AU of PoA. Eventual HPDM slash. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle. He follows it- and everything changes. Updated every Friday.

Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek

Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.

HPSS slash. Traveling back in time is safe. All you have to do is keep away from people who affect time, who are pretty rare. It's just Horcrux-hunting Harry Potter's luck that Severus Snape is one of them. COMPLETE.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Voldemort persuades Harry to assist him in a war against unspeakable evil. Hermione gains a second father, and the Gryffindor boys discover that Animagus transformations are as hard as they sound. Meanwhile, the enigmatic, murderous Marionette Man unleashes destruction on the wizarding world. An AU fifth year.

The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.

Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP

Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP

Rapunzel's an honorable, crime fighting hero. And she's having a tryst. With a cat burglar. AU.

In which a Saturday night showing of Furry Vengeance brings Liz Lemon and Wesley Snipes together, and they kinda just keep being brought together. Over, and over, and over ...

Edward Cullen tries to woo Rory. Paris does not approve.

Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.

Starting a new relationship is always tricky, but getting to know Embry Call and his very tall friends is going to be a lot more complicated than Angela Weber ever thought. When everyone has secrets how can you trust the one you love?

For Mal and River, 'happily ever after' takes some work - especially when people from their past keep turning up. Mal/River, sequel to 'No Power in the 'Verse.'

They don't have a phrase for Stockholm Syndrome, but Suki could write the book on it. The Boiling Rock, and two kinds of torture. Suki, Mai.

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.

Post-War post-war . Zuko's being an ass with a bad temper to everybody except Sokka. Which Sokka is grateful for, given this thing they have, but it's still uncomfortable. Until he realises why. Zukka slash.

The prince makes Sophie an offer she doesn't refuse. Howl isn't heartsick, he isn't heartbroken. He's all of that, and more.

A series of vignettes expanding the story of the First Class movie, mostly focused on the relationship between Charles and Erik. Philosophy, agony, sarcasm, profanity. *The ONLY story on FFN to include the phrase "Quit reading my torso." I checked. *

I alone know, as I think I do know, / your love beside Thor, / and that was the wicked Loki.

Five years after the war, Harry sees himself as a danger to society. Draco reminds him he's a human being.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

As far as George was concerned, a Luna Lovegood who'd stopped believing in imaginary creatures was just a travesty. Sort of like a George Weasley who couldn't tell a joke. How George learned to quit feeling sorry for himself and re-join the living.

Sirius was laughing. "Have you always been this funny?" he asked, an odd expression on his face. I shrugged. "Well, you know what they say. You have to watch the quiet ones." He muttered something under his breath that sounded like "Clearly."

When Hades finally frees himself from the river of death, he discovers an unexpected visitor in his abode with revenge on her mind and sorrow in her heart. A Meg/Hades fic, of a sort.

"Collecting forks is so cool." Nessie and Seth discuss life, love and redhead Disney characters. SxN. Fluff.

Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...

After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.

He remembered a time when the same thing wouldn't really have bothered him, but Finn liked to think he'd grown or something since then. Grown like in his mind and heart since he didn't need to be getting much taller.

Dorcas and Peter and knowing too much and running out of time. Dorcas Meadowes's final words.

Malfoy leaned against the table and examined a fingernail. "McGonagall wants to see us. Something about illicit drinking and imminent expulsion." - Everything changes in one week, one detention, and one bottle of Firewhiskey on the lawn. H/D

In celebration of one full year of peace, Aang and Bumi have conspired to host a dance at the Fire Nation palace. Meanwhile, Sokka makes a mistake involving combs, Mai and Toph bond over makeup, of all things, and Ty Lee makes herself a nuisance.

SiriusPetunia—- "Do you take pleasure in scandalizing me?" -— eleven times they're almost something; in the end it doesn't make the slightest bit of difference.

They'd ponder peace and war and wizardry and look at each other like they mattered, like they were so far apart from their sad little lives that maybe, maybe, they could make a difference. Peter Pettigrew. Rated for slight language.

A fairytale about not-friendship and petty vandalism. New Moon AU. Extremely foul language and a somewhat sensitive topic. J/B.

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

Quinn wants a lot of things. The reminder of the last time she wanted something so badly looms in front of her.

“I am enlisting your aid, Monsieur Moony,” James said in portentous tone, “as mischief-maker to mischief-maker, and lonely soul to lonely soul.” - In which Remus offers love advice, James drives Lily to insanity, and Sirius gets his hands on a book. R/S

This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!

“Not a single drop of blood.” His eyes are stern. He means every word. “That’s our rule of thumb and if you break it, I’ll kill you.” Edward helps Rosalie get revenge. E/R one shot. Pre-Twilight.

Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH

Young Albus Dumbledore, in desperate need of a proper friend, devises a spell to bring powerful wizards to him—only, he just might have been a tad overzealous. Result: the temporal displacement of Harry Potter and Tom Riddle to the year 1912.

Three months ago, those men, those ‘Friends of Humanity’, would have been comatose at the first grab of Rogue’s arm. But it is not three months ago, and she is not Rogue anymore.

Nessie always knew Leah didn't like her, even when everyone else pretended it wasn't true. It just took her much longer than she thought it did to figure out why.

I trust you," she says. "I swore to James I wouldn't pick sides, but I guess if it came down to it, I'd pick you." This makes Remus feel sick to his stomach. "Has James picked Sirius, then?" - with the song by Switchfoot.

On the trail of a vampire coven, the Harvelles and the Winchesters converge in the backwoods of Eureka, MT. Jo's happy to see Sam, her new "on-loan" brother, but Dean... There's some history you don't want to mess with. Dean/Jo, lots of blood and fun. R&R

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Every relationship in Rose's life is more complicated than it ought to be. Sirius and girl!Harry, warning for non-explicit dubcon and inappropriate liberties with a minor. Prequel to Girl in the War and Twelve Hundred Hours.

Damien returns to South Park, hunting an escapee from Hell. Aided by the mortally challenged and the mercenary, he's also being distracted by a certain English boy. Slash, Dip. Complete!

“Wasn’t it you who told me this world is all we have? Wasn’t it you who put your arms around my neck and said that you were all mine?” “That was a long time ago.” Remus&Lily !Updated July 3rd-2009!

A few week after his sister's funeral, an eighteen-year-old Albus Dumbledore meets an odd young woman with a Time Turner, a secret mission, and a disarmingly comfortable relationship with death.

But he's irresistible/Up close and personal/Now inescapable/I can hardly breathe ::CRACK pairing oneshots::

After the world doesn't end, Sam and Dean take refuge with a friend in a lonely farmhouse. Sam realizes that he knows his brother by silhouette on a dark night, by a hoarse whisper on a staticky phone, but never once has he known him in peacetime.

AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.

COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang

"Word to the wise, werewolf," said Sirius, a wry smile on his lips. "Next time, don't get caught." - Remus' soul is cast bare when his lycanthropy is discovered, but some secrets are left untouched by the full moon...

Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Rosalie lets out a quiet snort. “Sounds a bit like Emmett.” Leah and Rosalie discuss Jacob. Kind of.

When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R

Set shortly after the 3rd film. For all those who sorely missed our beloved Cajun in the films. Remy plans to steal the ultimate treasure from a fellow X-man and by the way things are going with Bobby and Marie, Remy may very well succeed. ROMY

Draco is going bald, and Harry is going mad, and will no one think of the hate sex?

She is a romantic at heart, she thinks. If she could only believe in romance. //The slow damnation of Merope Gaunt.//

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.

Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.

Bella said "I do", Let Edward buy her a car, and went through with many unreasonable demands. Why isn't she a member of the undead? She's Ms. Swan now, High School English teacher who's dealing with life as the oldest of the Cullen family. A Short Story.

Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.

Prequel to Girl In the War. Rose Potter stays the summer at Grimmauld Place, and Snape comes to visit her.

An inside look on why Mr. Bennet married Mrs. Bennet. It may be a marriage without respect but it surely isn't a marriage without love.

Thirty miles away a girl is dying and this boy is trying not to care.

It's a bit dusty and dim, and James is standing just a bit to close, and honestly, it is too bloody hot for any of this nonsense...

Twenty facts about Bellatrix Lestrange that she would never speak aloud.

PostDH, Remus is greeted with a frighteningly cheerful Sirius. [You're making eternity sound like a bordello.] No slash, One Shot.

Having grown up in Genovia, Princess Amelia is put out when she finds out that she is not going to the Universitie at Genovia for college, but Columbia University in New York...Of course M/M

Hermione learns a little bit more about Severus' personal philosophy, and his follicles, than she ever expected to.

Remus Lupin has made his way so steadily into her life, then into her heart, that now she can't imagine a time when he wasn't always there. Tonks wakes up on the morning after the night before and finds the world has changed for her. Set during OotP.

Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

You're not in love with me, she'd said. You're in love with your idea of me. Let me go. [He went to the Dark Lord for revenge. Snape oneshot, set during Sorcerer's Stone. Onesided SnapeLily.]

Tommy says very bad things. Tommy thinks very bad things. Tommy does very bad things. “I don’t want to say ‘knickers’, it doesn’t feel right.” [Rating for language]

Six year old Nymphadora Tonks has a peculiar imagination and rather peculiar hair. But nothing is at all peculiar about the mysterious, early morning guest sitting at the kitchen table.

1942-1943: A Gryffindor girl learns the hard way why Slytherin boys are best left alone, especially if that boy is named Tom Riddle. AU based on a pre-DH fan theory about Minerva McGonagall. Warning: accidental incest, intimate partner violence. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Voldemort is imprisoned and tortured. Harry visits him and gets off with him. Torture, swearing, sexual references. HPGW, RWDM, HPLV.

MalRiver. A series of River centric ficlets, charting the development of a relationship between River and Mal. Set some time after the movie. With thanks to Geek Mama for beta reading. [Complete]

There isn’t a white light. Cassidy and Lilly meet in the afterlife. Weird oneshot.

Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]

The trick to weaponry is to never be decided until the movement is complete. Mai knows this.

Lily Evans lost her virginity to Sirius Black. And neither of them has regretted it since.

It's the alcohol and the decadence and the swimming pool it's the Jay Gatsby and a date with destiny and it's the friends that aren't her own and Rory gets it now: she's become her mother without ever meaning to. AU PostSeason Five finale.

Due to circumstances, Severus finds himself sitting between two Gryffindors. Learning about helping each other, he gets caught in the trap of attention, kindness, humour and blackberry juice.

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.

AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara

Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.

They say that discretion is the better part of valor. But for Auror Ron Weasley, a mysterious new case and an abrupt encounter with Draco Malfoy threaten to blow the lid off his bestkept secret.

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]

Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?

Emily Gilmore and Shira Huntzberger have a little chat preRoryLogan and a surprising memory unfolds unbidden.

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

The finer aspects of Ginny Weasley's life, all entwined, in their own way, within the story of how she wound up with Harry Potter.

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

A Sokka POV fic, exploring his relationship with Katara, and how hard it can be when your youger sister is more powerful than you.

[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?

It had been Katara’s 48th capture by Zuko. She wonders when Aang and Sokka will finally get the picture. [ZukoxKatara] very slight onesided [AangxKatara]. First Avatar fic. Please R&R!

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

Of them all, Sibyll Trelawney was the only one that saw through to the stark truth of the world, which gave her the Insight into the stark truths of the future. She alone was Wise, possessed of the Powers that Judge, and was profoundly screwed up.

In which Wilson has a problem, House has a cunning plan, girls hunt in packs, chocolate cake has unexpected dangers, furniture is unintentionally ordered, several conversations occur, and dinner is repeatedly served. HouseWilson, Slash.

This is getting quite pathetic, really. There are more wards on my secret stash of romance novels and seduction how-to guides than are on the entrance to my quarters." Chapter 10 is up. More World Cup, Hoorah!

I didn’t set out to like Narcissa. I love Lily. I hate it, it’s all so complicated, I thought only girls were supposed to be this complicated. James monologue

The “Princess Diaries 2” movie was missing a few important things, such as a certain Michael Moscovitz. What if he were still around? Mia looks for a spouse, and Michael helps. Complete.

At twenty-five, Lavender Brown is lonely, bogged down by work, and hung up on that prat Seamus. It's really a good thing that her moderately batty old boss is sending her off to dark forests.

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

J. K. Rowling accidently kills off every single character in the series.

What happens when I take lines from Romeo and Juliet, and replace key words with the word "pants?" No, seriously