Hello, I'm The Mattress Zem.

As You have probably guessed: I write Fanfiction. Mostly Harry Potter and Naruto, but aside from that just anything that takes my fancy.

Unlike a lot of bio's mine wont tell you my life story or any personal details. That is unless it affects you, the reader, directly.

I must warn you now some of my stories will contain same sex relationships. But I will always put a warning in the summary. It will be either SLASH, YAOI or SHONEN AI. Don't like? Well the answer is simple: don't read.

Not all my stories will so don't be prejudiced against me or avoid me like the plauge