WE ARE WILD WE ARE LIKE mashed potatoes

THIS AIN'T A SCENE IT'S A GODDAMN ARMS RACE

ok but blood smells good idk man i am weird

ugh help i juts wanna kiss band members

cartman and butters should do the buttsex

woahh where did my children go- oh there they are

gay is in the air!!!!!!!1 oh wait cartman is here lol

gerard's father: son when you grow up will you- gerard: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

party in hell!!1 im bringing the condoms!!!

-pokes kenny with a stick- do something

there is bunch of dicks in your face!!!!

look its a gay baby!!! - cartman's moms reaction to cartman being born

don't read the milk fic1!!!! don't do it!! see i fucking told you- what am i doin g with life anymore

halloween is almost here!!!!1 you know what that means!!!! getting more fat than i actually am!!!! fun fun fun!!!!

LOL XD!!!

ok you know what it's time to dance dance- you know what fuck this its time to destory humanity bye

joe needs to grow his afro back so i can call him joe frohman!!!

you are giving birth to potato children!!1 1 !!!

aw look at that cute piece of shit but i also want to punch myself in the face with a fork

im gonna smear fake blood all over myself!!!!

satan is gonna throw condoms at you all!!!!! have fun!!!!!

THIS IS GOSPEL FOR THE FALLEN ONES- DO NPOT TOUCH ME

dallon weekes is one of the sweetest people aliv e goodbye

-lights self on fire- LIGHT ME UP UP UP IM ON FIYAHHHHHHHHHHH

hey hey if you are ever feeling down remember there is a show called small potatoes

WAIT SMALL POTATOES ENDED?!!!!?? NOOOO WELP MY LIFE IS OVER NOW!!!!1

AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET??!!! YEA???! OKAY BYE!!

YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW THIS!!! I AM GOING TO TURN INTO ITALIAN BREAD

-THROWS EYELINER AT PETE WENTZ- :)

IM GONNA SCRATCH MY FACE OFF!! THEN SELL IT ON EBAY!!

IM SEEING DAMIEN AND PIP!! IN HELL!!

sATAN WHERE IS MY CONDOMS IM GONNA BEING USING those

FALL OUT BOY IS LOVE FALL OUT BOY IS LIFE. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS LOVE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS LIFE. PANIC! AT THE DISCO IS LOVE PANIC! AT THE DISCO IS LIFE.

See that potato yoU JUST CRUSHED? IT HAD A FUCKINBG FAMILY YOU ASSHOLE!!

IM GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE THROUGH THE SCREEN IF YOU DON T STOP THAT!!

STILL MISSING SHANE DAWSON'S HAIR :(

OK BUT HOW THE HELL CAN YOU HAVE CRUSHES ON ANIMTRONICS?? YEAH I HAVE CRUSHES ON CARTOON CHARACTERS BUT THAT'S COMPLET LY DIFFERENT

hIT ME IN THE FACE WITH EMOTIONS!!

It's time -dramatic music plays- the gay has returned :)

-wipes tear- I.. I.. just love Fall Out Boy so much..

-points to cartman- ASSHOLE ALERT!!!!!

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE THEN KISS YOU gOD dAMMIT

plz let me sleep for 10 years

when Ike is six it will be like: Shelia: Ike you can't have sex yet you're only six! Ike: JUST BECAUSE I AM SIX DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HAVE SEX MOM! and Kyle will be just standing by the doorway since that's his thing apparently and be like ''lol wtf'''

jesus Ike has more action that me and he is only fucking five years old what the fuck is this

coming down to south park gonna fuck everyo ne

dID YOU KNOW THAT BAGELS ARE JEWISH? YOU BETTER WISH THEM HAPPY HANUKKAH NEXT TIME YOU STUPID FUCKS

DO YOU HEAR THAT? ITS THE SOUND OF ME COMING TO STAB YOU!!!!

-SLAMS HANDS ON DESK- WHERE ARE MY CONCERT TICKETS?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM A PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH

I love my daddy yes I do yES I DO

why aREbHands so fucking hot I don t

I h ate mys elf

Everyone Is Hot

every thing is hot I literally seen a back teh other day and I was like "h o Ly fuck"

but first I would like you to kill me

hAhhaha I just fucked YO bitch with some Gucci fLip flops

-sees wound- ThATS NOt cLara!!!!!!

, hHhaha boy I love gay!!!!!!!

"Carl needs to be protected" ok, give me a reason why an Ann oying rat ass kid needs to be protected

do you think, jaspers cum tastes like cheeto dust and peri s cu m taste like dorito dust

kIzck my Aass t o SpAce

I JUzdt shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

imagine your fave

"you fell down the stairs because you were distracted by the neck" relatable

hum p me fuck me Dddy better make me choke

reMiNder!!!!!!!!!!!! Bagels are jewisj!!!!!!!

aAaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

do you ever see someone and get reminded howGay yo uar e

everyone is HaoT and I am a potato what d o I d do!!!!!!!

i want to kiss a cUt e girl!!!!!!!!

aNayywa i Lov e veronica, MAaNdy, mIckey, and KevIn

gOd they are so cute i am gonna shove a spoo n u my ass!!;;?!?#?

hOolLy fuck I love Mandy Milkovich!!!!!!

tHe Milkovichs need to be protected iM gOonna shove a FOot up your ass!!!!

-slides shameless writers 20 dollars- make a show abt the Milkovichs and make me Mandys gf, ok bye,

i want Mandy to flip me off and run me over with a car

hOo boy Falling for cartoon characters a gain hel p me

I want Craig tucker to flip me off also

do you like nala sex??????

Clyde Donovan is suc h a fuckboy, but i love him

Craig is tht kind of person that brings home random animals that he finds on the street and suddenly there is 82837373738 animals in his house

do you ever see your fave do somethin cute and you're like: I got wet

Cartman prob has a daddy kink but I never want him to call himself daddy

I DEMAND A CRAIG TUCKER STUFFED T OY

also I demand everyone's hats to be given to me bye fuckers

all I need now is Clyde with a knife and the trio is comPlete

imagine your fave whispering seductively in YOur ear "one time I fucked a hot pocket"

hey u hornY anus

I sAW DArk and then I fuCking nUtted shiT!!!!

y e s daDdy

hES SO Cute I am goannfuckin commit

not t o be extra or anything, but I would die for mark or dark

I m e an dark would prob kill me anyways, god b less

uNfollow me now this Is the om Ly thing I am gonna talk about for weeks I wAnted this for years fuck!!!!!!

I w ould like to be FUCKING strangled

you kno what one of the best parts of it WAs, fuCking hands,

I SHIT ON FLOOR!!!!!!!

i want dark and anti to come kill me, im ready

anyways i lov w Mark Fischbach so much goodnight

WHy am I so in love with this carToonharactrr pls he l p

I wANT HIM TO CUDDLE ME THEN FUCK MEUNTIM I CANT BREATHE

CHm on me daddy

-looks at Stan- this, this is beautiful

I wOuld die for Stanley Randall Marsh in a heartbeat ok I love him sm

J Ist fUCk me aLready

LEMmE SmAshvpLls!!!!!!

BANGS POT AND PANS TOGETHER WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS GUESS WHOS BACK INTO MBAV

Ethan is my baby boy I lvr mlhim sm fuck I fell back in lov Again

-sees Erica- i want her to rip my throat out with her teeth

What if Ethan said "Prepare to get Ethanized"befoe dixkin medown jxjdbsbsgs

I rlly miss my daddy

I'LL MAKE YOUR HIPS SHAKE LIKE TECTONIC PLATES

Daddy MORGAN, not Ethan obvi his dad, Hhahh

OOOOOF

@kasey if you're reading this fuck you you made me garbage ily tho

HOOO BOI I LOVE CHARLIE CALVIN

do you think Charlie gets boners when girls get close tohim, bcbUHHHHhh, god I wish that were me

, sorry sweaty that my man :)

@Danielle and you wonder how I stole your man sweetie :)

SCOTT CALVIN HAS TYE SAME INITIALS AS SANTA CLAUSE, BOI WHAT HOW DID I JUST REALIZE THIS

IIIIII LOWKEY WANT TO SUCJ HIS DICK

GIMME YOUR DICK

CALM DOWN HE LIKE 16 IN THE SECOND MOVIE

THAT MEANS HE LIKE 20 IN THE THIRD MOVIE

HOLY FUC MAN

HEy ChArlie IM GONN MAKE OUT WITH YOUR STEP MOM IN LAW AHA

Me: hey ur step mom is hot just sayin

Charlie: :