Hey :)

My name is Amelia Theodora Roseanna Parker, but my friends call me Amy. I'm sixteen and I live in Kensington, London with my family. I have a younger sister and an older one as well as three, seriously annoying older brothers :/

My main hobbies are show jumping, sailing and athletics and I LOVE reading anything - I'm a real bookworm! My favourite books include Twilight, The Vampire Diaries, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, True Blood and The Mortal Instruments. If you're stuck for anything to read atm I would definitely recomend Keri Arthur's series of 'Riley Jenson' books. The first one is called 'Full Moon Rising' and it's a really great romance/action/supernatural read. So, yer, check it out :)

My favourite films are Camp Rock, Step Up, Twilight, Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging, Juno, Bandslam, Hairspray and all horror movies - I love gore ;) I love all broadway shows including Grease, Dirty Dancing and Les Miserables. I'm a real sucker for musicals and curly haired boys :P

I love Chord Overstreet - HAWTIE! He is an actual sex god! I am gutted he isn't doing series 3 of glee :(

Oh and I failed to mention: I have a severe case of One Direction Infection :) nom. nom. :P

Also I think OC stories are awesome - Draco Malfoy/OC, Damon Salvatore/OC. Bad boys are definitely sexier :P

Thanks for checking out my page :D

See Ya. xx

Stuff I did when I was bored ;)

Randomly list twelve Glee characters:

1) Rachel

2)Mercedes

3)Quinn

4)Puck

5)Sam

6)Blaine

7)Finn

8)Will

9)Santana

10)Artie

11)Britany

12)Sue

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Nopee, although that would be super cutee :)

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
SERIOUSLY HAWT!!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If it was the other way round it would be well cute, I love Sue & Will

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
'I Need You' a Puck/Santana fic.

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Nahh :/

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine deffo, they were soo cute even if she was a bitch to him.

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?
Puke.

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?
She was the 'it' girl and there was no way he believed she would want a freak like him, but somehow she does.

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Yep - cutest couple ever!

10.)Suggest a title for an Eight/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:
The diary of a champion.

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Puck takes Rachel to broadway to help her reach her dream and things get a liiiiitlee carried away back at their hotel room :P

12.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
YES: ME!

13.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Brittanyy!

14.)If you wrote a song-fic about Nine, what song would you choose?
'Cooler than me' by Mike Posner.

15.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Nothing, it would be a K fic about friendship.

16.)What might be a good pick-up line for Eight to use on Three?
"Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you" ;)

17.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
'Glee Candy' - A Sam/OC

18.)What is Six's super-secret kink?
Handcuffs XD

19.)Would Six shag Eleven? Drunk or Sober?
Yes but drunk.

20.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Quinn

21.)One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eight and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
I Guess Happily Ever Afters Really Do Exist.

Our Song

A link for a picture of my OC Tamzin Edwards from my Glee Fanfiction 'Our Song'.

A link for a picture of my OC Callum Edwards from my Glee Fanfiction 'Our Song'.

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