UPDATE 10.05.'13: As I already informed some of my FF friends, I'm running away. I'm sorry I broke the promise of leaving stories discontinued. I'll have Wi-Fi once or twice a year, so if I'm bored I could start the stories up again and just post them all in one shot when I get the rare chance. If you want to know how something would've ended, PM me and I'll do my best to get back at you. Goodbye, for now. Also, if you want to pick up a story I left, just ask me and we'll arrange it :)

Yours truly, Maiden

UPDATE 28.03.'13: Re-looking at some stories, I'm not so sure about them anymore (Mostly PoM). So I'm probably gonna start some new ones, forget about those FOR THE TIME BEING. But let's say they're all on hiatus (Except maybe Femme Fatale). You can now expect PoM, Hetalia and Kuroshitsuji from me.

UPDATE 25.01.'13: I was in coma, long short story, but I'm BACK :DDD I'll start working again soon, hopefully!

UPDATE 21.12.'12: I AM BACK FELLOW AUTHORS!!! I'M ON VACATION NOW AND HAVE, FRANKLY, A WHOLE S*LOAD OF IDEAS AND SUCH SO EXPECT A LOT FROM ME!!! I am also very much into Hetalia now, so many M-rated stories for that! NO REGRETS.

UPDATE 22.12.'12: BTW, GO ENTER VERRA-NICOLE'S CONTEST!!! If you know what's best for you...

I AM SAYING THIS NOW ALMOST ALL OF MY STORIES ARE M-RATED (Will be...), SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ, DON'T FLAME.

Um, hello, I'm TheDarkMaiden27. My birthday is the 27th (Hence the username) of November, and my favourite colours are black, silver and dark aquamarine (NOTE: Scrap that, those are all now tied seconds. My new fav colour is CAMO.). I'm 16, American, female, have really red hair (like, crimson, only it's natural) and dark green eyes. I have a calico cat, 'cuz cats rock, and I also had a tabby but it died :( The calico is called Leaf, and it's a girl. Sooo, I was mostly brought onto this site for penguins of madagascar fanfictions, because face it, these penguins are respectable. I mean, have you even SEEN Kowalski??? And plus, my career ambition is to get into the Marines/something of the sort, so quite fitting, right? Now, I have a slight problem: my computer blocks out fanfiction.net because it considers it a "Mature Content" site, which to some extent it is, but it also means I won't be able to upload stories easily. Now, up until favving and following and reading stories, I can make it with the Internet on my DS, but I can't upload with it. Sooo, now there's a gap in the computer safety because the computer had to be resetted so NOTHING AT ALL is installed in it except for Word and a couple of other basic things, which means I can upload now. I'll only upload stories I already finished, though, because if not when I won't be able to access this site from the computer anymore you'll be left hangin' for MONTHS even. UPDATE: Scrap that, seems like my father forgot to re-install the family safety so it should all be ok X3. And, quick note: Most of my stories, no matter how long, have already been all written, so no point in asking me for this and that to happen because I won't change the whole story. And I won't give spoilers either. Instead, reviews in general are very much appreciated. I can do one-shots on request, but A) Only on PoM or Hetalia, B) You might wait a while to get them, but two weeks should be around right and C) If I close the requests if I have too many, just wait a week or two and they'll re-open.
Now, I'll briefly make a couple of lists:
LIKES: Sushi, chips(with dollops of ketchup), house/nightcore/techno music, PoM, Kowalski, Skilene, Skans and Kipper, Deadmau5, Gangnam Style, having a sugar rave, Hans the Puffin, Dr. Blowhole, cats, penguins, being random, acting/talking like a Marine, The Phantom of the Opera, Professor Layton (Y U DIE CLAIRE???), HETALIA ALL MY EFFING LIFE AND AN INFINITE LIST OF ITS PAIRINGS:
-GerIta
-UsUk
-JapanxTaiwan (What's the name?)
-FrUk to a certain extent
-Spamano!!!
-AUSHUN/PRUAUS ALL MY EFFING LIFE!!!
-Chibitalia and HRE (So cuteeeh!!!)
-RussiaxBelarus (Name?)
-FrancexSeychelles (Name?)
-Zwinglicest
-RomexGermania
-And others I can't be bothered to remember/write...

DISLIKES: Plagiarizing stories, any pairing involving Private (He's too young for crying out loud! Especially Pripper, it gives me the shivers...Doesn't your PEDO alert sign just snap on at that???), Julene, JUSTIN BIEBER DIE!!!, Twilight (Puah), Skitka, Kitka (Unless humanized and with a bit of a re-invented backstory, i.e.: like in "The Spies Next Door" and its sequel "She Never Looked Back", by batmanskipper), veggies (most of them), school & homework, love (IT WILL ALWAYS FAIL YOU, NO MATTER WHAT!!!)

Now, go listen to "UsUk What Hurts the Most" (The user radamazard's version) on YouTube and if you're a UsUk shipper don't you DARE tell me you didn't cry!!! Oh yeah, and I LOVE black gemstones!

CREDIT FOR MY PROFILE IMAGE GOES TO MOONWOLF03 ON DEVIANTART. I AM NOT MAKING ANY PROFIT FROM/PLAGIARIZING THIS PIC. (You rock Moonwolf :3!!!)

Stories I'm working on/planning:

-COMPLETED STORIES:

Halloween Surprise

Raise Your Weapon: Skilene Songfic

When Kowalski Handles a Sleepwalking Skipper (Re-named from Sleepwalking)

-ALREADY STARTED ON THIS SITE:

Femme Fatale: Kowalski meets an old shadow from his past, and with the rising tension between them PLUS an intrigue with Dr. Blowhole what the Hell could happen? KowalskixOC, essentially a romance.

Of Penguins and Puffins: Hans gets transferred to the CPZ, but along with him arrives another puffin... Romance, pairings: Skans (Lemon with no meaning behind it)/HansxOC/Skilene/Minor Kipper (Kowalski's side).

The Cliffhangy Prologue story: I'm sorry, but I'm suffering writer's block on this one and thus it is currently on HIATUS. I'm only halfway through Chappie 1 "-.- It's gonna be very long, and it's going to be an adventure romance, with Dorwalski and *xOC.

Where Everything Started: Quite long-ish story on Skipper and Hans' relationship (Initially non-romantic) from high school to what, two months before the start of the series?

-STILL POLISHING FIRST CHAPTERS, WILL START PUBLISHING SHORTLY:

Femme Fatale's Prequel: I obviously can't post this until I've finished Femme Fatale. HUMANIZED.

My first Hetalia fic :D: I have recently discovered Hetalia and pretty much love it, it's going to be this tragic AusHun love story :(

A very random KowalskixNatasha story: Kowalski's invention goes haywire, and the two end up in... An M-Rated situation, let's put it that way... A couple of references to an early chapter of the prequel of Femme Fatale.

A TRUCKLOAD OTHER HETALIA STORIES, AND WHEN I SAY TRUCKLOAD I MEAN A TRUCKLOAD.

Now, onto my OCs:

POM:
Natasha: A female penguin who shall appear in "Femme Fatale", a story which I wanted to upload, but the computer wiped off 15 chapters and thus it now resides in the UNFINISHED folder instead :( She'll have a twisted history with Kowalski, but the ending is nice :) I'm thinking about making a sequel to this story, plus a couple of one-shots.
Fey: AlwaysRemainMe coined the name, I must admit that, but I used the name because I really like it. Unlike the AlwaysRemainMe Fey, though, this one is a female penguin whom, competing with Kowalski to earn the rank of Skipper's second-in-command, will slowly fall for him :) (Yes, I like to pair OCs with Kowalski. Problems?) She will appear in "Fey" (Yeah, I know, very original title.), another unfinished story.
Nives: A female puffin dropped off at Central Park Zoo to keep the newly-moved-in Hans company. You can see where that will end. The story will be called "Of Penguins and Puffins", and I'm around half-way. SEQUEL PLANNED ALREADY.
*Unknown female penguin: I'm twirling an idea about in my head about a vicious, hard-hearted female penguin called *unknown* who'll find herself in constant rivalry with Skipper because of their similar personalities, but the situation will soon twist upside-down.
Miku Kanemoro: The main OC in the story of the Cliffhangy prologue of which I have no idea what the title will be, her factfile has been published as a separate story because it's too long and complicated.
Trinity: Natasha's ex-BFF, will be the main character (Kind-of-ish) in Femme Fatale's sequel, Femme Fatale: Reloaded (Named so for right-now-not-so-obvious-reasons) and will also be a deuteragonist (Is that what it's called? Ah well.) in Femme Fatale's prequel, UNKNOWN TITLE.

KFP:
Zefyr: The OC for my only Kung Fu Panda story (Forgetting about the one-shots), she's a black-and-silver peahen with anger management issues, you might say that. Shen falls for her as soon as he sees her, but she's cold and distant, although she gradually warms up to him. She'll appear in "Yin and Yang", and although it's 43 chapters and rising, I could probably estimate it'll end at around 62, although most are only around half a page on Word, font 10.

HETALIA (This is where it goes crazeeeh):
Hokkaido: A Japanese nation, thus Japan's daughter. Latium's love interest, and viceversa. Rebellious and disrespectful and violent, generally, but a loyal friend. Her best friend is Svalbard.
Svalbard: A nation whose personality is fit for her freezing climate. As Norway's daughter, she can see magical creatures and use magic to a certain extent. Very proud. And when I say VERY, I mean VERY.
Latium: One of Italy's regions, he is S. Italy's son. He's quite solitary, but can be an interesting person. Hokkaido's love interest, and viceversa. Hates the attention he receives from the American girls.
Virginia, California, North & South Dakota and Delaware: The five American girls. All, except Delaware, are frankly, bitchy stereotype cheerleaders. Delaware, on the other hand, is a studious, quiet, intelligent girl.
Corsica: France's son. He is an absolute pervert. Just that.
Sicily & Sardinia: The N. Italian twins. Average, role-model girls, they thus get along well with Delaware.
Ruhr: Germany's son, often abducted by Prussia, but moving on. He's not very good with words, and has a very low-profile relationship with Sicily, still being good friends with Sardinia.
The Canary Islands: A cheery girl obsessed with canaries, unsurprisingly. Always complaining about how France and Prussia treat their own birds. Still, as even Corsica himself has a bird, they spend a lot of time together discussing avians.
Falklands: England's evil daughter. Very evil. She took a very worrying interest in black magic, and can now be considered a sorceress to full effects. Sometimes hangs out with Svalbard, but mostly sticks to herself and her Familiars (A sorceress' pet).

NOTE: All of these Hetalian OCs appear in my story of which title I still haven't decided.

Oh, and BTW, order of preference for the penguins:
1. KOWALSKI!!! KOWALSKI ALL MY FUCKING LIFE!!! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN HIM, PEOPLE??? HE'S SMART AND SEXY AT THE SAME TIME!!! HE'S SO...SOOO...SMEXY!!!
2. Skipper, I must admit he gets to me sometimes...
3. Private's just adorable sometimes! And his uncle is so f* hot, but that's beyond the point... No, seriously, Nigel is in close competition with Kowalski for me, and that's, like, OMFG for me to say ...
4. Rico's just... Yeah, he's nice, but, sorry, last position.

I saw this WOULD YOU RATHER get flung around for a while, so I decided to try it myself...

Would you rather:

1. Skinny dip in the ocean in the middle of the night or in a public pool after it was closed?

Ocean!!! Because A) I'd enjoy it more and B) I wouldn't get caught so easily and C) If you sneak into a public pool at night won't you get punished for breaking into a facility??? THE OCEAN IS FREE AND AVAILABLE, PEOPLE!!!

2. Spend a week on vacation with your parents or by yourself?

MY GODS OBVIOUSLY BY MYSELF!!! My mother is so f* annoying!!! She's useless to me!!! And I'm very independent, and want to become so even more...

3. Go to an exotic island on vacation or travel to Europe?

Exotic island, but not in the fancypants hotels/SPAs, nope, a solo-survival-course in the wild, jungle-ish parts of the island. If I don't die, I'm real lucky, but it'd be EPIC!!!

4. Be single and have lots of summer flings, or settle down?

Single without flings. Just-single. I don't exactly believe in love, so, well, yeah... I mean, the ONE time it worked out my boyfriend became such a BASTARD that I broke up with him in a terrible fight... Buuut, I got to bitchslap him in front of the whole year group and everyone thought I was right X3

5. Go to summer school and graduate a year early, or skip the school and enjoy the summer?

Enjoy the summer, but in the sense that I'll spend half of it on FF.net and the other in dangerous activities, like survival camps and extreme sports.

6. Wear a bikini or a one-piece bathing suit in front of your crush?

Bikini, it's fun to have all of the other boys drooling over you, because YOU CAN BREAK THEIR HEARTS (I'm a sadist, I know...) and impress your crush in one go.

7. Lay in the air conditioning all day or chill on the beach?

Neither, a skydiving lesson works just fine for me.

8. Have your own pool or have your own hot tub?

Pool, I can train in water fighting in there.

9. Get a summer job and make a lot of money or have all your time to yourself with no money?

Summer job just for half the summer, so I can get enough money to pay for all of the extreme lessons aforementioned, second half to spend on FF.net.

10. Spend the summer at camp or spend the summer with your friends from school?

Ideally, camp with friends from school, but they're all kinda sissy-ish so I don't think they'd approve of my survival camp choice, so, well, yeah, camp alone...

11. Get your dream internship or relax on the beach all day?

INTERNSHIP!!! NO IDEA WHAT IT IS, BUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN RELAXING!!!

12. Get really tan or stay out of the sun?

Tan, but only because I'm doing some extreme stuff outdoors. Not tan on purpose, that's for sure, I hate people who want to have a really evident tan...

13. Sweat all day every day in the sun, or have it rain every day?

Both. I can't give a damn about climatic conditions. I must get used to it though, I mean, I want to become a Marine, sooo... (I guess that explains all of the extreme lifestyle choices mentioned above, right?)

14. Have a bikini wardrobe malfunction in front of strangers or in front of your crush?

Strangers. But then I'd knock them out to make them forget (Violent, violent me... MARINE!!!)

15. Get stung by five bees at once or get a sunburn?

Both. I need to get used to feeling pain. (Because I want to become a MARINE!!!) Preferably get stung ON the sunburn, if you don't mind, little bees...

16. Catch up on reading some good books or catch up on watching old TV shows?

Reading, duh! But survival booklets, heheh...

17. Go out with your BFF’s every night or go out with your crush every night?

Neither. I don't especially like spending nights out. I prefer exploring FF.net.

18. Eat a bug on a dare or swim with a shark?

Both. I'd eat the bug like a boss, then swim with the (possibly famished) shark and beat him into next week (Training, remember...)

19. Wake up super early for a job or work super late at night?

Both. I'm used to sleep deprivation, and am thus more awake when I sleep 5 hours than when I sleep 12.

20. Pee on someone who got stung by a jellyfish, or have someone pee on your jellyfish sting?

I'll have to do/undergo (Suffer, heheh) way worse in the military, so both.

I'm still here. I didn't get killed by a girl on my ceiling. I wasn't found dead, with a broken neck, in a sewer. Phones don't ring when I re-post stuff. Wishes

don't come true. Copy and paste if you hate disturbing chain messages.

Being a sane author... How the fuck does that even work?

Copy and paste if you know you're CRAZEEEH and love it!

HEALTHY LEVELS OF INSANITY

1. Inform others they only exist in your imagination.

2. Follow a few paces behind someone and spray everything they touch with lysol.

3. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of the day.

4. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

5. Page yourself over the intercom (don't disguise your voice).

6. When in a crowded elevator, announce in a very serious tone "I guess you all are wondering why I have gathered you here today."

7. Move your desk into the elevator, and when a passenger boards, ask if they have an appointment.

8. Set alarms for random times.

9. Write "X - Buried treasure" on all of somebody's roadmaps.

10. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".

11. In an elevator, announce a group hug. Then enforce it.

12. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to like the flavor off.

13. Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

14. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

15. Go to a fast food join. Place your order. When they repeat it back to you, change it. Repeat.

16. Every 5 minutes during a lecture, stand up, gather your things, and move to another seat.

17. Blow out other peoples' candles.

18. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two.

19. Add a title like doctor or senator before your name when making dinner or hotel reservations.

20. Shake with your left hand.

21. Buy a watermelon. Give it to your professor. "They were out of apples."

22. Use, too... much; punctuation!!

23. In the computer lab, before anybody gets there, reconnect each monitor to a different tower.

24. Play with the automatic doors at Wal-Mart.

25. Put a garbage can on you desk. Label it "in".

26. At Wal-Mart, take the shopping carts, fill the, and position them in strategic places.

27. Set up a tent in the camping department at Sears. Tell people they're only allowed in if they bring pillows from the bed and bath department.

