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Hey Everyone! Welcome to (Dramatic music) MY PROFILE!! OMIGOSH!! I just got an obsession of sharpies!! Thanks to mj. twilighter's stroy "Stupid Questions with Stupid Answers".

--My baby


Random Pictures from google:

Sharpies:
Robert Pattinson at the Comic Con (Freakin' Sexy Man!!)(If thelinks don't work copy and paste them into ur browser): , , , http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2051/2699604255_6eb131df49.jpg?v=1217291475, http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3290/2699600703_8b55baf456.jpg?v=1217291683, http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3109/2700404760_558d379d28.jpg?v=1217292015, (not at comic con but still hot)
Robert, Kristen, and Taylor:
Tom Kaulitz(Sexy beast): , http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2317500346_86d02cc2c1.jpg,
Tokio Hotel:

Way more Pictures to come!

I LOOOOOVVVVEEEEEE Edward Cullen...So if he dissapears than you'll know why :D

Name: Bella (My real name is Jocelyn, but I don't lyk that and my middle name is Isabella so I shorten it to bella and everyone calls me that. So either call me Bella OR Jocey)

Age:15

BDay: November 21 :P (Suck on THAT!)

I play...: The guitar, piano(Keyboard too), drums, and I also sing.

Favorite Author(s): Stephenie Meyer

Favorite bands: Tokio Hotel(LOVE THEM more than any other band!!) Paramore,Fall Out Boy, Metro Station (even though I hope miley cyrus falls into a ditch and dies!), and Hey Monday

I can speak...: English, German, Spanish, Italian, French.

I have...: ADD and OCD

I love(no particular order)...:

The Cullen's and Hale's

SHARPIEZZZZ!!

Music

Random stuff

The Mall

Shopping at the mall

Reading

Writing

Dancing

Acting

Singing

Tokio Hotel

Tom Kaulitz

Bill Kaulitz

My friends

Hanging out with my friends

Going shopping with my friends

Vampires

Strawberries

I don't like(no particular order)...:

Blood

Red

The doctors

Needles

School

Spiders

Hand eye coordination activities

Snobby people

Were-wolves

Jacob Black :P

Favorite Quotes:

"I would kiss you but I don't wanna see my lunch again"-Me to some dude.
"We're playing volleyball with the BIG ball."-My friend trying to make me laugh...and it worked big time! I thought of Tom Kaulitz...
"Hey, Jen,Don't waste your time, you're talking to the girl who has to use a calculator to find out what 2 plus 2 is"-My friend talking to my other friend about me...long story, don't ask.

From the Twilight Movie:

When Bella and Edward are at the restraunt:
Bella-Wait! You said you read his mind?
Edward-...Yes, I can read everyones mind in here...(Points to people while saying what they are thinking) Money, sex, money, sex,...cat.

"Okay class clear off your chair and stack your desk."-My english teacher who always mixes up things.
"Hello my friends, Wazz Up my dawgs, and salutations my fellow dorks"-My Crazy Friend
"Punch, Duck, Kick!"-Me and one of my closest friends
"Really? I thought it was Brittney Spears." Me critizing my friends art work.
"Pssssh, is the pope cathloic?"-Spice Girls movie (idk which spice girl)
"I never lie."
"Is the pope Pisscapalion?"-Spice Girls movie
"BALLA BALLA BALLA!! BA!! BA!! BALLA BALLA BALL!! BA!! BA!!"-Tom Kaulitz
"...Online interviews, MTV interviews...and stuff like Daaaaaaaaaat"-Tom Kaulitz
"I. NEED. SHAPRIES!!"-My Crazy friend.
"Boob...(Giggle)"-My closest friend and I. We were making fun of this guy named Bob when we were camping.
"RUN, NERD, RUN!!"- Me yelling at a nerd to run during gym, Hey! I was doing it a favor, we were playing dodge ball!

