alter-ego: hey, maybe you should make some kind of code name to call yourself due to all the stalkers there are these days...

me: oh my god!! that is such an awesome idea!! good goin' opposite me!! you are soo SMART!! like OMG!! 'gives a big bear hug'

alter-ego: eww...gross. get your little paws off of me...and if you are calling me smart doesn't that make you stupid...Duh...

me: ohh ...HEY!!

alter-ego: what?

me: you just called me STUPID!!

alter-ego: no...in reality, you really called yourself stupid when you called me smart. (i'm not only smart, i am practically a genius)

me: ugh! wuahh!! why must you make me cry like this!! how MEAN!!

alter-ego: once again, that's your own fault.

me: ...huh?

alter-ego: nevermind... 'resists urge to bash her face in a wall' ...now are we ready to get back to what i was trying to say?

me: ...uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...what was that exactly? 'once again confused'

alter-ego: your code name...remember?

me: OMG!! YEAH!! of course i remember! that was such a great idea!! what should it be?!

alter-ego: that is your own choice...it will be your name anyways. 'no shit...'

me: ...uuummmm... oh, i know a great name!!

alter-ego: well, what is this 'great' name that you have come up with?

me: ...i always loved the name...KIRA!! isn't it sick!?

alter-ego: using the word 'sick' is incorrect there...

me: 'pouts' why's that!?

alter-ego: the actual definition of 'sick' is...to be unwell or have a disease...but i do like your code name, Kira, greatly.

me: YIPPEE!! me soo happy!! 'gives alter-ego another hug, only this time she is mostly strangling her'

alter-ego: ...help...me...someone...Kira, let me go!!

Kira's best friend: and until the end of time Kira kept her great codename. joy...'completely unenthusiastic and most likely bored'

me: OMG!! its my best friend!! 'giving another big bear hug, only this time my best friend is actually accepting it!!'

alter-ego: ...when the hell did you show up?

Kira's best friend: ' still doesn't care'...i've been here the whole time...how unobservant...

alter-ego: ...whatever...

me: ...does this mean i'm observant?! (there has to be something i'm good at!!)

Kira's best friend: ...no, you are just, plain stupid!!

me: ...HEY!! you insulted me!! why am i always around meanies!?

Kira's best friend: ...do you really want me to answer that?

me: NO WAY IN HELL!!

THE END!!

Hey, everyone! if that skit was hard to understand, here is the downlow...

(thoughts)

'actions/feelings'

and i really do feel like i have an alter-ego sometimes!!

Con amor muy grande,

the rockin crazy ferrett with a mace...Kira. =3