Tuxedo Stan
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Joined 10-13-08, id: 1715855, Profile Updated: 09-24-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hey there! I'm Paige. Obligatory likes/dislikes:


Books


Favorites - The Picture of Dorian Gray (Absolute favorite), anything by Oscar Wilde, Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte, The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, The End of Faith by Sam Harris, The Outsiders by SE Hinton, Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger, Most anything by Stephen King, the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Lord of the Flies by William Golding, God is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens, Dracula by Bram Stoker, most books by Mike Lupica

Can't Stand - Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, Eragon series by Christopher Paolini, chick lit such as The Clique

Music

Favorite bands - AC/DC (all time favorite), The Who, The Beatles, The Kinks, Eric Clapton, The Yardbirds, The Easybeats, Cream, Derek and the Dominoes, David Bowie, The Small Faces, Paul McCartney, Wings

Not even going to bother going into the crap I can't stand

Movies


Favorites - The Lion King, Tommy, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Exorcist, The Blair Witch Project, Psycho, Toy Story 1 and 3, Religulous, the Star Wars original trilogy, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Classic Disney, Nosferatu, Spaceballs, Philadelphia, The Sixth Sense

Can't Stand - Finding Nemo, Shrek (all of them), Cars, Saving Private Ryan (it's an absolutely AMAZING movie, I know, but the violence is way too much for me to stomach again), Avatar, UP, Wall-E, a lot more because I'm just not a movie person

TV Shows


Favorites - The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Whose Line is it Anyway?, The Office

Can't Stand - Family Guy, South Park, Rocket Power, Hey Arnold, The Rugrats, Hannah Montana, The Bachelor-esque shows, and I just don't really like TV.

Facts no one cares about:

I'm 16.

I'm an atheist.

I'm also antitheistic.

Junior.

Graduating early.

I play the drums.

I'll shut up now.

Montag and the River by 14109125 reviews
This is a short continuation of what happens to Montag after his society is destroyed. I tried an amateur imitation of Bradbury's style of writing, but I don't think it really worked... Haha.
Fahrenheit 451 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
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Happy Birthday reviews
It's valentine's day, as well as Ayame the ramen girl's nineteenth birthday. What better way to spend it than a romp in the sack with her boyfriend? Lemony goodness, lemony language, possible fluffy moments, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Ayame, Teuchi
Letters to Daddy reviews
Kakashi and Katsumi Hatake know that their son, Sakumo, loves them dearly. When Sakumo begins writing letters to Kakashi, it starts out innocently enough. But they soon take a desperate turn, causing Kakashi to worry that history may repeat itself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Bite Me
BJ just wants some candy. He ends up with a dead mother, a new friend, and a new reason to hate dolphins. - AU / One Sided OCxAyame the Ramen Girl / Bad Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,359 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Smash the Mirror reviews
Kakashi has alway been seen as almost a reflection of his father, Sakumo, a village hero. But after 'the accident,' Kakashi begins to struggle to be recognised as his own person. And will detaching himself from his friends save his future? !ON HOLD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune