Current Interests: Supernatural, Being Human, Hetalia

Current Theme Song: "Dog Days Are Over" by Florence And The Machine

Current Band: Dir en grey

Ever since I was little I've howled at the full moon and crave blood on the new moon. Errrrrrrrr, I bark at people and bite them, Friend or Foe, yer DOOOO-MED!! I love anime and manga. Japan kicks ass and americans are r-tards! French people rule, some Italians suck. I love...just about everybody. I am actually encapable of hating people, I can dislike all I want. I do believe there is good in all people, it just takes someone to reach in there and pull it out...(covers face) Ignore that sentence!!

Personal stuff...I love to draw anime, write literature and poetry. My favorite epic poem is 'Loveless' read by Genesis Rhapsodos in Crisis Core. I have an expanded vocabulary which tends to confuse me at times becuase I be using words I didn't know I knew. I'm country, but you wouldn't be able to tell by how I type at times. I was born in Chatham, Virginia, but moved to Danville when I was 5. Oh, I love to sing. For you fuckers who think just cuz I love to sing I can't...LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE ASS-WIPE!! I can sing so don't get it twisted!! -anime vein, eye twitch-

I love my friends to death because they're all I have in my life. My two best friends...the two I trust without a doubt and the utmost sincerity. First there's Shelley. I met her in the 6th Grade and it's been five years knowing her. She was there when my big brother died and my life literally fell to peices. Nothing but the truth came from her and that was what I needed the most in my life. She's my main lifeline and I don't think I could really make sense of reality or have the little hope I have without her. Michelle is my calm, my peace, my serenity. Oh, did I mention she acts like a cat??

I think I have a cat fetish, scratch that, I DO!! Ya see, the other I trust with my life, even if she doesn't know it, is my friend Selina!

LINA, LINA, LINA, LINA, LINA, LIIIIINAAAAA!! I had to do that. She went to the same middle school as me and Shelley, but was a grade ahead of us! Although, I didn't know her personally back then. When we got to high school was when I got to her know her. It started off with her wanting to borrow my Tsubasa: Resevoir Chronicles manga, which looks like a friggin' DICTIONARY, and it kinda picked up from right there. Selina's...she's like my sense even though I don't like sense. She kinda makes sense of my senselessnessnessness...Okay, she makes everything clearer for me and I appreciate her very much. I've actual gotten into a couple of arguments with people cuz they talk about her at school. I don't care though, no one talks about my friends in front of me and not get their asses handed to them. Oh, MINE!! BACK OFF I'LL KILL THOSE WHO DARE TAKE HER FROM ME!! IF YOU THINK YOU GOT THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO DO IT, TRY ME BITCH CUZ I WILL BUST A CAP IN YO ASS!! I KEEL YOU!! YEAH ASSWIPE, I"M BEING LIKE ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST RIGHT NOW!! MIIIIIINE!!(she'll probably kill me fer writing that, she has an issue with being owned...She'll get over it...not really!)

Okay, maybe I should tell you how I really feel on the inside now. I sacrifice my all for those around me. I pretty much put myself up to be a human punching bag because I rather it be me than someone innocent. I try to help my friends as much as I can because without them, i really don't have any other reason in living. They ARE my family.

QUESTION TIME!!

1) At this moment, right now, where would you want to be?

20 miles outside of Italy with a TNT bomb!

2) Ya gotta choose...Felines or Canines?

FUCK YOU! I LOVE EM BOTH! (i think i just told myself to fuck myselfO.o)

3) Akuroku, Akudem, Roxion, or Zemyx?

Uhhhhh...akudem...(runs away from Axel's chakrams of fiery death)

4) Could you eat 40 bowls of ramen in 20 minutes?

Of course! I'm good at swallowing!(looks at the sky and whistles innocently)

5) Would you be stupid enough to spend the rest of your life looking up every anime in history AND read the manga?

...Are you calling me stupid or something?(am i insulting myself?)

Yes, yes you are.

SHUT-UP!

You just told yourself to shut-up.

Damnit, Sam, shut up and quit making me look crazy!

...Yes mistress...

6)Hichigo or Shinji?

You know that ain't fair for shit!

And? Your point being?

(glare,kick,smack,growl) Another one!

7)Owwwww, that hurt. Strawberries or white cherries?

Remind me to shoot you in the ass with a laser gun later, kay?

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

(gets zanpaku-to) Ask another question!!

New Question 7) Miyavi or Gackt?

Gackt is fucking GOD! But I will always choose my dear, beloved Miyavi!

8)(giggle) What do you need for..."Grape Drink"?

You need water...flavor...and PURPLE!!

9) Finish this quote..."WATER!-"

"Dance Water, Dance!"

10) Okay, if I say "Grimmjow Jeager-Jaques" you think?

A.K.A "CRACKER JACKS!!" (runs and glomps Grimmjow) GRIMMY-GRIMMY GRIMMJOW WITH THE GRIM JAW!!

11) Oi, okay, which was better out of the three; Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, or Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's?

I am not inclined to anwser such question. I SHALL NOT INCRIMINATE MYSELF! I PLEAD THE FIFTH!!

Crazy woman...

What was that Hollow?

Nothing my beloved Mistress

12) Pibb or Pibb Extra?

Selina: There's a difference?

Where'd she come from?!

KITTY!Glomp, hug, squeeze, lick, lick, doggy slobber, LICK OF LOVE

Selina: AUGH! MY FACE!

ARF!wags tail happily Looooove You!

13) Favorite Japanese Band?

Versailles-Philharmonic Quintet! Wah, Kamijo is the sexy!

14) I kissed a girl and I liked it!

The kiss of her cherry chapstick!(Actually, Lina taste like Vanilla)

And Gackt is singing "Vanilla"

Motherfucker

Here are 80 things that Fred and George Weasley are not allowed to do! I'm going sentoki hunting...SHITOSHI!

1) Ask Flitwick if there is a charm to remove clothes.

2) Yell ‘Furball!’ every time McGonagall coughs.

3) Put bright pink frilly bows in Lee Jordan’s hair.

4) Put Lee’s tarantula in Ron’s bed.

5) Actually blow up a Hogwarts toilet seat.

6) Charm Filch’s pants to fall down every thirty seconds...

7) ... and turn his underwear into a bright orange thong.

8) Shave Mrs Norris bald...

9) ... and then claim that they were doing her a favour.

10) Send Dolores Umbridge thousands of models of Centaurs.

11) Interbreed a dragon and a cat...

12) ... no matter how wicked the results may be.

13) Publicly investigate just how slowly they can make a ‘croaking’ noise.

14) Hide dairy products in inaccessible places...

15) ...such as their underwear drawer...

16) ...or on the roof.

17) Paint the house elves blue.

18) Brandish a fork and yell ‘Death be upon you!’ when threatened.

19) Tell everyone that Snape is Voldemort’s illegitimate child...

20) ...and then claim that Snape’s mother is in fact male... (even though that is biologically impossible...)

21) ...and that therefore, Voldemort is gay.

22) Tell Snape to schedule a hair cut for the Dark Lord.

23) Tell the ministry that Draco Malfoy is a ferret Animagus.

24) Wear capes that say ‘Magnificent one’ on them.

25) Psycho analyse Professor Snape...

26) ...and announce to the school that Snape is not depressed...

27) ...but that he is sex-deprived and does not have an appropriate release.

28) Claim that they are mutated goats.

29) Use the Marauders Map to stalk first years.

30) Attempt to eat Mrs Norris...

31) ...or Trevor...

32) ...or Scabbers...

33) ...or Hedwig.

34) Feed Crookshanks to Aragog.

35) Tell first years that what they are eating is really fried owl.

36) Swap Gilderoy Lockheart’s shampoo with blue food colouring.

37) Strip in Hogsmeade...

38) ...and tell people that they are part of the orgy that meets up every weekend in the Shrieking Shack.

39) Pour mouthwash in Dumbledore’s pumpkin juice at breakfast.

40) Tell everyone that Professor Lupin has rabies.

41) Shave off their eyebrows...

42) ...draw a unicorn on their foreheads...

43) ...and when someone asks why there is a unicorn on their heads, reply by asking them why there is a duck on theirs.

44) Loudly and publicly, thank Professor Dumbledore for ‘that amazing, sensual massage last night’.

45) Attempt to French plait Dumbledore’s beard and hair.

46) Point at random people and burst into laughter.

47) Ask people what gender they are.

48) Bring two puppies to breakfast and then claim that they are Professor Lupin’s cubs.

49) Pretend they are deaf/blind/mute.

50) Throw stones at passing teachers.

51) Give Umbridge a toad for Christmas.

52) Tell everyone that they are descended from Merlin.

53) Bark like a dog whenever someone says the word ‘the’.

54) Throw Dumbledore’s lemon drops out of a window.

55) Shave off Dumbledore’s beard and eyebrows.

56) Ask Professor Lupin where babies come from...

57) ...and carry on bugging him when he refuses to say anything.

58) Dip Snape’s toothbrush in the toilet.

59) Bring the Giant Squid as a date to the Yule Ball.

60) Use house elves as replacement bludgers.

61) Tell Professor Trelawney that she will die next week when a grand piano falls on her head...

62) ...find a grand piano and then attempt to actually drop it on her head.

63) Make dirty jokes about ‘Moaning’ Myrtle

64) Build up an army of rabid frogs...

65) ...and claim that together, they will take over the world.

66) Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies...

67) ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu’...

68) ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus.

69) Ask Professor Lupin relentless irrelevant questions about werewolves...

70) ...such as how big their ‘wands’ can get...

71) ...whether werewolves can be trained to play fetch...

72) ...whether ‘werewolf style’ is a lot different to ‘doggy style’.

73) Tell first years there is a campsite in the Forbidden Forest and that everybody goes there.

74) Announce to the whole of Hogwarts that Professor Lupin is a werewolf slayer.

75) Give Snape a lion cub for his birthday.

76) Spread rumours about an illicit love affair between Harry and Snape...

77) ...and then loudly state that this gives a 'whole new meaning to detention and punishment'.

78) Tell the school that Snape is growing a fringe.

79) Beat Percy to death with a teddy bear.

80) Chase first years around the castle threatening to kill them with a spoon.

I know, makes no sense right?

Bleach Questions

Who is your favorite character?

Strength wise, Ichigo. Smexilicousness, Hichigo.

Do you think Renji's head looks like a pineapple?

I'd say yes, but he's standing right next to me!!

Who do you hate the most?

Sousuke...Aizen...

Favorite pairings?

GrimmxIchi, HichixIchi, KisuxShinji

Do you think Urahara could reverse the affects of the Hogyoku?

Of course, the pimp can do anything!

Who would you make your little brother?

Wonderweiss Margera!

Who would you make your little sister?

Neliel Tu Oderschvank!

Do you believe that Aizen will recreate the Oken?

Hell no. Ichigo will kick his ass!

Who is the most Emo looking on Bleach?

Ulquiorra Schiffer

Who is your favorite espada?

GRIMMJOW JEAGER-JAQUES A.K.A "CRACKER JACKS!"