28. Go through a drive-thru at midnight and ask if you're too early for breakfast.

29. Make up nonsense products and ask the employees at Wal-Mart if they have any in stock.

30. Dart around suspiciously while humming the Mission Impossible theme song.

31. Play Marco Polo at Wal-Mart.

32. When ordering a pizza, ask if you get to keep the pizza box.

33. Order a pizza with two toppings, then change your mind. "No. They'll start fighting."

34. Do your math homework in roman numerals.

35. In the drive-thru, when they hand you your food, hand them back a bag of all the rubbish in your car.

36. After ordering at the drive-thru, place transparent tape over the mic and speaker

37. Adjust the tint on your tv so the people are green. Insist that you "like it that way."

38. Eat produce at the market before buying it.

39. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".

40. Make scary faces at babies.

41. Go through a drive-thru in reverse. Have the rear seat passenger make the order.

42. Sdrawkcab gnihtyreve etirw.

43. Use overly contrasting color for text and background to give people headaches.

44. Read over other peoples' shoulders on the bus.

45. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"

46. Use an extremely small font size.

47. Stand silent and motionless in the corner of an elevator, facing the wall, without getting off.

48. Do whatever your Rice Krispies tell you to.

49. Roll yourself up tightly into a blanket and move across the floor like an inchworm.

87. Fill a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding. Eat in public.

51. Skip from 49 to 87 just to mess with the reader.

52. Cart around a cooler labeled "Human Organs".

53. Get into a heated argument with a mannequin at Old Navy.

54. When a telemarketer asks how you're doing, go on a 20 minute long rant about your relationship issues and see how long you can keep them on the phone.

55. Go to the food court and take as many samples as you can. If they stop you, explain that this is your lunch.

56. At a buffet, try to pick food off other peoples' dishes.

57. Put a stuffed animal on a leash and take it for a walk in the dog park.

58. Call the psychic hotline and ask them how many fingers you're holding up.

59. Five days in advance, inform your friends that you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

60. 1. Make a checklist of things to do that you have already done
--Check--
2. Check off Number One on the list
--Check--
3. Feel accomplished
--Check--

61. Repeat every third third word that you say say.

62. Put weird desktop backgrounds on store computers when nobody's looking.

63. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.

64. Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.

65. Write a short story using alphabet soup.

66. In a restaurant, collect all the salt and pepper shakers from all the other tables and build a tower out of them.

67. Discuss with a stranger why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but not Van Gogh.

68. Write a paper and support your thesis with quotes from your old VCR manual.

69. Change the channel 5 minutes before the end of every show.

70. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.

71. Move peoples' bookmarks ahead 4 pages when they aren't looking.

72. Dance sporadically to elevator music.

73. Mispel simmpil werds... cunsistantlee.

74. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

75. When in an argument with somebody, change the argument subject at random.

76. Superglue whistles in the hand dryers in public bathrooms.

77. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

78. Walk up to a guy and start crying, saying "I finally found you Mommy!".

79. Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around the store grinning.

80. Bring a remote to the movie theater. Complain that you can't change the channel.

81. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.

82. Throw a few bottles of alka seltzer in the mall fountain.

83. Write the surprise ending of a novel on the first page.

84. Walk around in rubber boots and a poncho with an umbrella on a sunny day.

85. At lunch time, sit in your parked car wearing sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars.

86. Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend not to know what they're talking about.

87. Try on flea collars at the pet store, occasionally stopping to scratch yourself.

88. Make up a new language and then stop someone on the street and ask them for directions.

89. At Victoria's Secret, ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

90. Make a public display of trying to lick your elbow.

91. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "Have you seen this man?"

92. For your paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't write it because you don't know if the class really exists.

93. WRITE IN ALL CAPS.

94. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

95. Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.

96. Make up nonsense words and use them in everyday conversation.

97. Go to a mattress store in your pajamas to test mattresses. Bring your favorite pillow.

98. Start a game of Twister in a crowded elevator.

99. Walk into your friends' houses and, without saying "Hello," just go to their fridge and start eating their food.

100. When speaking, add an extra syllalable to random words.

101. Get into a heated argument over who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

102. Pretend to talk on the phone... with a banana.

103. Only talk to people through a sock puppet.

104. Stand at the entrance to an elevator with a measuring tape and tell people they're too short to ride.

105. Find someone sitting or standing by themselves and pass them a note reading: "I hid the body. What's next?"

106. Go into a dressing room and after minute, yell out "We're out of toilet paper in here!"

107. Wear a cape to formal events.

108. Go to a convenience store and ask the cashier what year it is. When he tells you, run out screaming "It worked! It worked!".

