Age: 18

Gender: Female

Birthday: 17 December

Personality: Quiet, but not shy. Sorta nerdy. Funny. Hopeless Romantic.

Likes: Fairy Tail, Naruto, Blue Exorcist, Death Note, Dragonball Z and GT, Pokemon, SAO, Attack On Titan.
Harry Potter,Vampire Academy, Twilight, Hunger Games, Fablehaven, and any book of that sort of genre but there are too many for me to pinpoint right now :D And KORRA! Best show ever :)

Dislikes: emotional lines of bullsh*

Motto: Failure is relative.

Favorite colors: Gold, Burgundy and pink.

OTPs: Grayza, Miraxus, NaLu, Light and Misa, Rin and Shiemi, anyone and Rocklee, Kirito and Asuna, me and Mako.

Jack Handey:

Maybe in order to understand Mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two seperate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is Mankind.

Children need encouragement. So if a kind gets an answer right, tell him it's a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

If you ever drop keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and they look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.

I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.

Whether they ever find life on Jupiter or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the the end of a long stick.

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then spin around and pin the guys arm behind his back. Now who'e asking the questions?

I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. "Get down!" yelled Uncle Lou. "Don't move!" screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn't listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that.

I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.

If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly falls down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.

Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I "swarm about" to protect my nest of chocolate eggs.

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend".

We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap?

If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.

When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close.

When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend he is.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they come to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I thought you said 'inspection'" They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it.

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."

If you want to be the popular one at the party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, "Well, technically that's illegal." It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party.