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OK... so... Hello People!

Welcome to my world: were i rule all as Goddess and all worship and adore Me ...lol

i have just recently joined up with the Program and hope you'll bare with me as i learn the ropes ;

~ I have a plan for an Awesome Naruto FF which i hope i will post one day so we have that to look forward to, But...

I have a , err, tendency to not finish what i start. either due to chronic writers block or loss of interest or a combination of both, but i do have some confidence that this will not happen because i have actually Planed this one out: I wrote a Ruff Draft! IT was Amazing! ... so it looks like it will go a whole lot smother than when i started out. Here's to hoping!


I am a Huge fan of NaruHina fan fiction! it is the best paring in all of naruto history! they are perfect for each other and deserve to be together, and any one who says 'nay' is a heartless jerk! or a saukura or sauskai fan, i don't know which is worse!

So here's my position on paring's and what-not:

~ Naruto is a sex god. The ultimate underdog. and the only next hokaga! his strength and will is an inspiration to us all and the fact that he can smile even when the chips are down only adds to the greatness of his character. he deserves the very best ... and there is only one person who can give it to him.

~ Hinata. a symbol of the shy timid girl that is within us all. We feel her pain and cheer her on for all of us who have ever been in a hopeless situation of heart and self. SHE is the only one who can give naruto the undivided love and attention that he so desperately needs and vice versa.

~ Sauskai = PANSY!! and needs to die a very painful death at the hands of Itachi or Oruchimaru... it would just serve him right to die at the nonexistent mercy of the people he was obsessed with! lol i love Sauskai bashing! He deserves every thing he gets in the end ... and he will ... he will.

~ Oruchimaru (since I'm on the topic) = Gay! (obviously) and the undeniable little brother of Voldamort: both obsessed with snakes and little boys, its pretty clear that they are related... and i will tie this into any and/or all of my fan fictions i may end up writing. the thought of these perfectly creepy villains give me shudders.

~Saukura = Pansy lover and deserves as such! the fact that she can be so insensitive and heartless with the feelings of our hero makes her the lowest of low, she does not deserve his love ... now if only we can get him to see that.

~Lee= we admire you for your FIERY YOUTHFUL SPIRIT! although it will probably leave us deaf in the end. LOL just kidding. Your a cool guy underneath it all (cough-cough that horrible green jumpsuit cough-cough) and with a serious make over and some chill-pills you could actually be quite descent. Now all we need to do is find a girl brave enough to do it... I'll think of something

~Neji= Now that naruto has beaten some sense into him he is really quite cool. and i think the whole change in behavior from " i hate you for your place and i am going to kill you" to " You are my sister and i must protect you at all causes so nobody touch her" is really sweet ... in a kind of extreme sort of way. And we all know that he as a thing for TenTen i mean shes the only girl hes been in contact with other than his cousins, its gonna happen some time.

~Shikamaru= yes we all know that you would rather do nothing at all but your peaceful laziness it just so tempting to mess with so be prepared to be screwed... just fyi. other than that have fun staring at clouds genius. XP


Oh yes ... um ...

Please do not send messages to this site.

i recently got my own email so...

If you would please send your messages to m.simmons90@yahoo.com i would much appreciate that

... my sister is tired of getting my mail ...

sorry for the inconvenience


Much love to all loyal minions ~ Demimeg (minor goddess of teenlove and insecurities)

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An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto and Hinata Lavender Eyed love by CrazyforHinata reviews
The beginning of a beautiful romance of Naruto and Hinata. For Naruto and Hinata lovers everywhere! The beginning isnt as good as the later on chapters but it does get better! Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 103,229 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What is Love? by Fester0662 reviews
What would happen if Naruto realized love was the missing element in his life? Hinata wants him so badly, Naruto wants but is not sure what it is he needs. They will find each other, and then the epic will begin. Rated M for language and adult content. Naru/Hina/ Partial Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 336,551 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Similar Differences by siany reviews
Crossover with 'Harry Potter'. T just to be safe. Naruto gets transported into Harry's bedroom and has the hard task of getting home. Complete, Re-edited, Finished
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,691 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 6,310 - Follows: 3,491 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Uzumaki Clan by morisato reviews
follow up to The Unfortunate Luck, Naruto just found out that his father is the 4th Hokage and that he can reclaim the Uzumaki clan. NaruXHina, Hope you like it. Contains Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,753 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Jutsu of Love? by Marchgirl reviews
A day of training turns sexy for Naruto & Hinata but it doesn't end there: Dating, conflicts w/friends, Parents?, a new Chunin exam and the fox is out of the bag! Naruto's life is turned upside down. He may lose his friends and more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 353,499 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Halfdemon havoc by stuntbutt reviews
this a story of Naruto a fox halfdemon and follows him and his friend's journey out a hell and into the world. lemons in later chapters. contains violence and strong languge. NarutxHinata and OCxOC. please read and review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,987 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's Summoning! by chazsvp2 reviews
Naruto Harry Potter x-over! Naruto is summoned by 15yearold Harry and his friends into the girls toilets of a castle. What is this 'magic' they speak of? And how are they gonna get back? Dark times are approaching...and the adventure begins.Discontiued
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,975 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Undiscovered Feelings Revealed by Formally known as Freya reviews
Naruto finds out about Hinata's feelings for him. It starts out as a harmless date to boost Hinata's confidence but may end as something more. Naruto's fondness for her as a friend starts to change into more than just friendship. RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,012 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
They Were Right by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NaruHina Two-shot, It seems as if Naruto and Hinata are the only ones that haven't experience IT, but can a simple run in change that. rated M for LEMON and LANGUAGe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Way I Dreamed IT by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NH,Expirience the drama, the romance, the action, and the thrill of the story see how Naruto and Hinata come together, the troubles they face, and the passionate moments they share. WARNING rated M 4 Language and LEMONS. Now COMPLETE, read it and enjoy it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 102,789 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hinata's Darkened Desires by Paladeus reviews
Hinata goes through a ... mind alteration, performed by Ino. When she's around Naruto, she slowly loses her inhibitions. While on a mission to subdue a rising evil, she decides how she will get him. NaruXHina, SakuXLee. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,699 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,049 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
You don’t deserve me by dasonone reviews
Naruto snaps. Naruto and Sasuke fought at the Valley of the End and Naruto won, bringing back Sasuke he expected a warm welcome…but it wasn’t how he wanted, trying to run away he is accompanied by someone he would have never expected. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,792 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Why do I have to hide? by Anonymous Joe reviews
NarutoxHinata Fiction. The adventure of Naruto as he learns to accept his new fox heritage maybe with the help of a certian girl...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,318 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Dreams of Demons by PurpleMoon3 reviews
sequel to Hinata's Little Black Book. Takes place approx. one month after prequel end. The remaining populace of Konoha is settling into the new system, while the ninja form new relationships and explore old ones. Meanwhile something brews in Sound...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Collision Course by MaxFic reviews
Harry is raised in Konoha with his Cousin Naruto, how different will things be when Harry and Naruto end up in Hogwarts together. HarryGinny NarutoHinata: On Hiatus
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,995 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Seal of Fate by DSK reviews
Hinata makes a rash decision, and Naruto must find a way to save her. Fortunately, or unfortunately, Kyuubi has an idea… NaruHina NejiTenten, ShikaIno, Saku? will come later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,689 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Out of Sight, Centre of Mind by Scorpio V1.2 reviews
This is my first ever fanfiction, Naruto lost his sight and it is up to Hinata to help him out. I got the idea from an episode of MASH where Hawkeye lost his sight. Please R&R, Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,620 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete