chiwassu fellow readers and writers

I am going to boarding school on the 3 of February

so I won't be able to do anything on fanfic for the school has band it

so for the next two years I won't be able to a date or do anything only on some holidays and odd occasions

sorry!

ATTENTION!

may i please have your attention

if you Read my storys and review please do not critisise me

on my gramer and spelling because I know it's bad and I deeply apolidies im trying

to work on it but i just have a lot of trouble with learning it

I like FRIENDLY

REAPEAT

FRIENDLY

critisism

I do not want flames please

another note

IF YOU DONTLIKE MY STORY

DONT READ

AND DONT REVIEW

simple correct

IF YOU DO LIKE MY STORY

i thank your kindess in looking

if you dont like my story i thank you for your time in looking as well

and lastley i write fanfictionfor MY plessure

so for all you flamers or people who belive that the "friendly" critisism is apropreit

I Dont care if you dont like it good for me

if you like it good for me

i dont want your opinion if you simply want to say negative and degrading stuff about my work

I dont care how old you are or why you use fanfictio i use it for FUN

the word FUN is for ones Enjoyment

Ones ENJOYMENT is not included in you tring to degrade my work or any one elses

and i hope there are many that agree

and the last last note

for all you flamers Flaming Is not for fun

it can lead to seriouse concequences which can be life freatning to peoples life

and im sure you will be smart enough to figure out what i mean

not only is it life threatning to some people who cant handle your "critisism"

but it is against the law to do what you do

and is frowned apon in monden sosciety

it is called

bullying

i thank you for taking your time to read this

P.S
here is you lesson on law for now
Defamation—also called calumny, vilification, traducement, slander (for transitory statements), and libel (for written, broadcast, or otherwise published words)—is the communication of a statement that makes a claim, expressly stated or implied to be factual, that may give an individual, business, product, group, government, religion, or nation a negative or inferior image

hey i'm bella and I love many things.

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is so fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

my favouriot akatsuki

1. deidara (me!!!)

2. mandara/tobi/ obito

(also me!!! i did test om all my friends and me)

3. zetsu(my friend hannah)

4.sasori(Georgia.b)

5.itachi(jamie)

6.nagato/pein(me)

7.kisame(georgia.L)

8.konan(clair)

9.kakuzu

(me again! i know weird i did it a few times ran out of freind willing to do it)

10.hidan

(me again! i see a bad patern)

11.Orochimaru

(me again-_- thats just not fairT_T)

I love:

Bleach

Saiyuki

Pirats of the caribbien

Naruto

Harry Potter

LOTR

A Nightmare On Elm Street

Halloween

Friday the 13th

Scream

The Hills Have Eyes

Avengers

All Marvel Characters

The Jocker

i love OC characters

I believe in the obito theory!!!

I Love JOHHNY DEPP

I LOVE sweeny todd!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE

.••) .•) .•.•) .•)
(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer

My dad died of nonhogcans lymphoma and lucimia at 63. On the 1/12/2012 I was 14.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters and answer the questions!

1. Deidara

2. Tobi

3. Itachi
4. Hidan
5. Sasori
6. Pein
7. Orochimaru
8. Sasuke
9. Zetsu
10. Kakashi
11. Kakuzu
12. Naruto

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Pein/kakazu yes it was very funny and rude

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hidan, he is fucking hot I swear to Jashin-sama I want to get all in… sorry I got a little bit ahead of myself he, he

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

Sasuke and naruto! That would be the funniest thing ever

(‘Teme she is so beautiful! Believe it!.’ ‘Hn. Dope.’)

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Zetsu. Yeah it was really sweet. Of course with lemons in it.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Tobi/Pein that would be a little too weird…..*shivers* ewww bad thoughts! Bad thoughts!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sasori/Zetsu or Sasori/ kakashi I would say neither but most likely Sasori and Zetsu scince there both in Akatsuki

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Orochimaru walking in on Tobi/Naruto well for starters he would be like my turn with naruto-kun! (He is a pedo!) But I think instead of Tobi having sex with Naruto he would be extracting his bijuu (na duh!)

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Itachi goes to kidnap Kakashi to use as bait against naruto but ends up falling for the copy-cat Nin and Kakashi being the pervert he is goes with it. Ending in his undying love for the Uchiha.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Deidara/Sasuke. Properly but I would of destroyed it because Deidara belongs o me! And Sasuke may of by an unfortunate miss-fortune found his way locked in my closet *looks suspicious* I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Orochimaru/naruto -The Oreo-pedo-snake-teme and The Orange fuzzball

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hidan/Deidara well dei would get really drunk and ets horney and hidan happened to be the only one in the base so he keeps trieing to get into hidans pants but hidan refuses with all his might but eventualy his self control is lossed. (I let your imagination do the rest ;)……)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

yes!

13) Do you write or draw Eleven?

Yes he is very hot if he has the mask of just need to ignore the stiches!

14) Would you write Two/Four/Five

Tobi/Hidan/Sasori no because Tobi Is also mine! Actually we all did this test to see what akatsuki member you are and I got Tobi sweet, funny, cute, stupid and innocent on the outside. Evil master mind trying to rule the would on the inside. They all laughed when I said it was weirs. Apparently it’s very fitting for me Xp

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Kakashi would scream ‘Icha Icha! I love the!’

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

sasuke. ‘I must be Emo’

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Deidara/Pein/Naruto...YAOI please don’t read! Run away! It will give you nightmares!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?

Kakashi should say to Tobi "Tobi be good boy and do to me what it says in this book:) *holds up Icha Icha*."

19) How might eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kakuzu would say’ Tobi had sex with Sasuke now give me you money’

20) How emo is Seven?

He’s not Emo just creepy, now if you’re talking about 8 I have dubed that his theme song is EMO

E is for emotional ruin everybody’s day

M is for miserable people

O is for on the dark side

‘Cause we have some fresh cookies

Cookies *wow*

Proud to be a Narutard(National anthem)

I am proud to be a narutard,

because i know your scared of me

and i won't forget that ku-nai,

that saved my life for free.

And i will man up,

and laugh at you,

for staring at my face.

Like Lady Gaga were born this wayyyy,

join the Naruto raceeeee!!!!!!

HOIST THE COLORS

The king and his men

stole the queen from her bed

and bound her in her Bones.

The seas be ours

and by the powers

where we will we'll roam.

Yo, ho, haul together,

hoist the colors high.

Heave ho,

thieves and beggars,

never shall we die.

Yo, ho, haul together,

hoist the colors high.

Heave ho, thieves and beggars,

never shall we die.

Some men have died

and some are alive

and others sail on the sea

– with the keys to the cage...

and the Devil to pay

we lay to Fiddler's Green!

The bell has been raised

from it's watery grave...

Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?

We are a call to all,

pay head the squall

and turn your sail toward home!

Yo, ho, haul together,

hoist the colors high.

Heave ho, thieves and beggars,

never shall we die.

JOLLY SALILOR BOLD

Upon one summer’s morning, I carelessly did stray,

Down by the Walls of Wapping, where I met a sailor gay,

Conversing with a young lass, who seem’d to be in pain,

Saying, William, when you go, I fear you will ne’er return again.

His hair it does in ringlets hang, his eyes as black as souls,

May happiness attend him wherever he may go,

From Tower Hill, down to Blackwall, I will wander, weep and moan,

All for my jolly sailor bold, until he does return.

My father is a merchant—the truth I now will tell,

And in great London City in opulence doth dwell,

His fortune doth exceed 300,000 in gold,

And he frowns upon his daughter, ‘cause she loves a sailor bold.

A fig for his riches, his merchandize, and gold,

True love is grafted in my heart; give me my sailor bold:

Should he return in poverty, from o’er the ocean far,

To my tender bosom, I’ll fondly press my jolly tar.

My sailor is as smiling as the pleasant month of May,

And oft we have wandered through Ratcliffe Highway,

Where many a pretty blooming girl we happy did behold,

Reclining on the bosom of her jolly sailor bold.

My name it is Maria a merchants daughter fair

And I have left my parents hand 3000 pounds a year

Come all you pretty fair maids, whoever you may be

Who love a jolly sailor bold that ploughs the raging sea,

While up aloft, in storm or gale, from me his absence mourn,

And firmly pray, arrive the day, he home will safe return.

My heart is pierced by Cupid, I disdain all glittering gold,

There is nothing can console me but my jolly sailor bold.

Country: Australia (and proud of it.)

Gender: a girl (my bros don’t seem to get that)

Sports: dancing, swimming, rowing.

Occupations: student

Age: I'm in year 10 turning 15

Son\daughter of: Proud daughter of Duane and Vanessa

Favorite word (at the moment): ignoramus

Most used word (at the moment): bloody hell

Word that I have stolen from a movie: artard

Favorite line from a movie:

Barbossa:oh and if yeh have a better idea please do share

jack: chuttlefish. let us not my dear friend forget our dear friends the cuttlefish, glorious little sausages.

Something unique: I taught myself, a bit of Japanese, italian, spanish and french.

Something I hate: people thinking I'm girly and weak, people who underestimate me. Bitches, people who complain because they only got something small for a Christmas or birthday present. (I got nothing and I'm still happy! My moto is be happy with what you have not sad about what you don’t.) People who cry over stupid things, people who bitch about one of their parents over something stupid (seriously a girl came up to me and bitched about her dad making her clean her room. My dad died and she’s complaining about having one.) I hate people who dis Saiyuki, bleach and most of all NARUTO (I'm a narutard and proud) And most of all I hate people who say they wish there parents would leave them alone or die because I’ll trade if they want. And Lastly I hate People who either touch, diss or look at my friends in the wrong way because that makes me a very violent person

Favorite Action movie: POTC/LOTR

Favorite Comedy movie: rango

Songs I like: Eminem’s mocking bird, we made you, my name is, amity ville American phsyco (all Eminem song), all my chemical romance, super base, all greenday songs. You raise me up, Naruto Shippuden openings 5 (sha la la- hotru no hikari) Naruto Shippuden openings 9 (lovers) Naruto Shippuden openings 3 (blue bird) and ALL Blood On The Dance Floor and Jeffree Star!

Favoite animal: I love all animals,(litrulally) like I’m talking I thinck the ugliest dog in the would is so cute. Sharks are adorable!

Think of a random phrase. what is it? Screw you guys I'm goin home (southpark)

Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 5 lines down?

She walked up the stairs. The door creaked. The smell of blood sarounded her.

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? S my D by BOTDF

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west. east

What is the weather? Very humid and raining

Rubber ducky or pink platypus?

OH!

Rubber Ducky

Your the one

You make bath time

Lots of fun!

Rubber Ducky

I'm awfully fond of you! (bobobodeo)

Rubber Ducky

Joy of joy

When i squeeze you you make noise

Rubber Ducky

You're my very best friend its true

Every Day

When I make my way to the tubby

I find a little fella who's

Cute and yella

And chubby

Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber Ducky

Your so fine

And im lucky that your mine

Rubber ducky im awfully fond of you

ooh...

Every Day

When I make my way to the tubby

I find a little fella whos

Cute and yella

And chubby

Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber ducky your so fine

And im lucky that your mine

Rubber ducky im awfully fond of

Rubber ducky im awfully foooond

Of you!

Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it?

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

I want

$1 000 000 000 000

Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? I’m a meat eater

Gods or Titans? TITANS!!!!!

Ranger or Knight? Knight

Bow or Sword? Bow I like to fuck them up with my big ass bow (I like to aim for the ass)

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? I want to be in a Japanese samurai badass battle I fuck ‘im up with my giant ass sword

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

pillow, my laptop, air, table, dress, chocolate, lighter, tv controller, Vaseline total moister cocoa glow 24hr* nourishing lotion for soft and glowing skin pure cocoa butter stratys multi-layer moisture (how the fuck did that get here I don’t even know where it came from!)

What is the last thing you watched on TV? Naruto shippuden episode 215

Without looking, guess what time it is: 2:52 am

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 3:02 am 10 minutes not to bad

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Naruto shippuden opening 9 lovers

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 9:31 pm went to hard rock café for dinner

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Bleach faniction

What are you wearing? Denim shorts, grey tank top grey head band.

Did you dream last night? yes

When did you last laugh? The 29th November 2011

What is on the walls of the room you are in? paintings of a tiger ,2 birds, a water fall and a clock

Seen anything weird lately? Yeh my brother

What do you think of this quiz ?i don’t really thinck

What is the last film you saw? The Hills Have Eyes

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Every thing I want to decorate my room, I pad, I phone and a new house for my mum, grandma and nanny (great grandma) and the rest worl go in the banck for my edumacation

Tell me something about you that I don't know. I have brown hair and brown eyes 3 brothers and we r all 2 years apart (15, 17, 19, 21) and my mum won’t give me a hug or kiss

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would they be? Stop war and give every one a house

Do you like to dance?: yeah, dancing is apart of my life been doing it since I was 1 and 9 months and will go on to be a dancing teacher

George Bush: he can go fuck his self

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Amaya or alexis

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Ezekiel

Get to Know Me!!

1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No but my middle name is ater my gran I never got to meet

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? The 1st of December 2011 the day my dad passed

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No it sucks like shit

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? no

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeh I’m fuckin cazy and would be awsomley insane (epecialy on sugar high)

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? All the time

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Fuck yeah!!!!

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I hate cerial

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM Off? nah cant be stuffed

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yeh I have to be for I'm a rower

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? RUM AND RAISINS!

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Hair color

15. RED OR PINK? RED! Pinck is just way to girly and red is such a cool corlorwith lots of meanings

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My daddy he was such an immature man and fun to be a roung and used to give me hugges

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Don’t giv to fucks on what tjey do

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue shorts, im not wearin shoes

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Miso ramen and Japanese rice ball

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Naruto shippuden opening 9 lovers

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black I wanna be a ninja crayon *cheesy echo of ninja crayon*

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? rum

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? GOD!!! *da da daaaah* no but seros;y it was my bff hannah

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Don’t know

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Dancing (I don’t care what you say it is a sport and a very hard one)

28. EYE COLOR? Brown

29. Do you wear contacts? Sometimes

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Ramen!!!!!

n31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? SCARY MOVIE they are so funny

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Halloween

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU Wearing?black

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter

35. HUGS OR KISSES? kiss

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? princess cake

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? no

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? yep

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Naruto shippuden manga 567 (does that count?)

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? YOUR FACE!! *burned*

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? I don’t watch t.v I read fanfic all day

42. FAVORITE SOUND? Water fall

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Fuck them I'm Eminem all the way

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Florida port charlet

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? dancing

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Azzie

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Fuck I don’t giv to shits

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line (haha. This is funneh)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...

those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Love comes in many colors

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

If you are random copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.(Aw, u people r so nice)

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are(i have a short attention span...what?)

Me: Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the cruelest of them all?

Mirror: You win hands down. Please don't break me.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries made while attempting this, it's not my fault if you listened to me)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over(It hurt like hell)

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a girl!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in God's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (James)

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. (black)

3. your first initial?(I)

4. your month of birth?(June)

5. which color do you like more, black or white? (Black)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Hannah)

7. your favorite number?(528)

8. do you like California of Florida more? (Florida)

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?(Ocean)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)(I want to own all the Naruto cosplay, mangas, DVDs and action figures as well as posters)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.(maby….ok sometimes)

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.(spot on)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.(wow I totally didn’t know that captain oviose)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.(holly crap 528 friends!!! I only chose it because it was the number I guessed in the gues how many lollys in the container and I got the exact number. That means one lolly to each friend :D)

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.(yep I'm shikamaru lazzzzzzzzy.)

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.(yep. I go as far as spending all my money on people(evan strangers))

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! (I don’t think so I should have gone for choice number 2 (James be my bf))

Rules For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man"...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAY:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy).

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin humming the theme to Star Wars.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant roach into the room and release it on a nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

42. Dress like the professor.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

my favourit characters are always the insane or evil ones

then again it better when the both :P

favirote

Ouran High Host Club

Pirates of The Carbien

Harry Potter

Naruto

Bleach

Saiyuki

Avatar The Tast Air Bender

Avatar

Batman

I like OC Pairings!

Hey I heard you were a wild one

If i took you home it would be a home run

show me how you do

So what we get drunk?

So what we smoke weed?

We’re just having fun We don’t care who sees

So what we go out?

That’s how its supposed to be

Living young and wild and free

So what I keep ‘em rolled up?

Saggin’ my pants, not caring what I show

Keep it real with my niggas

Keep it player for these hoes

And look clean don't it?

Washed it the other day, watch how you lean on it

Give me some 501 jeans on it

Roll joints bigger than King Kong’s fingers

And smoke them hoes down ’til they stingers

You a class clown and if I skip for the day

I’m with your bitch smokin’ grade A

So what we get drunk?

So what we smoke weed?

We’re just having fun We don’t care who sees

So what we go out?

That’s how its supposed to be

Living young and wild and free

You know what?

It’s like I’m 17 again Peach fuzz on my face

Lookin’, on the case

Tryna find a hella taste

Oh my god, I’m on the chase,

Chevy It's gettin’ kinda heavy, relevant, sellin’ it

Dippin’ away, time keeps slippin’ away

Zip in the safe, flippin’ for pay Tippin’ like I’m drippin’ in paint

Up front, four blunts, like, “Khalifa put the weed in a J”

So what we get drunk?

So what we smoke weed?

We’re just having fun We don’t care who sees

So what we go out?

That’s how its supposed to be

Living young and wild and free

Yea, roll one, smoke one

When you live like this you’re supposed to party

Roll one, smoke one, and we all just having fun

So we just, roll one, smoke one

When you live like this you’re supposed to party

Roll one, smoke one, and we all just having fun

So what we get drunk?

So what we smoke weed?

We’re just having fun We don’t care who sees

So what we go out?

That’s how its supposed to be

Living young and wild and free

So what we get drunk?

So what we smoke weed?

We’re just having fun We don’t care who sees

So what we go out?

That’s how its supposed to be

Living young and wild and free

:P

Oh mother tell your children

Not to do what I have done

Spend your lives in sin and misery

In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform

The other foot on the train

I'm goin' back to New Orleans

To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans

They call the Rising Sun

And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy

And God I know I'm one

-The House of The Rising Sun by The Animals.

The circus is coming to town

Come watch the clown

His paint on his face

His big disgrace

The circus is coming to town

by fanfiction author

The lunatic is on the grass

The lunatic is on the grass

Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs

Got to keep the loonies on the path

The lunatic is in the hall

The lunatics are in my hall

The paper holds their folded faces to the floor

And every day the paper boy brings more

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon

And if there is no room upon the hill

And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too

Ill see you on the dark side of the moon

The lunatic is in my head

The lunatic is in my head

You raise the blade, you make the change

You re-arrange me till Im sane

You lock the door

And throw away the key

Theres someone in my head but its not me.

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear

You shout and no one seems to hear

And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes

Ill see you on the dark side of the moon

Brain Damage – Pink Floyd

To be the bad man

To be the sad man

Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like

To be hated

To be fated

To telling only lies

But my dreams

They aren't as empty

As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely

My love is vengeance

That's never free

No one knows what it's like

To feel these feelings

Like I do

And I blame you

No one bites back as hard

On their anger

None of my pain and woe

Can show through

But my dreams

They aren't as empty

As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely

My love is vengeance

That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open

Before I use it and lose my cool

When I smile, tell me some bad news

Before I laugh and act like a fool

If I swallow anything evil

Put your finger down my throat

If I shiver, please give me a blanket

Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like

To be the bad man

To be the sad man

Behind blue eyes

Behind Blue eyes by The Who

The world is a vampire, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get, for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game

Even though I know - I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold - like old job

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show?
And what do you want?
I want to change
And what have you got, when you feel the same?

Bullet with Butterfly Wings- Smashing Pumpkins

Shoot from the back,

Take good aim,

Make sure I'm dead

Bang bang

'cause I'm a rat

There's no mistake

Under the bed

Where you sleep

Crush the skull

Make me tame

Sweep it up

Hide it away

No morals shown

In no way explained

Stupid human

Shit for brains

And draw tiny pictures

'round all the days

Bag and burn

Bang bang

Throw your judgments

Across the breeze

Bag and burn

Bang bang

You live inside

Your Jesus dream

Bag and burn

Bang bang

Get some sleep

Or lie in wait

Until the day

I run away

Forget the corpse

Present the case

To bring me down

And lose your words

I'll follow you

Into the grave

And at the gates

I see the passing say,

"The judge be judged,

And all the rich be saved."

I throw my curse

All across your days

And draw tiny pictures

'round all the days

Bag and burn

Bang bang

Throw your judgments

Across the breeze

Bag and burn

Bang bang

You live inside

Your Jesus dream

Bag and burn

Bang bang

And draw tiny pictures

'round all the days

Throw your judgments

Across the breeze

Watch them float off

To never be saved

You live inside

Your Jesus dream

-The Rat by Dead Confederate

Naruto Birthdays

January:

01 - Gai

02 - Iwashi

04 - Haku

08 - Hiashi & Hizashi

19 - Gaara

23 - Shino

24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)

25 - Yondaime

February

08 - Sarutobi

10 - Obito Uchiha

11 - Sigure

21 - Yoroi

24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)

29 - Kabuto

March

08 - Ebisu

09 - Tenten

18 - Kisame

20 - Ibiki

27 - Hanabi

28 - Sakura

29 - Kazekage

April

02 - Cloud Ninja Leader

03 - Udon

04 - Gatoh & Tonbo

05 - Tazuna

06 - Waraji

22 - Choaza

May

01 - Chouji

04 - Tsunami

07 - Midare

08 - Homura

15 - Kankurou

26 - Iruka

30 - Baiu

June

06 - Gouzu & Meizu

08 - Moegi

09 - Itachi

11 - Kurenai

12 - Dosu

July

03 - Neji

04 - Baki

06 - Kin

07 - Akamaru & Kiba

17 - Gemma

21 - Kotetsu

23 - Sasuke

August

02- Tsunade

09 - Nawaki

15 -Zabuza

16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)

21 - Kaiza

23 - Temari

28 - Raidou

September

01 - Koharu

03 - Aoba

14 - Zaku

15 - Kakashi

15 - Obito

22 - Shikamaru

23 - Ino

October

10 - Naruto

18 - Asuma

19 - Suzume

21 - Mizuki

24 - Anko

27 - Orochimaru

November

02 - Hayate

05 - Wind Country Lord

11 - Jiraiya

15 - Mubi & Rin

16 - Kagari

25 - Izumo

27 - Rock Lee

30 - Misumi

December

01 - Zouri

04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)

20 - Oboro

24 - Madam Shizimi

25 - Inari

27 - Hinata

30 - Konohamaru

Star Signs

AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.

VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.

SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I'm MISSISSIPPIAN, so I MUST be over-wieght, stupid, and pregnant.
I read MURDER NOVELS, so I MUST be planning to kill someone or myself.

I hurt MY GUY FRIENDS ALOT, so I MUST like them all.

I dress IN WIERD WAYS, so I MUST love attention

I CUT MYSELF so there MUST be something mentally wrong with me

I drink and smoke so I must have no future

I cant consentrate in class so I must be a space case with no life

I’m in the lowest classes at school so I MUST be dumb

I TALK TO MY SELF so I must be insane

I HAVE VOICES IN MY HEAD so I must be a violent out of contral person who needs to be in a mental hospital

Im a GIRL who likes violence so I must be evil and mean.

I swear a lot so I must be a horrible person

I listen to strange music there for I must be strange

Im sarcastic so I must not have a good opinion

I like to be a bitch so I must be a horrible and mean person.

I hit my friends so I must want to beat everyone up

I dont cry about death so I MUST be a cold hearted bitch

Light
You have a big aim in life
You hate to lose X
You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
You are obsessed.X
Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 2

L
you love candy. X
You don’t care about how you look. X
You walk/sit curved.X
You are a genius.X
You have dark circles around your eyes.X
You are thin no matter what you eat.
You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 5

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
You dress in a very peculiar way.X
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 1

Mello
You love chocolate. X
You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.X
You always dress dark and tight clothes.X
You are always second.
You have a burn/scar on your face.
You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes. X
Near creeps you out a little bit.

Total: 4

Matt
You are always playing video games. X
You smoke.X
You wear streaky shirts.
You would do anything for your friends.X
You use glasses that look like goggles.
You are always relaxed. X
You are very affectionate to your best friend.X

Total: 5

Near
You are patient to the limit.X
You always win.
You have Peter Pan syndromeX
You love to wear pajamas.X
You are very intelligent. X
You have a lot of abilities using your hands.X
Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 5

Mikami
You believe in a god.X
You search for justice everywhere. You use glasses.X
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 2

Ryuk
You love apples. X
You are bored. X
You think that humans are… INTERESTING!. X
You laugh in a weird way…X
You don’t let your feelings lead you. X
When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides. X
You are a little bit crazy and weird. X

Total: 7

Matsuda
Some people think that you are an idiot.X
You always see someone’s good side.
You know someone who is an example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.

Total: 1

Im Ryuk YAY! Suck on that im an awesome shinigami!