109. At a fancy restaurant, ask for a kid's placemat and crayons to color it with.

110. When you see someone jogging, drive up behind them and blast Eye of The Tiger.

111. On the elevator, hand out name tags. Wear yours upside down.

112. When leaving the zoo, run for the exit screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

113. Label everything.

114. Hang out at the waterbed section of a furniture store wearing a navy uniform and call every passerby a "LandLubber".

115. Fill a prescription bottle with tic-tacs and pop them in public.

116. When money comes out of the ATM, yell "I won! I won! Third time this week!".

117. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

118. Run up to a complete stranger and yell "Tag! You're it!".

119. Take notes in Hi-liter.

120. Bill your doctor for your time spent in the waiting room.

121. Consistently refer to everyone else as "Mortal".

122. Take the small electronic chip out of a musical greeting card and place it under a rug.

123. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up.

124. Start talking to a stranger about a weird imaginary medical condition you have. Convince them that it exists, that you have it, and it's highly contagious.

125. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".

126. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "Ah! My shoelaces!!".

127. When getting on an elevator, bring your own chair.

128. Start talking, but don't finish any of your

129. Mid-flight on a plane, jump up and scream "Ah! I left the stove on!!".

130. Superglue whistles in the hand dryers in public bathrooms.

131. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.

132. Call the psychic hotline and ask them how many fingers you're holding up.

133. Get into a heated argument with a mannequin at Old Navy.

134. Write absurdly fake love notes and slip them into peoples' lockers.

135. Hang around national monuments all day trying to get in other peoples' vacation photos.

136. Bring your lunch to work gift wrapped.

THIS IS A GAME! Type the following words as QUICKLY as you can and WITHOUT looking at the keyboard. If you type slowly, look at the keyboard or backspace, you have to type the whole word all over again.

-Lolla originally came up with this-

1. cuckoo

cucokk

2. anemone

anenoime

3. anonymous

anontnmous

4. typographical

rypoharboichal

5. supercalifraglisticexpialidotious

superclaifrahicisjticepcialdidoticus

6. wallet

Wallet (HECK YEAH XD)

7. monotone

Monotone (WOOHOO!!!)

8. guru

Guru (MAGICAL :D)

9. knock

Kocnlk (And there I fail again)

10. weird

Weird (:D)

SCORE: 4/10 Well, better than Lolla (0/10) surely :D No, jk Lolla :3

Colour of the shirt you’re wearing:

You:

Black – Violated

White – Killed

Red – Married

Orange – Ate (Wut X3)

Yellow – Played with

Green – Kidnapped

Blue – Became one with (:3)

Purple – Kissed

Pink – Beat up

Patterned – Flirted with

Other (I dunno!) – Danced with

Day you were born on:

1 – Germany

2 – France

3 – Italy

4 – Prussia

5 – England

6 – China

7 – America

8 – Japan

9 – Russia

10 – Hungary

11 – Spain

12 – Romano

13 – Belarus

14 – Switzerland

15 – Belgium

16 – Liechtenstein

17 – Sweden

18 – Lithuania

19 – Poland

20 – Estonia

21 – Latvia

22 – Ukraine

23 – S. Korea

24 – Canada

25 – Hong Kong

26 – Taiwan

27 – Austria

28 – Sealand

29 – Vietnam

30 – Greece

31 – Monaco

Month you were born in:

With the aid of:

January – Flying Mint Bunny

February – Kumajiro

March – Pierre (France’s bird)

April – Gilbird

May – Poland’s Pony

June – Captain Hook

July – Butterscotch the Unicorn

August – America’s rabbit (When he was young)

September – Tony

October – Whaley

November – Hanatamago

December – Mr. Puffin

So… I got: You became one with Austria with the aid of Hanatamago. And nooo, I didn’t build the quiz on a bias for me! How dare you insinuate that! No, really, if you want, copy and paste this on your profile and do it and/or send me a PM with the result :D Have fun XD

THE HETALIA ALPHABET:

A – America. WHO ELSE :D

B – Belarus. Russia’s personal creepy stalker.

C – Canada. Wait, who?

