Jacqueline Sparrow
 Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean. My name is Rachel Ayers and I am a Wiccan who is still in her broom closet. I am almost halfway through the first half of my senior year and already know what graduate school I want to attend. I spend most of time reading Silver RavenWolf's To Ride a Silver Broomstick or adding to one of my many fanfictions and stories, I also have a talent for drawing and crocheting scarves or gem pouches. I feel that you can do anything that you set your mind to, even though some people will tell you that you can't. I like many different types of music, but I cannot stand rap, I don't see the sense in it and I don't even think it can be called music. My iPod has everything on it, from Marilyn Monroe singing Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend to Klaus Badlet's He's a Pirate. My friends and I might be called crazy or different, but we're happy that we're different. You laugh because we're different, we laugh because you're all the same. Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile. Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story. Put this on your profile if you love the Joker and have started saying his lines for no reason! Put this on your profile if you cried when you saw 'Dedicated to Heath Ledger' at the end of The Dark Knight. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. -98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. -People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. - 92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile. - If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile. - If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile. - 98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alcohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child. - If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, put this in your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. (I get to the point were I can't breathe. At all.) If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile. If you really like someone, anyone, but are too afraid to say it, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) A List of Stereotypes I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’M AN ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be a GOOD LIAR I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention I TALK IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS, so I MUST be Jewish EVERYONE SAYS I'm crazy, I MUST be a lunatic I work part time I must be lazy. I practice martial arts so I must be dangerous. I discipline random children, so I must be a child abuser. I am a Star Trek fan, so I MUST be a geek. I Like To Read Books, so I Must be a loner ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. (\)_(/) If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rap is the most God-awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you don't think Keira Knightley should ever give up acting, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile. If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you constantly ship Jack/Elizabeth when you want to push her away and steal Jack for yourself, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have heard of the Seven Year Itch (the movie, not the medical condition), copy and paste this into your profile If you think that Walt Disney was a genius, copy and paste this into your profile Have you ever used "epic" or "pwned" in everyday sentences? If so, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of the many people who has cried during Sir Elton John's original 'Candle in the Wind', copy and paste this into your profile "I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right. You believe likes so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself. And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." -Marilyn Monroe "Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things because we're curious, and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." -Walt Disney "Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age...and dreams are forever." -Walt Disney "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." -Marilyn Monroe "I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful. I sin, but I'm not the devil. And I'm good, but I'm not an angel." -Marilyn Monroe This is a poem my great aunt wrote, I hope you all like it (Might make you cry, even if you don't get it) Good-bye, my friend, Four words I am saying too soon, You had so much ahead of you, I kind of knew things were that bad, Not bad enough to be gone before your time. You were only thirty-six, You had made almost as many films, Now I have to call Frankie, I just wish I didn't have to be the one to tell him, I wonder how he'll take the news. Good-bye, my friend, But I hope it's not for too long, You know how close we were, I don't have you to talk to anymore, You and Luke really helped me, Now I'm not sure he's enough right now. Good-bye, my friend, The world will never forget you, And neither will I. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass A friend helps you up when you fall, and a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. You'll never see me betting against Alice. Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Your mom looks like Voldemort (dissed) Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. (this will be painted on the side of the aforementioned powder-blue pickup truck) "The universe is made not of matter but of music." - Dr. David Hatch "How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" "It's a talent." - Edward, Alice Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, JacquelineSparrow | |||||||
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