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Hair Color: black Eye Color: black Skin Color: brown Fave Games: Kingdom Hearts Series,Harry Potter ootp, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja1,2,3,4 and Storm1&2,Dragon Ball Z tenkaiichi Budokai 1,2, 3 and Raging Blast 1&2,Way of the Samurai 1&2,Pokemon(not black or white),Genji Series, Demons's Souls, White Knight Chronicles,Dragon Age Series,Elder Scrolls Series Fave Books:Harry Potter Books 1-5, Artemis Fowl, Twilight Series, Lord Of The Rings Series Fave Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note ,Dragon Ball Z, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Air Gear, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Evangelion,Maburaho,MagiKano,Gokusen and GTO,Kenichi,Pokemon(not the newest series tho) Fave Pairing for Naruto Naruto x Harem Naruto x Tsunade Naruto x Kurenai Naruto x TenTen Naruto x Ino Naruto x Anko Naruto x Temari Naruto x Fem Itachi Naruto x Fem Sasuke Hated Naruto Pairings Naruto x Male Sasuke YAOI Naruto x Sakura Naruto x Hinata Male Sasuke x anyone Tsunade x Orochimaru Orochimaru x anyone Fav Naruto Characters Naruto Namikaze (Best Char in the whole damn series Who else besides ranma has a series named after him) Minato Namikaze (i dont know why but hes one of the strongest people in the series plus he's just pure win) Itachi Uchiha (Look at minato namikaze) Tsunade (Had bad past but can still smile and shes SUPA strong) Jiraiya (Super Perv Gotta love it and hes a Sannin) Kakshi Hatake ( Awesome char) Sasuke Uchiha (He's Just Pure Win and His Speed is Fucking Epic and kirin is just awesome) Hated Naruto Characters Sasuke (Emo bastard nuff' said and hes COMPLETE ASSHOLE i have someone at my school like him) Sakura ( Banshee hated her from episode/chapter one) Hinata (Dont like Shy People nuff said) Orochimaru (just dont like him) Fave Pairing for Harry Potter Harry x Harem Harry x Hermione Harry x Tonks Harry x Cho Harry x One of the Patil twins or both of them Harry x Luna Hated Harry Potter Pairings Harry x Ginny Ron x Hermione Ron x anyone Ginny x anyone Fav Quotes Sex is like a gun, you aim, you shoot,you run. Life is bitch. Wes Shut the FUCK up. Lucky Bastard. peekaboo, i'm inside you I wish my dick was striped with black lines Superman that HOE My Masterballs are Tingling Cousins+Sex=Retarded Kids It's IHOT International House Of Titties Do women actually make stupid comments like that during sex? " Oh its sliding in" and "Its inside me"... Its like realy bitch? you dont think i cant see that? Dont make me horny...you wont like me when im horny Yagami is Im a gay backwards... imagaY Shit...it happens The is best cure for the blues is good pussy NO MATTER how hard you think you have it SOME ONE has it worse Life's like a nipple man, sometimes it just gets hard. Da-da-da-da-dumbass Fuck you Suck it up. Be a man The word of the day boys and girls is 'legs' help spread the word Cus' its badass thats why. Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a question or two Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor, I need to know Is this an intervention? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics Time is a great teacher, but unforutnately it kills all it's students Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but you only get the warm feeling from it The average women would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think What are the three words guarnteed to embarress men everywhere? 'Hold my purse' I AM NOT PUNCHING YOU... i am mearly touching you... hard... with my fist. LETS PLAY TAG!... WITH OUR CHAINSAWS...ROOM... TAG YOUR IT!! ... oops ...sorry? Fav Jokes Looks like someone squirted some tasty, creamy cinnamon roll topping on her. Mmm, lick it off. I don't know... that looks like cum to me... great, now I'm afraid to eat cinnamon rolls... Wtf is that O.o thats no pussy... looks like it could eat me T_T RUN FOR YOUR LIFES THE PUSSY WILL EAT YOU!! OMFG!! I punched it and now my hands stuck! :O... D:... HELP! Gets Eatin Its free pussy in a tube get "IT NOW WIHILE SUPPLIES LAST!! CALL 1-800-horny-bitch" "yeah =D" You know your living in 2011 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The only reason you don't keep up with your friends is because they don't have a myspace account. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think of sending it to all your friends, 9.) And you were to busy to notice number 5. 10.) You looked back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Beer--14.99 Hotel room--39.99 Condoms--02.75 Finding out she swallows and has no gag reflex--Priceless. Fuck Mastercard it pays to Discover. Yo mamma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch! Yo mamma is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back! Yo mamma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, 'ONLY ONE PERSON AT A TIME'! Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch sixty minutes! Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to organize M&M's alphabetically! Yo mamma is so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it! Yo mamma is so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles! Yo mamma is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor turned around and slapped her mother! Some Serious Shit Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !! Its time you know the truth everybody. In 1965 the U.N launched program Alphamax which was an attempt at time rift travel. Unfortunately something went wrong. Scientists succeded in onpening a time rift, but the equipment used to keep it open became unstable. A rift opened in time generates temperature almost as great as the Sun which scientists were not prepared for, all the equipment overheated and the rift collapsed. Apon its collapse the rift severly altered the time-space of the universe created unpredictable jumps backwards and forwards in time. Upon study it was found that people could not remember time skips forward because events inbetween technecally never happened, but on occasions some subjects remembered flashes of their repetion of activities when time went backwards. This was labeled a phenomenon of the human brain and called dejavu. And thats what really happened. |
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