The origin of my PenName is quite strange and I'd rather not get into it. But yes, the Tiva part was inspired by NCIS. Tony and Ziva are my favorite characters. Ziva the most. I'm not that creative in writing but if I ever come with something I'll write it. Other than that I'm pretty much here to politely critisize and read other peoples stuff. My age is nothing for you to be concerned with but I am in HS. My favorite books are the Twilight saga, Harry Potter and a lot more. My favorite authors are J.K Rowling, Stephenie Meyer, Judy Blume, and several others. I'm a bit of a freak and I enjoy it. I'm listing my favorites but keep in mind my favorites books are not all listed. Toodley oodley!

Favorite Couples!

Tiva (Tony and Ziva NCIS)

Edward and Bella

Ron and Hermione

Harry and Ginny

McAbby (McGee and Abby NCIS)

Favorite TV Shows!

NCIS

Desperate Housewives

Brothers and Sisters

House

The Mentalist

The Eleventh Hour

The Big Bang Theory

How I met Your Mother

Lincoln Heights

Favorite Books!

Twilight Saga

Harry Potter

Take Me There

All American Girl

Georgia Nicoleson

Speak

Fever 1793

Almost Sisters

Forever

Just Listen

Someone Like You

What My Mother Doesn't Know

Mates and Dates

Truth or Dare

When It Happens

Maximum Ride

The list goes on and on but I think I'll stop there.

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If you're easily confused or confuzzled, add this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Quotes!

"No one likes you!" - Sprinkles (aka A.M.G.T.Z.D)

"Everytime is dance time." - McGee (aka GryphonoftheNorth)

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Well, I think the guns helps. If you stood there and said BANG, I don't think you'd kill many people!!

Growing old is mandatory! Growing up is optional!

Sarcasm is your bodies natural defense against stupid!

I only do what the voices tell me to do!

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Whoever said that nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door...

If it's tourist season...why can't we shoot 'em?

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rockos modern Life, Animaniacs or Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "In west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World, Full house.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors, bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or Ms. Mary Mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood and Ghostwriter on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles and Ghostbusters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberry's, Power Rangers , and Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears.
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original Walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You actually played outside until it was dark!
You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

Things to do in Wal-Mart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) Say "ding" at each floor.
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1.) People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2.) People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3.) When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Well, yeah!! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4.) When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5.) When people say while watching a film, "Did ya see that?" No loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!
6.) People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7.) When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8.) When people say "life is short”. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9.) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

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If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.