G1. Tired of Megatron's maltreatment, Starscream starts a hunger strike to claim his rights as Second in Command. The road to respect lies inside an energon cube.

A collection of drabbles and shorts spawned from a challenge on the Padded Cell.

A prank on Prime I do not own Transformers. Only the Pranks. I n know it's late for halloween. chapter 3 is acually a preveiw for a story that will follow if i get good reveiws.

Another product of the Random Pairing Generator. The Stunticons find themselves captured - and the Autobots try to rehabilitate them. Smokescreen, however, has never been quite as honorable as the rest of the Autobots. Dub con, dark themes

The Autobots and their friends experience Valentine's Day. Written for the 2007 LJ Valentine's Day Challenge.

When one of Wheeljack's experiments blows up, the consequences take their toll on the Ark's crew. Sparklings ahead! Warnings: Slash Pairings hinted/implied.

G1: The 28 Blitzwing ficlets I'm writing for the 28s meme on LJ, about one of my favorite triple changers. Genre ranges all over the place, and chapters are not necessarily related. Slash and het warned for in chapter titles.

28 Red Alerts for the meme that's been running around. 28 short stories featuring Red Alert, Autobot Security Director. Slash.

G1. Formerly 28 Aerialbots, until the crazy jets took over the story. We're flying without a destination now. Strap in and enjoy the ride. Barf bags are under the seat.

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

In the brig for insulting Megatron, Starscream recieves an unexpected visitor... and then the bunny grew! lots of smutty goodness!

G1; HYSTERICAL! The fuel crisis hits the Autobots hard, so they all get 'second jobs'. Anything that can go wrong - WILL! Past Chapter 2 - each one is a funny 'one-shot' featuring different bots! This will continue until I run out of Autobots...

After getting left behind on the battlefield, Starscream picks himself up.

There's something wrong, but Skywarp just can't quite put his finger on it... Oneshot, hinted Megatron x Starscream

Crack drabble. Outtake of “Fire in the Sky.” Skyfire has something to show, and he has something to gloat about.

Soundwave uses the newly-built space bridge to return briefly to Cybertron, and the mech who's waited for him for more than four million years. SoundwavexShockwave, slash, rated R, gift fic for Noa.

Waking up in the middle of a sound recharge a certain mech is NOT happy with what he hears and then sees. Contains slash and twincest you have been warned.

Red Alert and Reflector have an odd friendship...

From the prompt generator: Thundercracker/Reflector, dominance. "He has no way of anticipating where they will touch, what they will do, whether the next thing he feels will hurt or comfort." G1, slash, bondage.

Our favorite immature Decepticon prankster has devised his own drinking game. Heavy emphasis on 'his' drinking game. Charmingly puerile with Skywarp's unique ability to twist anything to the Nth degree of vulgarity. Rated T. Not for the faint of spark.

Shortfic. Takes place during "The Rebirth". Blurr is confused as to why Hardhead would do such a thing. HardheadXBlurr.

Skywarp and Rumble have nothing good to say to each other. Something has to come of it. G1, slash.

G1: Gratuitous Seeker smut, because I promised I would, dangnabbit. Slash.

In which Wildrider decides it's time to change his old license plate.

Generation One. One-shot. Gears sees something that compells him to... gasp! Be helpfull! Darn his Autobot core programming and his compassion circuits to the pits!

G1: Here's a condensed version of Starscream's infamous rant most smart people skip and most Decepticons wish they could skip, put into a kind of short story format ::with reference to possible future sequels:: .

G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.

Starscream's ghost has been captured and now he has to pay the price for ruining Megatrons plans again. It was an idea that was in my head and thought you guys would like it...

G1. In order to gain some leverage over the Autobots, the Decepticons kidnap Bumblebee. Unfortunately, it seems that the Autobots don't actually want the yellow twit back. They're more preoccupied trying to find ways to pay their massive electricity bill

G1 What will eventually be 35 stories featuring Wheeljack. Suggestions for additional prompts are welcome. Any applicable warnings will be at the start of each story.

G1: Grimlock finds a different way of venting via Sparkplug.

Megatron decides to treat his men to a much deserved sightseeing holiday in London. Oh dear... [Contains so much OOCness your head'll explode]

This is the sequel to 'to surrender is to submit'. Again created in a coauthored effort with Xobit Prime. This time starring not only Megatron and Starscream but Thundercracker and Skywarp as well!...I can hardly believe this is a WIP...DISCONTINUED

A series of oneshots describing seperate stages in their strange relationship. IronhideXChromia but of course, OptimusXElita. The rating will eventually go up. :D

Sequel to the popular Everyone Loves Wheeljack! Who is the father of Wheeljack's baby and your votes counted big time! How will our Wheeljack cope with being a mummy and will he ever find love?

