My name is Samatha Lee WITH OUT THE N i noe its wired but i am a wired person lol. I love to have fun I am clumsy like hell but i love being clumsy its my signature ( inside Joke ) Ice is by me and i own the characters it doesn't have a thing from a different story so its general.

I KNOW ICE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A SERIES FROM FANFICTION YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME I ALREADY KNOW IT!!

this is for my story ICE:

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together

FRIENDS: Ask before they take your food.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you go hungry.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad and pops.

FRIENDS: Help you when you trip.
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh at you then trip you again.

FRIENDS: Will give u an umbrella in the rain

BEST-FRIENDS: Will chase u in the rain screaming "Run bitch, Run!"

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

My favorite quotes:

I swear officer the TV just unbolted it self from the wall and flew out the window.

I may not look like much but Im a pro at pretending to be a ninja.

I'll just stand here pretending to hug u until u get here.

If i promise not to kill you will u hug me?

When i put my lips like this i want you to kiss me.

Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes its all you've got.

Even if you were horrifically deformed in to a freak I'd still love you.

Oh look its beating for you.

I went to pick you a flower but it was a Venus fly trap and it bit my head so i killed it and picked you a piece of grass insted.

Awe the sky is crying.

I'm the type of girl who can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of her longs when toast pops out of the toaster.

what do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry?

He gave her 12 roses 11 real 1 fake and said i love you until the last rose dies.

no i wont go to hell I've got a restraining order!

over and over i tried

over and over you lied

over and over i cried

and i don't know why.

Faze them out
I know what you scream about
Don't let me down

And the guilt in me is the hurt in you
And the hurt in you is the lost in me
And the lost in me is the need in you
And the need in you is the guilt in me

thats for i think ummm the 6th chapter for my storie ICE