Kanta45
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Joined 12-26-07, id: 1453344, Profile Updated: 05-06-11

Yo! It's Kanta.

Hair Color: black

Eye Color: black

Skin Color: brown


Fave Games: Kingdom Hearts Series,Harry Potter ootp, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja1,2,3,4 and Storm1&2,Dragon Ball Z tenkaiichi Budokai 1,2, 3 and Raging Blast 1&2,Way of the Samurai 1&2,Pokemon(not black or white),Genji Series,

Demons's Souls, White Knight Chronicles,Dragon Age Series,Elder Scrolls Series

Fave Books:Harry Potter Books 1-5, Artemis Fowl, Twilight Series, Lord Of The Rings Series

Fave Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note ,Dragon Ball Z, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Air Gear, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Evangelion,Maburaho,MagiKano,Gokusen and GTO,Kenichi,Pokemon(not the newest series tho)


Fave Pairing for Naruto

Naruto x Harem

Naruto x Tsunade

Naruto x Kurenai

Naruto x TenTen

Naruto x Ino

Naruto x Anko

Naruto x Temari

Naruto x Fem Itachi

Naruto x Fem Sasuke

Hated Naruto Pairings

Naruto x Male Sasuke

YAOI

Naruto x Sakura

Naruto x Hinata

Male Sasuke x anyone

Tsunade x Orochimaru

Orochimaru x anyone


Fav Naruto Characters

Naruto Namikaze (Best Char in the whole damn series Who else besides ranma has a series named after him)

Minato Namikaze (i dont know why but hes one of the strongest people in the series plus he's just pure win)

Itachi Uchiha (Look at minato namikaze)

Tsunade (Had bad past but can still smile and shes SUPA strong)

Jiraiya (Super Perv Gotta love it and hes a Sannin)

Kakshi Hatake ( Awesome char)

Sasuke Uchiha (He's Just Pure Win and His Speed is Fucking Epic and kirin is just awesome)


Hated Naruto Characters

Sasuke (Emo bastard nuff' said and hes COMPLETE ASSHOLE i have someone at my school like him)

Sakura ( Banshee hated her from episode/chapter one)

Hinata (Dont like Shy People nuff said)

Orochimaru (just dont like him)


Fave Pairing for Harry Potter

Harry x Harem

Harry x Hermione

Harry x Tonks

Harry x Cho

Harry x One of the Patil twins or both of them

Harry x Luna

Hated Harry Potter Pairings

Harry x Ginny

Ron x Hermione

Ron x anyone

Ginny x anyone


Fav Quotes

Sex is like a gun, you aim, you shoot,you run.

Life is bitch.

Wes Shut the FUCK up.

Lucky Bastard.

peekaboo, i'm inside you

I wish my dick was striped with black lines

Superman that HOE

My Masterballs are Tingling

Cousins+Sex=Retarded Kids

It's IHOT International House Of Titties

Do women actually make stupid comments like that during sex? " Oh its sliding in" and "Its inside me"... Its like realy bitch? you dont think i cant see that?

Dont make me horny...you wont like me when im horny

Yagami is Im a gay backwards... imagaY

Shit...it happens

The is best cure for the blues is good pussy

NO MATTER how hard you think you have it SOME ONE has it worse

Life's like a nipple man, sometimes it just gets hard.

Da-da-da-da-dumbass

Fuck you

Suck it up. Be a man

The word of the day boys and girls is 'legs' help spread the word

Cus' its badass thats why.

Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a question or two

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor, I need to know

Is this an intervention? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics

Time is a great teacher, but unforutnately it kills all it's students

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but you only get the warm feeling from it

The average women would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

What are the three words guarnteed to embarress men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'

I AM NOT PUNCHING YOU... i am mearly touching you... hard... with my fist.

LETS PLAY TAG!... WITH OUR CHAINSAWS...ROOM... TAG YOUR IT!! ... oops ...sorry?


Fav Jokes

Looks like someone squirted some tasty, creamy cinnamon roll topping on her. Mmm, lick it off.

I don't know... that looks like cum to me... great, now I'm afraid to eat cinnamon rolls...

Wtf is that O.o thats no pussy... looks like it could eat me T_T

RUN FOR YOUR LIFES THE PUSSY WILL EAT YOU!!

OMFG!! I punched it and now my hands stuck! :O... D:... HELP! Gets Eatin

Its free pussy in a tube get "IT NOW WIHILE SUPPLIES LAST!! CALL 1-800-horny-bitch" "yeah =D"

You know your living in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The only reason you don't keep up with your friends is because they don't have a myspace account.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think of sending it to all your friends,

9.) And you were to busy to notice number 5.

10.) You looked back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Beer--14.99

Hotel room--39.99

Condoms--02.75

Finding out she swallows and has no gag reflex--Priceless.

Fuck Mastercard it pays to Discover.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Yo mamma is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back!

Yo mamma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, 'ONLY ONE PERSON AT A TIME'!

Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch sixty minutes!

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to organize M&M's alphabetically!

Yo mamma is so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it!

Yo mamma is so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor turned around and slapped her mother!


Some Serious Shit

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !!

Its time you know the truth everybody. In 1965 the U.N launched program Alphamax which was an attempt at time rift travel. Unfortunately something went wrong. Scientists succeded in onpening a time rift, but the equipment used to keep it open became unstable. A rift opened in time generates temperature almost as great as the Sun which scientists were not prepared for, all the equipment overheated and the rift collapsed. Apon its collapse the rift severly altered the time-space of the universe created unpredictable jumps backwards and forwards in time. Upon study it was found that people could not remember time skips forward because events inbetween technecally never happened, but on occasions some subjects remembered flashes of their repetion of activities when time went backwards. This was labeled a phenomenon of the human brain and called dejavu. And thats what really happened.

Its just a cool pc i found

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A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: The Legendary Shinigami by XMatchBookX reviews
Naruto dies at the VOTE, and is attacked by a Hollow, but is saved by Hitsugaya. What New adventures will he go threw and how will his new life as a Shinigami turn out? NarutoHarem Naruharem harem Naruto Bleach xover Discaimer:I dont own either AnimeManga
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,964 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Still thinking of one by Fourths' son reviews
Semi-dark fic. My 2nd one. Naruto's already got mental issues, when Kurenai takes advantage of him, it pushes him off the deep end. Includes a lot of dark themes. Lime, mentions of rape, etc. Funny as hell I'm told.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,107 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
From leader to Tamer by Mark20020 reviews
Deciding he had enough of Konoha for his services Naruto the Rokudaime hokage leaves Konoha out of boredom in the strangest of ways. With a scroll signed Sukebe Naruto uses a technique and ends up in the pokegirl world. summary in profile lemons i guess
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,958 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
The Blood Lord by kagekitsune49 reviews
After Naruto's body is changed by Kyuubi, he no longer has the dream of being hokage. he has a new dream, to be the strongest of all, and he just might get it. Will be naruharem eventually. Lots of Sakura and Kakashi bashing.[Chapter seven is up! Yay!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fist of the Pikachu! by Hung Nguyen reviews
Ranma Saotome gets pulled out of his own world and into the world of Pokémon. -Teaser of Chapter 17 Uploaded-
Crossover - Pokémon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,649 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/24/2000 - Pikachu, Ponyta, Ranma
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