D – Doitsu. Because admit it, you all “Awww!” whenever Italy calls him that.

E – England. Black magic and all.

F – France. He’s watching you right now, little girls.

G – Gilbird. The most BAMF bird you’ll ever meet.

H – Hetalia, obviously XD

I – Italy. Our pasta-loving, adorable idiot.

J – Japan. Never underestimate his paparazzi-ninja powers.

K – Kumajiro. Isn’t that a cute bear?

L – Latvia. Run, NOW. If you don’t want Russia to catch you, heheheheheh…

M – Monaco. France’s forgotten little sister.

N – Nordics. What a weird bunch.

O – OCs. Because the FF Hetalia Archive is only half as fun without them.

P – Both Pasta and Prussia, because we love both.

Q – Quebec. A random country who still doesn’t exist in Hetalia.

R – Romania. Stay away from Hungary.

S – Sealand. Be jealous of him, b*.

T – Taiwan. Because she belongs with Japan, case closed.

U – Ukraine. Gifted in so many ways.

V – VEEEEE!!!

W – World Conferences. Crazy shit happens there indeed.

X – Followed by another two “X”s. That’s what’s sprawled all over Finland’s present for Germany.

Y – Yugoslavia. Another forgotten country.

Z - Zwingli. Honest, who DOESN’T want that surname???

List twelve characters from your fandom in no particular order, then answer these questions about them.

1. America

2. Austria

3. Switzerland

4. France

5. China

6. Italy

7. Germany

8. Romano

9. Spain

10. Russia

11. England

12. Japan

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

Italy and England? WHAT THE F-

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Um, as much as France believes himself to be, not so much…

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

JAPAN GOT FUCKING ROMANO PREGNANT??? WHAT THE BATSHIT HELL???

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Yep. Just read loads of Spamano lately, so I can’t remember any distinct ones, but they were all cute and fluffeh X3

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

AUSTRIA AND ITALY??? WHAAAAAT??? THAT’S KINDA PAEDOPHILISM TOO IN THE CHIBITALIA ARC!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

6) Five/nine or five/ten? Why?

China with Spain or with Russia? Well, I don’t know! Of course with Russia! It’s probably only one of the most popular pairings with China! I ship it too :D

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

If Germany walked in on Austria and Japan, hm? He’d either start yelling random obscenities and be very embarrassed indeed or just mutter something about having had too much beer tonight and slowly back away.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.

Switzerland and Russia? Um, Russia’s passing through Switzerland to go visit someone for some random reason and Switzerland shoots him, but then Switzerland realizes he actually nearly killed Russia with his shots and thus saves him and they bond and develop the crackiest pairing on Earth?

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

AMERICA AND ROMANO FLUFF??? WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN COME OUT OF??? Maybe something to do with the Mafia, hmmm…

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic.

Aw, well that’s just cute. Germany could be really sad about not knowing what to do about his growing feelings for Italy or something and then Japan could help him out in a NON-ROMANTIC way, just best friend kind of help. And it could be called, uh… Something about the Axis? I dunno, bros. Feeling boss enough that I managed to come up with a story in square one.

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

Really? You’re honestly asking me that? NOOO, JUST HEAPS AND HEAPS OF USUK, THAT TOTALLY DON’T INVOLVE ENGLAND!

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five.

Austria and France or Austria and China??? HOW ABOUT “CRACK”???

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

Something about denial of love? *COUGH COUGH*SPAMANO*COUGH COUGH*

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

America and Italy and Japan? Um, WARNING: MINDLESS FUCKING AROUND WHILST DRAGGING JAPAN ALONG AS THE AWKWARD THIRD WHEEL HE IS.

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Ages ago, but it was something RoChu, I remember that.

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

O-kaaay, so: America and Germany (WUT) are in a happy relationship until Spain runs off with Germany (Mind fucked). America, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with England (WELL THAT FIGURES!!! HELL YEAH, NOSEBLEED USUK!!! XD) and a brief unhappy affair with Japan (Well, they are quite a popular pairing…), then follows the wise advice of China (Well, yeah, that could be possible) and finds true love with Switzerland (WAIT WHAT??? STOP TROLLING ME, QUIZ!!!).

I’m probably going to write this fic, though. Sounds interesting enough.

18) What title would you give this fic?

America, FYL (Fuck Your Life).