!! Annabeth A-mazing or Always has a plan N-os alot N-othing gets in her way A-rchtiecture B-eautiful E-xciting T-oo Intelligent H-eroic Not PJO related. Please read Let's all go back to our first story. You'd signed up for your account and waited patiently for the waiting period before new users could post stories. And then, finally, you hit the post story button, and waited. Don't we all remember how excited we were when we checked the review count and see we'd actually gotten a review? We didn't even care if it was a three word "Good chapter, update." (even though we wished for more.) And as the reviews came in, you felt that smile creep across your face. The excitement (however small) you get when you see the review count go up is always enjoyable. Are we really so cruel as to deny someone that feeling? It only takes five minutes tops. Join the revolution, take the pledge and paste this onto your profile. I,1 PERCY JACKSON FAN, pledge to always try to thoughtfully review every chapter of every story I read. I pledge to not leave flames and only offer advice. I pledge to raise the review count, one chapter at a time. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship. There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth a billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth. All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first. There are two types of people in the world . . . people that stink, and Percabeth shippers. Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires. The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shippe(OR, but only, if the pen is Riptide.). Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper." He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies. People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. Pi= Perc.abeth Percabeth. (Soooooo true!!!XD) If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile I am the people. My name does not define me. Neither does my title, my status, or my power. Preppy. Goth. Nerd. Titles. Nothing more. In ten years, they will just be another memory. Anonymous. Such a powerful meaning to such a simple word. Clandestine. Unknown. The beauty is in the mystery. There is no room for segregation, because there is nothing to segregate. If you knew me—the real me—you would ignore this and walk away. What’s one more girl, right? She’s a nobody. A wallflower. She doesn’t matter, and neither does what she has to say. I have a story. A past. Just like everyone else. I have lived, loved, and lost. I have stood in and out of the spotlight. And you know what? It didn’t change anything. I still run through the rain with freedom in every step. I still dance when no one is watching. I still lay on my back in the grass, staring up at the clouds, watching for something more. In the spotlight, having every move you make analyzed and examined for faults. That’s not what I want. I don’t want fame, or recognition. I don’t want you to come running, either to congratulate me, or spit on the ground in front of me. All I want is to have a voice, and to know that it’s being heard. I am me. No one else. Wikipedia--I know everything. Google--I have everything. Facebook--I know everyone. Internet--Without me, you all are nothing. Electricity--Keep talking, mhmm. Annabeth vs. Hermione vs. Bella Annabeth : It's hard to believe you can teleport using a stick. Hermione : This isn't a stick. It's a wand. You're the one to say. A cap that makes you disappear? Annabeth : It's simple physics. Now tell me what is the science on the splitting of souls. Hermione : Only after you explain to me the lack of DNA in all of you guys. Annabeth : After you explain how to make things float with words and a wand. Hermione : After you explain how a watch can become a giant shield. Annabeth : Hermione : Annabeth : Hermione : Annabeth : Hermione : At least our boyfriends don't sparkle. Annabeth : Right! Bella : HEY! Epic Fails: The directions on a Jiffy Pop are on the back of the cover. When you tear the cover off to see the directions, step one is: "Remove cover." The box says "Fragile" but the postman just tosses it and runs off. Epic Pranks: Buy a parrot, then teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" Change your name to Simon, then walk around speaking in the third person. Run into a store and ask loudly what year it is wearing old timey clothes. When someone tells you the year, shout, "It worked!" and run back out. Live: When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Everything is okay in the end. If it isn’t okay, then it’s not the end. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. Love: When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. The boy gave the girl thirteen roses. Twelve were real. One was fake. The boy told the girl, "I will love you until the last rose dies." Death leaves a heartache no one can repair, but love leaves a memory no one can steal. Laugh: Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us. Normal is just a setting on washing machines. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing. “This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. The real girls." Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree "Copy and Paste this to your profile" (Skip unless bored!) •) .•) .•.•) .•(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you couldn't stop thinking about a book add this to your profile. If you are in LOVE with fictional characters copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utterly worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile. Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile. You know the girl you just called fat? She overdosed on diet pills. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the counter said "coloured people aren't allowed here. the black man said... "When i was born i was black, when i'm hot i'm black, when i'm cold i'm black, when i'm sick i'm black, and when i die i'll be black But...When you were born you were pink, when you are hot you are red, when you are cold you are blue, when you are sick you are green, when you die you'll be purple. and you're calling me coloured?" Paste this on your profile if your against racism. The hand of friendship has no colour. Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL , I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing , I walk into a room and forget why I was there , I count on my fingers in math , I hide the pain from my loved ones , I say it’s a long story when it’s really not , I cry a lot more then you think , I care about people who don't care about me , I try do things before the microwave beeps , I listen to you even when you don't listen to me and a hug will always help. Yes I'm a girl! repost this if...you always hear your name, when its not being called. you hate hearing your voice in recordings. you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called. you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next. you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. (Toilet!) you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other. you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. IF JUSTIN BIEBER THREATENED TO JUMP OF A BUILDING 80% OF GIRLS WOULD BE SCREAMING. PUT THIS ON YOUR PORFILE IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 20% OF THAT WOULD BE GRABBING THE POPCORN AND SITTING ON A LAWN CHAIR, SCREAMING "DO A FLIP!" NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4.You know which pages the good parts are on. 5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. 9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. 16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21.You dream about PJO every night. 22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. 23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 24.You know PJO better then most sane people 25.You have links to every great PJO site 26.You add things to the list every day 27.You know what you would do if you were Percy 28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!) 29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future 30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' 33.You are trying to learn Greek 34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes 38.You just have to research more about greek mythology 39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. 40.You want to learn Latin 42.You copy/paste this onto your profile 43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over 44.You have taken every test you can find about what demi godly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to 45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree 47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed 48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god. Goddess 50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41 52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list 53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!! 55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...) 56. You notice there is no 37 57. You just checked 58. You copy&paste this into your profile Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I’m at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go The Kane Chronicle Pledge: I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old I promise to remember Bast When I see cat's eyes that are gold I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird I promise to remember Isis I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly I promise to remember Anubis When a cute boy catches my eye I promise to remember Zia When I see someone working magic I promise to remember Julius Kane When someone's life is tragic When someone I love is gone And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this song. Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Boomerangs can cast spells. It's possible to gamble moonlight. Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. Rainbows have power. Fruit bats can be deadly. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried nailing jello to a wall, slamming a revolving door or swallowing a whole tablespoon of cinnamon. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. "Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" - Tyson Battle Of The Labyrinth "Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said."We should eat while we can." ''Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderful, sometimes they escape punishment." - Rick Riordan "You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search." - Rick Riordan "It's him," I said. "Typhon."I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!"-Percy Jackson The Last Olympian "How did you die?" "Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" - Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there." "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." - Percy Jackson The Titans Curse You know you're obsessed with PJO when: During a thunderstorm you scream "CALM DOWN ZEUS!" Everytime you use the internet you thank Hermes. Everytime you see an owl you say "Hi Athena!" (Haha, I have actually done this one!) You've googled Camp Half-Blood's address. (It's there too!) You always carry a ball point pen in your pocket. (Yep!) Everytime you pick up a pen you hope it turns into a sword. (YEP!) When you clap your hands you hope the dead will appear to do your bidding. (tried and failed) You become obessessed with Adidas shoes because they have the symbol of Hermes. (True...) If someone says "Percy" (Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (EVERYTIME!) You go on a cruise and hope it's not the Princess Andromeda. (The only fear i have while on a cruise ship) You try to control water. Everytime you see an orange shirt, you look to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood one. (Yes.) Everytime you see a NY Yankees cap you say "Annabeth!" (You get weird looks if you do this one, i tried) You burn food to see if it smells good. (Never tried it) You see an emo and say to them "Hi Nico." Recite random lines from the books (If i remember them!) If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: (I can read it!) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! I am aewomer tahn you! Scuekr! If you could read that put it in your profile! mzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile. Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds make the world go round. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of people are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you believe in the one and true god put this on your profile: Friends: Will stay at you house evey other weekend Best Friends: Are you weekend boarders. Friends: Will comfort you when you're rejected. Best Friends: Will go hunt down the mofo that broke your heart with a shovel while singing "Somebody's gonna get it!" Friends: Borrow things and will give it back. Best Friends: Will keep things so long they don't know that it's yours anymore. Friends:Will call your parents Mr./Mrs. Best Friends: Will call your parents Mommy/Daddy. Friends: Won't eat your food Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food. Friends: Will help you up when you fall down. Best Friends: Will help you up then knock you down again. Friends: Have your number Best Friends: Have you on speed dial. Friends: Are there for your funeral Best Friends: Are in the coffin next to you. Friends: Are only for a little while. Best Friends: Are for a life time. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! I am aewomer tahn you! Scuekr! If you could read that put it in your profile! Whenever I see a bow and quiver, I think of Katniss Whenever I hear the word arena, I think of the games. Whenever I smell bread, I think of Peeta Mellark. Whenever I taste sugar, I think of Finnick Odair. Whenever I see roses, I think of President Snow. Whenever I see flames, I think of Cinna. Whenever I see a duck tail I think of Prim. Whenever I see a snare I think of Gale. Whenever I see a bottle of liquor, I think of Haymitch. Whenever I see a sword, I think of Cato. Whenever I see something shimmer, I think of Glimmer. Whenever I see a large stone, I think of Clove. Whenever I see a wrestler, I think of Thresh. Everytime I hear birds singing I think of Rue. And whenever someone says the word games, I immediatly get a shiver down my back. And everytime I read a book I wish it were The Hunger Games... (or Harry Potter :D) Real Harry Potter fans: Can sing a whole sorting hat song. Fake Harry Potter fans: Are still struggling to remember the founders’ names. Real Harry Potter fans: Have read ALL 7 books by J.K. Fake Harry Potter fans: Think it’s amazing they’ve watched all the movies. Real Harry Potter fans: Booked tickets for the first night of Deathly Hallows. Fake Harry Potter fans: Decided to wait until it was cheaper and less crowded. Real Harry Potter fans: Are suffering badly from OPD. Fake Harry Potter fans: Don’t even know what it is. Real Harry Potter fans: Know the story of the K in J.K. Rowling. Fake Harry Potter fans: Think it’s her real name Real Harry Potter fans: Will copy and paste this and give me credit. Fake Harry Potter fans: Will ignore this, now they know the truth. Real Harry Potter fans: ARE REAL! Fake Harry Potter fans: ARE FAKE Harry Potter told us that love and friendship can beat all kinds of evil Hunger Games told us that war isn't good and we must fight for our rights.We defended the Stone, we found the Chamber, we freed the Prisoner, we were chosen by the Goblet, we fought alongside the Order, we learned from the Prince, and we mastered the Hallows. We are the Harry Potter generation Once a potterhead ...always a potterhead I promise to remember Tonks Each time time I knock something down. And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley Whenever I'm out of town. I promise NOT to obey traffic laws For Sirius's sake of course. And I promise to remember Lupin When my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Arthur Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room. And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins Every time fireworks boom. I promise to remember Lily When I see someone that holds pure beauty. And I promise to remember Dobby Whenever a pair of socks spots me. I promise to remember Teddy When I see someone with turquoise hair. And I promise to remember Molly When someone tells me they care. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism. Okay Guys I'm sorry about this but I have to put these up as they made me almost die laughing. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. Seamus Finnigan is not "after me lucky charms" House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf” A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. I will not go into the forbidden forest looking for Charlie the Unicorn Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms. I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them - Especially not all of them at once I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort. Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again. Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate. -Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge. Professor Lupin does not know anyone by the name of Jacob Black. –Even though he was friends with someone named Sirius Black. I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade. I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. –Or Wen Hair Care. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape’s private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing. "Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" is not an actual spell. Gryffindor's sword is not to be used to patrol the hallways. Shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating. Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom. Making a slinky go from the top of the astronomy tower to the ground level is not an appropriate pastime. - especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky”. - especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky” until the slinky hits the bottom. - especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky” until the slinky hits the bottom and starting the whole process over again whenever the slinky gets stuck. - apparently, not everyone loves a slinky. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween. I will not run through the halls shouting “Snape kills Dumbledore!” I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves. Centaurs do not give free rides to kids and I should stop telling the first years otherwise. "42" is not the answer to every O.W.L or N.E.W.T exam paper. -Neither is "Yo Mamma". Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June. Singing “The Mysterious Ticking Noise” in the library is rude and annoying. –Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me. –Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape. -Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape and refuse to let him out of the circle until he finds the pipe bomb. The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable". Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research. I will not shove professor Snape into a wall repeatedly while shouting “Bother” over and over again. -Nor will I enchant the Whomping Willow to do so. Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'. Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention. Hagrid is not to be referred to as “Gargamel” is not trying to capture the house elves for use in making a potion. Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer. I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard. will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice. -I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro. -It was not an honest mistake. I will not shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” every time I pass Dumbledore in a corridor. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda. Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either. I am not the wicked witch of the west. -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either. -I will not melt if water is poured over me. -Neither will Professor Umbridge. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. Asking Snape if his sister’s ok after that house fell on her is tasteless and will earn you a month of detention. Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic. Dragons are not permitted inside the castle, even if you are having trouble starting a fire in the common room fireplace. I will not loudly tell Hermione that “THE MARAUDER’S MAP ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR STALKING LOCKHART!” in front of a large group of Slytherins. –Even if she is stalking Lockhart. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you are a nerd, an athlete, artist, musician, and a gullible person copy and paste this to your profile. If you have bestfriends that are always there for you and listen to every weird thing you say, copy and paste this to your profile. A good percentage of boys are in love with Black Ops and a majority of girls are obsessed with Justin Bieber (BIEBER BLAST HA!). Copy and paste this to your profile if you don't like neither. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you hate annoying stupid boy bands with songs that make no sense, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. If you have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you love reading, copy this into your profile. If you are starting to get crazy from seeing 'copy and paste' then copy and paste this on your profile. Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Against Racism This happened on TAM airlines. A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess. "What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her "Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat" - "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any." The hostess left and returned some minutes later. "Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class." And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued "Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person." And turning to the black man, the hostess said: "Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..." And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet." SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! The Insanity Test Okay guys lets see how insane I am. This should be fun! And the x's are what I do. X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' x You have ran into a glass/screen door. X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. x You have run into a tree/bush. X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. x You just tried to lick your elbow. xYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. x You just sang them to make sure. X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. X You have choked on your own spit. You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. X You type with three fingers or less. x You have accidentally caught something on fire. You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. x You have caught yourself drooling (Over fictional characters by the way) X You have fallen asleep in class. X Sometimes you just stop thinking. x Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. x People often shake their heads and walk away from you x You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' X You use your fingers to do simple math. You have eaten a bug accidentally... X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. X You break a lot of things. X You tilt your head when you're confused. X You have fallen out of your chair before. X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. x The word "um" is used frequently. X You don't know what "um" means. x You say "what" and "huh" a lot. X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. Grand total: 32 Now divide that by 38 and times by 100. My score: 84.2105263 % insane. Basically if you ever meet a really random person that fits my description above then just run away and never ever look back. If this applies to you then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl who people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl who hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, dbzchichifan, Mortalinstrumentsgurl1, and rcs17, Divergentshadowhunter99,Kelly Herondale ..."let's all be psychos together! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people -You walk outside to your car and some old women walking down the street and you run inside screaming. Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!" Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!" Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!" I'm that girl who is always alone. I have one friend per school year, and that's it. I sit in the corner and read instead of gossiping or painting my nails. I don't let anyone in. I put up a wall, suggesting that I am badass, powerful, and slightly moody. But inside, I'm broken. I realized that I honestly don't care about anything, other than drawing, reading, and writing. I'm writing a book series, can easily get lost in the world of the supernatural. I draw during class and dance around when no one is looking. I am the girl who truly doesn't care about what her parents think. I'm the one who writes in her spare time. I'm that girl who has everyone fooled. They think I'm weak. Inferior. Unsuccessful. I'm the girl with a dream. If's (if questions): If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Um not sure really If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Sure. If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Probably along the lines of "This is a dream right?" and then I would probably faint. What would be his reaction to your reaction? Probably "Oops found another fangirl!" If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry or Hermione and all Slytherins If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Maybe More questions: Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Hermione of course! Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Draco. Post a character that has the same eye color as you. I didn't notice anyone's eyes. What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black. What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Bubblegum Pink and violet What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Ginger/Red What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Blue What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Emerald Green What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Really dark green Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Nope. If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Feliics, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I would save it. Do you like the books more or the movies? THE BOOKS!!!! Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Prongs! DUH! What would your Patronus take shape in? A dragon What would be your Animagus form? A dragon What subject do you want to be the best in? Potions, DADA, transfiguration This or that: Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius Hermione or Cho? Hermione. James Potter or Snape? James! Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid. The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Both Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus. Harry or Ron? Harry Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. Hermione or Ginny? Ginny Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? LUNA!! Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp. Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs Death Eaters or Aurors? AURORS!! Dumbledore or Voldemort? Hard question. Um.. Dumbledore Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First Is this survey fun or boring? Fun! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep I'm not insensitive, I just don't care Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. I stopped fighting my inner-deamon. We're on the same side now. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. (ME!) Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide. I ran with scissors - and lived! SlinkyEscalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last thinks slowest. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say physco like it's a bad thing... People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! 15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed or are planning to do it. TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Pretend to have amnesia. 4. Say everything backwards. 5. Run into walls. 6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. 9. Say all of the words in a film. 10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!" 11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!" 12. Talk to a pen. 13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 14. Try and climb the wall. 15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!" 16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes. 17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!" 18. Eat your hair. 19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!" 20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!" 21. Pretend to be a phone. 22. Try to swim in the floor. 23. Tap on their door all night. 10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At. 2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds. 3. Get Hit By A Parked Car. 4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday. 5. Try To Sell Your Money. 6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano. 7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store. 8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose. 9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet. 10. Ask For Diet Water at a restaurant. Things to do on an Elevator 1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5.MEOW occasionally. 6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7.SAY 'DING' at each floor. 8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18.DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19.BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20.PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21.SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22.CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." 24. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a demonic voice announce: "It is time..." (Okay that is pretty immature there but this is the sort of things i would actually do) IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" 5 really good comebacks: 1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice. 2. I have a computer & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? 3. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 4. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me? 5. If I throw a stick, will you leave? I am that girl. The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate. When angry… Mortal: Shut up! PJO: Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!(Go Uncle Zeus!) Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater! (Wooh! Go Daddy!) Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom! (Go Aunt Athena!) Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!(Go Uncle Hades!) Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you! Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away in case you didn't get that.) Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life! Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life! Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines! Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife. Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn't work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you! Favourite funnier TID quotes: Will looked at him in puzzlement. “Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine’s ‘genuphobia.’ It means an unreasonable fear of knees.” “What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?” inquired Jessamine. Tessa: They're not hideous. Will: What? Tessa: Gideon and Gabriel. They’re really quite good-looking, not hideous at all. Will: I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls. Tessa: And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Will Herondale? Will: Mauve Will: Did you just kiss me? Magnus: No. Will: I thought- Magnus: On occasion the aftereffects of the painkilling spells can result in hallucinations of the most bizarre sort. Will: Oh. How peculiar. "And maybe you should stop pitying yourself,” he said. “Most people are lucky to have even one great love in their life. You have found two.” “Says the man who has none.” Favourite funnier quotes from the Hunger Games series: 'Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?' I say. 'It must be. The sensation's completely new. How have you managed it all these years?' he asks. 'Just avoid mirrors. You'll forget about it,' I say. 'Not if I keep looking at you." Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” “Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?" He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown leaving him in just his underwear. "Why? Do you find this" -- he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose -- "distracting?" I laugh. Boggs looks embarrassed and Finnick looks more like the guy I met at the Quarter Quell” "You and a syringe against the Capitol?? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans." “Maybe the other tributes are out there beating one another senseless. Which would be fine." "That is Mahogany!" |
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