What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.

I have an elf. I'm insane, he's completely bonkers and isn't who he seems… These are our scary abnormal experiences.

When two teenage girls take a trip to The Phantom's opera house, will they come out alive? Will he? Or will they annoy him to death? A story about my friend and I. My own brand of phanfiction, a little of the book, movie, and musical. E/C, E/OC s , R/C

It may be a new century...but an old secret lurks beneath the Paris Opera house. When a girl sings Phantom of the Opera, she brings him from hiding...and this time...events will play out to HIS satisfaction.

Jack has never had what could be considered a normal life but being a possessed by an ancient, florescent tree is pretty much pushing it - even for her. Cleaned up, rewritten and fleshed out. Give it a try, you might be surprised. Little to none MS.

*Sequel to Shatterpoint* With Legolas reigning as the cold-hearted King of Mirkwood and Aragorn an exiled refugee, the opportunity seems prime for another strike at the Ranger, this time involving his beloved adopted family...

Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.

The Fellowship is trying to settle down for some quality time together when they are interrupted by the arrival of an evil fanfiction. Told from each character's point of view, it contains heavy sarcasm, popcorn, nude elves, and grumpy OCs. Enjoy!

A world famous marine biologist recalls her encounters with mermaids. They are just as real as you or I.

Aragorn is believed to be dead due to his fall with the wolf, but Legolas does not believe it. He stays behind, set on finding his friend.

Legolas is rather puzzled by the behaviour of the hobbits. Aragorn does not help. It's a long walk to Mordor...

As the fellowship travels through the long dark of Moria, the lack of sunlight and fresh air begins to get to them. Patience runs short, angers flare, and the hobbits strive to amuse themselves, all the while trying to pass through in secret.

Christine's world is turned upside down when alternate versions of herself and Erik drop into her life. Can the alternate Christine convince her that she's making a mistake by choosing Raoul over Erik? EC, AU. 2004 moviebased.