G1 - Bluestreak has one of those pesky life-altering weeks. The Twins aren't helping, really, but at least they're something of a distraction. Chapter 4 now up.

G1. Mirage gets to learn something new while talking to Blaster. Slightly slashy, Mirage/Sideswipe. Just a random silly idea, that somehow morphed into more. Complete!

G1: Scanning for computer viruses, and vaccinating against new ones, is an important part of every giant-alien-robot-warrior's yearly routine. Skywarp just wants to do his part in aiding his fellows. Especially if it means dragging them screaming there.

Originally an IH/C one-shot, I've discovered a much deeper well-spring for the pairing, so now a series of drabbles. Fun for the whole family. And really, what's not to like about two gun-toting crazies who just happen to be in love with each other?

G1. Slash. Sunstreaker reminisces and decides he wants more. Sideswipe just has one thing on his agenda and Jazz discovers that while it can be fun watching, it’s far more fun to be involved! Prowl just doesn’t know what to think! Sequel to Dream Machine

Optimus Prime replaces a circuit within him that seems to give the Autobot leader violent changes. Soon Optimus Prime becomes a threat to both Decepticons and Autobots and it will take both fractions to stop him! Will UPDATE SOON! SORRY FOR THE WAIT

G1: Driven by mutual greed, Smokescreen and the Combaticon Swindle form an uneasy alliance which evokes some memories better left buried and in the past. Cross-faction Slash Swindle/Smokescreen

Comedy Oneshot. Reflector disappeared after the ending of season one of Gen1. Here, he tells us what happened next.

Smokescreen likes to consider Optimus the unluckiest mech known to machine. ::More Than A Leader series::

G1 - Sideswipe bites off more than he can chew when he finds out a little more about Red Alert than he wants to.

-You've skipped out on it since we woke up on this backwater mudball. Our performance is suffering.- Starscream, Thundercracker, snd Skywarp engaging in trine-snuggling and bonding. As much as one can, with a wingmate like Starscream anyway. Not fluffy.

G1. Ravage is sneaking into the Ark. Why? Spying on the Autobots? Nope, not this time. Total crack.

Seven Constructicon drabblets spawned by the Random Pairing Generator. Slash, disturbing themes, and Decepticon art abound.

G1, Cassetticon twinslash. Frenzy wishes Rumble would let his guard down for once.

G1: Inferno learns something new about Red Alert everyday. Unfortunately, he wasn't expecting this particular revelation, and it's consequences, to come up in the middle of interfacing. Slash: Inferno/Red Alert

Full title 'Tales of the Storage Closet : Unexpected Officer Occupation' - G1, slash - Jazz is a klutz, Prowl gets his nookie quota, and Bluestreak sees more than he ever wanted to.

G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.

Someone has a crush. Slash.

Ratchet has an interesting medical case today. I don't own Transformers, or any of the characters used in this fic, not even their toys.

The little-known tale of Starscream's dare and how Megatron got that helmet. G1, silly little ficbit

Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.

[G1] A collection of different Bluestreak stories, of all ratings. Based on the '28 InsertCharacterName' meme from Livejournal.

Oneshot, MegatronxStarscream, from Megatron's POV. We're a long way from home.

On a lone stretch of highway 666, Motor Master encounters something that is not meant to exist. Oneshot

Reflector, who is underrepresented in all aspects of the Transformers fandom, is sent on a job that actually makes sense. Unfortunately, he's distracted by a wonderful human invention. This is kind of a crack fic, full explanation inside. G1.

Starscream would from now on, give chocolate a lot more credit. Starscream x Megatron

Waspinator gives Terrorsaur a valentine. Valentine's Day Fanfic. Oneshot. Minor Slash. Beast Wars

G1: Arcee and Grimlock clash over the new and popular video game, Robotic Monkeys From Atlantis.

G1. Not even the ruthless and cruel Decepticons are exempt of certain male rituals. Warning: Robot nudity and lots of macho attitude!

G1. Who says Transformers can't play cards?

Grimlock learns the meaning of love and kisses from the most unlikely of mechs Grimlock x ? SLASH! Surprise pairing!

Slingshot tells about what it's really like to be part of a Gestalt team. And it's hardly fun and games.

A blizzard strands Ratchet and the Lamborghini Twins in the mountains, with unexpected results. December contest winner on LiveJournal, G1, slash, unrelated to TtH or CC. It all belongs to HasTak, and I make no profit from it. Here ya go, whiner. XD

Sometimes the monsters that haunt your dreams, are the ones you make. Megatron ruminates on his Elite Air Force.

A peek into the inner workings of the Decepticon Armada, with a healthy dose of influence from the human corporate world. Updated with an analysis of Decepticon sortie error ratings by Crankcase, and a quick message from your Communications Officer.

G1: Soundwave is sent on a mission to Cybertron to take back the energon cubes from the Autobot femmes and then return. But things don't go the way he planned...

After being told by a female Autobot he wasn't that good looking, Wheeljack invents a device to make any machine he wants fall in love with him! However he forgot to add the gender setting! Warning: It's an Transformer Shounen-Ai and hilarious scenes!

This is a one-shot on how Bluestreak and the twins met. At least how I see them to have met. This is my first try so please be nice. Hope I do ok..... Here goes nothing.

G1, oneshot. The twins put on a little show for their amusement... or is it about something more?

G1. Slash: Red AlertxInferno. There are definitely perks to being the Security Director.

G1. The Decepticons aren't very kid friendly...Feedback Welcome!

Sometimes you have to pay attention to the little details to realize something not so small about two people you thought you knew. For one mech, he learned that the hard way about Terrorsaur and Waspinator. Megatron's POV. Oneshot. Heavy Slash. Beast Wars

Starscream had a bit too much to drink. Total Randomness.

When the Autobot leader catches a virus he has to take a vacation so the other Autobots don't get infected. Spike is worried this might effect the Autobots friendship and the Decepticons are up to something! Will Optimus Prime recover or will it spread?

Quintessons should realize it is very unwise to keep a Decepticon as a Ginny pig. Oneshot Skywarp centric

Hook unfortunately learns that there is way more to a disturbing sound than just the sound. Oneshot Transformers G1/Cthulhu Mythos crossover

G1, S2 - A domestic abuse charity ask Jazz to help them reach out to Starscream. Implicit slash, explicit violence.

Prowl and Red Alert get lost in the desert, which does nothing for Red's paranoia. Prowl being the tactical, lateral-thinking sort comes up with a good way of keeping the Security Director quiet. :3 Slash, Prowl/Red Alert, comfort fic n.n

G1. Laserbeak indulges a secret hobby...

G1: The 28 Breakdown ficlets I'm writing for the 28s meme on LJ, about everyone's favorite paranoid Decepticon carboi. Genre ranges all over the place, and chapters are not necessarily related. Slash warned for in chapter titles.

Orion Pax, Ariel, and Dion know they're not living life to the fullest. But when Pax chased that train, he couldn't have known that he what he was really chasing was a romantic, destiny given future...M for serious Pax and Ariel moments! Oneshot.

G1 Sequel to In what obedience lies. Megatron understood that there was a way to keep Starscream loyal to him. But what if both 'bots become confused about the differences which exists between obedience, subservience and love? Ch.7: Concessions.

"You give a new word to torture," Starscream growled. "And what's that," Megatron whispered into his ear. Starscream arched his back as he panted, "Yummy." Smut. MegaxStar.

G1: Starscream does not like being ignored in favor of paperwork. Megatron/Starscream.

G1: While on shoreleave on Cybertron, Dirge takes Thrust down to the Decepticon Crypts. Thrust, needless to say, is less than thrilled by this.

[G1] The thoughts of a predator, of the Predacon Leader, Razorclaw.

G1: 'Luck is a lady whose smile is as cold as a stone.' Thundercracker gets caught up in Starscream's attentions.

[G1] What can I say? Old hydraulics and older Transformers. Please R&R!

G1 An incident with Starscream leads Megatron to find that obedience and loyalty can be obtained other ways than beatings.

This is a slash story Sometimes you need a little time on your own. Especially after a fight with your nearest and dearest. Two mech’s meet on a beach. I don’t do summaries very well.

G1 The three triplechanger Decepticons are on a mission to an alien star system to retrieve a mysterious energy source. Too bad for them that Decepticons make a nice snack for that which lairs in the deeps of space.

G1 Humour attempt- Prime and co try to explain to Ultra Magnus why not to mess with the CMO

Peace, love and Decepticon fluff... oh dear. Deliberate SNADfic, written for a challenge. [WARNING for MgSS slash, large amounts of OOC and general Wrongness.]

G1. Megatron and Starscream find out the hard way why you shouldn't get drunk around your subordinates. [WARNING for mm slash, innuendo and general vulgarity. Rrated to be on the safe side.]

A virus gone haywire has made itself into the Transformers systems CPU, making them attracted to that person they view as their enemy, but Megatron seems to be affected the worst. Complete.

The sequel to "Love Maulings." Dirge and Thrust get their revenge for Ramjet beating them up so often, but not everything works out how one expects... Slash Warning- Is Implied. Read At Own Risk.

Ramjet gets a bit... amorous. (Slash warning, no explicit content by any means)

G1. Razorclaw's discusses why he's been having trouble sleeping.