I saw a anime that blew my mind.

MY favorite show was now a anime.

now my mind is gone

for, my mind has been blew

by the anime i saw today.

and my name is now KAORU MATSUBARA

my contest:

if u want your 2 oc's (1 male and 1 female) in my story GUARDING THE...WAIT WHAT?!?! then heres what you do.

1:pick a number between 1-100.

2:pm me the number and the 2 oc's and wait 4 me to pm you back to see if you have the closest number. \

thx!.

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: where have you been all my life?

Woman:hiding from you

Man: haven’t I seen you somewhere before?

Woman: yes that's why I don't go there anymore

Man: is this seat empty?

Woman: yes and this one will be too if you sit down

Man: your place or mine?

Woman: both you go to yours and I’ll go to mine

Man: so what do you do for a living?

Woman :I’m a female impersonator

Man: hey baby what’s your sign?

Woman: do not enter

Man: how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: unfertilized

Man: your body is a temple

Woman: sorry there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: but would you stay there?

Man: if I could see you naked I’d die happy

Woman: if I saw you naked I’d probably die laughing (hahahahaha god that made me tear up laughing!)

Man: if I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and I together

Woman: really I’d put f and u together

Man: your eyes there-amazing

Woman: seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.

Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name

Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman

Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me

Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.

Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.

Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "FEMALE COMEBACKS"

hello pplz here are a few things i like:

1:anime

2:ice cream

3:my dog,penny

5:ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6: Giggling Girly Girl

7:MY HAIR

8:music

and here are some things i dislike:

1:mayo

2:ketchup

3:mustard

4:relish

5:tomatoes

6:math

7:bird poop

8:avacado

9: MY STEP-FAMILY

MY FAVORITE ANIME:

rosoriovampire

Friends or Best Friends?

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him,"Its because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Stab you in the back after a year.

BEST FRIENDS: Poke each other with sticks.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days"...

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're ok when your crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say,"Haha loser!

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say,"Run-beep-Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying,"That was awesome!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr and Ms and your Grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents by DAD and MOM and your grandpa by GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,"Damn we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and say,"My bad...Tissue?"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if the crowd does

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the crowds ass for leaving you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk in and say,"IM HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (Drinking buddys)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Would look at you stumbling all over the place and say, Girl drink the rest! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap!

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality