See... running with spoons can be hazardous. Just ask the spoons.

RULES TO LIVE BY:

1. If you want to tick someone off pay for the tolls of five people behind you during rush hour. One of them is bound to get pissed because they'll need a receipt.

2. Books are better than television because it's a lot messier when you throw the t.v. across the room when the ending sucked.

3. Never pass a swingset without trying out the goods.

4. Quoting quotes with finger quotes is an invitation to get the finger.

ABOUT ME:

I'm an aspiring author (like most of us here). My husband is waiting for me to die so he can cash in on my fame.

I celebrate all things random and usually root for the underdog (unless he barks).

I love my life, love my hubbie, love myself, and hate my kitchen (but that's a long story).

Thanx for stopping by and thanx for the support.