"Okay all we have to do is make the costumer feel special."-SpongeBob
"OOOOOO, Let me do this house!"-Patrick
"Ummm Okay.."-SpongeBob
(Patrick rings doorbell)
"Hello?"-Fish dude
"I love you"-Patrick-LOL! I love that episode!

"OMFG!! LOVE EDWARD CULLEN SOOOO MUCH!!...but if he dissapears...you'll know why...:D"-(Just take a guess)
"HOLY DAMN!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!"-My dad meeting his sisters boyfriend...LOL!
"AHHHHHH!"-My dad when a pillow fell on his foot.
"IT.IS.IN.THE.HOUSE!" My mom at nite thinking there is a rat in the house..i mean in her room...big whoop!
"WHAT THE HELL-o!?"-my sister that was abou to say 'WHAT THE HELL?!" to my mom.

Convertion between me and my crazy friend:

Me-I NEVER want kids! The only time I'll get pregent is if it is with Tom (Kaulitz).
Crazy friend- What about with Matt?
Me- HA! No.
Crazy Friend- Zach?
Me- Is the pope pisscalpalion?
Crazy Friend- What 'bout my ex Alex?
Me- LORD NO!! HE MIGHT SQUISH ME IF WE DID IT!!

92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site:PP (TOkio Hotel)

HOLY TOM!! I cannot BELIEVE Tokio hotel TV stopped for the season:(!! Im SO made! Still luv u tom bby!

Okay well..as you can c I have ANGER ISSUES!! I have OCD, EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT! Idk why it's just they way Im. Im also semi-mean, semi-nice. 2day This guy asked me out for his friend and before he even finish I yelled NO!! My friend s started LAUGHING THERE BUTTS OFF!! When I grow up I wanna be famous and I wanna be a star I wanna be a VAMPIRE! Im serious. I want to be a vmapire so badly its not even FUNNY! Im very Random and (i think) funny. So whats not to like about me?

SEND ME PMs! I LOVE TO TALK (or type) TO PEOPLE (or vampires)!!

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When Oreos Get Involved by briiittx xhc reviews
What happens when you mix bella, the cullens, and oreos? First ever fanfict! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,964 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Stupid Questions With Answers by xemjayx reviews
What happens when people ask other people and vampires a stupid question? Read and find out! Rated T just in case. PLEASE DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WE MENTION ON HERE! Thanks :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Days of Note Passing by SpazzPants reviews
Okay, this is your typical note passing with the Cullens. It is years after Bella is changed. I couldn't make it work any other way for me. I'm not going to ask you to review it because that's annoying. AM I right? No crack pairings. All normal onesALL OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by BellissaAdreana reviews
Emmett is annoying Bella so they make a deal saying the Cullens will play any game Emmet wants if he stops torturing Bella. What game will Emmet choose? And what happens when Alice invites another coven of animal-drinking vampires? After Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The father in law daughter dance by NCISLeaBea92 reviews
This is just a bunch of fluff that I didn't want to post separately; all of them have Bella, most of them have Carlisle too.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella
The Cullens including Bella use AIM! by ThePurpleDragonOfAmazingness reviews
The Cullens use AIM. Watch the stupid/ funny/ strange/ retarded/ and crazy things they do. sorry, I suck at summaries. AIM plot: Overused? Yes. Funny? ALways. at least, I hope so... rated T, just in case...NOTE: OOC sillyness. **ON HOLD**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Open Road Song by Panda Slippers reviews
A car ride where Edward really enjoys his music, and Bella is a little confused.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Annoy The Characters Of Twilight by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
The ultiamate list of ways to annoy our favorite charaters. Really funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Reality by Chocolate13 reviews
What if Edward and the Cullens were real? Kiera, a normal, modern, Twilight fangirl, is both frightened and excited when the famous vampire shows up. What happens then when she gets caught up in a struggle between her dreams and her worst nightmares?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,511 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Torture reviews
The Cullens and Bella get a chatroom account and get tortured by yours truly! OOCness WILL occur. I don't own the twilight saga. Get it? Got it? Good. Now I don't have to say it every freakin' chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008