What happens if what Rachel had said about Santana becoming a stripper came true? What if Santana stooped so low as taking on a job as pole dancer to take care of her daughter? What Rachel finds her one night and tries to help her by taking her in? Will Santana stop stripping for money or will it all blow up in their faces? Will those two find love in a hopeless place? G!p Rachel

"Come on Kurt, you're totally a unicorn, you should understand. Every relationship has a top and a bottom. A top is the one who has the control and the bottom is the one who…well, doesn't." Santana Lopez and Rachel Berry have an interesting relationship. Quinn Fabray is desperate to understand why. Brittany already knows, and is just along for the entertainment. Pezberry GKM fill.